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Feeling alone and/or empty inside? Drop an email and I'll send you letters at least twice a week on my cute world domination plans!
(Please read the first post before leaving email!)
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>>36493531
im gay i like butt dont email me
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Butts and asdfasdf
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>>36493531
Alright, so I did make a thread like this yesterday, but it 404'd since I want able to check up on it due to being in a 3+ hour walk with a neighbor...
But anyway, first things first, if you cannot reply to at least ONE of the two weekly letters I send out, PLEASE do not leave an email! I need a response to know if you're reading or not!
It's probably more effort then most of you are used to but if you can't be bothered to comment, just don't do it.
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>>36493590
Second, if you can't realize that these 'world domination' plans are only for fun and not serious, again do not bother!
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>>36493628
Third, as you can tell by the first two posts, obviously jokers but clearly immature, I cannot accept anyone under 20! Sorry!
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>>36493665
So I have to be around this time to check up once in a while, so I will be lurking! They're pretty great plans, just do you know...
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>>36493665
I hope you find someone nice to talk to anon. You seem like a decent person. Good luck.
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>>36493531
[email protected]
I'll read your emails desu
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[email protected]
Sounds cute
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>>36493729
Thank you for the email! I will add you in a minute! Please enjoy my evil ponderings!
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>>36493727
Please do not misunderstand! I already have people that read them, but I had to exclude some last time due to lack of space...
But now some spaces have opened up so I can add more!
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>>36493755
Thank you for your email! I will add you shortly!
Please enjoy my diabolical schemes!
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>>36493722
Also, I hope everyone is leaving me an ACTUAL EMAIL to send to, otherwise you will not receive them!
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[email protected]
throwaway but I'll check it and give you my real one if this isn't a scam
you sound retarded desu but I'm interested
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This shits weird but I don't get it enough to make fun of it.
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This seems kinda cute.
[email protected]
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I also messed up on something! I can only add people up to the share limit so please forget about the 404 thing!
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>>36494044
Thank you for your email! I will add you in a moment!
Please enjoy my nefarious leanings!
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>>36493989
As I've stated before, these are mostly for fun! If you want to believe the exaggeration, then I cannot stop you.
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>>36494072
You are also free to email me if you'd like!
I make no exaggeration when I say I have plenty of time on my hands...
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>>36493531
nice nowe i get to know what teh raw egg was about
[email protected]
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>>36494283
>I make no exaggeration when I say I have plenty of time on my hands...
You're a NEET? Cute!
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[email protected]
Planning world domination is pretty fun
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>>36494308
The mystery of the eggs will be revealed!! (It's honestly nothing special though!)
Thank you for your email! I will add you shortly!
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>>36494318
Yes, I am a NEET but I wouldn't exactly call it cute...
But my world domination plans sure are!
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>>36494360
Thank you for the email! I will add you shortly!
(Hopefully you read the following posts in the thread!)
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>>36494072
The key words being 'cute world domination' is your cue to not take this so seriously if I have to point it out...
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>>36493984
Pretty rude if you ask me...
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>>36494704
I can't tell if you're just fucking around or actually nuts (or both). Being intentionally retarded is fun. Being nuts is fun. Either way I'm interested.
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>>36494875
I can't tell if you actually think calling someone retarded is a compliment.
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>>36494283
Also, if for some reason I am late in getting the emails to you, please do not panic! I will sort out any unfortunate circumstances and you will still get them, though maybe behind schedule...
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>>36495179
Step right up folks! These are grade A plans if I do say so myself...
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>>36493531
>>36493590
>>36493628
>>36493665
...Is this what it's like to be an ENTP?
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>>36496046
Sorry! No cigar! I'm actually INFP!
Though I haven't taken the test in a while...So who knows!
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>>36493531
[email protected]
Thank you, Anon.
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>>36496067
Thank you for the email! I will add you shortly!
Please enjoy my malicious intent!
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>>36496432
You're very welcome, but I must also thank you for the email! I will add you shortly!
Please enjoy my immoral workings!
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To be sure, they may not be too everyone's tastes but if you'd like to stop receiving them, you can tell me at any time!
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>>36496953
But I'm not sure what it is about Sundays that makes keeping up a thread so much work! I think I'd prefer Saturdays.
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bump for evil nefarious plans to be shared
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>>36497036
Also, just so you know, the personality within the letters are a major exaggeration but all events are true!
I am a very honest evil mastermind!
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>>36497090
Aww, thank you kind Anon!
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In case anyone is wondering these are the cutest emails ever and well worth it
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>Have someone send you cute but unserious plans for world domination
It's a neat concept but how is someone supposed to reply to this? I'm pretty confused
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>>36497245
Geez, so kind! I'm very flattered!
But don't forget the evil part!
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>>36497309
Well you can reply however you want!
The events are all true so you can respond to that, it's more like the personality is unserious/ridiculous to an extent.
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>>36497413
That I can understand, kind of. Gonna take a nap then post email or maybe make an alt or something
You're pretty neat OP
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>>36497508
Thank you for the compliment!
Hopefully the thread is still around afterwards!
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>>36493531
I want in.
[email protected]
Note that the misspelling of anonymous is on purpose.
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>>36497704
Okay! Thank you for your email! I will add you shortly!
Please enjoy my heinous ideas!
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>>36495042
Acting retarded is fun. Quit being retarded. :P
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>>36497767
This was the cutest and most devious thing I've ever read, Overlord HikiNeet Chocola!
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>>36497868
Like I said before...
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[email protected]
I already have alex jones on speed dial
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>>36497941
Truly only I could have come up with such horrible plans!
Thank you for the compliment!
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>>36498018
Lighten up, kiddo. I'm sorry if it hurt you. Some of us like the self deprecating humor after all the terrible shit we've been through. I figured of all boards this was the one for it (and it usually is).
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>>36498076
>self deprecating
That's not self deprecating though.
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>>36498111
Being able to call yourself retarded when you're doing ridiculous things falls under self deprecating. This is a board for people with ruined lives, retarded is hardly an insult when used seriously.
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>>36498064
Get ready then, cause I'm about to shake him up!
Thank you for the email! I will add you shortly!
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>nobody has posted any actual emails yet
Nice try CIA, you'll have to do better than that
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>>36493531
are you gay/ a girl?
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>>36498143
*even when used seriously.
For example, posts like this exist on the worksafe cooking board, a pretty laid back place.
">>8848462
it's an ingredient to a sandwich you faggot
oh wait you have nothing to contribute so you'll just share how much of a shitgobbling fuckslinger you are"
Jesus, how long have you been here? Take it with a grain of salt, man.
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>>36498143
It's not self deprecating if you call someone else retarded. That's not calling yourself retarded, that's being told you're retarded. You're fucking retarded.
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>>36493567
hop kocum sen ne ayak?
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>>36498209
That's the spirit! I was hoping you'd catch on. This is 4chan. Retard. :D
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>>36496335
>these posts
>introverted
get the FUCK out you attention whore roastie
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>>36498106
Thank you for the email! I will add you shortly!
I have to start thinking of more original comments!
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Hello EchoDuplication. The concept you have proposed sounds intriguing. Unfortunately, I will most likely abstain from providing my E-Mail address as your speech patterns appear to be rather annoying, and would likely provide no emotional merit for me.
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>>36493531
CHOCOLA!
hi Chocola~ it's Anon E'mouse
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>>36498209
He's right you fucking roastie
No one should be playing along with your shitty hug box of a game
Fucking disgusting, I would shit down your throat at the first opportunity
Fucking disgusting, women and cucks have ruined this fucking board
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36493531
[email protected]
Will happily reply
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[email protected]
Its my fake mail with a fake name. Im skeptical about this, but will give it a try
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>>36498470
Another anon said that and she lost her shit on him
Careful of being skeptical
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>>36498364
Hi, Anon E'mouse!
It's certainly nice to see familiar faces (names)!
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>>36498414
Thank you for your email! I'll add you shortly!
Please enjoy them!
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>>36498538
The only thing I can be accused of is removing people who don't reply.
It's very easy to spread rumors Anon.
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>>36498470
It's just a little roleplay. Join up! It's cute and fun!
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>>36498581
I went around my neighborhood like a mormon and tried to get people to sign up
The police didn't seen to like that
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>>36498470
Thank you for giving it a chance! I will add you shortly!
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>>36498789
The police, always getting in the way!
Truly a shame. Can't they see we're just trying to enrich lives?!
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>TFW am one of the people that posted here
>Have no intention of replying to any email I get
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>>36498904
You're a meanie!
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>>36498904
>>36498954
you a a meanie , I ree in your general direction!
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>>36498699
And not putting rudeposters on the list, I wouldn't do that either thoughbitch
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>>36498984
Nu you >:3
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>>36498904
I'm sorry to say this, but every week I get rid of the ones who don't reply so...
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>>36499085
w-what if i get lost and can't reply for a week?
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>>36493531
>tfw legit considering posting my email here so I can hear some queers world domination plans
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>>36498997
Thank you for your email! I will add you shortly! Please enjoy them!
I'm also running out of pictures!!
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>>36499085
Yes, but you're going to waste time sending me at least one email that I won't even read.
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>>36499147
I'm not sure! I don't think there's any way around it though. I'm pretty strict on the response thing...
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>>36499229
It's fun! Do eet
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>>36499245
I didn't waste time since I already wrote the ones I just sent.
But since you put it that way, I'll have no choice but to delete the ones who didn't at least send me a return letter today so that Monday's letter won't be wasted.
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>>36499284
w-what if i reply and say that i was stuck in a hole, w-would there be a chance
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>>36499333
I mean it does sound fun. Fuck it you miss 100% shots you dont take.[email protected]
If it turns out to be a shame ill just make another email.
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>>36499413
ps , i get stuck in holes often , d-deu
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>>36493531
well OP is gonna send goatse isn't he
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>>36499432
If you get stuck in a hole for a week and you tell me about it then maybe...
But only that one time!
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>>36493531
You can add me pls too :)
[email protected]
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>>36499414
Thank you for your email! I'll add you shortly!
Please enjoy my spiteful shenanigans!
Here's an unrelated picture of a maid cleaning!
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>>36499521
o-ok , i thankyou for the pass. i will have to not get stuck in to many holes from now on.
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>>36499578
Thank you for your email! I'll add you shortly!
Please enjoy my malignant plans!
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>>36499596
That would surely make my life easier...
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So please everyone who left an email, if you don't want to be deleted, send at least an email today in response to the letters I sent you!
I may start to close up shop soon.
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>>36499952
a-am I too late?
r9kthrowaway(at)email.com
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The no degeneracy
>I just want to see my overlords feet
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>>36500107
I'll officially announce when I'm through so no, you're not late!
I will add you shortly!
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>>36500206
I am sorry Anon, but my evil plans can only be expressed with those pure at heart!
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It would be something fun to read when I go through my webcomics each week.
esant313 at gmail. Com
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>>36499838
I wish for that, i shall avoid holes attentively
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>>36499643
Thanks i got it :)
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>>36500274
Thank you for the email! I'll add you shortly!
Just remember to respond!
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>>36500388
You are very welcome! I hope you enjoy them!
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[email protected]
I love to break it to you though, I'm going to take over the world
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>>36500979
Friendly competition, eh? Well alright then!
You will be receiving the letters shortly! Let's see who can outdo the other, shall we?
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Okay, I think that should be it for the day! Again thank you all got the emails! Be sure to send one today so I know not to delete you!
It pains me to do it, but at least some have enjoyed reading them!
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