>"hey man, I got a flat in back, can you give me

Sorry, I think my hose is too short for this job

>>36501942
It'll just go flat again. THINK WOMAN, THINK.

>>36501942
>looks fine from here
I leave because I'm sexually confused.

>>36501942
i need either a patch kit or a replacement inner tube to properly repair the flat, otherwise after i pump it up it will just go flat again, so sorry i cant actually help you

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>>36501942
Who the fuck carries an air pump?

>>36502085
>>36502037
she's asking for you to fuck her from the back retards

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>>36501942
Ayo wite bitch
gibs me dat bike

ill pump your back if ya know what i mean.

20 days into nofap and i can definitely say i wouldn't hold back

porn doesn't even arouse me anymore but pictures like this where i can actually put myself in the setting, wew

Uh, sorry lady, I don't just carry a bicycle repair kit everywhere I go, I'm not a fucking fag.

>>36502107

nigger ends up stealing her bike and virginity.

>>36502104
what part of her back is flat though. Thats seriously not flat.

I would, without a doubt, positively 100% guaranteed disappoint to sexually satisfy her if you know what I mean

>>36502431
Hmmm I'm not sure what you mean.

>>36502085
>>36502201
>Not being prepared
What are you, some kind of normie?