>had a dream that I was with a qt mechanic girl >went to

>>36467809
I have been having really really bloody dreams lately of me stabbing, bashing heads with fucking rocks and shit.

I can't even have nice dreams anymore.

>>36467809
>ex-wife was a mechanic

Always got super dirty looks whenever strangers would see her working on our car and me just hanging out with a beer nearby.

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>>36467809

Had a midday nap and had this dream.
Talking to some girl about why I'm sick of cake but still eating a slice because my girlfriend made it.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I said it with such affection and emotion.
And I'm out of whiskey to drink the pain away.

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>>36467924
>Ex-wife

Do I even have you tell you?

>>36468118
Dude, even a robot can get married and procreate. It's really not that hard. Just say hello and smile to enough women and one will eventually be into you.

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>>36468248
Really man, really.

>>36468248
Fucking normies have ruined everything.

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>>36468248
>basically like just bee urself dude

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>>36468248
>haha just be nice to women and surely they will fuck you, it worked for me :^)))

I hate blind normies like you with a passion

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>>36468248
>just say hello and smile

>Dreamt of learning a battlefield 4 course at college, mainly it was getting drunk in a gift shop selling world war II trinkets and baubles with the same crowd of people that would ve apparent at a frat party.
>Transitioned to playing the game, which transitioned to being a soldier in a swedish war against counter insurgency.
>Take cover in a restaurant full of brown people. >Walk through infinite restaurants, each full of peaceful muslims getting chipotle
>end at another, oddly qt short hair girl there working register.
>Talk to her, turns out is incredibly femme trap. Flirt, and she is receptive.
>this trap is a mix between that male succubus doujin and that shorthaired tomboy skinny girl who gets posted here on occasion.
>know it is a dream, but try to pull the trap to reality by writing my phone number three times on its hand, which was because it was very hard to write it properly without illegible mistakes. >And vice versa, but I cant remember the three middle numbers.
>i grab him by the waist, we go into a bathroom that transitions to my mothers bedroom. The trap lays down, and converses with me from under the covers. I get in the bed and we cuddle.
>progress to making out, frotting, but not fucking.
>the trap gets up, i am in my deathbed, it leaves me flowers.
>start gripping my hand to check for fingers, I have 6 thus confirming it being a dream. Try to wake up
>wakeup next to my mother on a saturday morning like when I was a scared of the dark as a little kid. Tell her about my dream, full detail. >She is entertained.
Transition:
>watch a total war recreation of the franco Prussian war.
>Built a ballista on a corner tower of a keep, got a poor midterm back after analyzing its forces and effect on area. This was too real and stressful, so I ended up waking up for real


This is more or less just incoherent schizophrenic dreaming, but that trap was very, very nice. I talked to a similar person last nite, but was a ftm. Still qt tho in boymode.