>You are at the pool >You see this How would you

>>36473089
This exact thing happened 2-3 days a week for a month.

looks like my ex. i would run.

>Hide my boner
>Do nothing

>>36473089
holy shit do you have a source

ogj;hjilhilhijiii

Be disgusted. Ass isn't supposed to move like a bag full of pudding.

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>>36473089
If she does that two more times I'd just ask if she needs help getting out of the pool.

>>36473089
Try not to get caught staring and fap like a madman when I get home

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>>36473089
"Get the fuck out of my pool nigger"

>>36473089
See what?
A black woman in an ill fitting swimsuit who is too weak to get out of a pool?
smile

hide my little benor between my legs and hope she doesn't notice my boner

>>36473089
>black person
>swimming
i'd pass out from shock

I swear most of you guys have NO idea how big of an advantage your skin color is for hooking up with a good number of black women.

A few of you do, and just wouldn't approach them anyway because you're just not into black women, and I understand that.

But I feel like most of you would gladly take a black gf but believe they would all reject you just like all the white girls that you know. WRONG. Unless you're incredibly obese or smelly, a good number of them would give you a shot. You don't even have to have fucking money or a full head of hair. I've seen fairly attractive women in public with the lankiest ugly white dudes. And I hate to admit it but it seems like it's mainly the darker-skinned ones and the ones with natural hair that do it the most.

>>36473089
POOLS CLOSED
DUE TO AIDS
original comment

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the correct response is BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>36473089
What the fuck
do some fucking squats
stop eating so much fried chicken
walk up some stairs
fucking get off your ass instead of sitting all day
holy fucking shit, that's nasty. That'd be like sticking your dick into a pillow full or yogurt.

>>36473089
It looks odd.

Why do people like asses like this, when you can have a firm, round one?

>>36474920
No fucking kidding.
Fat lovers get out.

>>36473089
>How would you react
Cum instantly

why does r9k have some thread with some black woman in it? what the fuck?

is the jewish shill meme real?

>>36475022
Because once you fall out of societal expectations you get a far more general sense of what attractive can be, which a small amount of black women are able to achieve. Dito with any race.

Granted, the % is very small. I've actually started calling out an attractive black women to my wife like we're on some sort of safari because it's so rare.

Now if only something could be done about the attitude/personality.

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>>36475022
Black women are cute and sexy anon. Take off your tinfoil hat for once.

>>36473089
Truth is I wouldn't be looking too long IRL because I don't like staring at women in public. I can fap to their internet videos in the privacy of my home thouigh. I would assume she is claimed by chad and keep my distance.

>>36473089
Look?
There aren't a lot of fucking options

>>36474255
My little sister loves white guys. My beautiful little sister.....

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>>36474255
I'm not white though. Kill me.

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>>36474255
>mfw there are no black girls where I live

>>36475317
That also means there are no black guys. You should count your lucky stars.

>>36475114
They are thick and strong, but they have attitudes and are paranoid about raycism like all blacks.

ask her number.

I'd just stare in enjoyment, like i do with every nice ass

>>36473089
Leave. A chimp out is inevitable at some point

I avoid the groid

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>>36474255
well the impression I have is that black women are even less tolerant than white women of men who are passive, submissive, or otherwise not given to a Chaddish "alpha" personality. That's the problem. I'm low-energy. I'm not one of those ambitious people who knows exactly what he wants and goes and takes it. Exactly the opposite. Everything I've heard is that black women are the least likely of all to put up with this.

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>>36473089
Talk to the girl

>>36474255

Truth.com

The 3 types of black women that are most likely to have whiteboy fever:
1. dark-skinned women
2. natural-haired women (ones with afros/very short hair).....particularly if they're race-conscious and love to talk about race issues but aren't overly angry/aggressive about it
3. the ones that talk and act white/boujee, like they're white Valley girls i.e. 'Hillary Banks' types

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>>36473089
Well, from the looks of it I'm in the pool so I guess I would have no reaction at all since I wouldn't be able to see it without my glasses

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>>36473089
>stare at it
>say nothing
>swim like nothing ever happened
but if i had a friend there
>ask him if her ass is made of jello

>>36473089

avoid looking so that she doesn't get weirded out and call the cops on me

>>36476068
Asians are based. I'm glad pussy whites are about to end. At least one civilized race will survive and let blacks weed themselves out in Africa. The only cancerous gene whites have is to be selfless and think helping the weak will always result in good things.

>>36476144
When has a woman ever called the cops for looking? More importantly, when have cops ever responded?

>>36473089
Look, if she turns back give a thumbs up

>>36473089
what is the point of these fucking threads

>>36476159
>muh zero-empathy bug race will inherit the earth
you'll eat dogs if left to your own devices

>>36475828
>well the impression I have is that black women are even less tolerant than white women of men who are passive, submissive, or otherwise not given to a Chaddish "alpha" personality

Black anon here.....let me let you in on a little secret: some black women have VERY different standards for black men and white men.

Sure, some of them are militant and will not date outside the race at all, don't get me wrong. But the ones that do? Shhhhhheeeeeeeiiiiiit.........

Many black women have FAR more and higher standards for dating black men. Black men even have a phrase for it: "Tupac in a business suit" (google it). That means you gotta be a good-looking, in-shape thug rapper as well as an educated professional with a lot of money, just to get some black women to even consider you.

But for white men? Shit.....you can be an average-looking white dude in a T-shirt, short khaki pants and slippers with no game whatsoever and no sign of a job....and you will have some of these black women blushing and gushing. As long as you don't show any signs of racism, they'll give you a chance......and in a few cases, even THAT isn't a disqualifying factor

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>>36474255
>And I hate to admit it but it seems like it's mainly the darker-skinned ones and the ones with natural hair that do it the most.
theyve grown up being self concious about both of these features, so yeah, this is true.

>>36475986
>3. the ones that talk and act white/boujee, like they're white Valley girls i.e. 'Hillary Banks' types
i would add to this, ones with more white friends than black friends, too. they dont need to be boujee, but at least appear to be it

t. a nigga

>>36476235
I'm white. Whites are fatally flawed. So-called "Jews" are just white people following a religion that takes the cancerous white gene of inclusion and guilt to the extreme. Even without Jews there would be plenty of bleeding hearts to do western civ in.

>>36473089
>implying I would go outside

Also

>public pool

Gross

>>36476299
>He knows literally nothing about Judaism

You dumb ass, Judaism is the opposite of inclusive

>>36476457
Anyone is invited to convert, but they are protective of their "chosen" status with a god and need to ensure no corrupters. Rabbis need to vet potential converts. It's the same deal with Mormons and their temples.

Jews see themselves at lights to the world and think everything they do is for the greater good. They believe white supremacy is cancer because it excludes too much of the human population and is unfair. They always attract to "fair" systems where everything is shared or everyone has an equal shot for success - like capitalism or communism.

Don't give me some cherry picked Talmud verses. The Torah is the core of Judaism. Talmud is just commentary. Everything about their bleeding heart and self-loathing religion can be found in the Old Testament, especially in the works of the prophets like Jonah, Isaiah, and Jeremiah.

>>36473089
I would be concerned and wonder why the zookeeper let the monkeys in the penguin exhibit.

Probably just stare and fap to the memory later.

In an alternate universe I'd ask her if she needed a hand

>>36476704
If I had the body, I would approach.

Black women want a body like Arnold with a Denzel face.

Lads, I want to badly to sexually dominate ethnic women, specifically latinas and middle-eastern qts.

It physically hurts how badly I want to impregnate them.

Please advise.

>>36474255

White guys are desired by every race of girls. They cannot be robots.

>>36473089
>i have a 18 ft deep pool at my house
>i will never have this in it

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>>36476772
Impregnate away, duh.

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>try not to stare too much
>Go home
>fap
>Cry
>long for sweet release of death
>hours later realize that my life is mine to do what I want with it
>there is so much more to enjoy in life then sex and relationships
>think about what I'm going to do with my new found resolve
>write a novel, learn a language, endless possibilities.
>decide to have a quick wank first
>cry
>Long for the sweet release of death

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getting a black waifu would literally save my laifu

schwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

i'd be harder than magma and i say this as a far right racist 1488er

>>36473089
See if it looks like she's there with her boyfriend. If not, try to work up some courage to talk to her and see if she'd want to go somewhere else.

>>36476772
Approach them, treat them like they're special, and don't give them any indication whatsoever that you're racist or you're only fucking them due to their race. Most of them don't like that and can sense it if you come on too strong

>>36477227
eyyyy, it's that bish off day orange'n'black tv, crzy eyz, eyyyyy

>No one here says eat the ass

Are you guys gay or somethin?

>>36478753
But gay men are the one that eat ass.

I would just fuck her pussy dude.

>>36478753
But poop comes from there anon

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>>36478868
>He thinks girls have poop in their butts

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>>36476144
>black
>calling the cops

>>36475114
like retards, their average IQ is also 1-2 standard deviations lower than white mens'. Doesn't mean I want a retard or nigger gf.

>>36476661
You literally fapped to that.....be honest

>>36473388
This. Fucking disgusting.

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I want to bury my face in this big black ass.

>>36473089
I need to see her face to make a final decision......

i like black women, but i would never even try

most don't seem remotely interested in white guys

>>36480871
>most don't seem remotely interested in white guys
Topkek lad

>>36475895
I wonder what her underboob sweat tastes like

>>36480899
they aren't and you are deluded for thinking they are

plus, they are used to bigger dicks, so good fucking luck with your average white cock

>>36481092
I'm /blackbot/, if they don't go for whites and they don't go for blacks then.... you don't think, the Juden?

>>36481132
what do you mean they don't go for blacks? they obviously do, it's silly to suggest they don't

i hardly ever see black women date outside their race

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>>36481215
They dont go for me, certainly
Be honest with me anon, I'm not beyond salvation right? Maybe its just me
Pic related

>>36474255
i aint white man. im mixed.

>>36481347
you look fine i think

maybe it's a confidence thing, women can smell that shit a mile off

how you get confidence, or the ability to fake it - that is the real question anon

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>>36481347
hello, i live and go to school in good ole Dixie, and see plenty of black lads with your general look with both very attractive and sometimes relatively unattractive women

i don't know about the stache- i think it looks kinda neat but i'm also a straight male so i don't reckon i am your target audience either

if you're striking out repeatedly, i don't believe the main culprit behind that is your facial structure or looks rly

>>36481505
Yea that as been an issue, which is why I started drinking actually.

also I'm pretty sure BBC is a meme

>>36481614
>also I'm pretty sure BBC is a meme

There was some large-scale study done that showed that black men on average have dicks that are one inch longer than the average white man when erect.

That's what all the fucking noise is about. One fucking inch. I'm black, btw.

>>36481541
trying to get a goatee going, just to try it out idk

>I don't believe the main culprit behind that is your facial structure or looks rly
Great! except I still aint sure what the problem is though

>>36481614
well drinking isn't going to help, i should know because i drink heavily too

so you do get any attention from black women? or any women in general? do you try to date? what is your preference?

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>>36481712
just do your damndest to start figuring it out, man. forgive me if i'm presumptious, but might you be lucky enough to have a decent-close trustworthy friend thats better with the opposite sex? ask him whats going down in his opinion

i'm not exactly the most, uh...fluent in race-specific problems in terms of romance/sexuality/etc, ya know? guess my shitty tentative advice would be to identify which trait or traits is most appealing and attempt to act in accordance to those, while identifying unattractive traits and attempting to squash those

pretty generalized version of BEE URSELF maybe, but idk m8, i wish ya luck tho

>>36481763
I do occasionally match with <6/10 black women and thats it, im cool with that cause I do prefer black girls anyway but it never goes anywhere
this is strictly on Tinder btw

>>36481886
i've never tried Tinder, but it's probably not the best bet for the type of person who would be on /r9k/

>>36481848
>might you be lucky enough to have a decent-close trustworthy friend thats better with the opposite sex?

I've one (1) white friend who fits this exact description, he kills it on tinder somehow, talking like 8/10 white girls dude

it pisses me off cause dude was a huge faggot in highschool, also he opens every tinder conversation with "I'd highfive you" and somehow it works

I'm one year older then him and have always felt superior to him even with his success with women, would really prefer not to ask him on relationship advice

>>36481912
what do you recommend? I was thinking of trying out clubs/bars next cause I'm beginning to think online dating is a meme

>>36481986
>what do you recommend? I was thinking of trying out clubs/bars next cause I'm beginning to think online dating is a meme

that will be the same kind of women. the better bet is to attend events that cater to your interests. so id you like videogames, go to game events and try to talk to women, if you like anime go to anime conventions etc.

>>36482072
problem with that is girls are rare at those things, also id be going alone, is that cool?

>>36482132
i think you would be surprised at how many girls attend anime shit.

being alone is harder, and will take more guts. but it's not a dealbreaker by any means

>>36482178
welp, guess im headed to momo con or whatever the next weebvention is

>>36482198
might as well try

nothing to lose at this point

>>36481986
>also he opens every tinder conversation with "I'd highfive you" and somehow it works

thats really interesting- most folk around here would probably claim that he is simply attractive/wealthy/both enough to make that work. i'm starting to think that it is a problem with perspective.

you and I think that line is dumb as fuck, right? like, god bless it sounds so stupid! it seems so obvious

but it ain't like that for others, man. pretentious as all get out for me to say this, but its almost like the intellectual/wit standards are lower

wish ya luck, my melanin-enhanced gentleman

>>36474255

Lies. Most of them come from unfavorable backgrounds and the cultural shock is just tremendous. They are way too hostile and have a very different way of living.

They are also hostile by the default (the majority at least).

>>36473089
That's a nigger. I would get out the pool immediately, don't want none of that AIDS

>>36482581

>*most are hostile by default

And twice as xenophobic to caucasians as /pol/ is to minorities. No joke!.

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>>36473089

>tfw this post made me fantasize myself in that situation then her huge black boyfriend confronts me angrily and then starts to drown me while I'm struggling to stay alive and no one else is noticing or helping

now I'm agitated, is this even normal?

>>36473089
Get an erection and do nothing because I can't talk to women

>>36481347
are you Sky Williams' skinny brother?

>>36482843
hmmmm, no, I have gone to smash tourneys though here in Georgia and everyone says I look like Nairo (didnt have a mustache though)

>>36482840
its cute that you would consider talking to her if you didn't,
I probably could but I wouldn't just cause I know when I'm out of my league

>>36482911
shiiit, whereabouts in GA do you live? i live in Bartow, work in Gordon, and go to school in Kennesaw/Cobb

haven't gone to many smash events, but i usually hit the po-dunk local ones and have a good time. main peach/G&W

have you spotted a lily-white skellington male wearing a wifebeater with really long hair

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>>36473089
>Immediately leave the pool go to my room
>lube up my fleshlight, stick my obviously hard dick into it, and stroke my dick with it to the thought of that PABG sitting on my face and me burying my tongue in her asshole
>ejaculate harder than fuck
>continue stroking my dick with the fleshlight while I ejaculate despite the intense sensitivity
>as usual, cum a second time after powering through the sensitivity
>collect my cum from the fleshlight
>go back to the pool with my cum
>wait for the right moment when she's not paying attention or something to throw it into her hair
>leave the pool and go back to my room once again once my cum is in her hair
>pull out my already lubed up/cum slimed up fleshlight, stick my obiviously hard dick into it, and stroke it to the idea of my cum in hair
>cum harder than fuck again
>laugh at the fact that she's not my first cum haired queen, and certainly won't be my last

>>36483043
Marietta and No I havent seen anyone like that I've only been to three so far in my two years of playing smash 4, just don't have the time really, such is the life of a wage cuck

>>36483120
kek'd, but only because of how bazaar this was

Be incredibly paranoid that she's going to notice me looking but also hope she does notice me looking so she can tease me.

>>36483242
yeah, i feel you on that m8. work 40+ hours a week and go to KSU full-time so there ain't many free hours in my possession generally

maybe a bit weird, but wouldja consider driving up on 75 a bit to Bartow for a small party containing some tr4sh and other shit? lucked out and have a good crop of lads that play

>>36483469
Heck yea always looking for more people to tr4sh with

>>36483591
add me on steam if you'd like lad, sand_man_pb

>>36483718
hey I actually don't use steam often, and have never added anyone, add me: my logins Dark_finale

>>36473089
Help the girl get out of the pool she obviously can't cause ass to fat

>>36481347
You're pretty handsome, supra

>>36483975
right, i think i added you. person that hadn't set up anything with his profile, anyway

just don't have any real social media outlets besides twatter and i don't really care to throw out any of my details aside from steam, tough 2 connect with robots in here

my profile's name is Sandersson Jankins and the avatar is confederate general Thomas Jackson wearing a hat that says COCK

>>36481092
The "black guys have big dicks" is a worthless meme. If he's some 6"4' testosterone-packed beast chances are he has a big dick regardless of race. If he's a 5'8" balding shrimp chances are he has a small dick regardless of race. I've seen far more manlet black guys than tall ones.

>>36482675
A true robot has no respite from his feels even in fantasy.

>>36484158
aye, pretty sure its all done, gonna head to bed now, just message me on there whenever you wanna give me info on where the parties at or whatever

>>36484053
>supra?
>what did he mean by this