Why does G*d make us think about roasties so much? It's

>>36498063
How is life in Bosnia?

>>36498063
Doesn't even puke don't bother watching more.

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Why does G*d make you post about roasties so much? It's a cruel trick.

Women are disgusting, but you can't stop thinking about their soft skin and big boobies.

>>36498063
Agreed on this. It's like a curse.

>>36498063

What is wrong with me, I think I can fap to this..........

>>36498166
Ikr, that crotch looks so inviting.

>>36498063
I find them to be vile as all hell, don't think about 'em.

>>36498134
Agree.
That was the least i was expecting.

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>last friday
>old schoolmate calls for a drink
>haven't been out in years
>don't really drink
>accept thinking maybe something will change
>drink way too much
>unironically ironically talk to everyone how I want to die, hate myself, etc
>puke for the first time from drinking alcohol as I leave the taxi
>cry to one of the guys about my recently dead dog
>have the biggest hangover
I think I'll give up. Hopefully the'll never call me again.

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>>36498063
>Why does G*d make us think about roasties so much?
Speak for yourself, I don't care one bit about them.
I only think about 2D and girls that are probably too rare for me to even meet.

>>36498447
You are just a liar. A bad one.

>>36498523
If I'm going to think about girls, I'm going to think about pleasing ones. Not some leftovers found on the sidewalk.

>>36498570
You are still thinking about roasties you know.

>>36498434
What are expanding brain memes and what do Minions have to do with depression?

just jerk off, that obsession goes away pretty quick after I cum

>>36498602
virgins can't be roasties

>>36498063
I love party sluts so much

i just want to kiss her feet

She will settle for a six-figure salary good guy in 4 years time once she's done 'partying'.

So get earning $$$ and climbing the social ladder, anons, you'll get sloppy seconds on an attractive lady!

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>>36498434
>april 7 friday
>friend's going to join army
>we celebrate with beers and vodka
>i drank way too much + 1 pack of cigarettes
>start to fight people and yell at everyone
>puke at couch
>never talk again to them
living the real life it's really hard

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>>36498063
Imagine that there is no god, there are only ape 2.0 that became self sentient, we became the dominant species on planet earth due to our ability to use tools and make weapons

We harnessed fire, wore our enemies skin as clothing and made weapons to slay our enemies with

Well what did we do when we became the top of the food chain? well we fucked and ate, we had everything in abundance so we bred like rabbits

And even in this day and age of over population we still have our instincts we got from generation after generation of hedonistic fucking, even the dark ages and church couldn't stop our lusts for the pleasures of flesh

TLDR; There is no god, only instinct to breed

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>>36499444
You might not understand why you're easily recognizable as an underage (reported) redditor now, but you'll understand that if you stick around for a couple more years.

>>36499444
>TLDR; There is no god, only instinct to breed

funny thing, we actually overcame our instinct to breed

then the government starting bringing in people from societies who didn't overcome their instinct to breed

we're killing ourselves

>>36498434


Oh boy, do I know that feel.


>go to some old friends house party
>immediately start drinking like there is no tomorrow
>get really smashed
>sit in the kitchen and mumble some stupid shit
>friend goes over to me and asks if I want water
>tell him to fuck off
>walk to the toilet and puke my guts out violently
>ventilate my innards until I am just spitting acid
>friend hammers at the door and tells me to open up, afraid that I will probably pass out and drown on my vomitt
>get out and sit in the kitchen again
>remember hugging a bucket and writting stupid messages to people on my phone
>lights go off at some point
>wake up in the living room on the couch
>stumble around the house and search for friend
>find him and ask what the fuck happened yesterday
>he refuses to look me in the eyes and just says that I mumbled a ton of stupid shit, does not tell me specifics. Also mentions that I started drinking again at some point and they already wanted to call an ambulance
>already have all kinds of dreadfull ideas what I might have said and done while blackout drunk
>awkwardly tell him goodbye and somehow get home
>fall into bed and pass out again
>wake up at afternoon with a horrid, head-splitting headache.
>pull out my phone
>nearly start crying as I see what kinds of stupid shit I wrote to some people last night
>roll myself into a fetal position and try to forget all of this whike wishing for my heart to just stop beating

Atleast I have learned my lesson, did not even remotely drink as much since.

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Baits of such low quality are undeserving of a proper (you)

>>36499515
The unwanted overcame their instinct to breed
The rest are breeding just fine, problem is the numbers are not high enough for the governments slave labor programs so they brought in some extra workers that they think they can control as well as the pacified whites

>>36499553
>the unwanted
the unwanted by ((who))?

>>36498063
I came to the conclusion that god hate us. They are everything i dont stand for yet i can't help but love them with all my heart

>>36498063
>G*d
Here's (((your))) you. Fag.

>>36499602
The men unwanted by the women they would want

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>>36498924
>>36499531
Why would you do this?

I drink at least a litre or 2 of vodka a week now and I NEVER text or send people messages or doing anything embarrassing except maybe hug and dance with my great danes

>>36499531
>>nearly start crying as I see what kinds of stupid shit I wrote to some people last night

Any examples? Drunk texts are always hilarious to a third party

>>36498063
> G*d

Found the Jew.

>>36499765
he was obviously ironic numbnut

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>>36498434
>>36499531
>tfw you wake up and actually enjoy reading your drunk texts