>get into heated argument >intentionally make spelling

>>36480868
>anon makes semi-relevant criticisms of my post

>respond with "ok kid"

>i win

>>36480868
>intentionally make spelling errors and typos and type all-lower case with no punctuation to make it seem like I don't care much about what I'm defending or arguing against

i unironically dead serious just type and speak like this. not being malicious or trolling or anything, this is just my normal mode of communication

>>36480868
I just keep calling my opponent a cuck
Plenty of great responses come from that. I don't believe I've had a real argument on this website for months. It's usually me making long dialogues about how their wife cheats on them and how they raise another man's son

>>36480868
>point out an inconsistency in an argument
>get told to go back to /pol/
>I win
livin the dream

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>>36482021
>wait for thread to hit page 10

>right before it dies, reply with "Sad!" and sage

>It's me who ends up winning

>>36482050
You, my opponent, are a cuck

>>36480868
and you never grow or learn anything ever. theeeeeeee end

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I just start shitposting

>>36482155
While I'd like to write a story about your wife and Tyrone but I'd like actually get sleep tonight

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>>36482140
>be in argument
>guy probably tries to do this
>doesn't respond to me
>thread is active though so it lasts way longer than he expected
>he responds 5 hours later on page 9 autosage
>I'm a tab-hoarding neet so I'm still there to tell him how retarded he is

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>>36480868
>get into heated argument

>just say "but that's my opinion tho"

>tfw

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>>36480868
>get into heated discussion on /pol
>start getting btfo
>call my opponent a cuck and underage
>tell him "hiding your posts from here on out"
>close tab and never revisit thread
i win

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>get into philosophical argument on /lit/
>don't know a good way to respond
>pick three random nouns in his sentence
>ask him to define them
>when he defines them reject his definition
Easiest way to win btw

>Get in argument
>Other anon gets mad
>Don't get mad
>Stay 100% calm, smug and condescending
>Makes him even madder

4chan arguments aren't about arguing. They're an endurance contest of not getting mad.

>>36482486
That's because you're actually a faggot

>>36482486
Best post in here
Arguing on this shit hole isn't about being persuasive or being factual, it's about having the mental fortitude to weather the vitriol to get the last post and being able to convince as many anons to give you (you)s in agreement

>>36482506
It's working.

bloxx

>>36482530
Sorry, i don't talk to fucking retards

>>>/ck/8845834

tfw I trolled on a cooking board

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>make a completely retarded post and add "dubs confirm" at the end
>get dubs
>my post is now gospel truth

>>36482572
That's good, talking to yourself is for crazy people.

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>>36482530
>>36482572
^ 3D chess in it's most natural form
>get into heated argument
>start being as illogical as possible
>get roasted but don't care because it's for the keks anyway
>tfw

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>unironically "I was only pretending to be retarded!"

>>36482625
Fuck you faggot you're so wrong it hurts

>two anons in a heated argument
>reply to one of them pretending like i'm the other
>say "I give up. You win"

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>>36482638
You get it senpai

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>BTFO anon in an argument
>he starts shitposting
>start shitposting right back
>he tries to win through attrition
>stick around to the bitter end and beat him at his own shitposting game after already beating him once.

It was the first time I felt alive all month.

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>>36482601
>gospel truth

>>36482625
^this guy is too right.
It's really the inly way to win a dighf

>>36482174
You won't be able to sleep tonight, as I'm going to pound your sister and Tyrone in the next room

Enjoy sleeping alone though

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>agree with an anon's post
>make fun of it anyway

>>36482812
Sorry. I had a stroke. I mean to say *fight

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>>36482818
>when someone says something you agree with but they also open themselves up to some spicy banter
Nothing personnel

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>>36480868
>get into argument

>fight real hard with facts

>leave from anger
>come back to see that i was arguing with myself
>end the argument with a "ok i guess you're kinda right" and a "i can see how you're right though"
>tfw

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>>36482663
topkek my favorite shit to pretend im OP and fuck up his thread, especially good if real OP doesn't return. Also, I've reached thread limit 3 times when making threads. Here's the guaranteed topics:

>shit on meat eaters
>be anti-abortion
>be pro multiculturalism

Once you figure out the pattern you can expand with success. A typical example would be pic related with a simple one-liner:

>Black people are crim-

At least 100 thread replies

>>36482663
That actually sounds like a lot of fun
I gotta do that sometimes

>>36480868
>get completely BTFO in argument, massive amounts of replies and everything
>used one of my favorite reaction images with a great filename
>can't use that image and filename combo anymore, people will recognize me

>>36482959
>not renumbering your file every time you make a bold statement or get any replies at all
it's like you want to get searched in the archives

>heated argument
>post a smug anime girl

I win.

>in heated argument
>say "i'm tired of this" and ignore it
I win

>heated argument
>say OP's a fag
>a fact that can't be denied

checkmate

>heated argument
>post cartoon horse
>not only do I win the argument, I also get mass (You)s, +1 naughtiness, and sometimes even redtext from moderatykins
>modem takes 15 seconds to reboot and I get away with it
don't even watch that show lmao

>>36482630
Shut the fuck up I hate people like you who are actually retarded but pass it off as being ironic. Fuckin tard

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>>36482663
>see OP talking to fembot
>it's actually going well
>butt into the conversation and pretend i'm OP
>mfw fembot ignores OP and only talks to me

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>>36480868
>have serious debate
>gets so long-winded and illogical we shitpost each other until our "lungs are blue"
>relieved but don't care anymore
>insults start getting silly
>go our separate ways after getting dumb anger out of our systems