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So why exactly ARE you a virgin still? The one thing I don't

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So why exactly ARE you a virgin still?

The one thing I don't understand, is why you guys actually completely give up or just resign yourselves to your current predicament.
If you so desperately crave companionship, why not fight for it with every fibre of your being? Improve, become better... fight!

Why give up?
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>>36493575
Too much effort, too little reward - and even that is only a probability, not a guarantee.
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>>36493595
Just to be clear - a relationship with someone you love and loves you in return, or even just sex, is too little a reward?
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I think the main issue is that I'm not desperate enough.

I've tried to get a GF 2 times in my life, one time at age 15 or so, and I gave up instantly and retreated to other things in life for the next 10+ years when she didn't like me. I tried one more 2 years ago at age 28, she didn't respond, so I just gave up again. Yeah I've only tried twice, but that's about as much effort as I was willing to put into it. Now I found MGTOW and it all makes sense to me.

I think I might have the old "warlord" tier sexuality. I don't actually give a shit about women and don't want anything to do with them, but I'd fuck them and impregnate them if I had a powerful warlord tier status, and didn't have to raise the children.

I'm 30 now, still a KV. I probably just grew up in the wrong time, I don't relate to anyone.
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>>36493619
sex is overrated

t. had one gf for a year then chucked relationships all together
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>>36493575
>fight for it with every fibre of your being? Improve, become better... fight!

It is a lot easier to stay in bed and watch animes

Like, really, a lot easier
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>>36493673
Please tell me this is copypasta
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>>36493673
Do you fap at all, then?
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>>36493619
>implying there is someone out there that could love me
>implying they wouldn't just tolerate me for betabux long enough to divorce and get them without me around
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>>36493575
In college trying to get masters, so too busy to care about sex
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>>36493575
I want to meet someone special first.
I think I just have one of those personalities that take a very long time to warm up to people.
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No woman is going to find my virginity acceptable and I'm a bad liar.
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>>36493726
>implying there is someone out there that could love me

There's someone for everyone, and she's out there right now.
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I haven't tried
Guess I'm afraid of failure because it's something I've never encountered. Funny how by never losing I'm ultimately a loser after enough times running away or dodging.
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>>36493721
Yes, just for biologically reasons that make you want to cum. It's just a chore that I do every other day for 5 minutes.
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>>36493687
>It is a lot easier to stay in bed and watch animes
>Like, really, a lot easier

You sound like a coward. A lazy coward, even.

That disgusts me.

I hope you stay lonely and miserable for a very long time to come.
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>>36493778
>just for biologically reasons that make you want to cum. It's just a chore that I do every other day for 5 minutes.

ok
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>>36493575
>So why exactly ARE you a virgin still?

I'm not interested in random hookups and every girl I wanted to date wants absolutely nothing to do with me.
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>>36493804
Biologically I am programmed to impregnate as many women as possible. That means cumming a lot.

I am not biologically programmed to be some magina cuck provider good boy to some nagging cunt.
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>want to talk to women
>frequent r9k
>reality has actually changed
>now terrified of women

You bastards did this to me
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>>36493763
She would be avoiding people just like me and we will never meet ... and even if we did meet we would never drop hints that we like each other because we both feel like we're not good enough to be in relationships.
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Pretty much all reasons already listed. At this point it's more a defence mechanism of "if I don't try, I can't lose." And also wanting money to buy things like guns, weapons, and armour
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>>36493857
Sounds like you've got a bug in your programming either way, boy.
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>>36493575
I actually try to find women, I just fail every time.
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>>36493763
You say it just to annoy robots, don't you
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i'm so fucking ugly. i'm 0.017/10. even if i somehow magically made myself 100 times more attractive, i'd still be 1.7/10. still not attractive enough to have consensual sex.

so yeah it's not fucking possible.
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>>36493906
I genuinely believe it to be the truth.

But yeah, you are also right.
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>>36493918
Hmm, I can see what you mean. :/

You can always go for crippled, blind or disfigured women, though? Based on personality a satisfying relationship IS a possibility.
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>am coward afraid of rejection
>have heard enough shit about women that I'm less interested to begin with
>I don't like talking to people in general because I either feel like I'm forcing them to deal with me or I hate them because they bore me immensely
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>>36493918
Well, you won't be a virgin even if it's not consensual so get to it. Just be yourself by raping
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>>36493575
i am literally chris chan tier, only difference is that my paranoia started way before i was able to afford a camera or internet connection.
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>>36494178
>i am literally chris chan tier

Examples?
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>>36493787
Why do I keep seeing cowardposting? Is it just one guy who keeps going around calling people cowards because they don't want to waste their time and energy idiotically on something hopeless?
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>>36494220
>ugly
>fat
>smelly
>almost completely detached from reality
>every single girl is disgusted by me
>feel like i might be a tranny
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Not a virgin, but it's been well over a decade since I stuck peen in vageen. I'm older now, so it's just daunting how much bullshit having a woman around is. Everyone I knew in HS is either divorced, unhappily married, stuck with kids they didn't want, or some combination of that. I live in a small rural town, so the dating pool is small to begin with, but you throw in shit like that, and it makes even less sense to go chasing down some whore who's only going to end up pregnant and leeching from the state because she can't shut her legs longer than five minutes when some redneck chad comes sniffing around. The girls around here are low quality slags, no reason to pursue them. No thanks, I don't want any of that. I'm already a miserable fuck with shit-tons of problems, having some roastie in my life isn't going to make them suddenly and very magically disappear just because some girl favors me enough to show me her twat. Nah man. Nah.
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>>36493980
crippled, blind and disfigured women are also out of my league.
>>36494002
i could never rape
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>>36493619
Who needs sex when I can just fap? I do it like 5 times a day there's no way a girl would fuck you that much.
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>>36494390
It's true that you're very unattractive, but... you might get lucky by some girl who might do it out of pity/charity, sometime.
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>>36493595
FPBP

Originality
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>>36493918
Stop posting your pics everywhere you ugly fat fuck attention whore.
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>>36493575
I have much too high body standards for how attractive I am. I need a girl to have 0 chub or my dick will not work.

I know this because 3 years ago I had a thing with a girl for like a week before she stopped responding to me - her body was super nice and cute face too, I would get instant boner every time we touched or kissed.

Fast forward another year there's this 6/10 chubby girl with a not very attractive face that wants my dick really bad. She keeps asking to have sex so I finally agree, try and can't get hard whatsoever. Second time we try to fuck decide to watch porn first, get hard dick, she's jerking me off a bit, I put it in and feel dick becoming softer until after about 15 seconds it's completely soft. Maybe it's just because it was pretty awkward, not sure if it was only because she was unattractive and I wasn't into her at all. Haven't tried since then but still hopeful to have a qt gf one day.

So I guess I'm not technically a virgin, but I definitely still feel like a virgin. It's like weirdly in-between, which is pretty analogous to my life in general.
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>>36493575
I've been fighting for so long that I've become more enamored with the pursuit of improvement and the fight than anything else.

It's a fairly fulfilling existence.
And empirically speaking, I'm not even a virgin, so.
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now that i've fucked up, rejected, or otherwise self-destructed the very few opportunities i've had, life has been 100% loneliness for 100% of the time and in your mid 20's with no one initiating social contact or even responding to you, that is a death sentence. i have no interest in having my first or my wife be some used up race traitor slut i have nothing in common with

the plan is to keep practicing my aim and take back western civilization from the ashes it will inevitably turn to.
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I don't care enough about sex to fuck the girls that are in my league (sloppy thots) nor am I attractive enough to get the girls I like.

Question, if you're not totally too far gone, what girls do you believe to be in your league?
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I overdosed on too many redpills and now I don't even have any reason why getting a gf is a good thing, I can just fap and it'll save me more money. I'll probably achieve caveman status once I move out into an apartment
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>>36494487
that's never fucking happening
>>36494624
what difference does it make
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>>36493575
This face wont get better. I have started exercising though. 5'10 lanky. I am working on saving money for college.
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>>36494905
>that's never fucking happening

I don't think so either, but you're very ugly and I'm trying to stay positive. :/
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>>36494905
hire a prostitute, brah
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as permavirgin as it sounds people simply focus on pussy way to much. We are in 2017 and can release our urges through porn. Were basically getting all the benefits of asexuality without actually being asexual. This allows us to focus on things that truly matter.
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>>36493575
>So why exactly ARE you a virgin still?
Extremely low sex drive. I'm not asexual but i'm not interested in chasing girls, teasing them or having sex.
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>>36494905
Stop being such a crybaby bitch and stop posting your ugly ass picture hoping that someone will lie and say that you're not an ugly fat piece of shit faggot
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>>36493918
go back playing heartstone, reynad.
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I do try and I still get rejected.

I'm 26.

Also, life gets in the way. You can't be spending 100% of your time trying to get laid. You have to work, study, whatever.
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>>36494975
This is the single most optimistic statement I have ever seen
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I have hoes available for 50 bucks.they are degenerate as fuck though
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Because giving up is way easier than actually doing something.
Also you can just adopt a nihilistic point of view and justify that your actions don't matter anyway. It is a nice sort of thing to believe if you can. Because the alternative to saying that it is the world around you that's wrong and that it doesn't matter anyway is carrying your own cross and see it through. Life is suffering. But some people like to think that inaction is less suffering than action. And so they suffer alone in a world of suffering. And that's that.
If you, however, crave some sort of meaning in your life, you will have to take action and try to lessen the suffering around you, which is hard work. So, if you want meaning, sort yourself out and god only knows what you can achieve.
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>>36494937
i'm not going to fucking indulge in delusion
>>36494965
not legal and that would make me feel worse
>>36495012
that's not why i post fucktard
>>36495047
no idea who that is
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Oddly enough, I think I have the charisma to get a girl to like me, but due to my own moral code, I dont want baseless sex. I want that shit to be all steamy n fucking romantic n shit, but every girl Ive spoken to just didnt like me that way, or has the fucking brain of a dodo bird. I know I attract some girls though because as dense as I am sometimes, Ive been flirted on and, for some reason, just didnt care enough, probably because she also had the brain of a dodo bird.

Not smart enuff to get the girls Id like, but smart enuff to get dodo bird grills.

Shit man, Im too picky is why Im probably a virgin desu.
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>>36493575
No one has ever liked me enough to even give me the window to ask them out.
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>>36493575
Because I just can't look at women anymore.
I hate them.
I ascended, I don't need them anymore.
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>>36493619
>just to be clear, a huge lottery payout, sometimes with millions of dollars, is too little a reward?
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If I were okay with dating fatties and single moms (often the two go hand in hand), then I probably could eventually get a gf. But I won't do that. I refuse to settle for human trash just so I can get a chance to get my dick wet. My dignity is worth more to me than that
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>>36495582
Doesn't take much to buy a ticket, so your example fails and only supports my initial statement more.
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>>36493787
you're the worst kind of person.
>"why don't you le be urself and just try anon :^)"
"'nah I'm fine thanks"
>"well fine you worthless fucking loser you deserve to die alone i hope you kill yourself faggot"
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>>36495705
>"'nah I'm fine thanks"

They're not really, though. This board is everything except 'I'm fine'.
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>>36495582
as bill nye once said,
people who play the lottery don't understand numbers.
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>>36495739
well legend of korra S U C K E D
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too high of a chance of failure

why bust my ass when it won't even work? I'd rather just be lazy than disappointed
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>>36493575

I don't have the face, frame or dick size.
I'm too feminine to appeal to women. Working hard isn't going to fix this, I needed to have better nutrition and testosterone levels during adolescence. It's too late.
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my personality will never be compatible with a girl, in terms of a relationship. there's too many fundamental issues. I would be a disappointment to anyone. I don't want that, I don't want to ruin someone's life.
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There's three options for me to get sex.

First option, i get an escort and pay for it.
Most girls are disgusted by this, so i don't want to upset my future gf with my past.
So, not really an option.

Second, i get a car, an apartment, and start going to clubs to pick up drunk girls there and take them back to my apartment.
I need a bit more money for that to be a valid option. And i don't really like loud music, dancing, etc.
So, not really an option yet.

Third, i find a girl on dating apps, start talking to her, create an emotional bond, take her out a bunch of times, flirt, etc until she lets me have sex with her.
This option scares me because i don't want to then just dump her and leave, so if i do this, i want to at least try to make it work with her long term.
And i'm not really ready for anything long term. Mechanical emotionless sex is icky and disgusting for majority of girls, so an emotional bond is necessary.
The girls who don't mind mechanical emotionless sex go to clubs and can find attractive guys with a car and apartment.
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>>36496173
>Most girls are disgusted by this, so i don't want to upset my future gf with my past.
So, not really an option.
:^)
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the first girl I liked left me for my brother, which shot me into a spiral of depression that has only disgusted and scared girls off ever since, and has gotten worse since I've decided that I will never initiate on a girl again because I'm just one of a bunch of other fuckbaits standing in line for pretty hos. I also don't talk to girls out of fear and am not interesting enough for the girls who do try to initiate. Every girl that shows me attention and eventually leaves me for someone who is taller, stronger, or more outgoing than me is another shot to my already shattered confidence. Obviously I can understand why this is natural, but I don't want another girl just looking for another dick to hug, I want someone who is as afraid as I am of taking a chance on someone else, and I'm willing to wait as long as I can help it.

>tldr I'm afraid of commitment from trauma and Its only getting worse
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>>36493943
There literally aren't enough women out there for it to be true.
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All girls that had crushes on me were unattractive to me. I was unattractive to those girls i had crush on. It's pretty simple when you think about it.
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>>36495739

That doesn't mean your solution is the answer. If someone offered me heroin and I said I'm good I wouldn't change my mind and decide to become a junkie just because they point out that I browse /r9k/.
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>>36493575
I don't really care about sex or my virginity. I always wanted to have a pleasant and sincere love relationship, and I've never been interested in having sex just because, so it was like basically saving it for someone who I loved and loved me back, something that never happened...
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>>36496310
Opposites attract man, its just science.
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>>36493918
Brother, you have to EMBRACE the ugly. REVEL in it. BASK.
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>>36496309
how is this mathematically possible when there is slightly more women than men?
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>>36496365

Harems/pimps/players/cheaters
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>>36496345
>Opposites attract man, its just science.
Perhaps. Too bad i'm 3/10 shy guy.
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>>36496365
That's only because women outlive men so there are more 80-year-old ladies. Roughly 106 boys are born for every 100 girls.
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Could have lost my virginity to my oneitis but I didn't really know how to take it the next level. I got to third base with her just fine but couldn't seal the deal. She knew I was a virgin, she could have been more patient and helped me along the way, but in the end it was probably my fault.
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>>36493575
I found my oneitis, you know? And she liked me too... But i knew she would go to another country in a few years so i didn't return those feelings. I pushed her away from me. I kept my distance. Never looked at her anymore, didn't talk to her anymore. I knew that a long distance relationship is just full of shit, it doesn't have a future... it's been years now and still can't stop thinking about her daily, fucking god i know i made the right choice why can't my mind leave me alone? It would've been worse to break up in a phone call or before departure...
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>>36496309
So? You just need 1 woman.
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>>36496365

Chad has more than one girlfriend.
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>>36493575
Because 3d women are disgusting and I have zero social capital. I have nothing to offer, and even if I "fought" I am constantly rebuked for any reason people can think of, even if it's bullshit. I can't even trust my own family. So, I will continue to experience love and companionship in the realm of imagination.
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>>36496365
men are born more frequently than women, around 51% of babies are male
when you have 7 billion people, this leaves millions of surplus males.
after 50 years, the fact that men age faster, live shorter lives, and work and live in more dangerous and high stress conditions means that the surviving population of 50-100 is mostly female.
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>>36496443
>Class has 20 girls and 21 boys
>"Okay class, each boy has to pair up with a girl for this assignment"
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>>36493918
You look like a lesbian baby with pubes glued on its face
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>>36493575
Got rejected once, now I'm too prideful to even risk that again. Not to mention, chance of failure is much greater than that of a success
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>>36496528
Sounds like amazing odds to me.

And if you fail, then try again the next day.


But I guess this is all normie talk, eh?

You guys are just a bunch of cock loving faggots really

Just beg for cock already
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>>36496426
you did the right thing anon, every high does come with its lows though. at least now you can safely assume that this world breeds girls you can connect with. best of luck in the future friendo, and dont forget to care about yourself more than anyone else. have a (you) for reassurance.
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>>36496649
>I only play if I will win

Wow.

Just wow.

Goddamn manchildren.
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>>36496532
yup i know

thank you for putting effort into your response
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>>36496686
Why would you play a game over and over if you keep losing? For that one win? It's not worth it at that point.

Glass Joe won a match but nobody cares. He's still "that loser".
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>>36496686
I'd rather say
>I play when I have reasonable chance of success and a vision of a inevitable lose streak discourages me
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>>36496663
Every girl has ten more desirable guys orbiting her.
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Not worth it. It's literally less draining to deal with the feels.
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>>36493763
>there is someone for everyone
>tfw 5'7", latino, poorfag, less social skills than chris chan, stuttering at every conversation, emotionless and weak.

You should be a comidian, anon
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>>36493575
Why the fuck am I expected to fight for it when she can sit on her ass and have it all drop in her lap for doing fucking nothing?
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>>36496686
>>36496663

your text format is as atrociously formatted and impatiently premeditated as I can imagine your relationships are and will be

>t. bitch-faggot manchild
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Where do I find girls who like awkward, unassertive, overweight men who can't keep a conversation going?
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>>36496722
Why play Dark Souls, then? (I'm trying to drop to your level here, bear with me).

It's the same thing, really.

Difficult as fuck. But as you fail, you master it. At some point it gets better and better, and then suddenly the boss becomes easy as fuck.

That one win DOES become worth it. It's an investment. It's the prize.

That's why that japanese stereotype in anime is always so appealing to you nerds. You know, the girl who pretends to dislike you but secretly likes you a lot (reeeally dropping to your level here). It's the same thing. A challenge to overcome.

But I guess the mentality of a five year old prevents you all from understanding it. If you lose once, the game sucks and you flip the board like an angry child. Wehhh wehhh bawwww ;_;
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I'm 29 and I'm still not giving up. There is still hope for me, recently I've gotten a handjob so I'm making progress. I'm gonna keep trying untill I'm like 40. If I get rich I'm gonna keep trying even after that.
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>>36496852
>imblying all games are sluts

>IMBLYING YOU CANT BEAT DARK SOULS WITHOUT DYING
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>>36496862
Well done, brother.

Thank you for not becoming a pouty child.

You're going to make it.
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>>36496852
I prefer easy games where I can steamroll everything. I hate challenge, it's more infuriating and discouraging than rewarding to me.
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>>36496852
dark souls is a game with static consistent rules

if I was trying to fight a boss in dark souls and every time it was a different boss with different rules and attacks and even if you played perfectly sometimes you'd just lose anyway because the boss didn't feel like it, I wouldn't play that game

the amount of grinding I would have to do would make it not worth it. that's pretty much it. I could grind all day and still never come close. why bother?
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>>36496789
And you have to go back
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>>36496852
Really loved how you've dropped your act in this post with those "dropping to >our< level"

You are in fact, one of those tripfags who make a thread once in a while to start feeling better about themselves. Got your feelings of confidence and superiority back? Then quit.
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>>36496852

Playing video games are fun and I do them because I enjoy the activity, not for the outcome.

Dating isn't fun and I don't do it because I enjoy it, I do it because I want a girlfriend.

Not a difficult difference to understand.
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>>36496891
This, I would bother with women if there were a guarantee of eventual success.
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>it's an "OP becomes aggressive and spews insults when people reject his shitty advice" thread
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Why even bother? Just for lousy experience which i dont find interesting in the first place? All this peacocking is leading nowhere.
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ITT: autists angry because girlfriends aren't automatically handed to them and that they have to put some work into it instead

Sorry guise. Back to pouting, I guess!

wahhhh ;_________;

women are whores, right? How dare they.

>>36496933
>one of those tripfags

Yeah, what's my trip?
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>>36496999
>>36496852
>>36496686
>>36496663
>>36493787
Nice Reddit spacing, dude.
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>>36497020
>MATHEMATICALLY YOU WILL WIN EVENTUALLY! DON'T BE LAZY!
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>>36497018
Nice virginity, nerd.
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>>36496852
>the boss becomes easy as fuck
Four kings only gets shittier each NG+.
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>>36497039
thanks! I protect it with my life.
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>>36496999
>what's my trip
From reddit to here, apparently.
I advise you to refrain from making responses before reading whole post, especially if it wasn't that long. It may be useful even where you came from.
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>>36496999
we know its you satan you cant hide behind those trips, (you) have to go.
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>>36493619
For some it is. I value my personal freedom above all else. I'd rather have the power to do nothing all day than anything you get from having a gf.
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>>36496852
>why play dark souls
Dark souls doesnt care about your height, nor your irreversable socially-displeasing characteristics.
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>>36497082
>enter Quelaag's Domain
>"Height?"
>"uh 5'8""
>"Sorry I have a boyfriend"
>can't progress
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>>36493575
OP think about chess, if you study the openings, practice middle game tatics, study the endgame, I guarantee that you will become a decent player. For women I can't say the same thing, I can understand women, I polished my social skills to the highest limits but you know what? I'm a dicklet, manlet asian.

My point is, only effort isn't enough to get a gf, you need luck, luck to have good genes, because being pretty is the only way to have true love.
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>>36497059
For what it's worth, I lost my virginity to a prostitute when I was 25.

Probably been longer 'forever alone' than you are alive right now.

But I stopped pouting like a little bitch and decided to do something about it.
I'm a normie now, sure. But I still keep coming here.

I hate you all, because I see so much of what I once was. I despite it. I'm ashamed of it.

I hate you all so much because I was you at one point.

But hey, at least I'm not pretending to be a robot :^)
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i'm not a virgin, far from it had 2 gfs for a very long time each.

It's too much of a hassle to deal with the average women for a shitty reward. The decent ones are very rare to find without bf's.

If it's another seven with nothing on their brain tinder girl episode i just rather pay and cut the bullshit.

Extra bonus, i'm 26, it's gettin harder meeting with younger women
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>>36497143
now
that's
what
i
call
reddit
spacing
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>>36493787
>calls people cowards
>has never done anything requiring bravery or courage in his life
>has never been totally alone
>>>>>reddit spacing
get out
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>>36497143
>I hate these people
>I'm ashamed I was once like these people
>better go hang out with them!
Nice bait, you're way worse than any normie or robot.
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>>36497184
I feel like a cyborg, desu

And a part of me is shitposting, obviously

But all in all, there's truth in all of it to be found.
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play Dark Souls
>ignore S U C C
keep the fire alive
robros, we ashen now.
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>>36497162
"reddit spacing" is a fucking meme
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>>36497143
Thank you, I'm glad you are being honest for a second. Now, next time either don't come here, or don't hide behind all of those false "I want to help you guys" and go straight with "I hate you all, I despise you" (we all do to be honest)
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>>36493575
Non-virgin now, but I was completely resigned to permavirgin status until the day I met my now gf IRL.
I have a long, storied history of being shitty with people. Not intentionally, mind you, I'm nice, and polite, but also incompetent. I'm bad at having things to say which is okay to a point but it turns out it's really hard to get close to people when they do all the talking.
I also have a lot of issues understanding how relationships differ from friendships (to a lesser extent also how friendships work), what love is, etc.
So between a lack of understanding how relationships work and failure to connect with other humans in general the whole thing seemed entirely beyond me. And it's not like I can just improve at understanding people by interacting with them, or if I could it would require doing so at an enormous rate, during which I'd be lost and anxious and whatever other parties I could rope into it would likely be terribly bored.
Even now I'm not sure I'm doing this right, I'm not really sure what love is, and I don't really have other friends... but having her is really great, and a massive stroke of luck for me

I gave up because there was no action I could take to fix me. I'm probably gonna go back to being alone forever if I lose her, so I really hope I don't fuck this up
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>>36497230
>tfw no priscilla gf
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>>36497235
Maybe it's just therapy: I have regrets

Maybe by trying to help you lot, I'm helping myself.

Still, if I convince only 1 person to stop pouting like a child, I'll be happy.

Besides, there's someone for everyone, and she's out there right now! :^)
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Real love is nigh impossible to find, relationships have their upsides but they're rarely everything they're cracked up to be.
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btw, whats reddit spacing

reddit has no spacing?
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>>36497299
>there's someone for everyone
mathematically not true
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>>36497299
>Maybe by trying to help you lot, I'm helping myself.
Back to the act again, huh?
The way I see it it's you trying to feel better about yourself, trying to make a line between you and this place wider. There was (with new ones coming nearly every day) a lot of people like you, who use robots to send themselves a signal "at least I'm not like them".
Wish there was somebody for me, but honestly I'm beginning think the only thing meant for me is the rope. I'm fucked in the head way too hard, insecure and controlling.
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>>36497385
>:^)
>Taking it seriously
>>36497299
It's nice that you're trying to help, but some problems really can't just be solved by trying
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>>36497385
>How dare you to say there might be someone for me!

>>36497394
Close.

I had to break up with my fiancee of three years recently.

Pretty heartbroken and alone right now, she was my third partner and I thought I finally had found 'the one'.
My pouting has stopped since two weeks ago however, and since then I'm confident and motivated to improve and get myself a new girl eventually.

We're all going to make it.

In my quiet moments, I'm either on /fit/ or on /r9k/. That's it, really.

>>36497435
I've used to be on /r9k/ since 2008. I was forever alone. I know how it is. Haven't been here for a while since I've mostly been in relationships since I decided to fix myself.

But now here I am again, and I'm sad to see myself so clearly. I had forgotten this side of me, and I also realize it has never really left.
The exact reason why I'm posting all of this.. I don't know.
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>>36493575
I feel bad for KHV. I'm gay and even I got a blowjob from a girl when I was 18. I've also made out with probably about 10 girls (usually while drunk at a house party or club). Gotta suck when fags have more luck with women than you.
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I feel like it's a paradox. To find the person of your dreams you have to put yourself out there. You end up getting used and betrayed to the point where you're no longer the person you were when you started out. Thus no longer being worthy to be with that ideal person before.
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>>36497557
>>How dare you to say there might be someone for me!
all I'm saying is that you're lying because you like the sentiment
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>>36497661
It's meaningless.

There's thousands of single girls in your vicinity. They all want dick.
Do the numbers game until you got one.

It's really that fucking simple.

But nooo, let's use statistics and mathematics to discourage myself! You're just looking for excuses to set yourself up for failure. I can't grasp it. It's so retarded.
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>>36497765
>Do the numbers game
I've done the numbers game.
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>>36497778
So you've talked to every single woman?

You've put yourself so much out there you've gone through every woman from 18 to 35?

Oh, well, then I guess you ARE right. There's no one for you then! Get busy dying then, boy!
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>>36493575

I'm a virgin because I feel like I don't deserve sex or a gf. I compare myself to other guys and think that I can't compete. Like, why would a woman choose to be with me over anyone else? They can just do way better than me. So I don't bother because I assume that she has someone better than me and that there's no point in trying. Can't even imagine being with a woman.
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>>36497765
Itt: op denys factual evidence of how loners can't get a gf, in order to prove a point.
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>>36497828
>So you've talked to every single woman?
why would I date somebody that I don't find attractive, doesn't find me attractive, and our personalities clash?
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Can't improve being a dicket desu.
I'm to far down the rabbit hole. My redemption arc is gone.
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>>36497765
Actually the town I live in has less than 400 single women under 30. They all may want dick, but do they want a five-inch dick attached to a fat balding awkward friendless loser who lives with his parents and can't talk to girls like they're human beings?
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>>36493575
I am seeking someone who will be faithful to me. Still looking.
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>>36497765
>>36497828
there's a basic misunderstanding you have here. even if the numbers were exactly equal like 1:1, people wouldn't just pair up. you can't force people to like each other. no woman likes me.
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>>36497849
That's the genius of the hole. No matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.

I've lost three beautiful women. Every time I felt back to where I started. But I've grown. I've learned and I've become better.
There will be a fourth. That's a simple truth to me. I won't give up. I won't be defeated. I'm going to go on, it's really that fucking simple.

We're all going to make it.

>>36497888
Then find someone you do like.

Rocketscience!

>>36497943
Five inch is fine. Bald is okay. I'm balding as well.

Start working on the rest. I'm not saying it's going to be easy. I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

>>36497975
>>36497878
ok. Bye.
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>>36498043
>Then find someone you do like.
where, sway?
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>>36493619
For the effort required to actually get a gf, plus everything involved in the relationship? Like money, time and effort, abso-fucking-lutely it's too little reward. To hell with women and this shitty world
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>>36493918
bruh, you're not even ugly just take up some hobbies, programming, science, arts could be anything it will make you more interesting and you could talk to grills
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>>36498075
pls dont encourage gollum
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>>36498043
>dude just ask out literally every woman on earth!
>no it doesn't matter how poor, retarded, mentally ill, or ugly you are, you just have to TRY HARDER!
get out
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>>36498155
Basically this. Due to my awkwardness and lack of "confidence", the odds of me getting a gf by trying are about as high as one falling into my lap.
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>>36498043
>ok. Bye.
damn you can't even think of some normalfag shit to counter it, you know i'm right
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>>36498043
Why are you even bothering to write so much about nothing? You yourself are literally in a state of constant failures, but you're using baseless hope to cope with it. Now, that's fine, do it all you want, but why would you think that your coping mechanism is going to provide valuable advice to others? Especially when you present it so disingenuously, as if you had something solid backing up what you're saying.
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>>36498155
No, it's quite remarkable and beautiful up there...

That's why I'm so eager to climb out of it. That's why I'm not giving up, because it's worth all of my effort. It's worth everything.

But thank you.

Hope you find peace with yourself down there.
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What the fuck is this thread?
It's just some autist thinking he can help and as soon as someone says "No" he flips his shit and gets angry.
Honestly I don't understand how people like him exist.
"lol you guys can win look at me I did it."
"Thats nice but no"
"What a fucking coward virgin right guys? I hope you die!"
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>>36498232
Failures? It's just life.

And yeah, a part of me is disingenuous, obviously. Don't you think I don't know where I am?
I'm just shitposting with normie truth - but truth nonetheless.
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Love is a meme.

Normies need to search for love because they can't go half an hour without texting someone.
They can't handle a world without its mysticism.
They can't accept that their pets only like them because they feed them.
They can't accept that its only chemicals making them attracted to people.
They can't accept the fact that some people are genetic failures and hence unfit to reproduce by society's standards.

Now see, in any other old style society people like us would be killed early on, kicked out, or forced into slavery. But we live in a law filled western society where Chad can't just genocide us. This I am thankful for, and hence why i still defend the virtues of our society. But I still am deeply annoyed by the false virtues people have.
We aren't single because we are ugly, retarded, or mentally unstable. Nah, to them its because we are doing something wrong, like not trying hard enough! We're cowards who never ask girls out! We all complain too much, just hit the gym instead brah. Its the same thing as old kids movies portraying all the villains as physically ugly and the good guys as good looking. The normie interventions are to please his own mind, never to help us. Not like advice could help us anyways. In truth, the normie is mentally repulsed by our existence because they clash with his own worldview of success. He would probably be physically repulsed by us in real life too.
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>>36498075
HA. girls have literally said i have i made their panties wet with my guitar/singing, but then they ghost me when they see what i look like.

i have hobbies, you can't go 26 years with complete and total social isolation without killing yourself without hobbies.
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>>36498155
This. You have one life to live, why not live it comfortably? If you put all your effort and your heart and soul into a life goal that never pays off, then that's all you are and you finally realize why some people take their own lives after a breakup.
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love will always manifest.
extremely wise judgement is needed to choose a mate as a life partner.
many people in todays day and age lack wisdom, and more importantly lack good judgement.
lack of patience and acceptance of social peer pressure are plaguing our society, and is the cause of a seemingly endless stream of risky lovers.
ignore free ((((love)))) and let true love fall onto you.
in many cases but not all, the first few may be tests of judgement, which you can fail in by not attaining balance of your emotions, but will inevitably make you wiser and stronger for your future judgements.
let time be your guide, and test the limits of others patience against your own.
be wary of those with more time on their hands than you, and never let love be but another skill to master during your main goal of virtuous expression in this life, for it can consume you. you will always make a wiser decision tomorrow.

another day another dollar, robots.
love only when needed, and do not let it distract you from yourself.

also true love might not exist, but some lovers will find it easier to leave you in the future than others. choose wisely and never change yourself for anyone but you.

more importantly than love, and especially for this board, keep improving yourself. constant change is important for our future, and changing yourself for the better, no matter how small of a change it is, could unlock so many currently unattainable options (both good and bad).

every day we wake up, we keep the fire burning, and farm whatever souls we can through wise use of willpower and positive progressive change alone.
but one playthrough we might realize we have the option to spend the 1 million souls we gained to open the shrine's doors way faster than finding all 4 lord souls just to open the fucking door to our goal.

or we can rot in our asylum cell indefinitely.
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Because I fell in that weird middle of getting blow jobs and other garbage like that, but never got full out sex and I honestly don't see the point if it isn't with someone who actually wants to fuck me.

It already felt empty doing that with someone who didn't want to give me their virginity and take mine. What is losing it going to do for my life? My life is shit not because I'm a virgin, but because I've had my soul, happiness, hope and will to walk forward destroyed by a succubus and I'm still trying to fix the mess all the while ATTEMPTING to find someone who will enjoy my presence and maybe, help me heal. But no even in my attempts to find someone all I find are trannies who like to say they are women until they can't lie anymore and actual women with boyfriend who are unhappy with their relationship but won't leave it out of a dependence but will cheat on them so they can boyfriend hop. I seem to only attract shitty people and it isn't helping at all.
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>>36498274
I can imagine it's easier to picture everyone else on the internet as being butthurt and angry, but ehh, I think most of us are as pic related itt. Aren't you?

It's certainly how I am, but hey, it's all good

and why call me an autist

I was enjoying being seen as a normie
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>>36498461
I called you an autist becuse if you browse 4chan at all you have autism.
That's a fact.
"Us"
Normal people?
You're all smug over the fact that people are Naturally shit?
That's like laughing at dogs for not being able to see colour.
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>>36498075
>just bee yourself you will get laid
>do something different and become someone new, it worked for me :^)
can normies fuck off
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>>36498585
This. Its like these 6/10 chads think that a 2/10 can get laid in a blink of an eye.
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>>36498585
..what?

I don't even
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>>36493918
you aren't ugly mate seriously just lose a lil weight you arr good looking. average person
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>>36498648
Laughing at people for being bad at something is like laughing at a tennis player for being shit at baseball.
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>>36497355
plebit uses markdown, which requires entering double spaces for one line
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>>36498766
Yeah, but it's the tennis player who's still complaining about being shit at baseball, despite not putting any effort into it.

Nice try, though.
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>>36496789
THE PROBLEM is that most latinos who come here are ugly because they are from poor villages in mexico

you look like some paisano or indio right sorry m8 but breeed with your shitskin kind
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>>36493575
all the women i like are in relationships
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>>36498858
>implying anyone would want to settle with an aggressive, violent, loudmouth chimp. Rather than a calm and serine white girl who's voice will sooth your soul.

Why live
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>>36493575

Women find me ugly no matter what hairstyle I have. No matter how hard I work out at the gym. No matter what clothes I wear. No matter what pick up lines I use. I'm genetically inferior. Women are fucking evil.
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>>36498854
Whatever man.
I tried to have you understand.
You do you.
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>>36498888
Yeah 9 times out of 10 they are. I started ignoring the relationship status of women, finding an interesting single woman that isn't a trainwreck is impossible. I don't mind the risk of getting in to fights with bfs. It's mathemitically more likely to snatch a gf from someone than it is to find one that had just broken up with one and there's like only a few days time before she finds another.
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women intimidate me actually
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>>36495184
>that's not why i post fucktard
So why do you post then?
Fucking off yourself nobody else in this thread is as pathetic as you to post their picture incase you havent realized
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>>36493787
>That disgusts me.
Nice solipsism friendo ;)
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>>36493575
I live in the middle of nowhere in the south and im already dating the only girl my age in the radius of several dozen miles, but she's a religious virgin and isn't ready or whatever
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>>36499837
Man you are one lucky fucker. What state? Is it Oklahoma?
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>>36493787
Could you type anymore homosexual?
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>>36493575
>So why exactly ARE you a virgin still?
I don't want to go to prison.
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I'm nowhere near emotionally mature or available to be in a relationship. Im also a huge loner. I dont talk to anyone unless I have to when I'm home I spend all my time alone in my room. Even if I could acquire gf which I no longer see as thst difficult honestly my real problem would be keeping one. Im just too apathetic/no backbone I dont really care or put effort into anything besides being alone. If my gf ever got mad at me I would just shrug say she would have left me eventually and just watch anime or play vidya
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>>36499871
North Carolina
there's nothing here but trees and hills unless you're in the Triangle, Triad, Charlotte, or the beach.
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I mostly fear intimacy, I've had my fair share of chances to get laid but i always pussy out. I hate my body so much that I wouldn't ever feel comfortable around anyone else. I'm not even that fat but still have a ton of stretch marks on stomach and back from growing rapidly, being 6'3 would be great if it didnt fuck my skin up like it did.
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>>36499884
How about thiiiiiis :3
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>>36494269
that's not chris-chan tier you fucking dumbass
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whats the point of having a GF?
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>>36493575
Because i'm both ugly on the outside and the inside. The mild autism, the paranoia, the numerous obsessive compulsive habits, the autisticly strict routine, the bitterness, the costant lack of social interactions with people of my same age for the past 15 years, the fact that my family hates me and my pessimistic approach to literally anything combined with my cynical attitude and my barely 6/10 face make me repulsive to any human being. Also, everyone who approaches me thinks i'm angry because i don't reply or because my tone of voice that lacks any emotion. So no, it's better if you stay away from me.
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>>36493575
>So why exactly ARE you a virgin still?
Because I haven't fucked yet you assbrain, nice emphasis on are.
>The one thing I don't understand, is why you guys actually completely give up or just resign yourselves to your current predicament.
We believe it's really hopeless to find someone that will understand us and love for who we are instead of settling for our resources.
>If you so desperately crave companionship, why not fight for it with every fibre of your being? Improve, become better... fight!
Because there's some obscure comfort involved in having freedom from compromises, activity etc. that people in relationships sometimes get tired of
>Why give up?
Risk reward calculation and just that. Simple shit.
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>>36500398
Fulfilment. Closeness. Intimacy.

I could go on for a while desu

There's a reason single people die off way younger than couples
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>>36500611
Despite what you say, I can easily tell you're full of emotion.

I'm sure you'd love to be loved, and I know there's a lot of kindness within you also.

That alone makes you beautiful. You're not ugly, alright?
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>am a high-functioning psychopath
>can't relate or empathize with people on a "considerate" level
>at most offer cutthroat and efficient solutions to other people's problems instead of discussing the issue's emotional implications
>don't care enough about girls to actively pursue getting my dick wet
>most girls don't turn me on and are not exciting enough to bother talking to
>haven't learned how to fake empathy well enough yet to give someone the illusion that I care

...and yet, somehow, I have friends who appreciate me and think that, although I may seem distant, I surely care deep inside. I can fake being a normal person well enough to keep them around I suppose. Maybe one day I'll learn how to fake being a compassionate boyfriend just to ensure that in my older years there's someone to help me when I lose the ability to do x number of things.
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>>36500927
cont.

I'm thinking of going full Chaddius LighningRod this summer. I have the baseline body structure to become an ultra chad, but I've never tried because, again, girls are not enough of a motivator. It would be very fun to build a harem and then emotionally wreck all of them. I could even post my Chad adventures on here for you robots to enjoy. idk let me know what you think.
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>>36500927
sounds very edgy, mr. self diagnose
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>>36500802
>Fulfilment. Closeness. Intimacy.
That's what people want, more often than not what you get is: co-dependency, cuckolding, loss of freedom, alimony, suicide
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>>36501075
Everything can have downsides.

You proud yourself on freedom, self-sufficiency and ...not sure what else. Yet, what you mostly get is loneliness, depression, monotony, seclusion and helplessness.

It can cut both ways if you -let it-.
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>>36500767
Compromises are part of our daily lives. If you have needs, you should be able to talk about them with a partner. A relationship should always be about giving each other these possibilities. There's a tremendous amount of comfort to be found in relationships. Just like with anything else, communication is key.

I'm sad to read that you're making a very rational decision about things that are mostly emotional in nature. After all, your desire for love and understanding are still there, but I suppose the hopelessness made you walk a different path. I can understand that, but is it really the best path you could take? Are some rewards truly not worth the risks and is it not worth it to reconsider such a calculation?
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>>36493918
You're not ugly at all. Have a shave, go out to the pub with some mates, have a good time.

Also make eye contact with girls and if you're getting a lot back, just fuckin go up to them. You've got nothing to lose my dude.
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>>36500128
I hope you can fix your predicament, OP.

Stretch marks aren't the end of the world either way. I'm sure you're a good looking guy as it is!
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>>36493575
A: It's easy.
B: After a while you just don't feel trying anymore.
C: Pussy is overrated, jerking off gets the job done just as well, if not better. Unless you have been jerking off every second of your life to hardcore 10/10 porn. Even then, just wait a few fucking days and you'll blow a huge load.
D: Even 2D gets boring/annoying after a while, and the primary way of having fun left is anime, TV and movies, videogames, food, driving and nightwalks (both are optional).
E: If you can make a few good online friends with people who share the same personality as you and have similar interests. you can play vidya together and that's a large amount of companionship. It's even better if you know these people in person and see them often/have meetups with them.
F: After a while, you sort of start to develop a sense of pride in being a turboautist virgin, and a feeling of superiority in comparison to normalfags. This is especially true if you get into egoism and/or are a narcissist.
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literally the only reason why I am a khv who's never had a gf is because i simply don't really want one. acquiring gf is effort, maintaining gf is effort, improving your personality and changing your comfy lifestyle to please gf is effort. the constant contact necessary to maintain the relationship is just effort. i've always been an extreme introvert and my privacy and alone time is precious to me, and i am also lazy as fuck.

i'm also fairly unattractive and have no redeeming traits, so even if i wanted a gf i would really struggle to acquire one.

and i just realised this isnt actaully what op was asking. yeah, im a virgin because acquiring the means to properly lose my virginity is too much hassle.
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>>36493575
Ha. Ha. Ha. I am totally not trying hard at all.
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>>36493575
Conservative, beta, apparently an edgelord, probably creepy, unattractive, probably some form of autism
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>>36493673
>30 year-old virgin
>"warlord mentality towards sex"

genghis khan is rolling in his fucking grave
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Low confidence and lack of social skills.

I'm 29 years old, and have never even had an extended conversation with a female that wasn't work related. Of course, I'm a kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin.

I haven't had any friends in 10 years. I don't go out or attempt to meet new people. I have never really understood how.

Because of my extended periods of time alone, my social skills have gotten even worse. At this point I don't even know how I would meet new people and I have no idea what I'd even talk about.

So a gf is out of the question.
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>>36493575
I tried to improve, I tried to fight. I graduated from robot to cyborg, I managed to make a handfull of """friends""", but then nothing. I got rejected by the only girl I was remotly close from and no opportunities came up after that.

My so called friends only hang up with me when they need something from me and only talk to me in those situations. Sometimes they don't even bother responding when I talk to them.

I made enormous efforts, I surpassed myself to be more social and I got nothing. NOTHING. I'm still a pathetic, sad, unloveable human being. I cry myself to sleep every night because despite my very best efforts I always will be a failure. I want to go back to my room at my parents place and never have to leave it again.

If I had a gun or if I wasn't such a coward I would have probably killed myself allready.
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>>36499716
that's not true. 2 other people had posted their pic ITT when you posted this
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>>36502634
>that wasn't work related
What do you work as?
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>>36503002
i work at a bank. it's interesting, i get to interact with people all day long, so i can't say that i have extreme social anxiety and cannot interact with people at all.

but everything i say in conversation is completely sterile and bland. i have no idea how to ask someone about their social life, their interests, etc.
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>>36493575
Because I don't crave companionship that much, and even if I did I seriously doubt it would matter whether I tried or not. I see people throwing themselves into it and getting jack shit, I'd rather not expend the effort for nothing.
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Even if I somehow find a girl that likes me, once she finds out I'm a 32 year old virgin she won't want anything to do with me anymore.
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>>36493575
>27yo KV
>not ugly, /fit/, get along great with people (unless they're a female showing romantic interest) when I force myself to interact
>had girls hit on me and ask me out constantly between ages 13-20, after that it suddenly stopped.
>whenever I go to a wedding (don't attend any other social events) there's usually some vulnerable bridesmaid that gets very touchy
>get hit on occasionally irl

mainly it's down to:
>JH: hung-up on the fact that I never kissed a girl and terrified of embarrassing myself if it ever comes to that - so I brushed off all advances
>HS: same as above only ten times worse plus stressing over not knowing all the other relationship stuff
>college: same as above + virgin
>now: all of the above + poor + gains and (not that great to begin with) looks starting to fade due to shit lifestyle
I don't even know where to begin: a basic part of the human condition is completely missing from my entire life. I don't even feel fully human anymore, there's simply too big a gap between normal people and me. I don't even care about sex all that much, a hug once in a while would be nice.
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>>36498155
I agree with Mr. Schopenhauer here. The ups and downs is what creates unhappiness, if you're always miserable you have no expectations and therefore no diappointments in life.
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Honestly it's probably because I never tried.

It's just too scary to make the effort and fail. Better to just not even bother.
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>>36493575
If we were the kind of people who faced and fought our problems head-on, we wouldn't be robots in the first place.
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>>36493575
I crave meaningful companionship.
Normie women are like talking to computers.
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>>36493575
When I lift weights, Im guaranteed improvement as long as I continue doing it. There is no way for this not to happen. My reward is 100% proportional to my effort.

I also do volunteer work, I wont say what, but the nature of it is such that it it requires me to respond to the suddenly occurring/changing needs of an organization. I drove an hour across the city the other day on a call that I received only 40 minutes prior, only to get there and find out that the volunteers were suddenly no longer needed. I was given assurances that my willingness to respond on such short notice was appreciated, and would be remembered in the future (and I know it will).

Women are not like this.

Efforts similar to above will end in nothing 9 times out of 10. This is due to the fact that success with women hinges on being able to conform to their nebulous tastes and demands. Average women really have no awareness of how average they are, and no awareness of what kind of effort they can reasonably demand from men.

This is why I don't judge the neckbears too harshly. On some level I tihnk they realize that the effort required and the chances of success are not proportional. People aren't going to take unreasonable risks. This bullshit business of "u have to take risks bro" is really dishonest, because it glosses over the fact that you essentially have to structure your entire life around a woman who is more than likely to fuck off on you , if you can even find one.

All that said, I think its unsightly when men shut themselves in over this, get fat and lazy and refuse to do things in the world, and I strongly encourage the men here to get fit and get a steady job and so on. If you do all this and you manage to net a grill then great, and if you don't then at least people cant blame it on your lack of effort.
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>>36494480
>there's no way a girl would fuck you that much
...bro, I have some news...
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>>36496852
>I'm trying to drop to your level here, bear with me

And yet another angel, a particularly sensitive one, plugs up his nose to protect it from the sting of sulfur and wings his way down through the veil of sorrows to preach to the things lamenting in Hell. He scrunches up his beautiful face and forces a single compassionate tear from his eyes, and finds himself perturbed when that tiny drop isn't sufficient to extinguish the fires Gehenna's prisoners find themselves burning in. How dare the damned still scream when an angel has condescended so far as to weep a single teardrop for devils wreathed by Hellfire and not find it sufficient to cool them?

The Christians with their myth of the harrowing of Hell dream of a God that could save the damned because, if only for a brief while, He became one of them. Christ could only save devils because he spent a brief time suffering as they did: raped by Nature's curse of original sin, brutalized and broken. It was only after his once immaculate robes were stained by soot and blood that the things that knew nothing else were willing to grasp them and follow the savior up out of the Abyss.

Saving monsters is no easy task, and not a past-time the gentle should indulge in. If one wants to rescue an abomination from its torments, he has to be willing to first endure those pains himself.

Want to call yourself a savior? Then spare the empty platitudes and silly homilies offered from on high. If you want to become a savior, be willing to stain yourself and, for just a brief while, become as just as filthy as the revolting things you claim you want to save.
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>my ex's all cheated on me
>one wanted me to help her raise the other man's baby

I have no reason to trust women anymore. And my last few excursions to get a gf ended with me either forcing conversation because they would just give short answers or they would interrupt and talk over me in casual conversation.

And I don't want a dick disease.
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I no longer find normal women attractive.
but then again, I've balanced out and no longer even really feel tfw no gf.
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>>36495578
Explosion magic is the best magic.
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>>36495701
Until you buy a whole bunch of tickets and realize there were better things to allocate your resources to than shooting for a miracle.
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I had chances and said no to all of them, and here I am a fat kv at 29. Theres a reason theyre called normies, because its NORMAL. Normal things happen to them. I was a normie, a bit weird but normie enough. The real life stuff.. i got asked by a girl to hang out at 14, said no. Probably wouldve been my first gf. Got asked to meet people i didnt know, they'd add me to their group of friends, said no. Transferred early in high school after actually having friends and never stuck on to the new school people, they really sucked plus i wasnt rly welcome. At 15 i knew i was gonna be alone, and then i started getting fat which cemented my position.

I had my chances and didnt take them and here i am, almost 30, crazy right? If any of you fags are still young just say yes to things, you wont end up like me. The rest of you, well hi.
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I'm not attractive enough to get a girlfriend who isn't overweight and is at least ~6/10 in looks. No girls have ever shown any interest in me whatsoever. I'm not overweight or short, either (6'1 200 I lift etc.), just lacking in facial attractiveness.

Why bother with someone who I'm not attracted to? It's a waste of both parties' time. I don't have a great deal of social capital or female-approved interests, either, since all I do is read blogs, arxiv postings, books, post on chans, consume weeb media, etc. I offer nothing whatsoever, but it is okay. It's probably better to not pass my genes on, personality traits are heritable after all.
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>>36493575
too many whores who deserve to be smited by the Lord's fiery hand
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>>36493575
>Improve, become better... fight!
no matter how much you do this you still need the other persons permission or else it's rape, if they don't approve of your advances then it gets labeled stalking and you a creep

>workout
>intern to build up my resume
>study more than half a week
>women that are 4's only show interest in me
>give up cause I'll never get that qt 7/10 petite asian
It sucks when you work hard and you see all that time and effort isn't much of an improvement
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>>36493763
Fairytale garbage.

The only way this could be true:

>There is someone for everyone, but they could be anyone in the entire world. 7 billion people? Not likely to find her.

>The is someone for everyone, but she may not be alive in this time; she may be alive in the future or the past. This puts the actual entire history of the human species into the pot, and makes your chances of making "the one" absolutely nil.
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>>36504253
Why the fuck would I get a job if there's no chance of starting a family?

Why should society benefit from my labor while I get fucked over?

Nah. I think I'll pass. I'll tuck away enough money to live a lazy lifestyle and fund my hobbies and that's it. There's zero reason to care about a career.
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>>36505464
please be my bf (male)
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>>36505464
What is this from?

fkghjsovjaojioj
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>>36493918
You're not even that ugly, I'd fuck you
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>>36493575
Because my desire for companionship is actually rather shallow and fleeting. I'm starting to get my shit together and I suddenly found myself wanting a GF way less. In fact, I've slowed down on masterbating entirely.

I haven't choked it in three days, which compared to doing twice every day since I hit puberty, is an outright record. It feels good, like I'm finally in control of myself for once.

I barely even look at women in public anymore and the temptation to stare has just dropped to a nuisance. Is this what it means to become a wizard? Because I'm liking it.
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>>36507050
are you a girl oravioli
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>>36496649
>ITT: The most honest answer here

>>36497874
>>36499257
>>36499920
Pretty close to how I feel

>>36497242
How'd you meet her, famtachi?

>>36497184
I've read every last single post here, but I'm not a (completely) self hating robot. I couldn't tell you why beyond I just like reading.
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>>36501447
>Are some rewards truly not worth the risks and is it not worth it to reconsider such a calculation?
Provided I find the person that is cute and interesting enough, maybe. But my chances aren't the best.
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>>36493575
I fell for a girl hard. Really hard. I convinced myself completely and utterly that she was the one and that I'd chase her to the ends of the Earth. So I did. I chased her for three years and she never got the balls to say no. She'd instead ghost me just when I thought we were getting somewhere and start talking to me again several months later. And I fell for it every time. She led me on like this for three years. I opened my heart to her, I told someone how I felt for the first time since I was a teenager. And she left when I did. She told me she loved me every time she came back, told me that she wished we'd been together sooner and then she'd leave when I got attached. One day I was so upset, so unbelievably angry with her, realizing how she had used me and that I'd let the three best years of my life pass by and every woman I could've been with had left with them. All because she never had the guts to tell me off and because I was too stupid to realize that. I woke up the next day and felt nothing for her. I didn't hate her, didn't love her. I didn't feel anything for her. She left such a bad taste in my mouth that I haven't fallen for any girl since. Maybe it's because I'm terrified that a girl could ruin my life like that again. Maybe I don't talk to enough women. Maybe I visit this place too much. Maybe I'm addicted to porn. It might be that I still do love her and can't admit it. In any case, my life is set to be a lonely one for the foreseeable future because I am a god damn dumbass and a coward. That's why I'm a virgin op.
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>>36496365
There are more men than women, where do you get your backwards info?
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>Love
>Exists

Ask 10 married men over 30 and 9 of them will say the "love" they felt in their relationship quickly dwindled. There is no love. The closest thing to love is the type of empathy felt between two people of the same stripe. These people are always of the same sex. Men can only relate to men.
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>>36493575
I'm a sperg and an ugly fuck, believe me it's not by choice
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I will find a religious virgin like me, and when we marry we will.
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>>36493575
>If you so desperately crave companionship, why not fight for it with every fibre of your being? Improve, become better... fight!
You know what I want more than companionship or sex? I want to not have to fight. Some people love struggling. If they don't have difficult things in their life, they actively go out and find them, because they're restless and bored without some goal to battle towards.

I'm not like that. Fighting is difficult and unpleasant. It's stressful. It makes me unable to feel anything but stress, actually. A life of ambition and struggle makes me unable to feel calm, contented, happy, or other positive emotions. So although I'm sad about being alone, you know what would make me feel a whole lot worse? Being in a constant contest to not be alone.

>>36493787
Why does this make you so angry? This seems to be a common thing - those who like struggling and fighting view those who don't as subhuman.

Do you ever wonder if your struggles and fights have been worthwhile, anon? If you've gotten more out of them than you've put in? What would you do if, on reflection, you hadn't gotten more reward than the cost you paid in struggling?
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>>36496889
What's pouty about not enjoying something?
If I asked you if you've ever been deep-sea diving and you told me that you didn't necessarily care for diving, would it then be acceptable to call you a pouty child for not going deep-sea diving?
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>>36497143
>I paid for an ugly whore to fuck me, and now I come back to taunt you all because of it
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>>36493619
Life isn't a romantic comedy, you will always have to live with yourself
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>>36493575
>So why exactly ARE you a virgin still?
Three core reasons. I'm ugly, my life is a mess and I only like girls (male) which are rare.

>The one thing I don't understand, is why you guys actually completely give up or just resign yourselves to your current predicament.
A lot of us have tried only to be beat down time and time again. It gets harder and harder to get back up.
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>>36493575
So basically you're saying is we must rape?
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The only way to practice getting a girl is to get girls. But then I realized the only way to go about accomplishing that is hooking up with girls I'm not going to share any interests with whatsoever. Any girl I'd actually line up with and who I'd want to be with is either already taken, or wouldn't find me attractive enough, and you can fuck up a potential relationship with just one wrong word or move. It's just so statistically unlikely for me to ever find someone whose presensce I enjoy that I really don't see the point. I don't want to just have sex with a girl who doesn't love me. That wouldn't mean anything to me.
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>>36493575
>I don't care if anyone reads this it felt good to type out and post this...

I've convinced myself that I'm a virgin cause I went to a all guy HS for 3 years. I was the least popular kid in the entire school and probably had the worst grades since I took my honest grade instead of cheating. My low grades made me transfer to public school my senior year and there I only focused on graduating since a lot of people recommend me repeat junior year. (Graduated class of 2015) After HS I wanted to get away from my hometown so I went away for college. I did horrible my first semester and decided I still didn't want to go to school at my hometown. I moved in with my Dad 2nd semester of college (Jan. 2016). I did good in community and I'll being going to a local UNI in Fall 2017. (Computer Science Major) I'm gonna make an effort to get a gf there since I hear it's hard to get girls after school. I constantly avoid people from my past since I was raised with K-12 private school kids who all went to big name universities and have jobs, while I'm still in community college with only two friends jobless. I told my mother how I felt about getting out and reaching to people I know and she said that "I'm my own worst enemy" and that "I should put it behind me" I just can't shake the memories of being treated like a stupid loser by people who are now more successful and accomplished them me now.
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28 year old virgin here mainly because:

1. Never lacking settings conducive to sex. If it was a simple as telling a woman, "I like you, can I fuck you in the pussy" and then copulate with her right then and there, I would have sex like a thousand times. But somehow arranging with a woman to go into a private location, remove clothing and insert penis into vagina is a complex matter, and especially difficult when I sleep in the living room of apartment where parents are always home, have no car, there aren't and "in the woods" places to go and no friends to let me use their house to fuck. Sex comes natural to normies since they are always being social- and in this way often meeting chicks through friends and always have a place to go to fuck.

2. Afraid of sex because I'm a pro-life antinatalist, and would literally rather be a virgin for life than accidentally get a woman pregnant. Sex and reproduction are always linked, you can't cheat nature, I'm not willing to risk it. Not to mention sex with a condom is even more pointless than fapping.

3. Spend much of my 20s with severe masturbation and porn addiction, like often spending 2+ hours looking at porn a day and fapping several times a day, can't get anyone pregnant or catch STDs form fapping, and its something I can do quietly whenever my parents are asleep or briefly out.

So I really don't care about sex, and if I had a gf I'd want to just cuddle with her and not have sex.
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It's not that easy. Why do you people act like I can just turn on a switch and convince a girl to fuck me at will?

I'm not even like the cliche neckbeard who does nothing with his life. I go to school, work part time so I have quite a bit of disposable income for a college kid, go to the gym every day, read at least one book a day, practice painting or playing the piano, trying to learn a new language (Japanese) but need to stay on top of that a bit more. I'm busy a lot of the time but I have never had any luck with girls, so I just gave up. I had some matches on Tinder here and there and tried talking to them but got nowhere.

I try talking to women but I can't talk to them unless I have a friend with me, and even then I can't progress beyond friendly small talk and making them laugh. I can make conversations last for a while, but I can tell they have absolutely no sexual interest in me or are just trying to be nice. I am a non-sexual entity. Nothing I do changes that. I think women look at me like a child.
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I don't get it. Why so many people here want to lose virginity? I never had sex and don't even want to. It's just disgusting.
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1. Parents are on the conservative side. Would not approve of me having a gf.

2. idk how to talk to girls

3. 2D girls are easier to handle
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>If you so desperately crave companionship

I don't. I don't want a girlfriend or have sex, I'm content with dying alone and a virgin.
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>>36510839
Yeah it seems gross to me too but I think it's more the feeling of being wanted and experiencing this thing that is such a big part of the human experience. Also the whole biological drive and desire to have a kid. The actual act and all the exchanging of fluids and physical contact and genitals sound gross though.
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>>36493575
because women are not worth fighting for they will cheat on you,betray you and they don't love men.
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>>36496663
>And if you fail, then try again the next day.
Someone just post the image with the guy that got rejected over 1000 times already.

Also, kill yourself and take your platitudes with you.
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>>36493575
>Improve, become better

Are you really so stupid that you believe that we haven't tried this already? We have tried to improve ourselves plenty of times, but egotistical cunts like you decide that we shouldn't have any sort of positivity in our lives, and halt any progress in our lives, then you come onto our board to complain that we aren't determined to do anything in our lives.
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>>36510585
I think you just have low self esteem and don't know to tell when a girl is attracted you.
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>>36496852
You're a fucking retarded cunt and I'm going to prove it

First thing, read this >>36496891

Second thing, socials skills aren't like muscle memory you inbred mongrel.
Social skills are developed throughout your childhood/adolescence and with positive human interaction.
They're not a fucking investment, if you're in your 20's you won't master them by failing repeatedly. If you get rejected 10 times you made no improvement whatsoever, it just drops your confidence even more and it also makes you look like a creep if you try it with women who know each other.
So the more you get rejected the more your chances of getting a woman drop.

>j-just do it to random women on the street or in a club
Life doesn't work like that for someone who's already having problems with healthy human interaction, the only women you'll be able to approach are those who are forced to be around you due to circumstances (ex: college, work).

You're deluded as fuck, your forced positive attitude is cancerous and annoying, just another example of the just-world fallacy.

>YOU FAILED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH, BRO xD
=
>you failed because you were dealt shit genes and/or didn't develop your social skills early on due to factors that might or might not have been in your control which still doesn't mean that you can do anything to change the situation now in an efficient manner

Don't forget to kill yourself after reading this.
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>>36511287
This

Fucking thank you. You perfectly summed up why I hate these reddit style self help book advice posts that say unfeasible shit like "just approach a girl on the street bro" to guys that can't even meet women at school.
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>>36493575
>>36493619
We just want the chemical highs those things provide without the effort, risks or responsibilities.
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>>36493787
lol the r eddit boy got angry watch out guize he might dowboat us tee hee
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>>36493575
I'm a terrible human being and don't want to ruin the life of someone who could have a good life.
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No self esteem
Skinny
Skinny small penis
Shity personality
Shy
Gave up
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Because a lifetime of abuse and suffering has left me without the ability to form the connections I so desperately long for. Some things you can't fake.
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>>36511745
why laugh

you're the lonely virgin here

you've got nothing to laugh about
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>>36511863
I'm sure you've had to go through that, anon.

I love you. <3
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I don'rt trust anyone,especially not a woman but I crave companionship. I'll admit I don't really try. People see me as an autistic monster and I'm not being edgy here.
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>>36511287
This post sums up /r9k/. Going to autistic lengths to try to justify your own failures and blaming everyone and eveything but yourself.

You have zero excuses. None. You have never asked a girl out, you have never set up tinder, you expect to be spoonfed everything. The best thing that could happen to you is if mommy threw you out of the basement.
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>>36512989
>You have never asked a girl out, you have never set up tinder, you expect to be spoonfed everything.
fuck off, you don't know me
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>>36513183
What have you done, then? What efforts have you made to get a gf or a better life? What is preventing you from doing them?
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>>36493918
Like 90% of the people who post pictures who DON'T have agne or pizza faces are just insecure cunts. If you don't have agne/pizzaface I honestly believe you don't classify as robot.
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>>36513239
Of course they are robots. Being a robot is purely a choice thing. Good-looking people can be robots too.
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>>36513256
Kek, well memed my man.
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>>36513296
What part about it was incorrect? It's all true.
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>>36495741
>unironically quoting bill nye
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>>36513368
Please define the word "robot" for me, in your (((opinion)))
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>>36513485
There is no exact definition just like there isn't one for Chad. Generally I define a robot as a failed normie, someone who is a failure in life and with girls. Often associated with being bitter and blaming society and women for his woes, but not always.
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Note that jusburself fags never replied to >>36508754
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>>36503347
>I don't even feel fully human anymore
that's why we're robots.
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>>36513719
>jusburself fags

Those are called "robots".
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I am a virgin because I'm not attractive to women. simples
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>>36514029
That's a good way of putting it. Now, are you okay with that, or just can't be bothered enough to make yourself more attractive?
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>>36514096
Well there is not much I can do outside of maxillomandibilar advancement and leg lengthening surgery, which I am unwilling to do and unable to pay for, besides.
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Why can't the normalfags just fuck off?

Why do they think that getting laid is the be all, end all of existence?
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>>36514142
Not sure what you mean. What is it about you that makes you so unattractive you can't get girls? Because pretty much everyone else can.
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>>36514244
Eh, it's robots who rage about it all the time, as if it were the most important thing in the world.
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>>36514096

How can I make my bones bigger and get a more masculine face?
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>>36514309
How would that have any effect on your attractiveness to girls?
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>>36514452

AHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Strong bluepill cope.

Just lol if you think being confident will result success with women.
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>>36514477
Who do you think knows better how to succeed with women, someone with experience in succeeding with women or a bitter kissless virgin living in the basement?
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>>36493575
Every Fiber of my being has given up, I can barely muster enough motivation to sleep, which I sometimes don't do. Life isn't all easy and willy-nilly, everything sucks, forever.
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Modern women aren't worth dating, and I'd be a pretty terrible mate too.
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> 1) You need a girl to have sex.

> 2) To get a girl to consent to you having sex, she must be sexually attracted to you (unless she's a prostitute or defacto prostitute)

> 3) No girls are sexually attracted to me.

Conclusion: I do not have sex. Girls are apparently also not sexually attracted to muscles enough to make up for mild auttism.
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>>36514679
It's all about trial and error.
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>>36514663
>Modern women aren't worth dating

Don't fall for stupid maymays.
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>>36514744
I've netflix and chilled 2 times without getting sex.
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i hope these threads arent aimed towards non white manlets but towards tall whites, which indeed have no excuse to be on r9k
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>>36514783
Did you make a move on the girls though?
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>>36514803
Yes and they both denied it. I also have mild autism although not diagnosed.
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>>36514768
Even assuming the quoted part is wrong, the part you didn't quote still applies. I have nothing to offer women.
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>>36514793
Are you daft? Virgin robots are tall white males for the most part. The only manlets are Pajeets or Pablos.
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>>36514816
>Yes and they both denied it

That's where you got to try to figure out what went wrong. Also, keep in mind that some girls go on dates with guys, precisely to turn them down (usually after a guy has turned them down to build up their crushed egos again). It's cruel as shit but a female friend of mine did this to some poor cunt.
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>>36493575
>So why exactly ARE you a virgin still?
Because I am the most Beta man you will ever meet, I have wasted countless opportunities to either get a GF or just to fuck, And it's all my fault for three reasons, I'm scared of women, I'm looking for a woman more dominant then me which shrinks my dating pool to non-existent and I don't think I deserve a GF for a variety reasons.

>Why give up?
Because I know my personality makes me a inherently undesirable person, I may capture the attention of woman occasionally because of my looks but unless she makes the first move nothing will happen, In the scenario she does make the first move as soon as she gets to know me she will either abandon me or move me into the friend-zone or occasionally into the gay-friend zone if she gets confused by my lack of action, Personally I would rather spend my entire existence a >tfw no gf then to have to change everything about my personality and behavior.
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>>36514855
It's too far away in time now. I've heard too many horror stories at this point about women, and i have to focus on college and lifting anyways.
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>>36515168
I know how you feel, mate. I used to be extremely passive and missed so many easy shots at love/sex. But at one point, you've got to make a decision. Learn how to make a move, and you'll realize that it can be really easy to pull a girl.
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I don't care enough to try. Simple as that. Still complain about it though. 1 woman has shown interest in me but I blocked her out of my life because I didn't want to deal with it.
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>>36512989
>gets proven that he's retarded or that he agrees with a retard's opinion on life
>uses ad hominem to defend himself
>projects this much

You are the cancer.
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>>36515376
Do you know what the word "proof" means? Apparently not.
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Because all the nearby prostitutes are ugly and expensive
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>>36493575
>why not fight for it with every fibre of your being? Improve, become better... fight!
because it doesn't matter how much you improve inside if you're not attractive
women don't care about how good of a person you are
women are sexually attracted to evil
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>>36515578
So much butthurt. Just go outside and take a look. Lots of ugly dudes around with cute gfs.
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>>36515606
they are being used as material providers or as emotional providers
women are not like men
you can't project the male behavior you are implying on women
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>>36515626
How do you know this? Answer: you don't. Because you are wrong, plain and simple.
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>>36515636
because we are animals and men and women being sexually dimorphic differ on their sexual strategies.
these strategies are one of the bases of our behavior as species
sex is very closely related to emotional attachment to those we are attracted to, obviously
this explains the differences in the behaviors of men and women in relation to the opposite sex
what men feel for women is not the same women feel for men
while men's sexuality is singular, women's is dual
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>>36515686
First, your long angry rant makes no sense. Second, it does not answer the question.
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>>36515794
theres nothing angry about it. stop trying to see emotions everywhere or else i will just assume you're a femshit and dismiss you entirely.

it answer the question perfectly but i will make it clearer for your tiny brain.

men love is deeper than women's fickle short-term attachment. this happens because as a woman you are wired for unloyalty and machiavellianism while we women are wired to compromise.

the problem happens when naive men who believe in equality between the sexes expect women to love the same way they do and go around life looking for something that doesn't exist in the opposite sex.
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>>36515864
we men*
kek
my bad
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>>36493575
Ehh I made out with a girl and fingered her 2 weeks ago for the first time. And desu it was not even that special....

She broke up with me (never understood what it was in between us anyway)

For me sex is an alien and strange thing. And much like the fact how drugs isn't addicting until you have tried it. Same thing goes for sex.

It will come as life goes on.
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>>36508754
>A life of ambition and struggle makes me unable to feel calm, contented, happy, or other positive emotions
That's fair play to you
But don't go complaining about it then. The world doesn't owe you shit, you don't "deserve" to just get what you want without effort. So if you can't be fucked, sure, why not? But don't whine about how unfair it is that Chad's out there getting laid while you're off jerking it to anime
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>>36515864
>all my angry projections from the basement are true and you're just too dumb to understand them!

Have you stepped outside in the last few years?
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>>36516031
>angry
>projections
you're definetly a women
maybe even schizo
because you're seeing a lot of shit that's not really there
nice argument by the way
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>>36510496
1. Move out? You're 28 and sleeping in your parents' living room. No shit that's not gonna help you get laid

2. What a shock. A bitter virgin is pro-life. Newsflash, millions of people have sex every day without getting a girl pregnant. Look at Leo ffs
If you're that scared, get a fucking vasectomy
>Not to mention sex with a condom is even more pointless than fapping.
And you would know this based on experience?

3. Stop jacking off so much? Find something more interesting than porn?

You're pretty hopeless. I don't know why I bothered responding. Most robots that want to get laid just the motivation. But you're actively fine with habits that will turn everyone off. I guess if you're happy...
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>>36493575
>fight!

This is actually all it takes to get a desirable gf. What's funny to me is that the guys on here that keep crying about how women supposedly get everything in life handed to them in truth are the ones that are used to get everything handed to them, so now they are throwing a fit over no simply getting assigned a gf by some higher force without any effort of their own.
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>>36516098
this is even more evident when they describe their perfect world and it inevitably involves all the qts being rounded up and distributed amongst single men
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>>36493575
>fight!
You want me to beat up a girl and rape her?
OP, that's illegal and probably immoral.

Besides, depression. Lack of motivation and not enough energy. Such is life.
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>>36493575
>>36493619
>>36493763
>>36493787
>>36493804
>>36493901
>>36493943
>>36493980
>>36495582
>>36495739
>>36496663
>>36496686
>>36496852
>>36496889
>>36496999
>>36497039
>>36497143
>>36497299
>it's another episode of autistic virgins throwing tantrums when they realize they have the biggest insecurity complex on /r9k/
Go back to /r/incels
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>>36516152
>>36516098


What a retarded statement, of course people who are not desired would imagine their perfect world like that.

Most people on here are literally too autistic to get a gf. I don't even know how I'd keep a girl entertained or how to talk to her. I don't have high standards.

Also
>getting everything handed to you
except for love or social acceptance or good genes or money, good looks, friends, forced to forever be different and to this world unacceptable
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>>36516248
>I don't even know how I'd keep a girl entertained or how to talk to her. I don't have high standards.
If you completely lack social skills then either work on improving them or settle for prostitutes

Imagine a gay man in your situation who just wanted a twink to buttfuck. So he advocated that pale basement dwellers should be dished out to be subservient to all gay guys
This is essentially what you're advocating
Girls don't owe you shit just like you don't owe a gay guy shit.

>expecting a robot to be able to empathise
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>>36516310
>lol just fuck a Hooker bro
I'm convinced that 100% of the normalshits that come here are clinically retarded.
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>>36516098
>be miserable because you're alone
>or be miserable because you have to fight
the solution you "struggle for it!" people propose is merely a different flavor of the same problem.
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>>36493575
Because the only grills available to us in this reality are 3d desu
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>>36516240
I don't think you've read any of the posts, though.

It's all quite of the opposite of what incel stands for
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>>36516013
>But don't whine about how unfair it is that Chad's out there getting laid
He literally isn't. You're a projecting, bitter virgin just like the losers in >>36516240

The only people here complaing about sex are normalfags
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>>36516339
>ignores entire post and trivialises it to something stupid to avoid facing reality
there's literally no hope for you
im glad you're miserable
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>>36516310
>>>36516248 (You)
>>I don't even know how I'd keep a girl entertained or how to talk to her. I don't have high standards.
>If you completely lack social skills then either work on improving them or settle for prostitutes
This god damned meme again? Jus improve ur social skills? I missed out on getting these so called social skills because of societal rejection and my Aspergers, if you don't have those social skills when you are an adult, you can't magically acquire them. also

>just fuck a prostitute

Why do you think this is a solution?

>Imagine a gay man in your situation who just wanted a twink to buttfuck. So he advocated that pale basement dwellers should be dished out to be subservient to all gay guys
Okay, sure.
>This is essentially what you're advocating
GOD DAMN IT READ MY POST I DON'T WANT EQUALLY DISTIBUTED GFS I NEVER ADVOCATED FOR THAT LEARN TO READ SI VOUS PLAIT
>Girls don't owe you shit just like you don't owe a gay guy shit.
I never advocated they did, don't know whee that's coming from
>>expecting a robot to be able to empathise
>expecting a normalfag to understand basic concepts before coming out to name call and strawman
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>>36516361
>It's all quite of the opposite of what incel stands for

>holds sex to a standard only a virgin could
>spergs out at any notion that someone could be comfortable with their virginity

That's exactly what incel means. Go back to begging land whales for sex on reddit
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Testing my post discord hmm
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>>36516405
>trivialises it to something stupid
It literally is stupid
>BAWWWW I'M SO INSECURE THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE ANY OF YOU AREN'T MISERABLE BITTER INCELS LIKE ME
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fembot

crave companionship but autistic and abused as a child so for some reason I cry whenever someones nice/ talks to me politely/ generally puts up with me even though I don't show signs of being a certified tard. Infact I'm A+ normie I just can't handle it. I have a lot of crushes and when I act on them I get rejected. I'm probably a solid 5.1/10 I'm just tubby.

I'm also a nigger faggot
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>>36516405
You must have misery to be saying something of that caliber

My misery is power, if you can't be hated how can you be loved? Balance motherfuckers, this is coming from a straight KHV who has been sodomized (some would say raped) as a child

Guess I'm not a virgin after all actually, still never penetrated a vagina (not that I give a fuck, all I ever wanted was a gf for an emotional connection not as a fleshlight call me a cuckold if you want)
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>>36516449
>fembot
lmao fuck off

>I have a lot of crushes and when I act on them I get rejected
So you're an RPing faggot.
Off yourself.
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>>36516466
>who has been sodomized (some would say raped) as a child

That's hot. Share some stories about that pls.

I take it that it felt good at the time?
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>>36516412
>This god damned meme again? Jus improve ur social skills? I missed out on getting these so called social skills because of societal rejection and my Aspergers, if you don't have those social skills when you are an adult, you can't magically acquire them. also
YOU can't
Everyone else apparently can't
There's literally countless stories of socially stunted autists learning social skills as adults. There are even classes on it for the really stunted

The truth is that you're just scared of trying to improve your life knowing that it will be difficult. You're more content to just whine on the internet

The whole "social ability is a muscle to be trained" isn't a meme. People say it because it's a solid analogy
You're just the equivalent of a 300lb man being told he needs to exercise to get visible abs. It seems impossible because of how far gone he is. But with time it works
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>>36516630
>*Everyone else apparently can
typo
>>
The only difference between robots and non-robots is that robots give up hope and resign themselves to their fate. Truly pathetic if you ask me
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>>36516630
>>36516630

>>This god damned meme again? Jus improve ur social skills? I missed out on getting these so called social skills because of societal rejection and my Aspergers, if you don't have those social skills when you are an adult, you can't magically acquire them. also
>YOU can't
>Everyone else apparently can't
>There's literally countless stories of socially stunted autists learning social skills as adults. There are even classes on it for the really stunted

>everyone is the same person
>everyone who is autistic is equally autistic
>everyone has the same kind of autism
>implying those classes don't just teach you basic shit on how to not be creepy or something while that is dependant on the attractiveness of the male

>The truth is that you're just scared of trying to improve your life knowing that it will be difficult. You're more content to just whine on the internet

I'm not whining, I'm explaining why ist is hard for me to get a gf, I'm trying to work on it but it is am impossible task if you are an autist who has never been able to fit in anywhere. I know that some people whine on here, but I've heard that argument too much from normalfags to give any cadance to it. Why is mentioning facts whining?

>The whole "social ability is a muscle to be trained" isn't a meme. People say it because it's a solid analogy
About as solid as water
>You're just the equivalent of a 300lb man being told he needs to exercise to get visible abs. It seems impossible because of how far gone he is. But with time it works
Not even remotely comparable. You do know that brain cells after developing don't grow back. You can train your muscle but 'd really like to know how you can get rid of autism with your mind by talking to girls. Girls are repulsed by autists.
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i dont want to do anything

i dont even want to die
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>>36516630
>There's literally countless stories of socially stunted autists learning social skills as adults.
[citation needed]

>There are even classes on it for the really stunted
[citation nonexistant]

>m-m-maybe if I pretend that you cure autism the same way you learn to knit, my retarded just world fallacy won't implode
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>>36516690
Thats the difference between an incel and volcel, you pathetic incel.
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why dont you ugly faggots just fuck ugly girls?

start lifting and work on your social skills, fuck ugly girls to get your confidence up and before you know it you'll be banging girls you actually want to bang

this will work for literally anyone provided you're not disfigured/short/disabled in any other way
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>>36516630
>"social ability is a muscle to be trained" isn't a meme.
You may actually have aspergers
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>>36516891
>ugly girls will go with ugly guys by default.
>its not like they're on their high horse and wants chad instead

Are you retarded?
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>>36516776
>Girls are repulsed by autists.
>everyone is the same person
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>>36516891
>Ive already been btfo on every front so I'll just whine into the void
Go back 2 reddit already you transparent loser
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>>36516932
>girls aren't repulsed by autists
In your dreams, autismo
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>>36516915
Maybe I do.
Doesn't that just prove that people with social retardation can still thrive?
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>>36516891
>start lifting
that has to be the biggest meme of all time.
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>>36516962
>everyone is the same person
Some people watch videos online of pimples being popped and others find it repulsive.
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>>36516927
they might want chad but they'll fuck ugly losers when chad turns them down. Grow a pair, thinking even ugly chicks will turn you down is a horrific low
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>>36516972
Kicking and screaming about sex on 4chan is not "thriving".
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>>36516974
worked for me and a lot of guys i know. Literally can't go wrong with it, and even if you don't think it'll get you laid you might as well start for health
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>>36516932
>>36516985

>implying they aren't
Women despise autistic males. There are VERY few women who'd even consider dating one if you don't happen to be attractive
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>>36493575
Because I'm a dicklet. Realizing that made me freeze, unable to approach a girl for like 12 years now.
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>>36516985
>Some people watch videos online of pimples being popped and others find it repulsive.
Wow, what a coherent, totally not contrived analogy that was definitely not constructed by someone who spend the past 3 years in the basement.

Autists are universially disliked by girls (and normal humans for that matter). Get over it, sperg
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>>36516962
This. I'm chad tier but autistic. First indication of my autistic they bolt. Vaccines fucked me up, I wasn't like this before.
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Has anyone seen my son? He's a 30 year old virgin so these chatrooms are right up his alley.

If he drops by then please let me know.

Thank you.
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>>36517006
I'm not really kicking and screaming, I'm pointing out your hypocrisy and trying to help
Why am I trying to help?
Because this site helped me be a better person. So even though you will scoff and invent every conceivable excuse as to why you're destined to forever be a miserable autist, there are others lurking who might still have some hope
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>>36514768
>Mom cheats on dad
>Best friend girlfriend cheats on him
>Women have become promiscuous
>Women need constant attention and validation from social media
>can't socialize with them because they are always on their phones
>cell phones have become a perfect cheating device for women
>Women think they are god's given gift because of the thirsty men on social media
>Single mothers everywhere because of the welfare state
>Women can falsely accuse of rape without any evidence and the white knight cucks with throw you in jail without any evidence
>if you get a girl pregnant you have no father rights and you get no say on the child
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>>36517013
>has absolutely 0 things preventing him from getting a girl
>is such an insecure faggot that he throws around iron instead of talking to girls
>finally talks to a girl
>"worked for me and a lot of guys"

Why do you underage morons even come here
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>>36517045
>Autists are universially disliked by girls
This is literally not true. You'd know that if you talked to girls rather than just spending every day shitposting about how pathetic your life is
>>
I think it's because I can't make conversation.

I'm too boring to be loved.
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>>36517054
>I'm pointing out your hypocrisy
The hypocrisy of what? You're literally just whining.

>and trying to help
By pretending that women are into the mentally disabled?
You're "trying" to rationalize your futile attempts at getting laid.

>Because this site helped me be a better person.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/anywhere else suitable for preteens/
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>>36517013
Go tto /fit/ right now you faggot or maybe don't, because most of /fit/ is also here already.
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>itt

still accurate. it's like you guys take comfort in being such ridiculous stereotypes
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>>36517120
>>Autists are universially disliked by girls
>This is literally not true
>You'd know that if you talked to girls
Maybe if you want to pretend you're not a virgin, don't announce to the thread that you've never actually spoken to a girl.
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>>36517175
>"I didn't read the thread"
Not that it matters, you still got to post le silly 4chan comic you found on /r/funny xD
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>>36516031
he is right women will just fall in love with the next man who kills their husband right in front of her. Women are only loyal to the better alpha who conquers the tribe.
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>>36517149
>The hypocrisy of what?
The hypocrisy of thinking that you deserve a gf by being an anti-social basement dwelling neet in bad shape
The hypocrisy in assuming that because you don't put any effort in, the world is biased against you

>By pretending that women are into the mentally disabled?
Some are. It's actually a thing. But more that women are all different just like autists. It's not a coincidence that literally everyone social will tell you they have a friend who's ugly as fuck and has a hot as fuck girlfriend. Different girls care about different things
>You're "trying" to rationalize your futile attempts at getting laid.
I'm just out of a long-term relationship. This circle-jerk of a victim complex that everyone whines about is dangerous to the impressionable underage idiots who browse here
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>>36516985
They wouldn't do that in public though, would they. They wouldn't show it to their friends who find that repulsive.

Everyone would know she's dating that creepy, weird autistic guy.
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>>36517175
>heh, i posted a picture with concentrated virginity xD amirite fellas?
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>>36517175
what's that last frame?
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>>36517175
What's that thing in the last panel?
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>>36517093
what's preventing you from getting a girl then?
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>>36493763
there are people out there who there is no one for
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>>36517289
>pic

origami
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>>36517287
>>36517289
Fucking newfags, get out from this thread.
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>>36517242
Or maybe she explains that no one else knows him like she does and that deep down he's really sweet

2 examples
A girl I know who was dating your typical chad. He was loud, drank a lot, had been in a 3some, boasted about sexual conquests. He also looked kinda "school-shooter"-ey but that's not the point
The girl was pretty hot but also kinda naive. She would say how he's different when he's not in large groups and drinking. When I met him sober for the first time, he was different. I was surprised.
They broke up a couple of months later

Another girl I know, really hot. Dating some guy I don't know. Seems like a normal dude. All her friends tell me they don't trust the guy and that he gives off a creepy vibe. Her friends say her relationship is really weird and they don't seem like they actually like each other all that much. I could go on about what her friends say
She still dates him though despite all that

>inb4 yeah but those are obviously exceptions to the rule!
They're really not
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>>36517322
Far from it.

I'm just not seeing what it's supposed to be.
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This thread is concentrated /r9k/.

And I love it.
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>>36493575
Only 17. All the girls at the highschool I graduated from were slags and wanted no association with them.
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>>36517361
>This thread is concentrated /r9k/.
>And I love it.
Fuck off tourist from plebbit.
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>>36517240
>thinking that you deserve a gf
Literally no one said that, sperg.

>anti-social basement dwelling neet in bad shape
I socialize every day at my job, and probably bike more than your tubby, projecting ass ever will.

>The hypocrisy in assuming that because you don't put any effort in
So you're basically admitting you're a loser who can't admit that anyone besides the caricature of neckbeard doesn't get laid.

>Some are. It's actually a thing.
Yeah, it's called "borderline" and you're retarded for even considering talking with sociopathic trash tier women.

>that literally everyone social will tell you they have a friend who's ugly as fuck and has a hot as fuck girlfriend.
Thank God I'm not so mentally disabled that I think beging ugly is a mental disability.
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Have you guys ever considered hiring prostitutes, or maybe sex tourism. You could probably find a Filipino who'd fuck you.
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>>36517301
I'd rather cut my dick off than sleep with 99% of the ditzy floozies society tries to pass as modern women.
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>>36516986
>implying that women of any kind will settle for a robot

Normies will never relate with robots in r9k
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>>36516986
>thinking even ugly chicks will turn you down is a horrific low
Why do people too young to have ever been on a date post about women?
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>>36517432
>Have you guys ever considered hiring prostitutes, or maybe sex tourism. You could probably find a Filipino who'd fuck you.
You'll still be emotional virgin.
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>>36517240
>I'm just out of a long-term relationship.
Then why do all of your posts indicate you've never talked to a girl that wasn't behind a cash register?
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>>36517388
>I socialize every day at my job, and probably bike more than your tubby, projecting ass ever will.
If you're in such good shape, why don't people find you attractive?
I know loads of guys with faces that you'd think only a mother could love who've banged hot girls. So that can't be it

>So you're basically admitting you're a loser who can't admit that anyone besides the caricature of neckbeard doesn't get laid.
Most people in this thread admit they live in their parents' house and have nothing to offer girls.
you =/= everyone in this thread

>Yeah, it's called "borderline" and you're retarded for even considering talking with sociopathic trash tier women.
"ignore all girls that don't fit into my totally accurate definition"

>Thank God I'm not so mentally disabled that I think beging ugly is a mental disability.
Girls date who they want to date, not who you think they want to date. Some girls find poor social skills as sweet and endearing. But way to ignore the point

Any other excuses for why the world is totally actively trying to stop you getting laid?
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>>36493619
>Just to be clear - a relationship with someone you love and loves you in return, or even just sex, is too little a reward?
Yes.
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>>36517497
Because you have this image in your head that only turbo Chads get girls, and all turbo Chads say the same thing so you assume that anyone who doesn't speak like that must be socially stunted

At this point I'm surprised no one has accused me of being a roastie yet
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>>36493804
Why do normies always post gifs of women making faces? I don't get it.
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>>36517479
Well, at least you can have some sexual stimuli beyond porn and sex toys.
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>>36517542
>Well, at least you can have some sexual stimuli beyond porn and sex toys.
Not even worth money and effort.
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>>36517504
>If you're in such good shape, why don't people find you attractive?
I know the concept of emotional and mental attractiveness is outside the grasp of someone as autistic as you, but try to move on.

>Most people in this thread admit they live in their parents' house
You're flamboyantly new to 4chan.

Everyone else can see the responses, numb nuts. You can't even quote an example.

>"ignore all girls that don't fit into my totally accurate definition"
"ignore the fact that the definition is accurate"

>Some girls find poor social skills as sweet and endearing.
Don't post again until you've spent a full 10 minutes outside of mummy's garage.


>Any other excuses for why the world is totally actively trying to stop you getting laid?
There are literal retards who false flag on 4chan that are trying to make it seem like anyone who has had sex has the IQ of an eggplant.
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>>36517529
>Because you have this image in your head that only turbo Chads get girls
Fascinating how normalfags are literally incapable of arguing with anything but strawmen.

What you said is unequivocally bullshit and you know it
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>>36517619
>"ignore the fact that the definition is accurate"
But you just admitted that the definition isn't universal?
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>>36517644
Says the guy who accused me of never talking to a girl besides the cashier-girl because I don't buy into his bullshit about how every girl is identical
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It seems like such a great deal of effort. Having someone always pestering you in your life, always thinking about you, having to concern yourself with not only your own life but theirs, making sure they're happy, having to tiptoe around what to do and when to do it, having to conceal the fact I've never had a real girlfriend nor have I had sex, etc.
I've been asked out by numerous girls, and even at the ripe old age of 27 I still get plenty of positive attention. Women have flat out said I'm handsome and I get lots of smiles and double takes in public. I made a tinder out of curiosity and even though I live in a shitty rural area I still had women messaging me first.

But when you weigh the pros and cons it simply isn't there. Ok you can get sex and a little emotional connection (although you can't truly open up because if you show a moments weakness she'll treat you like a joke). So an enormous amount of effort culminates to a few minutes of pleasure that probably wouldn't even feel as good as jerking off.

The funny part is even though I have this mentality I still get a little upset when I see couples in public. I wish the whole world would just remain single and have broodwomen locked up in breeding centers Elliot Rodger style.
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>>36516776
>it's not going to work for me so I won't even try

You literally want to be alone and miserable.
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>>36517619
Okay, explain to me plainly then for you personally:
>do you want to get laid?
>do you want a girlfriend?
>what do you think is stopping you?
>why do you think that other people with poor social skills or who are ugly have managed to get attractive girlfriends?

I'm genuinely curious
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>>36517048
Vaccinations didn't do shit for you, Trumptard. You chose to be a failure.
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>>36493575
>why not fight for it with every fibre of your being
Oh, yeah, like normals do?

Normals don't put in even a fraction of the effort your expecting robots to put in. And normals will get significantly more out of it, automatically, for their tiny effort.
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>>36517826
I hate people like you. oregan0
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>>36517433
But it's a lot easier to get laid when you are gay, you can't be a virgin.
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>>36517898
What is the difference between robots and normals? Answer: nothing except life choices.
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>>36517826
>I could get laid in 5 second but i wont!
>b-but i'm a robot just like you guise xD
You sicken me.
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>>36517863
>reading comprehension

For fucks sake. I'm done trying to reason with you. You haven't made one original point, you can't even read apparently, so just keep spamming this thread with your empty platitudes and idiotic strawmen.
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>>36517962
And? Being a robot is a choice. Like everyone else here, he chose a life of misery and loneliness.
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>>36517970
You claim it's impossible and have worked hard yet can't give a single concrete example.
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>>36500927
Edgelord detected
You must be 18 to browse this site
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>>36517982
>Being a robot is a choice
Uh huh, tell that to those ugly and autistic people.
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>>36517999
>concrete example

Of me trying to get a relationshio? Do you even know what a concrete example is? The only thing I can give you is aecdotal evidence,I don't have a plaque saying "In commemoration of Anon, he tried to get laid"
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>>36518008
The ones with lives and gfs? Or the ones who chose to shut themselves in the basement?
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getting a gf isn't hard....at all

now getting a girl to hang out with you, that's the tough part.
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>>36493763
Any girl that would settle for me could get a much better guy easily. Me being in a relationship makes no sense.
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>>36517962
I'm probably closer to wizardry than you and I haven't had anything resembling a friend in almost a decade now and I've been posting on /r9k/ since the beginning, I think I manage as a robot.

Did you even try bettering your appearance to get girls? It's annoying when some fat slob with a buzzcut and ill fitting clothing gets upset because he can't compete.
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>>36518045
>implying all robots live at home
>implying we're all 400pound neckbeards
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>>36493575
I am scared.
I never dated and when I will try now, it will be 15 year old teenage love of me versus grown up woman.
This will end up only 3 ways:
1. I sperg out too much and she will leave
2. Will purpoesly lead me on if she is a bitch because I wont be able to break up with her
3. She will tolarete me and helps me grow up emotionaly

Guess which one is most unobtainable
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>>36518148
Not him but you have to consider that you having success without trying or even wanting to have success in the first place is a hard pill to swallow for those who have real problems, like being a manlet, dicklet or mental health issues.
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>>36518041
Normal people, when they want to find a gf, do things like go outside or set up a dating site profile. What is preventing you from doing that?
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>>36518213
Yeah I'll give you that, women are pretty terrible.
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>>36518213
>success without trying

That doesn't happen though except rarely. Everyone has done at least something for success. What real problems do you have that prevent you from getting a gf?
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I've tried so hard just to get dates. They go okay then I never hear back from them so I guess I just suck.

I have Crohn's disease and if a girl found out I had that, she'd probably walk away. No girl wants a defective guy.
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>>36518261
>>36518299
>What real problems do you have that prevent you from getting a gf?

>Manlet
>Dicklet
>Social Autism
>Not attractive
>Not rich
>Little to no friends
>Women rather slut themselves to Chad
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>>36518271
Humans in general are. I don't see what makes women worse than men in that regard, it's not like men can't be assholes.

>>36518299
>>36517029
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>>36518395
Because very rarely do men turn women down for being too short or having small breasts
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I have wide shoulders and a pretty face, girls smile at me, but girls in the same social circles never show any interest.

It's because women are attracted to social status.

I have fairly good genes if I bothered to make use of them by becoming athletic and socializing with people.

So girls I've never met usually are nice to me initially because I have confident demeanor and can look at them and smile. They probably *think* I have a large group of friends and an interesting social life, but girls near me know I'm a complete shut-in that never does anything. Some of them seem like they want to like me but since I don't hang out with anyone that's like having leprosy.

But I'm lazy and I'm just dull towards meeting people and communicating with them. I just don't enjoy it, it feels about as boring as waiting in a line, since having meaningful conversations with strangers is not possible because approaching someone with advanced topics right away is socially unacceptable.
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>>36518371
All completely irrelevant. Plenty of guys with those criteria still manage to do fine with girls. You're just chickenshit and have never approached girls. Give it a try and you might be surprised. Start by setting up tinder.
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>>36518261
>go outside
Are you originally shitting me? I'm not a good-looking or even interesting guy and women don't want to talk to me because they can smell my autism from a mile away. They won't give you the time of day unless you're at least a normalfag
>get a dating app
Where 2/10s acts like stuck up bitches who date way out of their league. You have better luck praying to Misaki every night.
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>>36518459
And rarely do women turn down men for similar reasons. Attraction is always subjective, never forget. No matter how attractive a guy is, there will always be plenty of girls who will reject him outright. And no matter how ugly a guy is, some girls will find him endearing.
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>>36518509
>Whats stopping you bro??

>Tells them actual factors that held robots back

>"HUUUURR NOT RELEVANT!!! XD XD XD"
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>>36518513
So you're going to believe memes from a bunch of raging autistic bitter manchildren virgins on a Cambodian weed harvesting forum? Ever occur to you that they lied to you about dating apps? And that it's actually pretty easy?

Maybe you're afraid of finding out the truth. That's why you never try.
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>>36518542
Reading comprehension not your strong suit? You didn't list "actual factors", you listed "poor meme excuses". There is one, and only one actual reason, and that is: you do not want to have a gf. If you did, you would make the effort to get one.
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>>36518542
Just bee yourself brah just be confident
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>>36517764
>you just admitted that the definition isn't universal?
No, you're just so insurmountably stupid that was your takeaway.

>>36517881
>explain to me why
No. I dont have to explain anything to point out that your argument is utter shit.

Go be an autistic redditor elsewhere.
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I'm fucked up in various ways such that a gf is the last thing on my mind.

for a man having a gf is a material burden, she won't help you with your problems because she loves you unconditionally, it doesn't work like that, if you are a man with baggage you are a creep and can't be loved
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>>36517950
>Answer: nothing except life choices.

>Dumb normies will literally prove that being a robot isn't a choice while trying to do the exact opposite
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>>36493575
it's a combination of me being ugly/unlucky and me denying my own nature. I'm happier this way believe it or not. Otherwise I'm in a constant struggle, trying to compete with other men and being desperate can make you do many stupid things. You will never be free until you cull your sexual desire from a roaring lion to squeaking pup. Being a virgin never felt so good. I'm finally free from this rat race.
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>>36518633
>Dumb normies will literally prove that being a robot isn't a choice
When did this happen? It can't proven because it's obviously false.
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>>36518192
>implying their entire argument doesn't immediately fall apart of they admit otherwise
Normies have the same capacity for genuine discussion as toddlers. What did you expect?
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>>36518526
A small dick is universally not a an accepted trait for a man.
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>>36518561

>So you're going to believe memes from a bunch of raging autistic bitter manchildren virgins on a Cambodian weed harvesting forum?

No, Tinder is an awful way of trying to get a girl. I'm speaking from first hand experience.

Ever occur to you that they lied to you about dating apps? And that it's actually pretty easy?

JUST BE URSELF IT'S SO EASY IT WAS FOR ME LEL

Fuck off.

>Maybe you're afraid of finding out the truth. That's why you never try.

>reading comprehension version 2

Damn, reading is hard.

>>36518660
I know but it's still frustrating to me. They do fold quickly though and resort to empty gestures and platitudes.
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>>36518509
>Manlet
>Dicklet
>Social Autism
>Not attractive
>Not rich
>Little to no friends
>Women rather slut themselves to Chad

>all completely irrelevant

Are you a virgin, or just a particularly retarded redditor?
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>>36516613
Uh ill greentext but it wasn't hot or pleasurable at the time

I don't call it rape because I was too young to know it was wrong but also to get any pleasure from it it just fucked me up

>be 9 year old male
>out on the playground
>am pinned down and force fed random bits of plant matter by a group of boys
>one of them sticks there finger up my bum
>asked my parents afterwards if this was normal
>kid who sodomized me and the rest of the school call me gay for the rest of my stay there
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>>36518578
>If you did, you would make the effort to get one.

Oh, like this guy?
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/3n7zqs/as_of_today_i_have_been_rejected_1000_times/?st=j1wcthwq&sh=eae2b850

>You didn't list "actual factors", you listed "poor meme excuses"

If a woman had a choice to a tall rich attractive guy or an ugly manlet autist, she'll choose the superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4&index=33&list=LLheHnTGMFcItYmUFdUPOTAQ
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>>36518578
>those aren't real factors brah those r memes XD

You're genuinely stupid. By your basement dweller logic, there is literally nothing that inhibits getting laid.
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>>36518661
Are we talking about a micropenis here? As long as your penis isn't abnormally small, it's enough to make girls happy provided you know how to use it.
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I have crippling anxiety and depression and a submissive desire that is just as crippling
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>>36518656
>being a robot is a choice bcuz u choose physical attributes and mental aptitude
>It can't proven
It can, and it was done by you.
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>>36518703
What firsthand experience do you have? Other than posting a "study" that was completely made up? If you made a tinder, can you post the picture you used and the bio? You can probably get tips here for improving it.
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improving doesn't mean shit if you're socially retarded and isolated

you can improve but it wont give you a gf, there are fatasses with small dicks that have big social circles and a lot of friends who would have better and more attractive options than me
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>>36493575
I actually have a girlfriend but I'm too afraid of the first time. Been with her for 2 months now but I'm still a pussy and can't make the move.
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>>36518774
But it was proven that physical and mental attributes have nothing to do with being a robot?
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>>36518751
>As long as your penis isn't abnormally small, it's enough to make girls happy
>t. 4" erect
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>>36518805
>physical and mental attributes have nothing to do with-
Physical and mental attributes compose 100% of observable reality you underage tumblrite.
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>>36518585
>I don't want to reveal how easily my life could be fixed if I put in even a modicum of effort
ftfy
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>>36493575
r9k is filled with retarded teens. They don't grasp the concept of how women fall in love.

No girl will ever be attracted to your sadness. No girl will ever come and "save" you from your cruel life like it happens in anime and movies. No woman will ever spend time with a guy who can't even get his own shit together. This is the truth. It's fucking hard but robots need to realize that the only way out is improving yourself.
Most robots have the order wrong. They think "getting a girlfriend will make my life great". The truth is that "having a great life will get me a girlfriend" should be your mindset.
>inb4 "but I'm ugly/fat/short/autistic/etc
Deal with it faggot. You either make the best out of what you have or life the sad little piece of shit what your life is right now. That said, good looks are only one part of getting a girlfriend. The rest is stuff you can change. Lose weight. Stop eating bullshit and go running. Dress better. Take care of your skin and take showers ffs. Try to become better at socializing. You might be autistic but everyone can memorize some techniques to have smoother smalltalk and seem at least a bit more charming.

Yeah looks do matter and you can barely do something about your facial astethics other than losing weight and surgery. However, most of you betas are - guess what - average looking. Some even look good, some look bad but barely anyone here looks fucking hideous. If you're average, will your gf be a 10/10 model tier girl? Probably not. Can you still find a pretty girl you'll love? Yes.

How? Simply become a better version of yourself instead of loathing in your own misery and acting like some edgy teen. No girl finds this attractive. Women want strong (mentally and physically), confident, healthy MEN and not whiny faggots who think their life is an anime.
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>>36518778
>posting my face and Tinder details on /r9k/
>not the most retarded thing I can possibly do

Stop being an idiot, please I beg you.

I made an account and got nobody willing to talk to me. After that I deleted it because the Tinder venture turned out fruitless.
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>>36514519
Women are attracted to men that have masculine physical traits. Broad shoulders and chest, tall, square jaw and sharp facial features, big wrists and hands, massive dick, etc. This is pretty universal. If you don't have these traits, you are not attractive to women.
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>>36518842
Guy A and guy B have the same exact physical and mental attributes. Guy A goes to college, works hard, gets a respectable job. He ends up getting a nice gf. Guy B decides to shut himself in the basement living off his parents and doing nothing but watch anime all day long and eating tendies.

And in the end, guy B whines on /r9k/ how it's not fair that guy A got everything handed to him for free while he himself worked so hard and tried everything.
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>>36518844
>I don't want to reveal how incapable I am of admitting not everyones life is easily fixed with minimal effort
Ftfy
I have no obligation to indulge your Reddit tier need to flaunt your armchair psychology.
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>>36518874
Without seeing it, we can only assume that you used a very shitty picture and had an awful, boring bio. Which is why no girl was interested in contacting you.

/soc/ has tinder improvement threads. Try going there for advice and tips. They'll help you set up a better profile.
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>>36518914
Funny, the post you replied to is the exact correct answer to your post.
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>>36518855
>the only way out is improving yourself.
The perpetual inability to improve yourself to a level deemed acceptable by potential partners is what defines a robot.

>inb4 lol deal with it faggot
This is why normie retards need to stay in reddit
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>>36518951
>waaaah my life is shit it can't be fixed
>okay, tell us why it can't be fixed?
>waaaah fuck you normie you will never understand my suffering

You could fix your life but you don't want to.
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>>36518751
>it's enough to make girls happy provided you know how to use it.

That's what I hear a lot but I have my doubts desu
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>>36519004
>The perpetual unwillingness to improve yourself to a level deemed acceptable by potential partners is what defines a robot.

You had a typo there. I fixed it.
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>>36518932
>"I have the mental capacity of a child and thus am incapable of discussing any thing without hyperbolic straw men"

Come back when puberty's over.
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>>36518965
>shitty picture
There are no non-shitty pictures of my face
>awful, boring bio
Maybe, I wouldn't know if it was but nice assumptions about me, I appreciate it

:^)

also

>ever recommending that shithole /soc/ to me

Fuck off.
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>>36518914
Well I'd agree that these are all traits that are deemed attractive but if women were really so brutally selective you wouldn't have manlets and dicklets. Those are in most cases descendants of people that had these undesirable traits.
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>>36519012
>>36519032
>u-ur unwilling!
>no ones life could ever be worse than mine! It's impossible that anyone could have a life no improved by my awful non-advice

Jesus fuck, get over yourself.
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>>36519021
Why don't you find out in the only reliable way? That is, to get firsthand experience. Then you will know.
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>>36519052
Why don't you get a non-shitty photo of your face? It doesn't exactly take much effort.
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>>36519012
>normie you will never understand my suffering
>You could fix your life but you don't want to.

Wow, way to prove him wrong.

You literal retard
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>>36519094
Your life obviously can't be improved for a long as you don't want to improve it and only want to wallow in self-pity.
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>>36519133
>Why don't you get a non-shitty photo of your face?
hahaha jus b attractive broh :^)))))))))))

Normalfag genocide when
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>>36519083
You need nature and nurture. A lot of manlets and dicklets probably had Chad fathers, but we're stunted from non-genetic factors. Plus, women often settle for a guy with money when they get older. That doesn't mean there's any real sexual attraction.
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>>36519133
>it doesn't exactly take that much effort
Listen to me, I am not an attractive man. That might be hard to imagine for you but it is true
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>>36519004
>The perpetual inability to improve yourself to a level deemed acceptable by potential partners is what defines a robot.
What to potential partners want? Physical attraction, a good personality and status (career, confidence, etc.) All of this is obtainable to a certain extent, and this extent is more than enough to get a gf.

Name one reason why you can't become more physically and socially attractive. EVERYONE can lose weight and get ripped. EVERYONE can be more nice, confident, interesting and charming. EVERYONE can have a better career.
And guess what, you don't need to do everything of this crap. Look at people in your social circle that have girlfriends. They're not all ripped, charming chads with amazing careers ahead. Most guys with girlfriends look average, are skinnyfat, have a "boring" (normal) personality and do nothing interesting. Still they have, often good looking and cute, girlfriends.

>inb4 lol deal with it faggot
You're not supposed to deal with the fact that no girl wants you. You're supposed to change the stuff that makes girls not wanting you.

>inb4 calling me reddit
I've probably been here longer than 90% of this thread. I used to define myself as a robot. Was a kissless beta virgin until 20 years old.
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Honestly it's because I'm terrified of being emotionally vulnerable and don't like putting myself out there. Because of that I've resorted to being alone and not letting people in because "you can't get hurt if you don't let anyone in". I've been working on that by making some friends and trying to let them in but I'm still struggling with that too. I hope I can get over my fear of getting hurt to have an actual emotional connection with another person but I guess only time will tell
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>>36519147
>as you don't want to improve it
Wow, it's almost as of your entire point is unviable without constant assumptions that validate it! Almost as if you know you're too dumb to argue with an actual human, so you just rage against the projections you have about /r9k/.
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>>36518951
I want to reveal how I can help.You're stonewalling me
You can't blame me for not being able to help your specific problem when you won't reveal your ultra-specific problem
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>>36519198
>EVERYONE can lose weight and get ripped. EVERYONE can be more nice, confident, interesting and charming. EVERYONE can have a better career.
And noone vocab rewrite the pathways that exist in their brain.
kys kthx
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>>36519104
I'm afraid of what will happen when the 'size doesn't matter (that much)' meme turns out to be a lie. Also even if I'd get lucky and find a girl that would have no problems with me being me I'd always suspect she only does it out of kindness.

Doesn't help that I'm 30. God this really sucks.
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>>36519217
If you want to improve your life, how about you stop complaining in a vague sense about how bad your life is and instead tell us?
Oh wait, then we'd all realise how pathetic you were and how easily you could solve all your issues

It's much easier to to be vague isn't it?
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>>36518542
You're fucking retarded. You're not even trying to get a gf anymore and just try to justify why you don't have one. Do you really think any girl will find this attractive? A faggot that whines about his height on 4chan?

Those things are relevant but most of it is less important than you think or can be changed through working on it.
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>>36519234
>I want to reveal how I can help.
No you don't you self import many shitstain.

You're not going to improve autism, social aptitude, emotional aptitude, or anything else that doesn't fall in the "le tendies negbeerd maymay" that your peabrain projects onto everyone who calls out your shitty, naive platitudes.
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>>36519264
Whatever you want, faggot. I honestly don't give a fuck if you'll die as a virgin with nothing but a miserable life behind you. It's what you wanted and you actively decided for.

Now kys or stop crying like a little cuck.
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>>36519279
>If you want to improve your life, how about you stop complaining in a vague sense about how bad your life is and instead tell us?
Because my life isn't going to be improved by reciting it to an underage Reddit migrant.
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>>36519348
So we're back to this?
Back to pretending that people who are socially stunted can never get better in any conceivable way? All those people who have gotten better are exceptions to the rule based on your anecdotal evidence of being you?
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>>36519291
>just try to get a GF bro
Usless normie blogpost no. 81718917171
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>>36519291
>Those things are relevant but most of it is less important than you think or can be changed through working on it.

>Dude, just grow a foot taller , bro!
>Get a more masculine face bro its easy!
>Maybe if you get a bigger dick, you'll have better chances!
>Can't you just....STOP having autism?
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>>36519352
>actively decided for.
Normie field guide: 4/24/17

The normie has no grasp of hardship beyond his own minor inconveiniences. The normie may be convinced that his own cowardice is the same reason for robots, but will refuse to entertain any other possibility. Doing so would destroy his notion of a just world and render his musings irrelevant.
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>>36519379
So we're back to this?
Back to pretending that people who are socially stunted can never be real in any conceivable way? All those people who have never gotten better are exceptions to the rule based on your anecdotal evidence of being you?
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>>36519395
Yeah, boil it down to this if you want. Truth is that you probably never tried to get a gf and rather loath in your own shitty life.

>>36519397
You have a loser mindset and that's your biggest problem. If you honestly believe that you're at your maximum level of attractiveness to the other gender (physically and personality wise) you're either retarded or deluded. You're probably not even close to it. You're fat, dress like shit and can't small talk because you spend all day alone. If you would just change that and took the balls to approach a girl you would have a gf quickly. Yes it's that fucking easy. Being a groomed, confident MAN who has the balls to approach a girl and lead a conversation puts you in front of 90% of all males. Because most men are beta cucks who act like a dumb sadboy and hope for some girl to magically safe her.
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>>36519545
>Truth is that you probably never tried to get a gf
And yet again a normie falls back on straw men after having his points outed as vacuous drivel.

I'm sensing a theme
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>>36519545
>You're probably not even close to it. You're fat, dress like shit and can't small talk because you spend all day alone.
Kill yourself.

Every single bit of """advice""" in this thread is literally
>omg just like stop being a 600 pound autistic tendies neckbeard who lives with his parents and wears fedoras with my little pony tshirts

The inability of normalshits to admit the existence of robots is the best evidence for their existence.
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>>36519508
The people who have never gotten better all have one thing in common: they never tried. They resigned themselves to being angry social outcasts.
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>>36519397
>Dude, just grow a foot taller , bro!
The biggest pussy slayers are usually below average height.
>Get a more masculine face bro its easy!
K-pop has made feminine faces cool.
>Maybe if you get a bigger dick, you'll have better chances!
No one will see it until it's too late.
>Can't you just....STOP having autism?
No. But you don't have autism, so how is this relevant?
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>>36519484
How do you not actively decide for this road? Your decision is to not improve yourself. To not lose weight, to not try to become better at talking, to not be happier.
>inb4 le depression
Shut up faggot, you don't have depression, anxiety or any of this crap. If you have a crappy life and are unhappy about it the only diagnosis is your crappy life which is a result of your decisions.

>The normie has no grasp of hardship beyond his own minor inconveiniences.
Shut the fuck up nigger. My life has been shit for the most part and I still try to make the best out of it. Parents divorced and lived with my single mom for the most part. Manlet. Glasses since I'm 8 years old. Face is average at best. Never did any team sport or hobbies as a child so I was both boring as fuck and lacked all social abilities. No friends except for 2-3 guys. NEVER dated, kissed or did anything but smalltalk (about school) with a girl. Wasted my youth playing video games and posting on 4chan. Graduated high school with average grades, dropped out of college after a year. A doctor diagnosed me with social anxiety and depression.

Then I did what a fucking man should do and improved where I can. Am I some alpha chad male with girls all over him and great cirlce of friends now? No but I fucking improved and I'm way happier and successful than a year ago.

But alright, tell me what's so fucking hard in your life. What makes a sad, special snowflake like you so special and prevents you from taking action?
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>>36519193
It's not hard to get a good photo of yourself. If you want to go all out, go to a professional. Have a photo studio do stuff like dress you up a bit, fix up your face for shoots, and then get to it.

Do you seriously think all those male models that /r9k/ is gay for are in their natural state? Not even close. They have tons of makeup and are in carefully staged shoots.
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>>36519641
>Every single bit of """advice""" in this thread is literally
>>omg just like stop being a 600 pound autistic tendies neckbeard who lives with his parents and wears fedoras with my little pony tshirts
>The inability of normalshits to admit the existence of robots is the best evidence for their existence.
I know what kind of person you and other "robots" are. Most arent the stereotype virgin neckbeard but still FAR away from reaching their potential when it comes to being nicer and looking better.

Two years ago I described myself as a robot. I wasn't fat at all, Dressed ok and looked similiar to today. Still I was unhappy and acted like a whiny faggot, just like you. Everything you guys write in this thread could be from me 1-2 years ago. Becoming happier and getting a gf is more about mindset than looks and other physical things that were given to you. If you change your mindset the physical changes will come by nature because you'll want to change.
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>>36518855
t. Unoriginal faggot
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I have a girlfriend. We've been together for 2 months and i've been to her place 20+ times (she lives alone) we're both 18 but i'm too big of a pussy to make a move. I'm scared i'll bust a nut too early and shit like that (haven't masturbated in 100+ days)
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>>36519751
So basically

>just hire a photo studio
ergo
>just be more attractive

Thanks. I'll look into that.
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>>36519703
I like you, but you're a tad bit too aggressive for my taste.
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>>36519701
>The biggest pussy slayers are usually below average height.
Im not rich

>K-pop has made feminine faces cool.
Im not Asian

>No one will see it until it's too late.
Then she'll leave and make fun of me

>No. But you don't have autism, so how is this relevant?

50% Sure I have Asperger but I do have social anxiety. Been diagnosed

>>36519676
>>36519545

I've asked out and tried to get with at least 10 women in my life. All of them said no. Don't say "hurrr ask out more" when I just disproved you wrong about us trying. Losers lose and winners win. We're the losers
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>>36519953
Christ, teen problems, really?
Just make a move, cum prematurely, laugh about it, and then do it again
Worst case scenario you have sex, best case scenario you actually enjoy having sex

If you don't, you could end up like one of the autists in this thread justifying being a virgin in their late 20s
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>>36520119
>but I do have social anxiety
"what is alcohol?" Alex
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>>36519788
This thread will die shortly, but normally you just get angry replies of "you were never a true robot".
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>>36520191
>"what is alcohol?"

>"Dude, develop Alcoholism and liver problems for pussy bro! lmao"
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>>36520191
>social anxiety is fixed by alcohol
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>>36519955
I don't know how mentally damaged you must be to think those two things are equal. It's obvious you want to be unattractive.
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>>36520239
>everyone who's ever been drunk is an alcoholic with liver problems
well that's news to me
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>>36520119
>excuses
>more excuses
>even more excuses

I'm pretty sure you're lying about the asking 10 girls out part.
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>>36520247
>dude just lie about your appearance by putting your face under a filter

Yeah, she'll really appreciate that if we ever get to dating.

also

>want to be unattractive

>implying I have a choice in the matter

I don't even have acne anymore and there's nothing left to fix
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>>36520285
He means 10 girls across his entire life, including girls over the internet and girls with boyfriends
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>>36520304
And by "asking a girl out and got rejected" it means he sent "hi" to her and got no response.
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>>36520299
>filter

Are you deliberately playing dumb? A professional photo studio will just bring out the best in you. But you obviously don't want to be your best, you want to be unattractive.
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>>36493746
Get a fucking prostitute, Autismo
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