>haven't showered for 5 days >smelled myself just

>>36475878
>5 days
>not 5 weeks

don't get to close to the armpits and you're good

Being clean feels too good to go more than 2 days without showering. Plus it makes sleeping super pleasant at nights.
>being under the covers, feeling fresh and clean
>manly bouquet of soap, deodorant and cologne lingering and trapped under the sheets

No idea how you guys can sleep feeling like old grease and radiating feet and armpit stink.

Showers are comfy. It's the only place where I feel like the mediocrity of my life doesn't matter.

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>>36475981
>wearing deodorant and cologne to bed
what the fuck senpai

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Just because you guys are robots doesn't mean you can't wash your stank asses

How else would i keep my assworms baka senpai

>>36475878
hormones
I forget sometimes for over a week or so
I dont smell at all
just my hair gets super oily and groady

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>>36475878
havent showered in years. the trick is to just breathe out your mouth

>>36475878

It eventually gets to a point where you can't smell any worse, and even then it isn't that bad