>tried to cut my own hair >fucked it up >have to go

Fix it by just shaving the whole thing super short

unless you have a weird shaped head

wear a cap and buy a hair clipper while you're out, also post a picture

>>36487867
>tried to extract my own teeth
>fucked it up
>gotta go to the hairdresser tomorrow

>>36487867
Just shit yourself at the Dentist and leave abruptly. Worked at the barbers.

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>tried to cook my own dinner
>fucked it up
>have to go to the accountant tomorrow

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>>36487867
The dentist doesn't care, my dude!
Forgetaboutit

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>>36487867
>tried to wash my own clothes
>fucked it up
>have to watch television later on

>>36487867
just do a good job of brushing your teeth before going anon

>>36487867
wear a hat you dumb nigger

i swear you niggers

>>36488488
But his dentist will be inside, you can't wear hats indoors. Thats against the rues

>>36487867
unless you cut a swastika in your hair or some shit literally nobody will care

you're not in for a job interview you're just going to the dentist, they don't care so long as they get paid

They'll probably laugh at you in the staff room afterwards but so what

>>36488477

That's like mopping before the maid arrives. What's the fucking point?

>>36488619
No it's like showering before going to a hooker.

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Goddamn it guys help me. I look like a deformed kiwi. My hair is uneven and I don't even know what the back of my head looks like. It's probably worse than the front.

People are going to think I'm a fucking mental patient

>>36488619
if she cant bear the stench shes more likely to stab you on "accident"

>>36488761
plspls post a pic. just shave it bald and say youre a buddhist