What is the craziest, most "out-there" conspiracy you

>>36480076
reptilians

it's true

I'm inside someone's head as i type and i'm going to make them do terrible things to themselves and their loved ones as retribution for their inhumanity

There is a legitimate gay lobby dedicated to forcefully spreading homosexual agenda and other sexual deviancies.

i'm pretty invested in pizzagate at the moment. doesn't really seem that out there anymore though.

>>36480076
i actually belive that the nazis unlocked immortality and hitler is still alive in south america planning his next move

The holocaust was a lie.

>>36480206
I believe in pizza gate too.

>>36480181
This has to be true, where does all the fag-trap-shitspam come to /r9k/ from?

>>36480181
Gay mafia, it is true.

Chemicals in the water is turning the freaking frogs gay

The world leader created 4chan to hinder the intellectuals of this world.

Despair signal
evidence: suicide rates rising, people appearing as drones to pop culture. And these drones perpetuate memes of insecurity, depression, anxiety, etc.

>>36480076
I'm not sure which is more "out-there", white genocide or ancient aliens. But I believe in both.

>>36480076
god literally exists

>>36480428
>Despair signal
What is this?

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Jews have loosely coalesced for their own benefit.
not as a grand united conspiracy but more as a cultural tradition of toxic nepotism and unchecked globalism.
I doubt even half as many jews really died in the holocaust as is said.

I believe the worlds largest governments have hidden away many advanced technologies.

It's very possible that our physical reality was a purposeful simulations by entities who's reality we cant even come to understand. although I dont think it's human or earth centric, the simulation could include the whole of our universe as it seems to be as well as the theoretically massive multiverse and the whole of potential time.

intertwined thought processes i.e. simultaneous developments and meme magic etc.

>>36480181
Well sure there are very pro-lgbt people out there. You think they're trying to weaken society for some reason?

That dog painting will haunt my dreams.

>>36480076
I believe that an alien race (or perhaps multiple) are in direct contact with high ranking government officials of various nations and they have slightly affected Earth's geopolitics

That the rise of the alt right, the manosphere and on the other side the antifa, sjw, black lives matter are all part of a larger scheme: Russia is destroying the West by using the Internet to make us all hate each other

Either it's chatbot AI or paid shills, but from hanging out in the big forums on either sides I'd say that They are slowly radicalizing us all.

There are so many propaganda tactics that appeal to fear and hate mongering and constant othering of the outgroup going on that I haven't encountered in such a scale before.

Years ago it was possible to have a discussion with someone from an opposing ideology. Nowadays you are automatically either a ignorant close minded racist/sexist that can never change or you are a brainwashed liberal that's just too dumb to see the truth.

They are playing both sides and try to incite a civil war while at the same time ripping Europe apart by using fear mongering, right wing propaganda and mass immigration in order to incite more brexits.

Trump is in on this and is just the dumb puppet they need to start this revolution

>>36480509
White genocide is such an emotional, loaded phrase. Being memed into doing something isn't the same thing as having that thing done to you directly. Literally all that needs to happen is for roasties to stop this equal rights nonsense and boom problem solved. No one is rounding up and killing whites not are they being sterilized.

>>36480631
I agree, I was just using the term most people are familiar with.

>>36480621
>mass immigration
How are Russia making this happen?

>>36480219
This is true i live on argentina and hitler is my neighbor

>>36480631
Their argument is that as long as races are allowed to live next to each other and intermix that this will lead to the extinction of white people

Everyone else just thinks that the KKK is crazy

Guys and girls can be friends without being sexually attracted to each other

That the "god myths" of early civilizations and even religions still around today are based on misremembered encounters with aliens.

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A sect of our government is controlled by people being blackmailed by puppetmasters for pedophilia cannibalism and they all worship moloch. Hillary Clinton and John Podesta are evil

And the jews did 9/11

>>36480115
I'm kinda on the fence about this one, that whole Kyle Odom thing really got the noggin' joggin'

Paul McCartney died and they replaced him with a lookalike

>>36480553
I'm skeptical of the true existence of this world as well. My philosophy is largely egocentric due to the simple fact that you can't prove to be that you actually exist nor can I prove that you exist. I don't have an active belief that the world is a simulation I just consider it a completely valid possibility. To anyone reading this who thinks that's insane, prove to me you exist. You can't do it. And you can't be a person who considers himself rational and logical yet take it faith that something exists without any sort of proof or evidence.

>>36480553
>Jews have loosely coalesced for their own benefit.
>not as a grand united conspiracy but more as a cultural tradition of toxic nepotism and unchecked globalism.
>I doubt even half as many jews really died in the holocaust as is said.
I agree with this part at least.

Literally everyone is at least a bit racist.

>>36480680
By giving weapons to rebels

And as a side effect they destroy Iran, Iraq and Syria and then they can install their pipeline

>>36480685
I meant it more in the sense of the "migrant" crisis in europe, and our failure to secure the southern border in the US. The goal seems to be demographic replacement.

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I 100% believe in a MJ-12 tier shadow council ruling everything from behind the scenes. There is no possible way a government like ours can stay afloat on its own.

Lost Cosmonauts theory

9/11 was probably planned or let happen by our government

ISIS is created by Mossad and Saudi Arabia and after we invade and "stop ISIS" we will balkanize the middle east to pacify it.

Not Hitler, but many other nazis did escape to Argentina.


On a related note, conspiracy theorizing is one of my favorite subjects, and one of the few things I can get lost on Wikipedia references list looking at.
It's not all just flat earthers and chemtrails. As long as someone has an agenda and secrets, there will be people trying to logically guess those secrets.

black holes are actually some advanced alien tech that we have no way of possibly comprehending, like how an ant doesn't know what the fuck a lawnmower is

>>36480746
If Russia has so much power over the world why is their own country still shit?

>>36480076
There IS an organized Jewish conspiracy. Just not how it was laid on the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

>>36480747
>The goal
So someone is deliberately trying to kill of whites? For why?

>>36480748

I didn't believe they let the 9/11 thing happen years ago, but now that every time a terrorist attack happens and the perp was known to the inteligence services it looks suspect as fuck.

detergent companies put the line on the cap way higher than it needs to be so you use and buy more detergent

Fiat money is causing all these atrocities, and Fiat money is because of the Jewish bankers

>>36480076
Jews control everything and are actively working to destroy western civilization and exterminate the white race
Reality is an illusion and I probably don't exist, or our universe is a simulation engineered by a more advanced civilization. Either way everything is fucking fake and none of this matters. Still peeved about the Jews, though

>>36480855
>Jews control everything and are actively working to destroy western civilization and exterminate the white race
why?

>>36480777
Okay then maybe the CIA

Doesn't matter who is pulling the strings.

I just can't believe that so many people are so dumb.

Like it doesn't matter if I read /pol/ Return of Kings, Breitbart, the red pill or any other alt right or manosphere or Huff Po, Tumblr blogs, Vice or any other liberal and SJW stuff both sides are even more guilty of falling for conspiracy theories than I am.

Everything on all those is heavily biased, one sided, full of half lies and misleading titles, fake quotes and strawmen arguments, but somehow none of the typical members of either side seem to notice how dumb and angry they are while accusing the other side of the exact same things.

No one seems to care enough to fact check anything and someone at the top is abusing this to control us by controlling memes.

Christianity is actively being lambasted by a lot of people due to the fear of some nutjobs making the events in Revelation happen.

That the UN is looking to push one government on the world. I mean, if you pay attention to the news, you'll notice it's not even a myth anymore. Hey punish countries/groups if they have differing opinions until they're economically hurt enough that they change to what the UN wants.

>>36480735
This. Don't get me wrong, it makes me feel sick to hear that someone is 100% guaranteed to be a certain way because of the circumstances of their birth but at the same time there undeniable trends. Whether these behavioral patterns are a result of social or inherent biological causes is up for debate. I think it's a little bit of both. As as a non-white person I really don't fault white people for being racist. Not all white people are great and not all non white people are bad but at the end of the day white people seem to be able to build and sustain nice clean communities whereas other people seem to have a hard time. And idk if this is because non white people feel a certain hopelessness to their situation or because they just don't posses the wherewithal. Either way after a certain point you can't keep making excuses.

>>36480716
If I fucking saw them doing that I'd doing life with a fucking smile.

>>36480797
>someone
Jews.
For why?
So they can take over.

Once white people have been bred out of existence, Jews will take their positions.

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Aliens are treating the Earth like a caged animal, and aren't gunna be making contact any time soon.
If we overstep our boundaries and decide to go into space, we're all gunna be vaporized instantly.

I believe the US government is hiding terribly powerful experimental weapons of all sorts to be used in only the most extreme situations. These include weather and earthquake manipulating systems, mind control, sci-fi like 'energy' weapons (See project MARAUDER for example), and possibly advanced robotic entities including hypersmart AI systems. These may have even been influenced by alien tech.
I believe the existence of these weapons, of which the other superpowers have some knowledge of, is what has stopped any large scale wars since WWII and any attempts at an invasion of the mainland United States.

>>36480553
>the world's largest governments hide away advanced technology
this is not conspiracy theory
just objectively true

>>36480855
The real conspiracy is finding out that they are the good guys and that they have a point

>>36480855
>I'm pissed about fictional things that don't exist
Lol what.

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>>36480797
well, that's a real thinker, anon.

>>36480894
If they can get all the white people to have kids with other races who have an average IQ around 85, and then make their descendants do the same, the world's population will be incredibly easy to control.

>>36480937
But Jews already hold plenty positions of power and everyone backs Israel. How would their lives improve if all the white people who defend them disappear?

>>36480937
Jews already pull all the strings idiot, they've already won. What you're saying makes no sense

>>36480698
That's interesting but why have aliens stopped visiting since then if that were the case?

>>36480553
This is all fact.
well, the third one is a little abstract to confirm but you're all right, halo.

>>36480961
How are they the good guys? Have you seen how Israel operates? The whole world will be run like that.

>>36480944
You've piqued my curiosity. What websites should I lurk to find out more about this?
>>36480942
>aren't gunna be making contact any time soon.
Will they evey?

>>36480621
What's the benefit of a civil war and so called new world order?

>>36480982
But the more intelligent people are already subdued whereas the less intelligent people are way more crazy and violent. I don't agree with you.

>>36480532
It's a meme.

Orginal

There were ancient civilizations that were more advanced than us.

>>36480569
yes, they have an insatiable desire for boipucci.
they're turning all the frogs gay and shitposting on /r9k/ too much.

>>36480982
>the world's population will be incredibly easy to control.
But apparently they control everything anyway, so why bother?

>>36481033
like DA KANGZ

>>36480999
I ask that question myself. I have to assume it's because we are now "developed" and have no need for "guidance" or "uplift". Fuck, I wish I knew the reason.

>>36481033
What led you to that belief?

>>36481041
>DA KANGZ

B-but they were nomads at heart

>>36480942
Not likely. Aliens in order to create a working society (a society sophisticated enough to become space faring anyway) has to be at least somewhat peaceful. They have no reason to be afraid of us, we are literally like animals compared to an actual technologically advanced civilization. Sure, you could say "but humans are always fighting and attacking one another!" but that doesn't mean anything to aliens if they happened to exist and be able to have the technology to communicate/interact with us. What are we gonna do? Nuke them light years away? If they exist, they most likely just see as zoo animals and nothing more.

>>36480986
>>36480997
Once whitey is gone they can stop pretending to be acting in the interest of minorities and nuke the fuck out of anyone who tries to rise up against them.

>>36481082
I don't think you really thought this theory through because it's really dumb.
>das rite only da whites could stop da evil jewz who finna take over tha world

Their is an ongoing effort by a loose alliance of various elite ideologues to turn us into a one race planet with no unique culture or identity. It's not even done out of malice often, but just out of a cult like following of some nonsensical, vague ideals of general "acceptance" that appeals to a bunch of retarded celebs and senile rich old people who believe in star signs, alternative medicine, and scientology like religions.

We're headed to a dystopia not because of some vast underground network of schemers, but because of psuedoscientific retards with a lot of money and star power.

>>36481082
There are so few Jews on the planet it would be basically impossible to violently control 7 billion people. It just wouldnt be worth it for them since they can live in complete comfort now.

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Define "crazy". I believe that that the only reason we're fucking with Syria is to finally destroy the middle eastern influence in the world, give them a globalist central bank, and allow islam to run wild like we did with all the other countries. That's we promote "rebel" propaganda like those obviously bullshit gas attacks

I also believe that fallen angels are more worthy of worship because God is dead and they're revolting against the incompetent and corrupt angels in heaven currently.

But both of those sound equally "crazy" to the average normie

Anti "pedophilia" aka it somehow being bad to e attracted to 16 year old girls with massive tits is a roastie agenda to protect their leverage in society. Let's face it, women's main power is external, rather than being able to directly make things happen themselves they tend to manipulate others into doing their bidding. Allowing guys to get with hot fresh young girls would diminish their relevance and lower their social capital. The arguments against it is a series of constantly shifting goal posts.

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>>36481082
This is why da spooky jew meme always falls down for me. The supposed 'end game' is so retarded and pointless.

>>36481144
>Anti "pedophilia" aka it somehow being bad to e attracted to 16 year old girls with massive tits
Yeah because that's totally what pedophilla is about.

Calories are a myth and I'm not going to get fat eating frozen pizzas and fudge pops

>>36481137
>I also believe that fallen angels are more worthy of worship because God is dead and they're revolting against the incompetent and corrupt angels in heaven currently.
what led you to believe this?

>>36480937
>So they can take over.
Don't you guys believe Jews already covertly run essentially all the powerful countries on Earth? Why would they want to shit things up if they have it so good?

Also Israel's continued existance pretty much depends on them being a US ally. If they were ditched by the Americans they'd get gangbanged by every shitty middle east theocracy-allahu snackbar fanatic militia. Sure, they'd take a lot of men with them but they'd be massacred in the end. Jews being interested in a super caliphate run by radical Islamists stretching all the nuclear-armed nations of Europe sounds pretty counter productive for their survival.

>>36481201
/pol/ does not distinguish between the US Hollywood/New York diaspora and Israeli citizens for some reason

Anti-vaxxers in the US are helped and their retarded ideas promoted by foreign agents who want to weaken America's herd immunity so easy to mass produce bioweapons can be useful against our population. Don't believe me? All the anti-American countries like Russia have compulsory and thorough vaccination laws. The US is the only country where this stupid shit is even allowed a place in public discussion.

>>36481082
That makes NOOOO fucking sense. White people are already pacified and gobble Israel's nuts, whereas their supposed instruments of Western demise aka crazy Muslims are the only ones who openly oppose them. I believe Jews control the media and impose their self interests but what your saying is illogical. I think that what's actually happening is that Jews are so inbred that theyre mildly mentally insane which causes them to embrace self destructing ideology rather than some sinister attempt to gain control of a civilization they already control.

>it's a /pol/ meets reality episode

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>>36480076
Pic related.
Not really a conspiracy theory, just an inconvenient truth that gets denied for political purposes.

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The leaders of this world owe their power to Satan/Lucifer. Everything we see is subtly brainwashing us to forsake Christ. This earthly world is currently Satan's little kingdom, but it won't last forever.

One day (maybe not in our lifetime, but maybe) you will be asked to accept a computer chip in your right hand or forehead. You'll need this chip to buy and sell goods, this is the mark of the beast and if you accept the mark you cast yourself into hell

Ephesians 6:12 - For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

God bless you all anons. Praise Jesus

>>36481164
Umm every normie thinks so.
>be attracted to 17.999999999 year old
>"ugh that's like so gross muh power dynamics"
>bang 18 year old
>"dude that's awesome dude"

>>36480933
what?
i don't think i have anything original right now robutt

Bees aren't real. Not really so far out there.

>>36481369
You're talking total shit. Most people dont want to hang you if you fuck someone slightly underage but you have to have a legal cutoff point somewhere. I do think the age should be 16 though as it is here in UK.

>>36481360
I don't know that the holocaust was a hoax or not but I'm immediately weary of any sort of sacred cow or taboo. Any belief that needs to be protected through bullying shaming and emotional outrage is suspect to me.

Most of the people who died in the holocaust did so because Germans got their supply lines fucked by the Allies so they fed their army rather than their prisoners. Essentially the same thing that would've happened to the Japanese if someone successfully invaded the USA when we had interment camps.

>>36481389
He's basically being an internet tough guy. The type that comments of fb posts saying 'if anyone did that to my sister I'd wind up in prison and they'd end up in the morgue'.

>>36481423
Um, women get really pissed off if you're into teenage girls. And the age should be age of puberty+2-3 years. What's the average age of female puberty.

>>36480181
I post gayshit and I'm not part of any lobby.
It's just loneliness.

>>36480076
The Jews and Semites are attempting to take over the world by increasing nationalism in Israel and flooding the west with inferior peoples.

>>36481448
You type like a teenager yourself and you dont even know when puberty starts. I'm sorry your mum caught you jacking it to loli.

>>36481463
We've covered this already mate

there is a war for your soul.

>>36481490
What about if it was more like this >>36481107

Where the "motive" isn't really evil scheming but just a larger manifestation of the same kind of cultism that happens on certain college campuses? Powerful people tend to believe some weird shit.

>>36480621
I'm not totally on board for Russia being the culprit, but I wouldn't be surprised if some elite group is fucking around.

>>36480748
>Lost Cosmonauts theory

Haven't heard of that one before.

>>36481500
Elaborate. We talking heaven and hell shit or what?

>>36481476
Well I'm 24 and everyone starts puberty at a different age and I'm not a doctor so I don't know the statistic. All I know is that Alot of the arguments against banging young girls are contradictory
>le girls mature faster than boys
Yet you can't bang them faster?

>>36481432
Is that really a conspiracy, because it makes a lot of sense? If food supplies are low, you're going to feed your own troops and countrymen before prisoners.

>>36481524
>>36481107
Yeah I could see that. What's that saying 'the road to hell is paved with good intentions'? There do see to be people who honestly dont understand wanting to have your own history and culture and think we should be one big melting pot.

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>>36481500
Aye, there is lad

We can all win today by calling on the name of Jesus Christ and accepting his sacrifice for the forgiveness of our sins and accepting him as the son of God

I don't know what path in life you need to take to one day believe, but I sincerely hope you guys do

>>36481565
A lot of people don't want to hear any rationalization of the holocaust and prefer to think Nazis just gassed everybody. This is coming from a non neo nazi btw.

>>36480716
Just like those cheering muslims in new jersey? huh?

>>36481432
I do think the nazis were happy to kill anyone in these camps who gave them any trouble or was too old/weak to contribute. It makes no real sense for them to slaughter their slave labour for the evlols

>>36480716
Wow that image speaks louder than any logical thought ever could.

>>36480076
All this shit happening lately is leading up to something really fucking big. I don't know what exactly, but I have a feeling in my gut that sometime between the late 2010s to the 2020s-2030s something is gonna go down hard. Could be the NWO, could be WW3, could be the complete dismantlement of everything we know from groups dedicated to bringing down the EU and governments all across the globe (something that should probably happen IMO) to a point where it'll be like the fall of the Roman Empire.

Next week Operation Gotham Shield is supposedly going to commence, specifically starting sometime around April 26, next Wednesday. The op is basically a massive nuclear bomb drill playing out in the eastern seaboard of the US, specifically in New York and New Jersey, with a 10 kiloton bomb being detonated above NYC. Sounds good and all, the US public is horrendously underprepared in the event a nuke actually goes off and Russia has been doing drills like this in major cities as well, but the problem is how exactly it would happen. Will there be an "accident" involving foreign spies? Or maybe a country like North Korea launched a sub with a nuke and decided to nuke New York on that very day? If that actually happens and 9/11 2.0 happens then the results would be catastrophic to say the very least and WW3 would be right on our doorstep for something that wasn't even a foreign governments fault. But why would anyone want WW3 to happen? It'll be one of the most destructive wars in history now that nukes and advanced weaponry are involved, what could the justification be? I'll explain that now.

It's no secret that governments worldwide have a ton of shady shit going on. Globalization is a very real threat, and people like Soros get their grubby hands involved in a ton of shit dedicated to advancing that goal. We're already seeing very heavy divisions forming in all the western countries, brexit vs remain, Le Pen vs the other guy, EU vs nationalism (part 1)

>>36480076
Centralized society selects against men who are violent, rapacious and poorly behaved by either incarcerating or killing them. This involves selecting against high-test phenotypes. This is why "nu-males" exist. This isn't a conspiracy, but more of an "emergent property of a complex system over long time scales".

This means that /pol/ has it exactly wrong. A strong, vicious, authoritarian government will not breed strong, vicious, authoritarian men. It will breed faggy submissives and pleasers who don't break regulations. I believe that the Bloody Code and Transportation helped to make Englishmen as fruity as they are now.

On the other hand, I can't exactly condemn society for its decisions. I'd much rather live around Japanese than Africans.

>>36481701
Suggest you go to any working class English town if you think they're fruity mate.

I believe Stephen Hawking died years ago, and that his chair is really a supercomputer that uses his body as a puppet.

>>36481060
i don't think they've stopped
>>36480593
this

>>36481731
They allowed guns and sharp spoons to be banned. What do you call that?

>>36480716
The USGOV prison system is a giant black-magic current inductor.

Every inmate is a sacrifice, but no one notices or cares, because USGOV has led us to believe that breaking the rules it sets is justification for being fed to its engine. Podesta is a ruse. No one is going to sacrifice children when there's millions of adults free for the taking. Also, no one worships the thing that does this. Worship is what you do when your god's absent. They merely serve it.

>>36481791
No one here is retardedly in love with guns like America. Our people still violently fuck each other up other football, we're not all weedy English gents too polite to hurt someone.

>>36480076
The invention of the birth control pill is at the root of all of modern society's ills.

>>36481525
>"Elaborate"

between what is organic and what is synthetic, or more plainly, a war between what is real and what isn't.

>>36481850
>The invention of the birth control pill is at the root of all of modern society's ills.
Think I might know where you're going with this but can you expand on your point?

>>36481679
So as I was saying, there's a shit ton of divide going on everywhere now, which means that nations will become destabilized more and more, opening themselves to a downfall. So why would all of this be happening?

My theory is that the globalists, the bankers, the zionists, are all connected in one entity that wishes to rule what's left of the world. We've already seen Trump take a complete 180 to many of the things he promised during his campaign, and he was the billionaire! The man who didn't need outside financing! Unless of course it was all a ruse. Trump gave his approval for arresting Julian Assange of Wikileaks who has constantly been publishing information leaked to him involving shady dealings worldwide. But I think I'm getting off track here, so I'll end this bit by saying Trump is a glorified puppet.

Now, back to WW3. The governments of the EU have for the most part shown they care little about their own people. This led to the rise of groups such as the alt right, who seek to get rid of hags like Merkel and Brussels in favor of nationalistic governments. The zionists/globalists/whatever you call them are dead set on global control, they want us all to think the same, feel the same, and basically be nothing more than drones for their personal gain. So while all this divide and conquer is going on in the world, they can sit back and plan out what to do next. They've interfered in government affairs countless times, who's to say they can't interfere how something like WW3 would go down? My thought is that they'd destroy the bulk of the world, and basically rule over all the survivors and areas still habitable. Population control is much easier to accomplish with say a billion or so people left remaining with nowhere to go instead of over 7 billion+ with an entire globe at their disposal.

But who fucking knows at this point, that's just one thought of mine.

>>36480621
>Russia is destroying the West by using the Internet to make us all hate each other

Yeah, I read the Venona papers too.

Anon's First Rule of Slavic Relations:
>whenever any wild-eyed, totally disreputable lunatic stumbles in and starts screaming about how the Russians have infiltrated the government: they're right.

Women have directly or indirectly caused every war, atrocity, and societal collapse in history.

>>36481915
How did they cause WWI and WWII?

>>36481369
You know, I have a theory about this and these so-called elite abuse rings.

Up until the 1800s, and the Purity Movement, you had men marrying 14-year-olds and shit. What if the guys in these prostitution rings aren't doing it to gain demonic powers? What if they just didn't get the memo?

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Jews are actually the good guys. Christians are the plague and must be eradicated.

>>36480076
Jews are promoting interracial relationships, cucking, homosexuality, transsexuality, mgtow, etc to destroy the white race

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>>36481427
It was propaganda, those bodies they show you as proof of evil nazis are all bodies of people killed by the US and it's allies when they were bombing the shit out of Germany and its concentration camps, they'd even shoot at trains that were transporting kikes around. They'd shoot at the vehicles transporting food for soldiers and detainees, they would blow up the piping that circulated their water and then they have the audacity to tell us it was the evil nazis that were killing all the poor burgs and steins, that they were rounding up jews to starve them and that they were delousing their clothes to later kill them. It's all a bunch of lies, I guarantee you the shit happening in the middle east today isn't at all like what we're being led to believe it is.

The victors write the history, and they do a shitty job at doing so.

>>36481993
Nice try Jew

Osowow

>>36481993
The Torah is actually the foundational document, via the Bible, of Western Civilization.

Whether that means Western Civ has to be destroyed is a matter of personal opinion.

>>36480928
>UN has been the actual supervillain all along
Damn, what a plot twist

>>36482001
We've covered why this is retarded already.

>>36482060
Go play JIDF somewhere else, it doesn't work here

that i'm going to get dubs

>>36482083
Just reply to the earlier comments if you've got it all figured out.

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>>36482083
>/pol/tard leaves his containment board

>>36482084
well, just because i was wrong this time doesn't mean it's not real

>>36481609
That theory makes no sense considering Germany had achieved full emplyment according to naziboos and wouldn't need forced labour.

>>36482111
Why wouldn't you use free labor if it's available to you?

Most of the workforce would have been enlisted in the military by that point right?

>>36480076
msm is purposefully being shit to draw people to 4chan and other alternate media and become retards so people will act irrationally while elites can do stupid shit, msm will report on it but no one will believe it because they distrust the msm.

>>36482102
He's right though

ooo

>>36482149
>Why wouldn't you use free labor if it's available to you?
Because nazis were the good guys and dindu nuffin except give jews and undesireables a paid vacation according to those guys.

>>36482151
Or maybe they're pushing people to 4chan to shit it up and make it so shitty it will be useless.

>>36482001
Since Jews suffer (or enjoy) more of all that stuff (except MGTOW?) than other races, you'd think they'd be trying to cure it, not spread it around.

I think a lot of Jewish interference is "tikkun olam", which is a thing I heard about from someone claiming to be Jewish here. Tikkun olam is a thing where they believe that it's their duty to improve the world. Unfortunately, you can't really improve the world just by throwing effort at it, so they end up irritating everyone.

I also think that /pol/ wouldn't care as much about Jews if they weren't so fucking ugly. Jeff Goldblum wasn't half bad looking. I wonder why they stopped making Jews like that.

>>36482165
No dumbass as you can see ITT all this retard shit falls apart as soon as anyone sane challenges it.

>>36482179
There's difference between genocide and forced labor

Sometimes I think 4chan is just a delusion my schizophrenic brain created

>>36482196
k shill. You got me, congrats lol

>>36482189
To be fair Jews make themselves look uglier than they are for some reason.

>>36482246
>I have no argument so I'll just call you a shill
Every time.

>>36482224
Genocide *trough* forced labor and generla neglect of your slaves is a thing, though. Ask the Aztecs.
>hurr durr why are mexicans there
The Aztecs, the actual ethnic group that ran the Mexica empire went extinct that way, everyone else descends from the tribes that allied with the spanish.

>>36482246
>calling someone a shill means you win
This is the drawback of having a large underaged population.

>>36482246
>le shill
>you have a different view so you must be paid opposition to undermine my righteous point of view
That doesn't work on boards that aren't a hivemind, anon

>>36482279
It's just funny how you think you've "proved" anything. I'm not saying I won anything dipshit

Go be a kike somewhere else

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>>36480076
>9/11 was false flag
>No politician, regardless of affiliation, ever makes it anywhere near influential positions without the elites' knowledge and approval
>MKULTRA was a complete success and continues to this day; modern Internet is an extension of MKULTRA techniques, things like pornography, meme culture and social networking are all a part of it
>The transgender/"trap" movement was one desired outcome of the CIA, successfully inflicted on society through subtle mind control and chemicals in the water/food supplies
>UFO/alien phenomenon is completely real and is non-human, these "things", whether extraterrestrial or interdimensional, have already contacted major governments in the past and continue to do so
>Secret underground government bases and exotic technology are real
>Something is being hidden in Antarctica
>Human history goes back much farther than the public knows
>Occult practices, pedophilia, murder and ritual sacrifice are performed among the upper elites and will continue to happen
>The ruling group of the world consists of individuals that literally no one has ever heard of, not even Rothschilds or Rockefellers are at the top
>NWO will happen in our lifetime

>>36480944
My dad believed things *similar* to this until the day he died. I'm unconvinced.

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>>36480333
>trips of truth
Check'd

>>36482305
>here's my theory
>here's why you're theory is retarded
>"huh look at this shill"
>"we're not shills"
>"g-go away jew"
I know you must be a young and new /pol/tard because I can actually have a decent discussion with the oldfags there.

My dad 100% believes in ancient aliens and that Jesus had something to do with them. He's a staunch Catholic at the same time.

>>36482341
How can you live day to day with such a world view? That's not me mocking you btw I'd just probably kill myself if I thought the world was so hopelessly fucked.

>>36482305
I never said I proved anything. I just said that it makes no sense that a group that already controls the world is planning to control the world by removing the population that supports them blindly and replacing them with another group that viciously and savagely hates their guts. I don't understand why you think n this is reasonable. I hate newfags so much. Go be underaged somewhere else you nerd.

>>36482179
They were being deported, nazis weren't killing jews that weren't stepping out of line.

>>36482341
From what I know about the CIA, they're too upper-class to tolerate the "inverts". Can you imagine some posh WASP motherfucker having anything but contempt for a young guy in a skirt who's based his self-image on Japanese alt culture? They probably don't even want to live in a situation where they know that's happening.

>>36482410
NB: I'm not using "upper-class" as a term of praise.

>>36482403
Does stepping out of line include 'complaining too much about having your entire life torn apart'?

>>36482365
Your dad seems like a cool guy.

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>>36482341
having sex with greys should be legal
>muh diseases
>muh hybrids
>dey cant talk!??! so how do yuo knoe ids consent????!?
these aren't reasons, these are whines

>>36480076
The holocaust was planned by Jewish elite to give them leverage in retaking Israel.

>>36482403
Deported where exactly? They were German or Polish citizens and had literally nowhere else to go. Don't give me the Madagascar fantasy, that wasn't viable for so many reasons it's not even worth listing them, I'll just mention the British naval blockade and that it was a French colonial position back then. Ironically one of Hitler's most lasting legacies was the creation of Israel.

>>36480076

Peak oil. I don't think its that crazy though but people really don't like it. Look oil isn't infinite, it's finite, each well has a finite amount to extract. Eventually we will peak and it's coming soon, mostly just accounting tricks and shit fuels like shale.

But even that is running out fast. Don't believe me? Ask Pennsylvania how much oil it is producing....or big parts of Texas. It's all coming to an end. I believe the real conspiracy is by govt and big oil to keep it secret and muddy a straight forward issue. If people understood basic geophysics, they fear riots and demands for an answer tomorrow.

Too bad there isn't one. Only regression to shit.

>>36482433
Probably, lets say you're a native american and you were kicking all people that weren't the same race as you out of YOUR country, sending them all back home, but some of them very disrespectfully refused to leave your native land. What would you do? You'd let them stay there insulting your ancestors and destroying your culture like some cuck or would you kill that person and every intrusive/invasive member of his family? You'd do the latter if you're a man worth his salt.

>>36482574
So what happens when we run out of oil?

>>36480333
Did alex jones really say this?

>>36482608
>some bakery owners and doctors that mostly kept to their own parts of town were destroying Germany
Come on, they were a scapegoat and nothing more. Just because some jewish bankers were cunts doesnt mean literally every jew was out to ruin Germany.

>>36482519
this desu. i always scratch my head at the nazi's that don't realize that the jews in Europe had become a native culture after many centuries. Kind of the same way muslims are, only I have a feeling there's going to be some horrifying war in the future to get rid of them.

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>>36482574
Oh boy, this shit used to literally keep me awake around 2009. If you want to get real spooked look up the Olduvai theory. Pic very related, it basically says it's hopeless, that we went at it too fast, too strong and we've been doomed since the 80s.

Gnomes
Pls no bully

>>36480269
from users liking it?

>>36480076
I don't know if this counts as a "conspiracy" but i do believe religion is one of the filters all evolving species must eventually face and most lose at this point because fallacies are easier to fall into than the utilization of reason and evidence.

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>>36480621
>Years ago it was possible to have a discussion with someone from an opposing ideology.

is this really true though? I would say it just seems like it is because the most salient burning points in the discussion have shifted, you might care about the idiocy in feminism but you don't see all the nonsense about pro-choice because you're young or some such reason

being able to have a candid and respectful conversation is a function of emotional maturity (which is vague I know) and other factors concerning the brain, not if intelligence. idiots who cannot discuss anything which goes too far outside their horizon you'll find in every strata of society, you most likely just remember the positive encounters more than the negative ones hence creating this illusion

>>36482574
>>36482695
But the powers that be must know about this, so they must have some plan for what to do next?

>>36482681
Jews were disliked and mistrusted precisely because they refused to integrate into European cultures to the point they spoke a separate language at home more often than not. Still they were citizens and their enclaves a part of their countries under protection of the law. I don't know if the same will happen to Muslims but I somehow doubt it.

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>>36482676
>some bakery owners and doctors that mostly kept to their own parts of town
this isn't an argument
not saying you're on the wrong side of it, necessarily

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I don't really believe in any crazy conspiracies, but I do believe that leftypol, tumblr and other groups fucks with /pol/ to get them to act even crazier to get people to dislike them more and that they pretend to be /pol/ users on other boards to get people to hate them even more.

It's pretty hard to verify this as there are people who will go to some pretty impressive lengths to mess with others and there entire MO is just to fuck with people, then you have the fact that /pol/ will believe anything, lie and play 'oppress' regardless of the situation, which makes it almost impossible to make them likeable.

The real problem is that /pol/ think that the entire site is /pol/ and conflate liking a board with someone's political leanings, making it very easy to hate them when they classify everyone who doesn't like political shit injected into literally any discussion ever as SJWs.

That I'm apart of my own TV show like the Truman Show.

>>36482383
>How can you live day to day with such a world view?

With great difficulty.

>>36482519
if the allies and the US were so keen to fight for them, then they should have just taken the kikes and poles into their countries as opposed to bombing the shit out of germany and then blaming germany for something it didn't do.
>>36482676
What we see happening with muslims today is what things were like for the germans back then. They were out to replace the native german population with none-germans. They had every right to kick everyone that wasn't german out.

>>36482714
interesting delusion, L. Ron in the making
how many other evolving species are there? what % of life in the universe would you say is the evolving kind?

>>36482725
There used to be some crazy doom and gloom guy named Mat Savinaar that ran a website dedicated to peak oil and societal collapse in general. According to him the government knew what was coming but couldn't do anything about it except try to designate a few self-sufficient zones for the rich and powerful to try and weather the worst. Nowadays that guy runs an astrology site so make of that what you will.

Also it's worth mentioning according to the Olduvai theory the collapse isn't back to pre-oil times, it's a slow but unstoppable decline back to the stone age because we've used up everything that allowed humans to build a civilization and we'll keep the frenzy of consumption even as we slide back into barbarism because people won't die fast enough and once we lose the industrial base that allows us to even feed 7 billions it's a slow domino effect.

>>36482772
>What we see happening with muslims today is what things were like for the germans back then. They were out to replace the native german population with none-germans. They had every right to kick everyone that wasn't german out.
What? The Jews werent out raping natives and commiting terror attacks every week. How exactly were they 'replacing' the native population when they had no power to do so? Again, most jews were just shopkeepers or school teachers.

>>36482733
>jews didn't integrate so they weren't a part of the native culture

African Americans still haven't integrated entirely to common culture in the US yet they are distinguishable from Africans in Africa obviously. European Jews were not the same jews living in Canaan I 100% guarantee you this is true.

>>36482772
Dunno, man. The Allies didn't inter them into camps for whatever purpose. That was definetely the Germans. Or are you saying countries have some kind of duty to take in refugees?

>>36482772
>then they should have just taken the kikes and poles into their countries as opposed to bombing the shit out of germany
Wait so Germans didnt kill the poles either? Can we not pretend the nazis didnt slaughter 'sub-human slavs' because not even actual neo-nazis claim this.

>>36482662
yes he did. look it up.

>>36482844
Even if the oil runs out eventually, I think some semblance of an industrial civilization could be at least partly sustained with nuclear energy.

>>36482861
Yeah I know, I'm just saying they were an easy target because they did stand out as different from the local culture.

>>36480964
Not pissed, peeved

>>36482868
This is silly. He's acting like there was ever a proposal or an opportunity for anything like this to happen.

>>36480076
I wouldn't be surprised if the phantom time conspiracy or something similar to it has occured

>>36481701
>Centralized society selects against men
I agree with this sentiment for the most part. As society moves forward, the need for hyper-masculinity is greatly decreasing. Traditional male traits, and biological male traits are now negatively influencing the way men interact with society.
In a way, I think I'm starting to understand how ill-suited traditional men are for modern society.
>men of all races and ethnicities are dropping out of the work force, abusing opioids and falling behind women in both college attendance and graduation rates.
>Since 2000, wage inequality has grown more among men than among women
>https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/16/opinion/the-increasing-significance-of-the-decline-of-men.html?_r=2

>>36482844
this seems possible and frightening. I don't think (optimistically) that the big crash is going to happen until at least I'm old enough I won't have silly notions of trying to survive for reasons, but who knows
>>36482887
this would require a lot of measured reductions in quality of life for groups with some force, and a lot of cool heads/cooperation. I don't see it

>>36482929
>phantom time conspiracy
Quick run down?

>>36482887
You can't build or maintain a nuclear plant without oil powered machinery, let alone extract, refine and enrich uranium or thorium from the ground.

I don't actually belive peak oil will be the end of civilization, but we're so dependant on it any serious disruption in the world supply would be impossible to compensate for in the short term.

>>36482649
Use an alternative fuel source, oil isn't the only thing out there.

>>36480181

Yah cause God knows, wanting the exact access to marriage, not being fired etc as everyone else sure counts as an "agenda".

>>36482815
>how many other evolving species are there?
Are you retarded? Just asking. Do you know what a species is?

>>36480333
>>36482662
I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure Alex Jones said this in reference to some pesticides that leaked into a swamp or something. The pesticides had a hormone caused the male frogs to develop ovaries inside their testes. So I guess it's kinda true

I unironically believe in meme magic.

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water-powered engines exist but anyone who has ever tried to publicize it has been killed

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>>36480428

The epidemic of depression and anxiety comes from a spoiled snowflake generation with helicopter parents who are then thrown into the world with zero coping skills.

>>36483001
But this shit's true and has been observed in fish too. Their homonal makeup and sexual organ development are two of the things that get fucked the hardest anf fastest by pollutants like xenoestrogens.

>>36482845
Teachers who brainwashed german children.

Just like today kikes were in control of the flow of information, they had a fake news problem that was celebrating kikes and constantly bashing native germans. The comparison i was trying to make was that muslims are being advertised and encouraged to breed, meanwhile native french, swedes and germans are being demonized and made out to seem like people with bad intentions for so much as reporting a crime committed by muslims. Back then you couldn't complain about jews at all or you were a bad guy just like you can't report muslim crimes without being called an islamophobe.

I don't think peak oil would ever be a problem because by the time it comes around there'd already be mass-produce bio-oil, I mean people already use algae to create crude oil so I don't think it'd be a huge problem 10 years down the line.

You as you percieve yourself is just a limitation of you ego, purposfully designed so that you don't realize you're llaying character. The line between your atoms and the atoms of the air, the ground, and everything else is imaginary, because as part of this universe you are it. I don't know how people cannot accept that part, and that what we're doing, everything we do, is playing, because what else would we do? That's what everything is, thing playing games and seeing how intricate and detailed it can get, and you're the part of this unconscious computer that's come alive and can look back on itself through and individual experience.

If you really spend time on this you'll realize how obvious it was the whole time, you didn't already know because what's more fun than getting completely lost in a game?

>>36480076
That meme magic is manifesting in this world. I almost unironically want to praise kek.

>>36482960
Holy Roman EmperorOtto III,Pope Sylvester II, and EmperorConstantine VII got together and rewrote a big chunk of history so that it placed them at the special year of 1000 AD, and to legitimize Otto's claim to the Holy Roman Empire. Because of this, the entire Carolingian period is a complete lie, with a "phantom time" of 297 years (614 to 911 AD) added to theEarly Middle Ages.
There's a lot of contradictions to this conspiracy but like I said, it could be possible for an era of time or even famous people like Casaer to be completely fabricated or some cases, have people or events erased from history books. Those who control the present, controls the past and those who controls the past, controls the future.

>>36483084
Germany still had pogroms back then and the stabbed in the back myth was pretty much mainstream, I sincerely doubt they were celebrating Jewry. Also Germany did start that thing called WW1.

>>36483086
it's a matter of expended resources vs gain. If we expend so much of X to gain Y then the process is fucking worthless. Oil already exists, and through a very difficult process we extract it as a resource. Imagine if the process intensifies so natural resources become more short as we deplete whatever else we can possibly generate heat with.

Peak oil isn't a conspiracy, it's a legitimate theory. Our technology might change enough that we can harness other energy sources easier better no one is sure if our technology will happen fast enough.

>>36483084
>Just like today kikes were in control of the flow of information,
Utterly untrue I'm not sure what you've been reading
>Back then you couldn't complain about jews at all
Hilariously untrue. There was very open anti-semitism in Europe and even America.

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Republicans literally want to trash education because the less educated people are, the easier they are to get to vote using fear tactics like "Muh terrorists", "Muh trannies", "Muh abortions", or "Muh liberal professors" and they literally don't have the sense to do anything other than vote for whatever name has an "R" besides it.

>>36483123
>have people or events erased from history books
I don't think this is completely possible as important events survive in tradition even if heavily distorted. For example, I believe Arthur existed and actually ruled over a good chunk of Britain, he was probably a roman officer or something but his reign and story have melted into a myth.

>>36483123
Interesting. I doubt it's true but might read more about it. Thanks.

>>36483028
You mean the steam engine?

>>36483259
He means he's seen videos of people pouring water (ethanol) into cars and driving them on youtube videos.

Scientology is real and right.

No other religion is hated and shilled against.

There are no TV specials about the evil of judismn or Christianity or even Satanism. For Scientology there are many.

There are specials about religion overall like religulus but they are more for athiesmn and how believing in a god overall is bad.

>>36483259
Why can't these be used for cars? Does tons of water have to be used?

This thread is a test to see how much we know or have figured out, so they know which of us to recruit or hit with the brain-fog rays.

>>36483319
Heron of Alexandria built a steam car. It was a POS. They're heavy as fuck and you still need to burn something to make the water heat up.

>>36483294
Tons of anti-Christian media out there. Scientology is retarded.

>>36483319
It's a primitive version of the combustion engine. Steam engines are essentially small coal power generators. How do you not know this are you being ironic?

>>36483196
I'd argue that the dems want people 'educated' a very specific way for a similar reason.

>>36483188
>>36483177
I'm out of stuff to come up with guys, that was a fun thing we had going.

>>36483342
Is that person from ancient times or something?

We can use solar power now.

>>36483364
Give a few examples.

>>36483397
It won't heat the water fast enough. Enough energy doesn't hit the surface of the thing to make it go, if it's car-sized.

>>36483372
No its not.
Its an engine that runs from the energy of the steam. Coal is not needed.

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>>36483480
How is steam made?

I seriously can't tell if you're intentionally being stupid.

>>36483461
We can invent something. We can charge a battery with the sun and use it to heat the water. We can even use a combo battery and steam thing. Free green clean energy.

We can even go beyond powering just cars.

>>36483529
we use oil to produce those things which don't return the some energy value that is expended on producing. IE, you made a business investment with shit returns and now you're screwed.

>>36483525
You heat it up.
You can also make it with chemicals.

Where's the coal?

I cant tell either are you being ironic or are you just ignorant? Are you beyond high school science?

>>36483123
that's my kind of conspiracy theory

I didn't really consider before that people could have faked the timeline by introducing a different calendar leading so periods of 'phantom times', that's really an intriguing thought

>that you were in the year 2000
>not in the real year 2000
>computers go haywire 300 years from now (jk)

>>36483443
>Religulous
>The God Delusion
>South Park
>tons of movies that would be considered offensive if they were based on any other faith such as Dogma and the Life of Brian
Plus every edgy kid shits on Christianity while Islam and Judaism are more protected.

nobody has disproven hollow earth yet

>>36480076
thought I was the devil every time I saw a 6 I felt evil

>>36480076
We really did land on the moon but NASA faked all the evidence beforehand in the event we failed again

>>36483580
I mean I got that famous people / events could have been faked, but simply inventing a different calendar 500 years later is something else

>>36483577
Yes, which flavor of fuel source would you like to use to heat that water? I personally enjoy the idea of every car having a nuclear reactor inside it like long range submarines.

>>36483574
Then we invent something to make it produce more energy than it expends.

>>36483577

>>36480181
That "gay lobby" is only the first floor, their are rooms for racemixing and other sexual deviancy, room service to keep women out of the kitchen, a rooftop to urge you to jump off, and a pool of white people tears.
>and the whole DAMN HOTEL is owned by the Jews... why else would they make you pay for the drinks in the mini-fridge?

I'm pretty certain the syrian gas attack was a false flag.

I seriously believe some people rule countries and big organizations in the dark and we are just puppets. Look at all that crazy shit with subliminal messages in movies for kids and look at the current media, someone must been try harding to control people! Look at all this degeneracy with feminism.
But they don't fool me and that's why I'm a failure in this fabricated world.
I don't think that this is just the jews meme.
Humans are slaves for other humans right from the moment we are born.

>>36483649
>why else would they make you pay for the drinks in the mini-fridge?

they call it a mini-bar instead of a mini-fridge, that is the reason

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>>36483577
>You heat it up.

>Where's the coal?

you're not serious

>>36483639
This is what my original argument was. This is a literal cornerstone of physics and reality, we can't do it. Google "perpetual motion machine" and start reading.

>>36483581
Like I said those are more attacks on believing in a god at all than just that certain religion. Christianity is just the most famous, Islam and judismn seem idk ethnic to most ppl.

But going by you maybe Christianity IS real.

>>36483639
>Then we invent something to make it produce more energy than it expends.
That's not how this works, pal.

That the Jews are are controlling the majority of the media and use it to sway public opinion in favor of their agenda.

I believe in chemtrails desu

>>36483740
Rothschild family. They've caused wars and funded both sides and swayed them to benefit them. They own most countries banks. Them fucking Jews own the world.

>>36483709
Not can't do it anon, just haven't yet.

Ppl once aid we couldn't fly its impossible. Ppl said we couldn't go to space its impossible, ppl said electricity is impossible.

Anon have faith humanity can do it.
Because we can.

Why all the shilling anon?

>>36483613
I like this one
I once heard a moon landing conspiracy that said we landed on the moon but the footage was fake because we didn't want to expose the actual technology that was used to get there or that the footage was corrupted/destroyed by the radiation.

quantum suicide

>>36483693
Is coal the only thing we can heat things up with?

Chemtrails are intended to terraform the earth for a non-human species

>>36483798
What the fuck is quantum suicide

That I'm dead.

>>36483786
This is a fundamental misunderstanding of reality. Even if we some how created a machine that ran on some thing undeniably plentiful it would still ultimately die. We live on a planet that has renewable resources we don't life on a planet of infinite resources.

>>36483797
Oh the fake moon landing footage was destroyed too. What are the chances of both getting ruined??

>>36483834
A thought experiment people take super serious for some reason.

>>36483830
Chemtrails are a last-ditch DoD program to avert catastrophic climate change

>>36483865
I meant that the original footage was destroyed by radiation and that's why it was faked.

>>36483892
Can I get a simple summary please? I'm too stupid to understand the wikipedia article

>>36482977

>"B-BUT THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU, GOY-UH, I MEAN HOMOPHOBE!"

sorry schlomo but nobody's raping my kids

>>36483857
Water is renewable. The steam combines to create Giant clouds and when it gets too heavy the clouds condense and it rains. This rain goes into the ocean, lakes, ponds whatever and then we can use it again.

Its kinda hard to explain. YouTube " the magic school bus" and "water" it will explain everything.

>>36483925
>infinite universes
>you kill yourself
>but also you dont because infinite versions of you exist

>>36483942
Holy shit you got him! Haha called him a jew nice one bet he's scurrying back to the synagogue as we speak *high five*

That everyone can hear my thoughts but don't know they're coming from me... Yet.

>>36483903
Chemtrails are an attempt to amplify the effects of high frequency ionosphere experiments

>>36483917
Wasn't it streamed live on TV?

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>>36480181
I believe it. If not a higher level, there's at least small groups using things like discord to organize and try and pull pysops on /r9k/ and other boards. It all feels too forced, there's a lot of it, and similar threads seem to spring up around the same time.

there are ruins of ancient civilizations with better tech than us on the ocean floor

>>36484063
And what are you basing that on?

>>36483965
I'm very familiar with middle school natural sciences. Let me explain to you first of all there is no way in shape or form that water alone will ever be capable of generating electricity. Water produces electricity because we apply this other scientific principle called thermodynamics which expends a resource to excite the atoms of water that then rises and turns an object. The object that turns is what generates electricity not the water. The problem is making a turnbine spin infinitely which certainly can't be achieved by water which is a finite resource. What I mean by finite is there is in existence only so much water and if it's all at raging hot temperatures to fuel our industrial complex all life on earth is rather fucked.

>>36480553
The first two are absolutely true and not conspiracy at all
I was fucking blown away when I realized just how few Jews there are in the world

>>36483925
i think its what bioshock infinite was about

>>36484011
Well then maybe it was a pre recorded backup incase the footage was destroyed.

I believe that the way I look and talk is extremely different from the way I perceive it.
Like to the point where I have no idea.

I also believe that medicine is kind of a hoax and that our attempts to understand everything are slight compared to the real complexity of things

That stems from a general belief that everything humans do and "accomplish" is basically pointless

>>36484087
rising sea levels over time

it's not really a conspiracy theory but the idea of a boltzmann brain fucking terrifies me

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"Jobs" are part of an elaborate zionist propaganda machine to make people think capitalism is broken and ideologically err towards Marxism.

>>36480076
JFK was killed by the CIA

>>36484117
Something to chew on.

>Cornell: 21% Jewish student population
>UPenn: 26% Jewish student population
>Columbia: 27% Jewish student population
>Harvard: 25% Jewish student population
>Yale: 28% Jewish student population

>Jews: 1.4% of US population

>>36484103
We have to heat the water up anon. I'm not saying water sitting alone will do it. That would be dumb.

We do use dams and water to create electrity tho. Hmm could we use the force of a moving car to create energy?

Can we make a car use less energy so we wouldn't have to use as much?
Using just the sun wouldn't be such a stretch.

Hmm forget water maybe the suns light is where its at. It is moving extremely fast.

>>36484325
Such is the power of even 10 points of IQ.

If people realized how important IQ was, brainlets would be throwing themselves from buildings every hour.

>>36484236
is it worse than brain in a jar

>>36484204
nihilism is no conspiracy

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>Earth spins at 1670km/h
>Earth revolves around the sun at 107000km/h
>solar system moves at 828000km/h

>somehow we can't feel ANY OF THIS

>globeheads expect me to believe it

>>36484329
All these options have been thoroughly researched and also applied at some point in history. The resounding answer is that all these applications aren't as practical or even functional as burning fossil fuels of any kind. Mankind spelled the end of the world when he discovered how to harness fire but we did reach for the stars with it didn't we.

>>36484252
That's just a fact.


This ain't origin

>>36484325
we just have a high IQ compared to goyim

>>36484325
Maybe the Jewish god is real and they really are chosen.

Which makes this place the REAL conspiracy.

Why does place hate on Jews so much?

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This thread made me realize.

Even if /pol/tards scream how not that many people died in the Holocaust, and that would be true. They still "trapped" innocent people only because they were jews. How is that in any way ok? 5 people or 5 billions, doesn't matter. Its still on of the most evil shit you can do. Especially if true is even half of the shit they said was going down in this concentration camps.

>Tfw i see the cage where you had to be crawled in because it was too smull to stand or even sit in it

Why are peopel such fucking evil being.s

>>36484446
netanyahu plz go

That aliens are real

>>36484446
im not saying holocaust is ok im just saying it didnt happen on the scale they say it did

try saying that to anyone in real life

>>36484410
Sometimes things just arent possible At THAT TIME.

Technology advances anon. My phone has more power than the top of the line computer had ten years ago.

You live thousands of miles away from me probably but we are talking to each other. This would be considered sorcery anon.

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>>36484517
>two guys who were studying aliens and alien evidence literally died at the same day even if they were on the other side of the globe
>both were mentally stable
>Both commited """"suicide"""

Boy sure do Aliens don't exist when everyone trying to prove they exist is fucking murdered

>>36480553
This is true but the simulation theory stuff is sci-fi bullshit, and I say this as somebody who spends their days working on philosophy

>>36480621
>MUH RUSSIA

hahaha, god damn, give us one scrap of proof here

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>>36484087
TEKELE-LII
TEKELE-LII

>>36484565
Only common people thought those things were impossible, scientists knew that all the things you just listed were physically possible. I'll say that humanity could find a new fuel resource to survive on, as a matter of fact I know humans will do so even if it's in our decline and eventual end. What I'm saying is that things can't last forever. It's outside the realm of possibility to create an endless power source that has great returns. No matter what we do it will eventually stop as sure as it had a beginning.

>>36482102
>HmPepe.jpg

top shill

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>>36484710
>top shill
>mfw

>mass media and consumerism is disillusioning the citizens
>citizens slowly losing hope
>requirements for a depression diagnosis broadened to include the disillusioned
>"depressed" people given SSRIs (i.e. Prozac)
>SSRIs have the side effect of violent behaviour
>Depressed kids on Prozac start shooting up schools
>blame vidya to stifle interactive media so citizens don't have an alternative to passive media
>blame guns to rally people to limit the ability to acquire them
>sneks eternally treaded on
seems like it hasn't worked so well yet.

>>36480333
that one is true though, look up the effects of Atrazine.

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>>36483014
Best post ITT

ogirano

The moon is a hollow spaceship.

>>36480076
>government always spying on us
wut is snowden and cloud9
>chem trails
Look at the patents and interviews with pilots
>gay lobby
what is trap threads and more gay people than ever
>Fluoride in the water to poison us
it is literally industrial waist
>Aliens
I know thoses little shits have abducted me i have nights that i know damn well i closed those doors/ windows and i wake up and they are open
>mental illness is a cover up for breaking mind control
Why are there normal symptoms for paranoia?

>>36480076
The political and economic elite of the world all engage in or at least know of pedophile rings. Read "The Dutroux Affair".

>>36482383
Copious, copious amounts of alcohol.

>>36484933
Fluoride is TECHNICALY a poison but you would have to drink tons of it to be effected. There is such a small amount of it that you would have to drink a lot of it and everyday to feel the affects. Who drinks water everyday?
Plus you can always flush it out by drinking water.

>>36485041
>fluoride in water
>drink water to flush out fluoride
wat
>who drinks water every day
i mean i do or at least coffee made with water

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I only believe in the illuminati and (((pure coincidence))). Other ones are questionable for me.
Oh, and also fake moon landing.

Fuck dude I got out of this place 10 months ago how did I end up back on this website again? Fucking had enough to worry about and now I'm questioning everything all over.

>>36480076
The government are going to band non selfdriving cars soon so makeshift tanks will not be made when they start putting us into camps

Eternal Recurrence.
No heaven, no hell, just a reset.

>>36482699
>gnomes

hidden from plain sight

>>36484933
>>mental illness is a cover up for breaking mind control

holy shit i never thought of it that way.

>>36485366
>fake moon landing

it's real

i unironically believe the universe is a huge simulation and a good amount of everything is predetermined like a program.

i believe in the holocaust but i dont think the numbers are accurate.

i think that jews control mass media and push whatever they feel and control the banks, controlling inflation.

i believe the government, mainly the US government, is hiding advanced technology from its citizens.

i think the NSA programs like BULLRUN and XKEYSCORE, etc., are still in effect and that telecommunications companies are still handing our data to the NSA and the highest bidder.

>>36481360
Dumbass, you were banned form /his/ because it says in the board's rules that you can't discuss retarded and racist theories on there. However, you can freely discuss it on /pol/.

>>36481364
>that pic

you remember exodia, right?

>>36485683
What's real? The conspiracy or the moon landing?

The Olympic sunk on April 15th 1912

>>36485801
>multiple space missions
>anon still thinks that the moon landings were faked

>>36483294
>they only pretend our goofy bullshit is wrong because they're in on it!
how do you not choke on your own spit?

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>>36480076
some space stuff they keep jidden i guess

>>36484568
Aliens aren't killing them.

>>36480621
>Russia is destroying the West by using the Internet to make us all hate each other
Dunno about Russia but someone is definitely turning everyone against each other.

>>36480855
How do I go about joining this organisation? Do wear a funny hat and rub my hands a lot? I need money

>>36480767
I guess I can buy this.

>>36480076
Literally no one except me believes it, so, no.

>>36480076
Hitler made it to South America post WW2 and lived out his life, dying in old age.

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>>36481364
Hell ain't so bad once you're used to it

>>36480076
The whole country of Burma/Myanmar is a hoax and doesn't exist

>>36480721
You're right anon, and you can't prove to me that you exist. You could just literally be an AI bot on reddit's servers. But I believe you exist because your descriptions which I read of the experience of being conscious, were you to write them and put in a good effort, would likely align with my understanding of what it's like to be conscious

By Occam's Razor I can then assume you're conscious too and that consciousness isn't a big deal to be skeptical about, just a fact of reality

>>36480721
>>36487018
Furthermore, all we know for sure to exist is this universe. We are in it, it's all we can get qualia from.

And if it's a simulation, that doesn't mean that it doesn't exist - it just means that simulations are not fake, they are literally real too

Globalists in charge all around Europe are planning to get rid of all seperate cultures and nationalities to turn Europe into one big country with no interesting things like cultural differences. Ireland was probably chosen as the first major target due to the culture already having been eroded by hundreds of years of being oppressed by the British.

Tolkien was writing about a real event in hidden human history but the shadow government censored parts of it to make it seem like fantasy.

>>36486799
doesn't have to be anyone external
the MSM used to be all-encompassing. literally anyone who claimed to not own a television set was looked at like they were some sort of weirdo snob or religious nut. it was inescapable, the way that the dominant narratives were shaped and massaged into what seemed like "order" - in fact it was a rigorously-created fiction by extremely intelligent people in politics, academia, the media, and the art world aimed at producing a calming, universalist peace.
whoever it was that had control, has suddenly either let their hands drop from the controls, or their successors were incompetent, or else (most likely in my view) the internet made it absolutely impossible for people to be herded by the overarching media sources any longer, and they've splintered off into their respective echo chambers that CANNOT communicate with each other AT ALL. more than that, it's getting to the point where they might as well be speaking entirely different languages, using completely different perspectives on the facts in order to support entirely separate value systems.
as soon as people were able to get away from each other, they split off in all different directions into their respective subcultures, and it's been like herding cats ever since. whether we knew it or not, the systems that kept a relative monopoly over the message in our civilization was a unifying force, which prevented people from running away from each other in disgust at their retarded opinions, and now every retarded opinion under the sun has a group that advocates it, because the internet lets all kinds of freaks and marginal people accrue the minimum numbers to assert and individual identity around it.
we're in the dangerous, uncharted territory of intellectual freedom, and without careful editorial control it's running down every toxic and antisocial culdesac that's currently imaginable.
who will save us from ourselves? do we need anyone? or is this the new normal?

determinism/fatalism
i still peek both ways before crossing the road

When George Bush won the presidency, he used presidential monies to make a function delorean time machine. He went back in time and supplied dylan and eric with the materials to carry out the columbine shooting. When he flew the delorean back, he messed up and came back to the future inside the world trade center. It wasn't bombs or thermite, it was a malfunctioning flux capacitor.

>>36481137
Isn't that second one called Gnosticism or some shit?
Like the God being worshiped now is a fake God?