So anon, you probably heard the news about the new antiterrorist

>>36469566

If this was a real law, I'd genuinely just rape her then wait fo rtyhe police. Rather go to jail and hurt someones feefees than get my dick cut off.

>>36469598
You wouldn't be able to do any of that because all non castrated male virgins over the age of 19 would be considered potential terrorists and would be followed closely by security services and agencies of all kinds. You would grab her, get tased, and wake up with your nutsack feeling a bit lighter.

>>36469566
I'll bite my tongue and kill myself now.

Why not just hire prostitutes?
Would be cheaper too.

>>36469566
Naw just give me the leathal injection instead.

However if the doc looked like that, I'd rape her first, then kill myself.

>>36469566
B-but how will i live without my balls?
They're kind of important to me.

>>36469566
I would accept my castration

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>>36470055
Not on my watch!

>>36470139
Because anon, if you didn't lose it naturally there must be something wrong with you!!! We wouldn't want you to become a school shooter or something...

>>36470165
You wouldn't do shit, anon. If you had that kind of courage in you, you'd have a gf by now.

>>36470233
No they're not. You can live fine without them.

>>36470242
Good boy.

>>36470435
*knows about this law in advance and skips appointment* try it fuckers!

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>>36469566
>>36470435
Is this your routine?

>>36470435
>Not on my watch!

You literally can't stop me from doing it.

>>36469566
Not over 19 tho

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>>36469566
What kind of antiterrorist laws would call for this?

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>>36470463
That's not how it works, anon.

>>36470465
Is that a problem? Do you hate me for it desu.

>>36470498
No but I can save you. You're not bleeding to death in a clinic, idiot.

>>36470533
You can go back home and do your best to try and lose your v-card before your birthday then.

>>36470546
Anon, everyone knows that male virgins shoot up schools and enroll in neo-nazi and islamic terrorist groups desu. It's only natural that people all over the world realized there was a problem here. Even ancient chinese knew that too many unmarried males inevitably leads to a revolution. So you have to either find a wife for every man or have a way to get them killed, either by forcing them to be part of your military and wage war recklessly, or by having them all executed.

Fortunately we're not barbarians anymore so we'll just stop all that excess testosterone production and you can go back to living your life desu.

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>>36470735
Why can't I just become a qt doctors foot slave though?

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>>36470735
>Do you hate me for it desu.
I don't hate the mentally disabled for being mentally disabled.

>>36469566
I'd immobilize the both of you with my virgin rage, lock the door and mating press you both one at a time. Thought you could sterilize my seed? Heh, you'll bear my child instead

>>36470735
But not having any sex hormones is bad for you

>>36470735
>No but I can save you

You're honestly retarded RPer. Even as simple as closing your mouth, you can bite your tongue, and people won't know it till you pass out from blood loss. At that point it's already too late.

D-d-d-does a trap dick in my ass count?

>>36471023
kek as if you are man enough to do that. wou would be crying like a bitch after you bit your tongue.

>>36470735
In this hypothetical situation, what are all the women doing? That, it's easier to castrate all men everywhere if virgins at 19 by government enforced law, than to just make a law to pair people together?

>>36471023
The only thing you would get from biting off your tongue is becoming mute for life. Wounds like that heal crazy fast.

>>36471083
If it meant not losing my balls, I'll bite my tongue clean off and die on my own terms. Hell, if this thing became a law I'd have already killed myself realistically.

>>36471106
You do realize biting your tongue is a frequent enough method of suicide, used in the past by slaves who didn't even have the freedom to hang themselves or jump off a building?

It's the always-available way out, if you commit to it.

>>36470435
You mean if I go around raping women I'll have a gf? And here all this time I've been doing it wrong.

lol your logic sucks anon.

>>36471134
You do realize that it's a myth, right?
One of the things romanticized in fiction, like chloroform.

>>36471165
>Historically, frequently documented
>Myth

Troll harder

>>36469566
once someone has gone through puberty, castration won't cause changes in behavior

like, I get that this is one of your sissy tranny fantasies, but at least try to keep it factually correct

>>36471212
>once someone has gone through puberty, castration won't cause changes in behavior

This is completely wrong in case anyone is wondering.

Doc, if I'm not a virgin but I have ED do i still have to get castrated?

>>36471212
>once someone has gone through puberty, castration won't cause changes in behavior
kek there sure is lots of retards on 4chan now a days

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>>36470782
Because THE LAW anon. The law.

>>36470831
That's very okay of you anon.

>>36470843
No anon. You'd get subdued and restrained and castrated.

>>36470878
You endocrinologist will help you.

>>36471023
You're not a samurai or whatever epic warrior you think you are, anon. You should have used the courage you pretend to have to get a gf.

>>36471034
Yes it does.

>>36471098
They do whatever they want. Probably having sex with Chad.

>>36471146
The law says virgin men over 19 get castrated, anon. What do you want me to tell you.

>>36471212
Do you know what a castration is, anon? Of course it changes things. Even if you still produce testosterone, you produce a lot less.

>>36472796
If you're not a virgin you don't get castrated, no.

B-B-But....I-I'm a girl......

>>36473077
>You endocrinologist will help you.
A-are you telling me I need to get estrogen?

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>>36473111
Are you? I can't just take your word for it.

>>36473179
I'm telling you that you'll be helped with whatever you need in case you encounter hormone imbalance problems after the procedure. You'll have to talk to your endocrinologist about the details.