OUCH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHENEVER I LAY DOWN I ALWAYS

>>36463408
Why don't you just keep your balls safe in your abdomen? It's not that hard to push them up back where they descended from.

Maybe ones gone up inside you, if so youre pretty much R.I.P

>>36463408
just don't cross your legs retard

>>36463422
>>36463429
STOP TRYING TO TRICK ME THIS ISNT A LAUGHING MATTER I PROBABLY WONT BE SLEEPING TONIGHT BECAUSE OF THIS

OUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36463459
i cant sometimes i do it out of habit and not even realise that im doing it

fuck i literally dont know how to make this go away

>>36463429
My ball has been in my stomach for years and it's fine

>>36463490
what happened to the other one? nn

sometimes i wake up and my balls hurt, is that because i rolled over my balls in my sleep or do i have ball cancer?

>>36463485
It's not a trick, you can actually do that. It's what sumo wrestlers do instead of wearing cups.

>>36463549
you jump in a cold bath then they shoot up and you're dick shrinks

>>36463408
>WHENEVER I LAY DOWN I ALWAYS FUCKING CROSS MY LEGS, BUT SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT I HAVE BALLS AND THAT THEY ARE IMPORTANT
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RETARDED

>>36463408
>WHENEVER I LAY DOWN I ALWAYS FUCKING CROSS MY LEGS
"Virgin lay"

>>36463408
Grab your balls whenever you sit down, it's the safe thing to do.

>>36463526
One is fine, the other is in my stomach. I can feel it, it's a large bump in my abdomen. Cant remember how long it's been there, might have been born like this