Any lesbians here wanna be my gf on a farm? We'd live in the middle of nowhere. but no one would ever bother us and we'd get big grants from the government. We'd watch youtube videos and anime all day on shitty rural internet in a mansion
Me:
> 5'6", not fat, gold star lesbian, not butch, saved up 300k from job and trust fund
you:
>not fat, doesn't have a Y chromosome
That sounds truly fantastic. Would we really farm stuff? Have little farm animals?
>>36496832
We'd need to have a decent sized produce farm but we'd (or i would depending on your income) would hire help to do the hard stuff, and the equipment would partly come from the government. For animals we could have some cheap ones that live off the land.
>>36496961
are you in the US?
original
>>36496768
luring impressionable young women out to an isolated environment so you can commit heinous atrocities to them. Topkek.
>>36497001
yeah
>>36497151
yeah everyone is evil and has evil intentions. no one wants to just watch movies and fuck all day
>>36496768
Discord Code: Wz7Audf
Join this server I'm sure you will find your girl to live there with. or add:
Pez#0349
or
fanta#3996
The first is better desu.
That sounds honestly pretty good but no way I could just move to rural America.
Also
>shitty rural Internet
would probably make me go crazy desu. Unless I fill up my Kindle with endless fanfiction before I leave, I guess.
Still that's a pretty fun idea, gotta say.
>>36497284
i joined.
>>36497651
it's not so bad. i would assume you were okay with never leaving the house to begin with so it's not like living in the middle of nowhere would be too bad.
>shitty rural Internet
it can't be helped. it'll be the shitty satellite kind, too.
>lesbian farmgirls
Sounds like the setup for bestiality porn, but good luck.
>>36497820
I let me dog fuck me, but I don't think i would ever do it with a farm animal.
Does anyone want to run a farm with a girl (male)
We won't have to worry about anyone calling us degenerates or telling us to kill ourselves or anything, just us on a comfy farm
>>36497763
I'm definitely okay with never leaving the house but I'm pretty much broken and probably couldn't live anywhere with no hospitals close by because chronic pain bullshit.
>satellite kind
I thought you could get somewhat decent satellite Internet these days. I just need it to be fast enough for the occasional animu torrent or movie/Netflix, like 16Mbit or whatever.
>>36496768
I would love to. I grew up on a farm, but moved to the city for school/work. I'm also single, but I'mmtf ;_;
>>36497231
>and fuck all day
that's so gross
why would you pick the gender with the lower libido to do this with? kind of stupid anon
>>36497896
I do! Do you have a farm?
>>36498087
No but I have money. It might be a nice life
>>36498226
But I don't have any money, can I still join you?
>>36497896
>>36498226
Sure fly me in, get us settled on a farm and with an income / enough money so we don't die. And we're good.
wait OP are you that richfag dyke that always posts Frozen?
>>36498378
maybe that's >>36497651
>>36498378
Yeah, >>36498565 this anon got it right. Rural life doesn't really appeal all that much to me desu.
>>36497896
Please responderinobog
>>36498696
no one likes trannies
obviouslynotoriginal
>>36496768
>be retarded roastie
>get directions to go to farm in the middle of nowhere
>knock on the door
>two big Slavs open the door
>..........
>>36498696
Well I can't just fly in a neet I have no idea about, we'd have to get to know each other
>>36498750
Can we talk about it, do you have discord?
>>36498747
>slavs
>rural US
eh....