>Claim to speak fluent Russian, Mandarin, and Polish and to

>>36497604
>he fell for the just lie on your resume meme
Now they are just going to spread the word around that Anon is a phony and not to hire him. Good job cucking yourself out of a career in the area you live.

Just go and bullshit, they'll probably know but if your goofy application worked, who knows.

>>36497604
Did you at least add the autism to your resume?
No but seriously you're fucking retarded. You know they can see if you know a certain language, right? It's not fucking hard.

>>36497775
>You know they can see if you know a certain language, right? It's not fucking hard.
this fag's playing it up OP, they won't have a special language team of a native ruskie, chink, and pole waiting to test you. Your interviewer may say "I see you speak Russian! [some horrific gargled Russian greeting]" just repeat the noises he makes at you.

>>36497775
im pretty sure they just make you do a proficiency test in that language, i had to do one to prove i knew french for my job application. it was online though so i just cheated

Just own up to it, tell them that you really want to work there but the only way to get your foot in the door is to lie. Hopefully your interviewer will see it as dedication and not lack of integrity

>>36498037
what shitty advice desu

>>36497604
have fun going to jail you dumb fuck

>>36498056
Haha, okay. What would you have him do instead, genius?

>>36498137
>What would you have him do instead, genius?

wing it, something like what this guy said >>36497835

>barley

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