Femanons, why don't you have a robot bf yet? What's

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>wanting anything to do with robots in real life

>>36495660
because they are all guys roleplaying as girls, and nobody wants a fat, stinky, emotionally cripple guy with a tiny dick as their bf

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>>36495660
Stop, just stop with this bullshit.

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This bad boy of a thread lost the very last tiny bit of a possibility that I'll ever date a robot.

>inb4 he WASN'T a ROBOT
He was the classic representative.

>>36495877
>He was the classic representative.
Elaborate.

>>36495877
Did anyone figure out what the fuck is happening in that photo? Is it a naked body next to the guy?? Is that a butt?

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>>36495660
Before this thread get tons of replies Im just going to leave my post here:

Any fembot want to date me or at least talk and we'll see? I have a lot of things to offer like

>passionate and sensitive af
>know how to play musical instruments
>could teach you a my original language
>not too fat and not too skinny, just normal
>somehow cute, though it depends on the person who is judging
>know how to cook, in fact would like to prepare the breakfast and take it you your bed some mornings
>romantic and pretty loyal, I'd probably get really hurt if you cheat on me
>"mentally stable", not a normie tho
>would watch anime, movies, or just shiposting on 4chan or laughing at normies under a blanket in a cold day
>would support you on everything as long as you support me as well
>more importantly, I'd love you so much as long as you love me the same way and never leave me
>wouldnt care about looks since I think that the most important thing is the personality

I know I'm forgetting more things cause I'm an idiot but still this is how I am and what I would like to do, nothing more.

>>36495700
Why not?
rorororororoasty

You're not supposed to date robots, robots can leave r9k when they're ready to not be a robot.

>>36495933
obligatory, where are you from anon?

>>36495877
Is that a butt? Or a tranny?

>>36495971
Europe, and you, anon?

>>36495933
you have a shit personality and are a shitty person if this is how you describe yourself. you want to know why you don't have a gf? your huge inflated ego that has no anchor in reality

>>36495933
>mentally stable
>not a normie

good one, norman

>>36496055
>how you describe yourself
>your huge inflated ego
How stupid can you be

>>36495660
>dating a girl
>ever
it's like you're asking for a trouble and non-stopping drama.

>>36496098
you seem pretty close to the bottom on intelligence levels so why don't you tell us how stupid a person can be? while you're fumbling through that pick up a dictionary and look up the world "humble" and maybe "humility" too

>>36496099
If a girl knows her place and that women are shit, then there shouldn't be a problem?

>>36496123
Uh why are u replying to me?

Anon tried to describe himself, that's all, you bitter fag.

>>36496171
>s-s-stop bullying me
ahahahaha fucking neck yourself, kid. don't try to pick an argument if you can't handle getting BTFO within a single post

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>>36495893
>>36495932
>>36495974
No, she was a girl who approached some lucky KHHV from here and next morning he proceeded to take pictures of her naked body while she was sleeping.
Complete lack of empathy, with no boundaries.

You know that this is what the typical robot would do too. You know it.

The two most common types of robots are flat women haters and failed normies who actually have all the shithead tendencies of a normie like cheating and shit, you can see examples in this very thread.

>>36496319
Oh, that one.
>You know that this is what the typical robot would do too
No. There is no typical robot, but a cyborg like that is not even close to the hypothetical.

men are disgusting and useful ones (ie rich and sexy) can get women waaaay hotter than me

>>36495660

>butterface
>terrible skin
>normal / underweight but i have terrible posture
>too self-sabotaging to form relationships
>tfw so self-conscious can't even speak on discord or while gaming

i wish my folks will die soon so i don't have to take care of them and off myself

>>36496581
you sound perfect for me desu. be my neet gf

>>36495660
I learned here that men are less empathetic and emotional compared to women so its a nope
I'd rather have a girlfriend but.. :'^(

>>36496429
shut up male shill

>>36496581
What's ur discord? Wait how old are you, anonette?

>>36496639
You needed /r9k/ to learn that men are less empathetic and emotional?

>>36496661
Yes
because im a shut-in

>>36496679
Still though, that's a selling point, there's absolutely nothing good about being emotional and over-empathetic

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>>36495933
>could teach you my original language
You can't make this stuff up

>>36496679
You've been shut-in for your entire life?

>>36495933
Femanons if none of this sets off any red flags for you then you really do bear most of the blame for when it goes wrong.

>>36495933
No location, height or contact. Poor guy, good luck!

someone in this thread have sex with me. ill post my picture

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>>36495660
>Be fembot
>Tfw no robot boyfriend with beta bucks who I will end up eventually cucking with Chad anyways.

Since I started dating awkward sperg girls I can no longer tolerate anything else. They are so perfect in every way. I NEED an aspie loser gf. Fuck normal girls so much I hate them.

>>36496897
>Tfw no robot boyfriend with beta bucks
I can be that please

>>36495660
I'm gonna assume most guys here are fat, guy myself, btw.

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>>36497003
>most guys here are fat
You're right.
t. 6'4 265 lbs anon

>>36496949
Define Sperg girls? Are you talking more nerd girls or complete Spastics?

>>36497003
Speak for yourself cunt. I'm 5'11 160.

>>36496949
What do you mean by that?

It is original, dumbass.

>>36497025
I'm not myself, (5'9, 145lbs) But I can't imagine a lot of guys here are like that.

>>36497026
Spastics honestly, although I can handle nerds. I have a documented disability and like I said, normal girls aren't really compatible with me.

>>36497037
I said most, both you and I are an exception.

>>36497047
I've literally met one, and she was fucking horrible. Isn't autism prominent in mainly men? I can't imagine many female autists.

>>36496319
>he took pictures of her
truly he is hitler reborn but also
>got laid
>robot
no.

>>36497046
You probably imagine american fat levels, not regular fat.

>>36497112
Varies, I'm sure there are more chubs than actual land whales.

>>36496639
>thinks men are less empathetic and emotional
Its everyone, no one cares or feels anything, I am 100% convinced everyone is constantly faking emotions

>>36497145
No, you're just borderline.

>>36496319
Don't dehumanize most of us, certain types of people will always lurk and cause issues. It isn't an indictment of the board.

>>36496639
I'd say men are much more conscienceless and are more likely to solve issues.

>>36497157
Not in the slightest, am perfectly normal autist.

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>>36495933
like the other guy said, you have to mention your height and it has to be over 6' to get a femanon's interest you idiot

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Do these eyes look like they belong to a drug addict?

>>36497219
>Not in the slightest, am perfectly normal autist.
Uh-huh.

>>36497236
Let's be honest, nearly everyone on R9K either have autism or some personality disorder.

>>36497234
No?
Are you a drug addict, please get help, mang.

>>36497291
I don't want help. I want a grave

>>36497234
At least your eyes don't change colour, through out the year.

>>36497236
>I am right and I will deny everything to the contrary
I am glad you are so understanding anon

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>>36497270
We two aren't the only ones here, anon.

>>36497310
Why? Shit jobs? Shit family? No where to go?

>>36497310
Oh...well I don't know how to help you, sorrrryy....

the fembots that come here are gay, all of them, and they hate men so they'll lead you on and blackmail you if they can. Never trust a woman, especially not one that says shes a fembot

>>36496055

Explain why you think this

Orig

>>36497357
all of the above including shitty friends that leave me for dead

>>36495660
The fact that anyone here who is actively looking for a GF isn't a robot and is just a failed normie thirsty /soc/ cross-boarder. Actual robots aren't BF material because they are bitter and angry Men with no morals.

>>36497378
Know how you feel. My family aren't that bad, but I've been having loads of issues with college, getting jobs and nearly all my highschool friends ditched me for drugs.

>>36497234
you look pretty normal man

could easily pass for a chad desu

wasting this is too sad

>>36497418
I can deal with most things mentally but when my ex left me I haven't been the same since. I feel like getting into fights with every person I see

>>36497401
This. I tried to date a real robot but he was just too far gone.

>>36496055
die scum

>>36497339
I've got no idea if I've got any form of Autism, I don't have issues socializing but am very autistic about learning.

>>36497452
it's not a waste lol every girl ive been with treated me like shit and then left me after emotionally abusing me desu

>>36495933
Can you say at least your age?

>>36497452
He looks more like a twink.

>>36497492
34.. is that too old?

>>36497512
For men it isn't. It is for women, that's when their ovaries start drying up.

>>36497041
I mean I want a fembot gf pls respond.

>>36497477
nah you've just been with shitty girls

or maybe you're partly at fault as well idk i don't know you

>>36497506
well then i probably just have low standards

>>36496429

How is that ASPD working out for you

>>36497512
Not for me, I'm almost 28... too bad I don't live in Europe.

>>36495660
Common sense

Ayylmorigonal

>>36497506
an expensive twink my friend. you probably couldn't afford me. I don't have sex with guys unless they are paying

>>36497234
Vinnie is that you?

>>36497572
I'm a Wizard bot from the US. Where are you from?

>>36497561
Pretty sure I'm on the spectrum. I don't have issues talking to women at all. My only issue is I talk way too fast 'cause of my accent.
Also, he does look pretty subish. Type I'd go for if I went for Lads over Lasses.

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>>36496679
Is this Mokocchi?

>>36495660
because some robots dont like trannies you fucking idiot

>>36497572
Pls be in Ontario

originals

>>36497602
Probably wouldn't. Too poor from college.

>>36497687
i do original desu

>>36497687
Traps are pretty good.

>>36497572
be my old cat lady gf

>>36497687
E U R O P A

origcunt

If you live in Washington state and have drugs ill fuck you. <guy

>>36497648
I'm from Ohio what about you?

>>36497791
>I'm from Ohio
post your email now rustbelt

>>36497791
send me an email. heres a throwaway - [email protected]

>>36497834
Okay. I'll send one now.

Have people actually found anyone through these threads. Just a bit skeptical.

>>36496319
>some lucky khv

What the fuck? We're you even in that thread or are you just role-playing.

The anon who took those picks was already a Normie. He just didn't have sex in a long time.

>>36496319
>>36495877
>20 ""I finally did it bros come inflate my ego :DD"" threads every single day, almost 0 have any nudes
>yet this cherrypicked anon from a month ago sent you over the edge
Kek, just hop on my dick already

>>36496319
no that's not even remotely a robot u fucking retarded cunt. A robot is someone who is completely mentally gone and could never get with a girl

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>tfw no femanon to ride shotgun in my truck all around the country doing lewd things every day in new places
I have a cat lady starter pack if that helps.

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>>36498243
You have your own pussies dude, why do you need another one at that?

>>36498292
Unfortunately, I don't fuck cats.

>>36498243
That middle one looks identical to my cat. Don't have a pic, though.

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>>36498342
So I guess it isn't true when they say, a cat is fine too.

>>36498391
Cat girls in the anime sense are good, not the furry fuckers, though.

>>36498391
Well, I suppose when you're dealing with a shapeshifter and have a Japanese penis, they can be.

>>36498381
Pizza cats are good cats.

>>36498556
My cat's a fat fucker. Have to feed him tuna and ham, he won't eat anything else.

>>36495660

Because I fuck a woman for like a week before I get bored of them and go after other woman and then the woman who I just abandoned starts annoying me when I just want them to fuck off because I'm done with them and I want some different pussy on my dick.

So feel free to date me fembots but unless you can keep things interesting I will cheat on you

>>36498589
That's a big boi. Does he have a water fountain?

>>36498677
Chad pls go. This thread has nothing to do with you being a slut.

>>36498034
>implying they wouldn't if they had the chance

>>36496319
I wont bother to reply to all. Fuck your fallacies you're all worthless and deserve to die unsatisfied

>>36498753
>Chad pls go. This thread has nothing to do with you being a slut.

Hardly chad I just play the numbers game, ask 1000 women for sex one will say yes

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>>36498243
>he posts your greatest fantasy
>but he's a tripfag

>>36498898
be my travel gf

>>36498753
He gets his water out of my dog's bowl. His ones not big enough.

>>36498767

>you're all worthless and deserve to die unsatisfied

That is exactly what you are. You come here to push an agenda, get btfo brutally, then go crying home when you realize that you are just a dumb bitch who hates betas for no real reason.

Kill yourself and make the world a better place

>>36498898
As a another anon who drives truck, this life is actually fucking awful. It would be nicer when you have company and makes those multiple hours on the road, alone with your thoughts and no means of escape a bit more berabale, but let's face it. There are just better things I'd want to be doing than driving truck with a girlfriend as company for multiple hours a day. I'd want to actually experience life, go do something that doesn't require minimal attention behind the wheel at all times for multiple hours and the rest of the time is just conversation or her showing me shit she found online while browsing the net on her phone.

It sounds nice on paper but in practice, it just sucks and I'd rather be doing something else with them. A truck cabin is basically a prison.

>tfw acquired robot bf without even trying
>tfw want to marry him and have his children

>>36499163
how did you get lucky?
>inb4 i'm a girl x33

>>36498898
But how would you find me if I weren't a glorious tripfag?

>>36498944
Picky eating and obesity can be signs of dehydration. Cats really prefer running water.

>>36499157
M8, are you even an owner/operator?
>end a 3 day weekend in ohio on Tuesday
>grab 3 short loads out to Chicago
>end up at brother's house on Friday
>dogsit for a week
>grab a load heading back to Pittsburgh
>load up some steel on Wednesday going out to Seattle
>kick it off on Friday
>weekend on the beach peoplewatching stoners
If you don't own the company it's obvious why you have no control over your life.

>>36499398
Of fucking course I'm not an owner and operator. I can barley hold my own life together, I can't be responsible for shit if something ever went wrong. I'd lose my barley contained collective shit.

I can't choose when I do my deliveries, or how. I just do what I'm told and deliver it on time.

>>36499398
He's always been like this, I had to take him off a mate because his girlfriend made him keep the cat after they broke up.

>>36499577
Yeah. Some cats just never get their dietary needs met. If he seems happy, it's alright.

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>>36499470
>cuckpermile
Yeah, that seems like prison. Come join us on /tfg/. We've got feels, stories, and memes.

>>>/o/17072977

>>36499773
How is trucking? I've never thought of it before, but I just realised that it might be a fitting job for me, if everything else fails.

>>36495660
Because they want Chad Thundercock. You wouldn't date a deformed landwhale either. Robots are the male equivalent of the fattest most unattractive woman you can imagine.