Why not join the military? It will give you the tools to change

File: IMG_0539.png (181KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 600x600px

>>36481735
Yes goy die for shlomo goldstein. All apart of the plan.

File: based kim il sung.jpg (412KB, 1527x1080px) Image search: [Google]

412KB, 1527x1080px

>>36481735
LOL

Americans, I know for a fact y'all are not ready to take this L

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP65fGUKZkM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0ZTmkeHpeQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCnaX2PVxFY

>>36481735
>Why not join the military?
>It will give you the tools to change into a better person.
Too weak
I will die soon

It would be a demotion for me, I am already a civ for the air force
btw the military guys dont do shits its all contractors and civs (even most civs are lazy bums)

>>36481735
I dunno, being a tech guy sound pretty comfy
But even basic training might be too much for a skellington like me

I have a small cock and all of the other men would laugh at me in the barracks/shower. Too risky, id rather remain where i am

File: 1492223257353.png (71KB, 1240x1256px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 1240x1256px

>>36481812
We could take on Russia, China, and NK all at the same time. Our carrier strike groups give us worldwide power projection.

Plus we have NATO.

File: yung nasrallah.png (109KB, 500x540px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 500x540px

>>36481977
>being this delusional

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlpagxWhwJE

>>36481735
I would, but I can't.

Diagnosed with depression

>>36481735
Because I'm almost a wizard. You tell me what branch will take a nearly 30-year-old KHV with no references. I'd be using a fucking walker to get around the ship. Jesus.

>>36481735
>Why not join the military?
already did, leaving tomorrow for basic
>It will give you the tools to change into a better person.
no it won't, if you join for anything other than selfish reasons, you're a moron

no it won't; fuck off shill

>>36482285

The recruitment cutoff is like 35 yo. You still got a chance, but fuck that military shit, it turns a lot of people worse than they were. Then again it turns them into better people too, so, 50/50 shot.

>>36482467
What do you tell people who ask why you join? I'm joining for selfish personal reasons but I feel I need to be all "muh patriotism muh country" when people ask why I join.

>>36482777
nice get

I've only had to answer that once, and i just said "because i feel like it's something i need to do" and that's the same bullshit answer everybody gives whether they believe it or not.

I tired and was rejected and there's no way it could happen for me now.

>>36482809
Ah, that's good.
I'm planning on joining Army. You?

File: 1446555648068.jpg (58KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 450x450px

>>36482809
>>36482467
Youre a faggot who isnt even a booter yet. Dont talk like you know things.

>>36481735
Already did. Out now and using Gi Bill to pay for school. Best decision of my life.

>voluntarily contributing to the military-industrial complex
fag

>>36482832
Army, yeah

>>36482880
exactly what is it that i'm claiming to know, nigger

enlighten us

>>36482920
Nice. What's your MOS? You should have one picked one by now.

>>36482936
12b

Planning to blow out my knees before applying my high ASVAB scores to something more technical.

>>36482920
>exactly what is it that i'm claiming to know, nigger
>no it won't, if you join for anything other than selfish reasons, you're a moron
You're a moron
Humble yourself real quick otherwise youre gonna get your ass beat

>>36483061
beat my ass and call me sara, i don't give a fuck, the reward is the same whether or not your trick yourself into thinking it matters

>>36482241
just lie
originally

File: 1484271918460.png (46KB, 572x685px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 572x685px

>>36483127
Youre 100% wrong and youre two stoopid to know it.
First off being miserable for 4 years vs having fun with friends for 4 years are 2 completely different things.
Second everything that happens in the mil is based around if people like you. If youre a faggot litle shithead you arent going to advance or get sent to cool schools. IN that same vain when you decide to change MOS if youre dislikde your paperwork will continue to get "misplaced".
Basically if you want to have fun, make more money and go to cool schools stop acting like a smart mouth and stay quiet.
Third youre acting like you are a vet already in reality you havent even been to boot yet. How do you know you dont give a fuck? The fact is you dont. Stop acting like a snobby little kid.

>>36482999
You lucky bastard I wanted to do that or M1 Armor crewman but my COM score was off by ONE FUCKING POINT

>>36481977
I too believe we can drive a carrier on land across Russia and China

>>36483199
First off, i only have a 3 year contract. You're assuming i'm going to piss and moan the entire time, why? That the exact opposite of my attitude. I've had nothing but a pleasant experience with everyone i've met, except the MEPS doctors. Going through this with a casual attitude is the way to go. I see these kids acting like we're about to storm the beaches and they look miserable. We're here to do a job and be a team. It's better to be casual about it where it counts instead of projecting this false sense of bravado the entire time.

>youre acting like you are a vet
no i'm just relaying my experiences and attitudes because an anon asked

>How do you know you dont give a fuck?
Because we're likely to be deployed for bullshit like taking down Assad, i don't care about that and i'm not going to pretend i do.

File: i like the way this sucks.jpg (6KB, 253x164px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 253x164px

This thread reminds me of the likely huge disconnect between posters and lurkers on /r9k/m, I imagine many of you are misguided mixed-race kids who just hang out here because you don't have anything else to do late at night in your suburb

I can imagine a few of you actually living your lives inspired by a thread like this to join the army. Sad!

>>36483324
That sucks, anon, what else are you looking at? I pretty much had everything i wanted open to me but 12b had the 3 year and seemed like an interesting job. Plus my uncle was a 12b during desert storm and said it was awesome

>>36481735
I fucking did. I was a neet pre-USMC, and now I'm a neet post-USMC I just have fucked up legs and even less reasons to live.

File: i wish it would suck more.jpg (36KB, 292x213px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 292x213px

>>36483388
and just to be a bit of a completionist, have another panel

>>36483395
12b here stationed in fort hood. You're in for a huge wake up call if you get stationed here. Our job sucks.

>>36483388
I'm the 12b anon, i'm white, 20yo, been NEET for 4 years.

>>36483450
Why do say that? Because of the PT?

>>36483395
It does, but It's not the end of the world. 11B is always an option BUT I've recently been looking into desk jobs to be honest, because I want to make a career out of the Army if possibly. 42A would be cool; it's what my dad and it worked out for me. 35P would also be sweet but I'm told it rarely has openings. 68G and 25L are also jobs I'm interested in. I was wondering it it's possible to switch jobs somewhere down the line? Like, if I did 11b for the set contract can I reclassify into, say, 42a or how does that work?

>>36483450
>fort hood
stay safe

>>36483388
>misguided mixed-race kids
Where the hell do you get that?

>>36483512
If whites are a minority in the US they might just be a minority on 4chan too, who truly knows

File: 1476767736621.png (299KB, 680x598px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 680x598px

>>36483361
>You're assuming i'm going to piss and moan the entire time, why?
I never said that.
> It's better to be casual about it where it counts instead of projecting this false sense of bravado the entire time.
Except you arent being casual at all that why i said what i said.
>no i'm just relaying my experiences and attitudes because an anon asked
This is my point, You have absolutely 0% experience. The meps doctor fingering your butthole doesnt count for shit.
>i don't care about that and i'm not going to pretend i do
Again, once your in your attitude will change i gurantee it and again if it doesnt your going to get shit on all day.>>36483491
Youre making a mistake. Most of those are complete ass. If you wanna get ahead in the mil you need to take a tough job most people cant do. Either something in Cyber war with a high asvab requirement or go Green Beret.

>>36483475
Eh yeah I hate pt but it's there to keep you sustained not really improve.

It's probably my company but I deal with a lot of toxic leadership and laziness. We hardly train and just get stuck with shitty details all the time. Red cycle is horrible.

I'd say 90% of e1-e5 in my battalion would not reenlist cause of how terrible it gets at times.

File: sdfgsdfg.jpg (31KB, 230x300px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 230x300px

>>36481735
hahahaha

I want to kill myself but I'm not going to die for shlomo.

Joining the military is the ultimate cuck action. Literally becoming a slave to shlomo.

>>36483555
What do you mean they're complete ass. You're saying if I do something like 42A I can't get ahead? What? Are you in the military? If so, what branch and what do you do? Why do think I'm making a mistake?

>>36483491
I dunno, ask you recruiter because it's largely unclear to me. I was told you could re-enlist with another MOS but it doesn't sound like they like you to do that. Probably because they need to retrain you.

>>36483555
>You have absolutely 0% experience
I have more experience than the vast majority of people. Dealing with recruiters and MEPs is a huge step for people and it's the least talked about thing. Stop acting like i'm larping here
>your in your attitude will change i gurantee it
No it will not. I can certainly get psyched about getting deployed but not about some objective truth

>>36483569
That sucks, anon. What's "red cycle"

File: 1402120913106.jpg (74KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 720x960px

Shitty people tend to stay shitty. Only decent people that need motivation become better people.

>>36483626
>42A
http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/browse-career-and-job-categories/administrative-support/human-resources-specialist.html
The picture is a dead giveaway of what itll be like.
Filled with women and stupid minorities. Youre a secretary. Look at the low asvab score requirement.
Again you need to choose a hard job. This leads to
>faster advancement
>large re-sign bonuses
>more respect and anonymity from everyday mil bullshit
Didnt you say you scored high on the asvab and every job was open to you?

I already said I did 4 in the navy as an OS. Got out in 2014. The game doesnt change. Choose a better job that isnt for fat women.

>>36483648
>No it will not. I can certainly get psyched about getting deployed but not about some objective truth
If you are deployed and start getting shot at youre minf will change very quickly. Again youre talking like a stupid 18year old douche. Everyones mind and opinions change as they age.

>>36483700
>General Technical (GT) : 100, Clerical (CL) : 90
Is that really a low ASVAB requirement? Hmmm.
>Didnt you say you scored high on the asvab and every job was open to you?
Nope. Don't believe I did. So what kind of job should I oo for? Nothing specific, give me a general direction for reference. Because one of my buddies is enlisted as a paralegal and he's doing pretty well.

>>36483700
>Didnt you say you scored high on the asvab and every job was open to you?
no that was me

>Everyones mind and opinions change as they age
I'm not fresh out of school, nor am i a sheltered person. You really don't know what you're talking about. Stick to boating, navy boy

>>36483769
>You really don't know what you're talking about
Except I do
>Stick to boating, navy boy
Good one. As if you even have the right to talk shit when again you arent even a booter yet and if you arent fresh out of school then youre a loser. That implies youve tried other things and failed and now youre falling back on the mil. Youre gonna fail most likely and when you do I want you to think back to this conversation.

>>36483761
>is enlisted as a paralegal and he's doing pretty well.
Define pretty well.
I made E-5 in 3 years and I came in as an E-2. I got out with 35,000 in my savings. Thats pretty well.

What did you get on the asvab dude?

>>36482916

>>military-industrial complex

most people who use this phrase can't even give a coherent explanation as to what exactly it is

>>36483848
You mean my AFQT?
56, if that's the case. Which is about average..going by my line scores I'm pretty even across the board, missing most of the really good jobs by 1 - 5 points, damn it.

>>36483848
Yeah i'm a currently a NEET and i'm sure that's going to piss you off, friend.
>Youre gonna fail most likely
What a great attitude you have. Probably why you only did 4 years

it continues to amaze me how self righteous some veterans can be

File: 1bc.jpg (68KB, 533x585px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 533x585px

>>36483897
pic related is what it is

Now go die for schlomo you cuck

>>36483952
>Yeah i'm a currently a NEET and i'm sure that's going to piss you off, friend.
It doesnt piss me off at all. Why would it?

>What a great attitude you have.
mine was. Thats why ive been telling you yours isnt.

>Probably why you only did 4 years
Are you that stupid youre implying I was forced out or what?
I chose to get out and get free college. That was always my plan. And if you werent half retarded youd see I wrote I was an E-5 at 3 years. I could have easily stayed in if I chose to and been an E-6 in 3 more years. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about and its starting to get embarrassing.

>>36483951
>56
Oh fuck thats horrible dude. No offense but you dont even qualify for any of the jobs i was thinking of.

>>36484060
>Oh fuck thats horrible
Thanks. I'll take what I can get and try and make something out of it. What's important is I qualify for what I wanted.

>>36484082
That job still sucks man
There has to be a better option.
I mean unless sitting in a room all day with other dumbasses sorting through paperwork sounds good to you. If it does than youre set.

>>36484060
What attitude do you imagine i have, friend? You're very upset seemingly because i'm just not pretending we're on a holy crusade here

>>56
>Oh fuck thats horrible dude
i saw some retard get a waiver for his ASVAB because he couldn't get the minimum score, 56 is average

>>36484132
I mean, ideally I want to do 11B, but the last thing I want is to get put out of commission and then forced out the military, you know? And on top of that, what about transferable skills? At least I can get a desk job once I get out. My dad served almost 10 years in the CG as a Yeoman and he said it was the most fun he had. Hell, if I knew how to swim I would have attempted to enlist in either that or the Navy.

How do you feel about Cryptologic Linguist, by the way? I hear it's a pretty rare job and the fact that I qualify for it makes me feel a bit elevated.

>>36484060
>E5 at 3 years
Ya, probably a fuckin liar. 3 years is the waiver minimum TIS. Either you're a super soldier who put everything he had into the army (and if you were why would you not reinlist) or you're a piece of shit who acts like he surved

>>36484198
Our company had 40 people chartered out for stress fractures during basic, if you have bitch bones then you probably won't make it. Don't get me wrong, every single person I know came out of that hell whole with shin splints but they heal pretty fast so it's all about overcoming the pain. Also don't go 11 Bravo

>>36484234
*chaptered

>>36481735
I have asthma and scoliosis, pair that with being 30 pounds underweight and eyes sensitive to most environments, I'd never make it past the applying booth.

>>36484261
It's called MEPS and ya with something like scoliosis there's no way they'll let you join

>>36484234
What the hell? Charted out? What does that mean? Did come back and finish atleast? I've no illusions to uphill climb of basic training, I've been trying to meet the minimum requirement for passing before hand in the hope that I won't look like too much of an ass. Do you have a problem with 11B? A horror story, perhaps?

>>36484156
>56 is average
right, horrible
You cant qualify for any good jobs with that exactly because its average.

>because i'm just not pretending we're on a holy crusade here
I never said that, you just came off as arrogant and above it all when you said
>no it won't, if you join for anything other than selfish reasons, you're a moron

>I mean, ideally I want to do 11B, but the last thing I want is to get put out of commission and then forced out the military, you know?
We arent at war yet so chances are you wont get hurt
And if you get forced out then you get disability for the rest of your life from the army. You kind of DO want that.

> transferable skills
Complete meme
You get to go to college for free ocne youre out and can completely re invent your self. Just have fun and get out with a full bank account and a bright future.

>Cryptologic Linguist
I dont know enough about it to be accurate.

>Hell, if I knew how to swim I would have attempted to enlist in either that or the Navy.
Jesus christ go take fucking swimming lessons at the Y dude.

>>36484200
Learn to read you moron. I was NAVY.
Come in as E-2
Get rated.
9 months later make E-3
6 months later elligble for E-4 test
Make it
1 year later elligible to test for E-5
Make it
Stop posting anytime.
I focused on advancing for exactly the reason that I was getting out. Wanted to save as much money as I could. Thats exactly why i had 35 grand.

File: 1488228012103.jpg (85KB, 437x458px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 437x458px

>>36484200
Getting your 5 can be pretty easy in the Army if you have an MOS with low points. I'm a shitbag and have to actively avoid getting my P status. Only been in for a little more than 3 years.

>>36484318
meant for >>36484198

>I mean, ideally I want to do 11B, but the last thing I want is to get put out of commission and then forced out the military, you know?
We arent at war yet so chances are you wont get hurt
And if you get forced out then you get disability for the rest of your life from the army. You kind of DO want that.

> transferable skills
Complete meme
You get to go to college for free ocne youre out and can completely re invent your self. Just have fun and get out with a full bank account and a bright future.

>Cryptologic Linguist
I dont know enough about it to be accurate.

>Hell, if I knew how to swim I would have attempted to enlist in either that or the Navy.
Jesus christ go take fucking swimming lessons at the Y dude.

>be neet
>join Marine Corps
>gain confidence
>learn leadership
>get gf
>get married
>have a kid
>E-5
>have house, free healthcare, ass load of other benifets

I've had 3 MOS's about to get a 4th being a combat instructor.

Also you don't have to join because of "muh patriotism". Personally I hate most people and could care less about protecting them. The people you serve with make it worth it.

>>36484312
11B is just a shit MOS is all. If you want a chill job I suggest most aviation, if you want a fast rank go intelligence, if you want to be shit on constantly go 88 Mike. I ment chaptered out, when you get hurt they kick you out of basic

>>36484318
>I never said that, you just came off as arrogant and above it all
I do think i'm above a lot of the bullshit you're on about. I do not buy into the military as a mission in and of itself. I'm into it as a job that i will preform to the best of my ability, that's what i've said here.

>>36484382
this guy gets it

>>36484261
Asthma is an automatic disqualifier. Sorry anon.

uhm no thanks i dont have the energy for that stuff

>>36484382
>jumps MOS's
>permanent TDI
>brags about it
Ok shitbag

>>36484378
>the Y
The what? Yeah, a big reason why I'm trying to enlist is to see more of the world beyond where I live. I don't...really get out much.

>You get to college for free once your out
Yeah, I heard about that. Thing is I have no goal, no passion, no motivation so I have no idea what the fuck I'd go to school for.

>We aren't at war so you wont get hurt
That's even worse, what do you do in that case? If I am to join 11B I'm doing it for one very specific reason.

>>36484451
He can hide the asthma, he can't hide the scoliosis

>>36484478
>shitbag
I pick up staff next year kiddo. Supply my first 3 then went into infantry, the other is marksmanship coach/instructor which is an alternate MOS. Combat instructor is a b-billet MOS.

>>36484434
Is something wrong with 88M?
Sadly I don't qualify for aviation and I missed the mark for most intel jobs by TWO FUCKING points.

I hope I don't get chaptered out of basic. Really you saw that many people leave though?

>>36484435
>I'm into it as a job that i will preform to the best of my ability, that's what i've said here
Ths what you say now. You are completely missing my point. Its the fact you said anything. You have no idea and no right to cast any judgement whatsoever yet. The fact you even agreed with >>36484382
shows my exact point. You dont know if hes right or wrong. Youre in no position to make a call one way or the other.
Even so he is right. Thats not the point.

>>36484496
>The what? Yeah, a big reason why I'm trying to enlist is to see more of the world beyond where I live. I don't...really get out much.
YMCA you nerd. The navy would be eorfect then. I did 2 deployements to SE Asia area. Spend 3 months in Tokyo doing a hulls wap and it was literally the best 3 months fo my life. Feasted on food and got hammered nearly every single night.

>Thing is I have no goal, no passion, no motivation so I have no idea what the fuck I'd go to school for.

You got 3-4 years to figure that out. PLus you can take free classes while youre in if you want to test the waters with TA(Tuition assiatance)

>That's even worse, what do you do in that case? If I am to join 11B I'm doing it for one very specific reason.
nearly nothing. havent you ever been in the /k/ meg threads???
11B wont do shit. You paint rocks and sweep dirt. The only way youll see action now is if you get super lucky and get attached to an ODA. Or obviously if you join the ODA by being a billy badass.

>>36481735
I was still an autistic virgin when I made E-6, so "tools to change me" my ass.

>>36484570
>You are completely missing my point
no i am rejecting the point, genius
>no right to cast any judgement
do what now? are you that personally offended?
>You dont know if hes right or wrong
i know that he's a marine with far more experience than you, and come to think of it, the marine i know has a very similar attitude

goodnight, boat boy, i have a plane to catch tomorrow.

>>36484570
>You pain rocks and sweep dirt
Haha I heard about the problem. I wanted to join 11B on the off chance I might see some action because that's what 11B's do. I don't want a combat role if all it means is janitorial duty, you know?

I'm in the army AMA. Also it's a terrible decision for robots and the recruiters making these threads need to stop

>>36484644
First, what do you do?
Second, how long have you been in?
Third, why do you feel the joining the military is a bad decision for robots?
Lastly, do you enjoy what you do?

>>36484630
>no i am rejecting the point, genius
No again youre missing it

>i know that he's a marine with far more experience than you, and come to think of it, the marine i know has a very similar attitude
IM agreeing with him to. But i have the right to and you dont. Thats my point.

>do what now? are you that personally offended?
Yep and if we met on my cruiser id drag you into a fan room and choke you out fag so be glad we didnt meet.

>>36484633
Again, it only means that now. If war kicks off it wont be that way. And again if youre a bad ass then go all the way and be a ranger or green beret but il tell you right now you better be a chad in hiding. You gotta be 100% stud r else youre gonna fail out.
Also
Ive swept water while its raining before. It sucks but whatever.

>>36484557
88M is truck driver bub. And I don't mean aviation as in actually piloting. I mean aviation maintenance or servicing, if you do repairer you can be a crew chief and eventually flight engineer which means if you pick a bird that has any room on it you fly with the bird at all times. It's a badass gig especially since you man the door gun, not to mention if you go 160th that means it's a fucking minigun you'll operate

>>36483450
>legs exist in 2017
Lmao breh. Also combat eng is sick why don't you like it

File: 1487862583558.png (939KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

939KB, 1000x1000px

>>36484675
>Yep and if we met on my cruiser id drag you into a fan room and choke you out fag so be glad we didnt meet.
boat boy

>>36483491
Switching mos is something you can do after your first contract. Your first reenlistment you're given a choice between duty station and reclassing. Normally duty station comes with a larger bonus. Your recruiter will tell you you can reclassing after a year but it literally never ever happens. It's like saying "yes you CAN win 150 million with a lottery ticket".

>ITT dumbasses who picked hard MOS's because they sound cool
My best friend picked Bradley Driver and hasn't even touched a Bradley since AIT

>>36484633
Don't listen to that crap. Any job you'll pick you will always be cleaning something or being treated like shit. Once you get promoted enough times you just make the new guys clean everything. Even if you have a slim chance of seeing combat you'll still be doing cool shit. It won't seem cool at the time but when you're drinking with your buddies laughing about a shitty field op or deployment youll know it was worth it.

>>36481735
guys how do I get in psyops?

>>36484663
Airborne 13b (artillery), its not too bad. I'd definitely choose a technical job if i could go back in, like anything 35/25 series.

Almost 3 years now. Long enough i think i can give a fair opinion.

It's just not a line of work designed for real robots. The Army is very social and if you have issues being a failed chad(90% of the military) then you really won't thrive. You'll also get put on every shit detail because none of the leadership will really like you.
Overall it's just normie central.

Airborne is pretty fucking sweet though, so i'd definitely recommend that to anybody interested.

>>36484837
Would also like to know this, or how to get into experimental shit. I would pilot an Evangelion, take all the lsd, replace my skin with scales, graft gills onto my throat. As long as the check clears i don't care

>>36484633
11b is way overstrengthed, and if you do deploy which is unlikely if no more wars start, you will just be mopping dirt and filling sandbags downrange.

i literally can't
self harm scars are a suicidal tendency, i would get turned away unless there were a draft

>>36484920
ask Alex Jones for advice

>>36484941
...not exactly. I have what look like self harm scars but I've got an appointment for Meps/

>>36484382
are you that fat nco that yells to sound off in formation runs and then falls out 1/4 of the way through?

>>36484941
the liasons at MEPS actually see scars as a form of courage. Realistically only really fat people are turned away at screening.

>>36484937
In the USMC grunts are undermanned. We have E-3 as squadeaders. Promotions are a lot easier and "deployments" are 6 months on 15 months off. Mainly getting put on navy ships to sail to a whole bunch of different countries. It's not too bad.

>>36484941
>>36484982
yeah i also got through with a consult, just insist they're from something else and don't bring them up if you don't have to

>>36485000
>tfw I intially wanted to join the marines, but father had a fit.
It's a miracle he came around to the army.

>>36484982
>>36484999
>>36485011
really? my thighs and one of my arms are pretty much more scar tissue than skin, that wouldn't be concerning to them? there is almost no way i could argue them to be anything else. would i have to give an honest explanation? if i got turned away, how would i explain it to my parents?

>>36485000
fair enough, should've specified for army. Don't know too much bout the corps

>>36485053
That was the other dude. I was just letting you know what's on the other side. Still shitty most of the time.

>>36485036
oh then nevermind, i just had some stress marks, if you're grated like that then there's no way

>>36485036
You could just say you were abused which is true in my case, however. Mine are on my arm and are very faint.

>>36485036
They'll take anyone. This isn't silicon valley it's a place to be sent to your death from.

>>36485036
Pics!


originalio

>>36485146
i had thought about that but isn't that something they would investigate? my relationship with my parents is by no means good but i don't want to get them into any trouble. the ones on my legs are fairly faint, but they still protrude from the rest of my skin. my arm is, it's just fucked.
>>36485146
>>36485187
i am conflicted

>>36485225
Unless your a minor they wouldn't really investigate if that's what you're worried about. You could say it was an uncle or relative or just make something up...or you could be honest and see what comes of it. You first step would be to come up with something, meet up with a recruiter and see what happens.

>>36485195
ehhhhh
arm is fucked all up and down, with a few burns thrown in there. a lot of the scars sort of merge together into one big patch of retard. legs are a bit less obvious, but there are a few deep ones that protrude and a very blatant etching of the word fag lol.

>>36481735

when i joined the army i wanted to shoot shit the fuck up, got fucked picking an MOS, ended up an alcoholic going to rehab and now im just left on empty

deep down inside of this pit i call a man when i look myself in the mirror, all i see is an adrenaline junkie and a dopamine fiend waiting for a violent death, and this will never change because it is hard-wired into my soul, almost as if i knew from a very young age it was going to be this way no matter how hard i tried to change it

you will not become a better person, you will just realize that life is not as complex as you think it is, and that whatever you do from leaving the military onwards is going to pale in comparison unless you thrust yourself back into dangerous endeavors through some profession that confronts fatal events

there is no honor or glory to be had, it's a job where people are treated like shit, go to places for no reason and wait for nothing and then they die

if you want glory go audition for american idol

I am a medic in the army, been in for just over a year. It blows but certain jobs are better than others. As one of 3 medics in my company of 200+ people, I never get put on bitch-details, and if I do them voluntarily I still do them less than others but actually look like a good soldier for it. I am in an MP company and can tell you a bit about the MOSs we have here and how they enjoy their jobs:

42A (fat female secretary who probably has painted on eyebrows and is the company bicycle): works from 0530 to 2100 every day, has a clusterfuck of paperwork to deal with because people fill the shit out wrong no matter how much guidance she gives them
mechanics: various types of mechanics in my company, all do the same thing - work on vehicles. They work well past when everyone else leaves and don't really know what they're doing, so everything in our motor pool is always broken. This is the MOS that all the niggers sign up for. They all smell like black and milds and hate their job.
31B/MP: they say that MP actually stands for "multi-purpose" because they like to pretend they're not POGs and can do an infantryman's job, but that is a crock of shit. They drink the kool-aid regarding their MOS, but simultaneously hate it. They're all retarded and dickheads.
25 series/Comms: Their only real job is to pretend to know what they're doing with radios they've received no training on and to figure out how top fucked up his computer this week. They hate their job and are a bunch of nerds, but not the acceptable kind, the kind that watch DBZ abridged and think they're hilarious for quoting family guy thrice per minute
supply: dickheads, but at least fun dickheads
74D/CBRN: the kind of people you would expect to sign up for 3 years of breathing in noxious chemicals in a job that hasn't been necessary since the end of the cold war
68w/medics: we don't do shit but everyone respects us for obvious reasons. In garrison our primary job duty is to hand out bandaids to retards;

>>36485463
pretty accurate

I've enjoyed every day I've been in the Army but I don't know anyone else who can say that and I wouldn't suggest it to anyone. I think it can do a lot of good for some robots though.

>>36485522
>it's another guy who hands out Motrin acts super smug and thinks he's a badass episodes

File: blasting cap.jpg (566KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

566KB, 1600x1600px

>>36485743
>he's never saved someone's life by cutting a hole in their throat

>>36481764
You're a scrawny faggot, aren't you?

>>36481735
Already did and I'm freaking the fuck out because I leave in 2 days
If I fail basic I'm just going to kill myself

>>36481977
we *are NATO

>>36486061
which branch are you joining?

>>36486018
And neither have you lmao. You cut sombodies throats in the 1 month you've been at your unit? Most medics I know are fucking worthless and don't know their jobs. That's why they make combat mos's go through cls like every 3 months so that we can save ourselves.
There's always that high speed 68w spc you can count on though

>>36486061
I'm not going to say it's easy because when you're in it it sucks. But looking back parts of it were kinda fun. You'll be fine, unless you don't get any sleep like our cycle did then it's a little worse

>>36486266
a guy got shot in the jaw at the range and I had to cric him, believe it if you want to m8

your CLS class is taught by medics so believe whatever you want to

>>36481735
I'm only 5'6".

>>36486331
I didn't know they stacked shit that high

I'm going to be enlisting in the Army in a week.

Just been spending two months working out hardcore and getting my ass in shape, eating right.

I'd like to be a 19kilo (crew member of m1 abrams tanks) and my in-law who is an officer (been at it for 9 years, god bless that man) says I should be able to do it. It's what he does, too.

Only need an ASVAB of 87 and my preliminary scores are coming out around 100 because I've been studying and shoring up knowledge for a while now.

>>36486610
the only problem is if the job isn't available, plus tank drivers are cool and all but most are manlet rednecks who don't actually drive tanks because it's expensive and they're not especially necessary in today's battles.

Most combat arms MOSs are in reality just janitors currently. Instead of crossed rifles, the infantry should sport crossed mops.

>>36486654
*shrug*
I don't really mind, if I can't I can't and I'll take whatever else I could get.

Still gonna do it though.

>>36484555
Former 0341 Sgt with 3 deployments here. You sound like a faggot boot fuck, and I'm sure your marines hate you

>>36486748

lolno, 4 years is a long time for you to realize you fucked up and should've taken an MOS you wanted, believe me i picked 19k and 11b and ended up with some 'needs of the army shit' because i didn't know what the fuck i was doing at the time, and i was on my own

i should've just waited the additional 9 months, i would've even taken a deployment to kuwait over being stuck in garrison for 4 fucking years playing with my dick

>>36486331

5'7 here, i started off at 113 lbs at basic, after AIT i was around 147 lbs, went from wearing a small-short to a medium-regular because i was mesomorph as fuck, my other buddy whom is 5'7 was 161 lbs cut and lean around the same time, and by the time i got out i was 155 lbs but now im like 140 again because i drink vodka like a fish

>>36486327

this reminds me of a story about some dude that was being teased by an LT for a good year and then he lost his shot at the range and pointed an M240 with a loaded belt at him and said 'YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME SIR' and went full spastic

LT was shaking like a leaf

I've thought about it but
>I don't like physical exercise and as far as I know boot camp is more or less the same for most MOS
>I want my own room and to have some time for myself and that doesn't exist in the military

These are the two things that put me off the most.
I'd be interested in stuff related to computers or intel

>wake up at 6 AM by a nigger screaming in your ear
>do grueling exercises all day, with aforementioned screaming nigger behind you all the way
>have literally no freedom whatsoever
>possibly get raped by several other chads
>go die for a president you didn't vote for starting wars you don't encourage
>if you DON'T die, you come back with PTSD and end up living in a box and sucking dick for nickels
yay, sounds like fun! sign me the fuck up!

File: me.gif (29KB, 323x191px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 323x191px

>>36481735
>It will give you the tools to change into a better person.

I need an AK, a dozen granades, C4...

>>36481735
>a better person who kills middle eastern children without pay

>>36485522
Hahahhah
Us army sounds hilarious and retarded at the same time
Also
>has a clusterfuck of paperwork to deal with because people fill the shit out wrong no matter how much guidance she gives them

>>36484837
This is a good question, someone please answer

>>36486244
Air Force but I'm a skeleton

>>36489987
CIA PAG I guess

>>36488521
You do not do PT all day they have to train you for other things
They have stress cards so they can't yell at you or mistreat you
Sexual assault prevention and reporting is repeated from commanders like every day. One misstep and you're fucked
If you didn't vote for trump or voted for Hillary kill yourself
No war going on, you won't be doing anything but being a glorified security guard at best unless you're Navy seals or some shit in the muhreens

Try again

No it absolutely will not. It may help you develop very basic social awareness but unless you take initiative you'll always be that guy at the outer rim of the social circle.

>>36491171
Muhreens got neutered by the UN after they steamrolled everything in the early invasion. Their chances of seeing combat are about the same as the army now.

Also rangers can be running 2-3 ops a night during wartime, their rotations are usually only 3/3 because of how fast they burn out. Lot easier to get into than SEALs.

>>36492515
>a lot easier to get into than SEALs
Crossposter from /k/ and former 3/75 vet. It is by no means easier to be a Ranger than a SEAL. RASP I've heard is easier than RIP, which was a hellhole, but the training pipeline is pretty similar. The only difference is that you're a "Ranger" after you complete an 8 week RASP program and get your tan beret, but if you slack off for one second in batt you'll lose that shit off your head faster than you can see it. In Ranger batts, selection effectively continues for your ENTIRE TIME IN THE REGIMENT. You are constantly being tested and if you fuck up, you're out.

File: 1492871690779.jpg (77KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 720x540px

>>36491171
>if you didn't vote for Jew Puppet 1 or Jew Puppet 2 kill yourself

>>36493519
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to say rangers aren't great too but SEALs need to crawl through shit for much, much longer. In total the training is about 18 months and the pfts never stop once you're in. You're also forced into a 6 year contract because there are no other options.