>Get woken up by loud noises >Walk outside, see this

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do this a second time

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Maurice

>flip them off
>go back to sleep

I would be ok with it desu

>realise your country is about to lose another war
>pack the bags
>first flight to New Zealand

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Cheer them on and probably cry from happiness. Afterwards I'd ask to join their military if they had one.
>>36467975
>ifunny watermark

>>36467990
>Holy shit
Fourth Reich has no chances against this guy

>>36467920
Die Fahne hoch,
Die Reihen fest geschlossen...

wow this wasn't original

>>36468055

>implying I give a fuck either way
>implying I wouldn't be happy with a quick death by rifle squad

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>>36467976
>mfw someone says hitler was racist

ask them if i can join
origian tortellini

>oh look Europe is about to get destroyed again

Let see. Short German manufacturing and go long on American manufacturing.

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>>36467920
>sieg heil
>go back to sleep with a smile on my face

>>36468055
Aaannndd into the chamber you go!
>Captcha is gas stations

>>36467920
Ask them what's going on and hope they don't beat me to death or call police

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>>36467920
>tfw they'd look at my search history and put me in a camp

>>36468026
Fuck off, we're full
Please come and remove these filthy Chinese from our country

>>36468077
So, enlighten me.

What did Hitler actually want? What was the purpose of the whole Aryan race thing, especially considering Hitler wasn't Aryan himself?

As to answer the OP, I'm Aryan, so... do nothing, because no matter what happens, it won't affect me.

>>36467920
Open my window and greet them with a warm smile, inviting some of the soldiers for a cup of coffee.

>>36467920
Sorry we bet on him once already and Hungary lost 1/3rd of its territory, some even to fucking Austria who lost as well!
>tfw living on land no longer Hungary
>raised like a Hungarian
>not even living in Hungary
>When I go to Hungary people are surprised I speak the language
>here people hate me because I 'don't belong here'

>>36467920
Well, I'm half cuban, half white. Pretty tan, with white features. Probably get thrown into a camp.

>>36468312
>be Hungarian
>don't know Hungarian history
Trianon was WWI not WWII and you had it coming

sit outside in a lawn chair sipping an Old Fashioned and cheer as they arrest communists

>>36468375
This part was retaken in WWII, but at the end it got returned to the fucking Slavs...

>>36468394
>be Hungarian
>take other people's land
>forced to return it
>invade it an take it back
>cry when you have to return it again

>What do you do

Probably call the cops because I seriously doubt the neo-nazis have the proper permits to shut down the road for a demonstration/event.

>>36467920
I'm a Jew, so I'd feel at least a bit awkward.

Also, I'm concerned about the robots who see this as a good thing. Since most robots here would be considered disabled or degenerate under 1940s NatSoc. And we all know what Nazi's did to the disabled/degenerate.

>>36468419
Well fuck those other people, to this day there are fewer of them here than us, I say fuck the outnumbered ones!

>>36468453
What the only called them worthless bread consumers and mass executed them, what's so wrong about that?

>>36468419
>be "slovakian"
>meme nation
>talks shit about 1000year old country

>>36468312
Magyar brobot?

>>36468077
He considered all but white Germans inferior, but he didn't have a problem with other races fighting for him

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>>36467920
If they band together we Slavs then we could happily remove kebab together. If not then 1945 all over again.

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>>36468489
Because they would probably see you and other robots as worthless bread consumers, and execute you as well (unless you want to be offed). If anything, you guys would probably be among the first to go.

>>36468569
With Slavs*

Fuck you autocorrect kebab.

>>36467920
Grin and observe a target rich enviroment as my scope comes into focus

>>36468472
If you're the majority why do people say you don't belong there?
>>36468493
>be 1000 year old "country"
>lose to Turks
>lose to Slavs
>lose to Germans
>lose to Gypsies
>lose to yourself

>>36468511
olyan is van

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>>36467920
Commence firing.

*Partisan intensifies*

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>>36467920

Kill them and desecrate their bodies

>>36468591
Serbians were the ones changing their minds about joining the Nazi side back then, why would it be any different now?

>>36468624
because anyone who speaks up gets rekt, at least they used to, so people are taught to be silent and distant, this way we aren't banding together and causing riots, while the slavs band together so they can pick us off 1 by 1 and beat the crap out of us.

>>36467920
>realise I'm still dreaming
>wake up

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>>36467920
Post memes around the city for all the Nazi-boo faggots

>>36468676
Slavs in general, not just Serbians. Just used the Serb as pic related since they're pretty famous for removing kebab. Guess I could have used a Hussar as well.

>>36468664
>Talk about killing Nazis
>Posts a communist popsicle in Finland

>>36468664
>image from tumblr
I bet you call Trump supporters "fascists".

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Oh dear, /pol/ is leaking again

>>36467920
Get the popcorn because some Antifa chucklenuts are merely seconds away from getting their shit kicked in.

>>36467920
Ah hell no! Get me Sophie Scholl.

>>36468857
>soldiers beating up civilians
Woah

>>36468916
>soldiers beating up civilians who beat up civilians

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*teleports behind them*
"heh...nothin personnel kid"
*slices off all of their heads*
"heh...no funny business now..."

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>>36468077
Nice doubles my intellectual friendo

I don't think my life would really change much at all.

All those years I spent studying German may be useful.

>>36467920
>Open fire
If I'm going to be killed by some racist larpers might as well go for the high score

throw a sieg what else

>>36467976
Why the fuck would the president care about the success of some random athlete, when he has to care about the well being of hundreds of million people 24/7?

Are niggers really that retarded?

>>36470357
>Olympian representing the US
>Random athlete

Choose one

Also

>He doesn't know that Olympians were invited to the White House
>He doesn't know that professional athletes are still invited to the White House to this day.
>He doesn't know about segregation

Idk if you're a yuropoor, you've never picked up a history book, or you're pretending to be retarded.

Excited because I finally get to truly exercise my Nazi kink, depressed because Mischling with Jewish mother.

Hey, at least they'd beat me up a bit before they throw me into the gas chamber, am I right?

>>36467920
post about it on r9k, check /pol/, then check reddit to see all the freak outs.

>>36468234
what you learned about hitler/natsoc from high school/pop culture is 90% bullshit. and even neo-nazis have little in common with the actual nazis.
pretty much this >>36468567

I start a Gas Chamber building business and make some bank.

>>36467920
rejoice as my people have come to free me.

I'M HITLER BITCHES AND I'M TIRED OF BEING YOUR PRISONER

>>36470357
an olympian is not some random athlete retard

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Raise my arm and start singing Horst Wessel Lied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr4wxi55ops

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>>36467920
Tfw no pol gf

ORINGAL FUCK YOU

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>>36467920
Thank god that this timeline has been saved.
Posting random interesting thread

>>36467920
turn 360 degrees and walk back inside to go back to bed because it is still to early to be awake judging by the sky

Feel happiness for the first time in years

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EIN KAMPF EIN SIEG

>>36467920
Yell SHUT UP and go back inside. If Gestapo question me afterwards, I will just claim that I yelled SIEG HEIL.