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>been working part time for a few months now
>log in our hours using a sign in sheet
>just have to write in how many hours we work that day
>one day I put in 50 even though I only work 4 hours that day
>plan to say it's just an april fool's joke if caught but no one says anything
>up til now have been logging 50 hours work a day
>last paycheck gave me over 300,000 dollars
I think I haven't been caught because the woman managing paychecks is like, really old and probably has brain problems.
What the fuck do I do? Should I confess? I could get fired, but do I have to return the money or what? It's not like I stole it. They gave it to me.
(also, if you want to know where I work, I don't wanna answer because I don't know if I should say)
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>>36503473
Nice OP the old embezzlement prank. Great April Fools joke a true classique.
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>>36503473
someone will probably find out eventually. worth confessing even if you end up getting chewed out.
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>>36503473
>It's not like I stole it. They gave it to me.
Rob bank at gunpoint. "They gave it to me."
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>>36503473
confess madafaka or be charged with embezzlement
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chances are if you're the kind of person who's working a shit part-time job, $300k would easily be enough where fucking off to another state and changing identity would be a good idea.
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>>36503592
I already spent over 20,000 on sex toys and fetish porn artist commissions. Is that bad?
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>>36503473
Keep the money, but just slowly move your hours back down in this order:
>50
>41
>32
>20
>24
>15
>14
>9
>6
>10
>4
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>>36503617
Welp just when I thought this had potential to be real...
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Yes, report it you stupid sack of shit. They're not going to gloss over a third of a million dollars missing.
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>>36503473
OP, if nobody and your company catches you, I think the IRS will. They know your pay rate, I'm sure they know very well that you're not working 50 hours a day too.
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