Sup senpai Any qt fembots down to shitpost and geek out

>>36470611
What are your credentials?

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>>36470611
Literally my face after that video I finished.

>>36470864
I am:
-18
-a dude
-cutely attractive
-americunt
-a relatively talented spriter and music composer
-sarcastic

And I wear glasses

>>36470986
Obviously I meant your spoopy /x/ credentials, dumbdumb.

>>36471021
Oh of course of course. WELL

-I'm a firm believer that all human minds are connected in some way
-I'm really interested in those mysterious natural disasters that happen from time to time
-/fringe/shit, cringey as it is, is pretty interdasting
-i always wanted to go on an adventure with someone to a cursed/haunted area; unfortunately this is tough since most of those are tourist attractions nowadays
-DEMONS. Yes pls

>>36470611
Euphoria was so amazing, holy shit.

>>36471096
You fail. Come back again in like ten years, noob.

>>36471124
O well. Best of luck on your ghost-finding adventures!

>>36471166
Thanks, I'll even give you a secret hint before I depart: there are almost for sure no such things as ghosts, just things that unconvincingly pretend to be them to draw your interest.

>>36471124
Spill the beans, anon. Or are you just trying to be pretentious?

>>36471205
Interdasting.
Thanks for the advice. I'll take note

>>36471241
The only one being pretentious here was a certain OP who dared solicit my company and then turned out to have no experience at all to bring to the table. What beans didya need spilled?

>>36471391
What kind of experience with paranormal things could a person have?

>>36470611
>qt
>girl
>r9k
Choose no more than 2

>>36471559
Lots. If you're completely without experience, these are the best noob guides I'm aware of.

http://orig10.deviantart.net/abcd/f/2017/047/8/6/the_psychonaut_field_manual_fourth_pdf_edition_by_bluefluke-d8rjuxc.pdf

http://paranormal.se/article/Liber_MMM.pdf

I'll tell you one thing I've realized, though. Most people who say they're interested in the paranormal don't actually WANT paranormal experiences, they just want the paranormal to EXIST as some vague and mysterious phenomena that they can think about to counteract how boring and limited the "normal" world appears to them when they get in romantic or sentimental moods. Most /x/phile types happily "believe in" dumb things they probably secretly know are lies, and shy away from trying out any techniques that have been given to them step by step, because they don't actually want any of it to be definitely "real" or "unreal", just all grounds for speculation to make life feel more exciting until they start thinking about something else.