>fat >manlet (5'3) >dick 3 inches hard (pic related)

I can't desu

>>36503258
Lose weight

Why are you even asking

>lose weight
>Become femboi
Win

>>36503386
Okay, but I'll still be a manlet and a dicklet.

>>36503258

Maybe someday in the future you'll be able to replace your severely inadequate body with advanced technology.

>>36503258
If you end it all, you won't be able to enjoy the schadenfreude of watching the world attempt to justify it's own atrocities against itself as the Human species contorts in a never-ending attempt to progress in a universe that is frankly without meaning and full of suffering. It is the only enjoyment you may be able to feel, and can serve as fitting consolation on your lengthy path to the afterlife. Killing yourself right away means depriving yourself of the one truly content-ful emotion left to a robot.

>>36503258
>dicklet

You're not even a dicklet. It's just nothing. Looks like a FTM clit.

>>36503258

If it's any consolation, most men are dicklets. Anything below 8x6 is berrypicker as fuck.

>>36503442
Just because you turned 15 yesterday and found out what the word nihilism means doesn't mean any of the shit you said is going to happen. The world is pain to you, for others it is not. It's a matter of perspective

>Uncut

Could be so much worse. Count your blessings.

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>>36503745
I'm 35.

Sadly this comment was not original.

It's better to feel something than it is to feel nothing.

And besides, how you going to buy sweet anime figs if you're dead?

>>36503258
What the fuck does this have to do with anything? Is any of that important? Have you donated to charity at all? Have you helped someone learn something? Do you care how big your doctor's dick is ?why does this matter? Because a girl won't find you attractive? But that's not love, that's something that doesn't care for physical appearance. There's more to life than ooga booga where da pussy at

>>36503813
That's even worse. Now you're old and dumb

>>36503886
Oh? And are you youthful and intelligent?

>>36503258
Weight can be lost.
Short guys can get ripped way more easily.
Small dicks are hot.
Foreskin.

>>36503928
Well you are old and I am young in comparison. What you said was stupid, and so you might be as well.

>>36503966
That was a beautiful poem anonbot

>>36503788
>Blessing
It makes his invisible dick even in a greater stealth mode.

>>36503258
I'm sorry OP.

at this point you should just become a trap.

>>36503856

Why would OP want to be charitable or helpful to people? Have you ever heard the phrase "misery loves company"?

>Because a girl won't find you attractive? But that's not love, that's something that doesn't care for physical appearance.

You don't get to experience "love" if you don't have attractive physical traits.

>>36503966

>Small dicks are hot

In which planet?

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>3 inches

kys please

>>36504037
Tell you what, if by the time you are 35 you are still posting on /r9k/ (or more likely its future equivalent) you'll be just as warped as I am.

God that's fucking pathetic loooooooooool just forget about girls completely and focus on getting rich, there will be some girl somewhere that will clit grind with you every night if you're rich enough

>>36503258
I'm sorry, OP.
Jesus, I'm just sorry.

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>>36504063
Why thank you.

>>36504190
Mine.

>>36503412
your dick is buried under fat if you lose weight you'll gain inches

>>36503258
your dick would be bigger if you weren't such a tub of lard

>TFW dick just as small
>TFW have phimosis as well

fuck u op

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>>36503258
>Give me a reason not to end it all
me
>/fit/
>6'2"
>large dick
>still a khv with no friends, no job, and no education and turning 25 in a few weeks
so yeah, we are at least at the same rung in life, despite me having all the advantage.

>>36504850
Yep, because nothing cures robot autism, not even height, fitness, and large dick size

>>36504409
truth, the fat can bury your penis. I've gone from morbidly abuse to skelly a few times from depression and when i'm skinny my dick is definitely bigger when I'm skinny.

>>36504850
join the military my guy its a life saver

>>36505007
i can't. dont have any references. i would have done it already

>>36505318
you need references to join the military?

Fat converts testosterone to estrogen. Lose that weight and turn into a man.

>>36505330
yeah, you need at least 3 personal, and both parents i beleive