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>A-ayo, wh-white boi. (cough)
>I... I ain onna make it. S-sh-shit's cansuh. Same... (cough, snort) same way m-my dad went, mang.
>Iunno h-how much I gots luh-left.
>Lissen. (gulp, snuffle) Dere... dere a box. Issin muh garage. Shit... Shit's got a map in it.
>You take dat map... Gotta take it to the desert. Fuh... Follow it.
>A-aliens is real, dogg. They (shaky breath) had me cleanin' uh duh crashes when (another breath) I wuz inna Gulf. W-wuz gonna tell a nigguh.
>Guess... Guess I ain't (choking cough) nevuh gonna get around to it. Dat map take you to a, a f-full ship. Ain fuh'd up like Ro'well. Is full an w-wuh-workin an shit.
>An'... an fuggin git yo'sef a giduh countuh. I think... I think dem mofuggin powuh co' (gagging, followed by another choking cough) g-gimme cansuh. D-don't... don't git yo ass irradiated.
>Dem aliens. It's... is dem, mang. Dey runnin' duh show.
>A-aite. Git duh fug outtuh here, git dat map fo' duh feds do. T-tell the wo'.
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>>36494968
all i heard was Oooga Booga Booga
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>saying "gonna" instead of "gon"
>saying "wo" instead of "wurr"
I don't believe you're a black man, sir.
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Y-YES SIR MISTER NIGGER
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>>36495082
>Greetings, human boi.
>On our world, there is a saying.
>"The game-theoretic outcome of the snitch strategy is one which invariably requires live-saving intervention."
>Do you understand?
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>open the box
>it's a crude child's drawing of a pirate's treasure map
>turns out the black guy suffered severe hallucinations from his schizophrenia and was released from the hospital a few weeks later
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>>36495108
FUCK YOU PUNK ASS GREYS I KNOW YALL NIGGAS GETTIN YA AZZ WHOOPED BY DEM REPTARLIAN LIZARD NIGGAS DAS WHY YALL HIDIN OUT ON EARTH HUH?
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>You will never go on an Old Black Man Treasure Hunt.
Fuck you for making me feel this.
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>>36494968
Ok
Bye,guy happy birthday
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Where the fuck is this garage?
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>>36494968
I promise on my wife's son's life I will, Tyrone. And...thanks. For everything. ;_;7
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Post this on >>>/qst/
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>>36496873
MIBfag backseat jannies will reportbrigade it
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>open the box
>it's just a jar of peanut butter
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>>36495108
>>36494968
Fucking gold.
Keep this shit coming, OP/
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>>36495108
Sniches get stiches homie
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>>36497341
Got a heart laugh out of this one for some reason
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Y'all niggas definition of real get y'all killed
This definition of real can help you live
>Mind your own business and you might live long
>Don't fuck over niggas like me and we gon visit your home
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>>36497826
roll up ousside my crib in yo chicken pot pie lookin jalopy
a nigga ain't take his own advice
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>>36497944
pull up. tru
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>>36494968
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>>36497944
Can someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make a vocaroo or youtube video of this? ????? This is fucking hilarious. Someone do it. I can't because I'm a girl and not black and not old.
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>>36498148
>responding to everyone in the thread
Kill yourself originally.
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>>36498148
>tfw you're black and can totally do this
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>>36498190
Did I miss u bb? Take a free you. It's on me
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>>36498242thank you
But for real, don't do that anymore.
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>>36494968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XjEpTDl9p1
I tried my best.
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>>36498269
Ummm why tf not
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>>36498276
orginally perfect
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>>36498276
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XjEpTDl9p1
pretty goodfor a nigger
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>>36498371
He's white. You can hear it.
>>36498276
This is good and I'm >>36498200
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>>36498404
The whiteness in his voice might have come from reading.
We all know blacks don't do that.
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>>36495789
i know anon, now i'm sad
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>>36494968
holy shit this was an amazing post
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>>36498148
>tfw black and too effeminate and plain sounding to do this
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>>36494968
>tfw lost dat map
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>tfw he called me whitey
fuck you dying racist black man
hope "dem" aliens probed you good
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This is honestly the best thread we've had on /r9k/ for an entire week.
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>ywn have a scully gf to go investiage with
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>>36499309
>No creepy woman in black gf
life, it's a motherfucker innit?
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>>36499295
Not at all. No one is continuing the story. It had potential
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>>36499491
Is OP still here? Can I role play as the white guy going on the black man's intergalactic treasure hunt?
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>>36499168
>mom found dat ayylen map
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>>36498148
why so you can post this epic 4cgan pasta on youtube/any other normie media. FUCK OFF
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