I'm seriously considering spending $150+ on a dragon dildo.

just use my pee pee

why should I have a vested interest in what you do with your time and money

>>36461266
Why tho

Also seeing the official page of that and the plushie is cute

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>>36461266
Go for it anon, they're fun. I have two dragon dildos, and a horse, and a couple dogs.

>>36461266
Which one? I've been thinking about getting either a Bumble Hooves or a Chance myself.

I don't regret mine
did you, uh, look at the sizes though?
normally the only people that buy the kind of sizes that cost that much already made their decision a long time ago if you know what I mean

>>36461328
p o s t p i c s

sloooot

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>>36461684
Just what kind of boy do you take me for, anon?

>>36461328

I want the tiny horse one. <3 What's your fav? Did you get one with a pump/cum lube? Details please, I'm considering treating myself when I get my first paycheck from this new job and might buy a fun sextoy. It'd also be my first sex toy. Need to do it right.

>>36461345
R u hinting that people choose whether or not to expose their selves to huge cock based on knowledge that once u experience huge cock u can never go back. Am i understanding this correctly

>>36461707
the kind that takes the knot and cams it?

>>36461707
at least post pics of your toys!
>>36461723
make sure to understand the size of it before you buy them anon

>>36461774

I can read the dimensions offered and I have a tape measure, I understand their sizes pretty well. I've put stuff up my ass before, just not a proper toy made specifically for sex.

>>36461793
mk well best of luck raping yourself anon!
make sure to record your first time taking it!

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>>36461723
Of the ones that I've tried,
>Chance, unflared
>Flint
>Clayton
>Crackers
>David
>Cole
Chance - the horse - is probably my favorite aesthetically because I love horsecocks but I've had more fun with Clayton and Flint. Basically, Chance doesn't have a whole lot of definition going for it, aside from the slightly bulbous tip, and the ring midway down. If you like taking it deep though, there's nothing better.

I've always wanted to like the dog dildoes, Cole and David because I've fantasized about getting knotted and bred by a dog since I was 16 years old but I have a hard time actually taking the knot. I'm tempted to get one of those inflatable dog dongs for that very reason.

I'd definitely recommend getting a suction cup though. The toys can be pretty hefty, and they're kind of a bitch to keep steady otherwise, especially when they're flopping all over the place. As for the cum tube, that's really a judgement call. I got one on a couple of mine - Chance, David, and Clayton - and I don't necessarily regret it, but they can be a lot more trouble than you might like. I know it seems hot at the time, filling yourself with fake cum like that good luck getting it to stay warm though; cold cumlube is pretty underwhelming, let me tell you, but the cleanup is hell. That, and having a rubber tube in your way can be pretty irritating too. Basically, it's fun from a novelty perspective, but I could do without one.

I highly recommend Clayton or Flint though (or Chance, if you like depth play). Crackers seems like it'd be fun too, but I've never been able to get past the head. It feels way thicker than it looks, let me tell you.

>>36461774
As much as I'd love to, I honestly can't be bothered to dig them out. I had to hide them in a chest under my bed a while back, and they're a bitch and a half to get out.

I'm really sorry anon.

Anal is disgusting and literally tears your anus apart, enjoy your saggy ass when you are older if, on top of doing anal, you use huge dildos


Also that shit's gay man

>>36461898
woah thats sad
why did you have to hide them?
you are meant to hide them in your hole silly

>>36461843

>wanting to watch a chubby, big assed guy grunt and whimper while trying to take a big lubed horsecock up his ass for the first time
>vid probably lasts an hour before being able to stretch it out enough to even begin getting it inside the entrance

W-why would you want to see such an embarassing thing senpai? You some kinda pervy sadist? Bet it'd really rock your socks if I cried a lil too, huh.

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>>36461967
Simply put, a friend - and a nosy one at that - has been staying with me, and I thought it prudent to tuck them away.

A conversation about the colorful array of silicone animal cocks I have in my possession is not one which I am keen to have.

Honestly, it's too much work to use them anymore.
As much as I want to just fuck myself silly, I'm usually too tired at the end of the day to do the required prep and the cleanup after the fact. That is, assuming I can even find time to be alone for more than a quick wank

If only I had a cute robot to do those sorts of things for me~

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>>36461995
m-maybe
it sounds pretty lewd
how chubby are you anon?

ignore the pussies in this thread

get a chance XL

>>36461876

Thanks for the reviews anon. I definitely like the doggy dicks too. It's good that they're hefty I think, but yeah all that tube shit sounds annoying when I just wanna fill my ass and shoot buckets of spunk all over the place. Your words have reached me and I appreciate them.

>>36462076

Borderline fat. My gut's gotten a bit bigger these past couple years, and I've always had thick thighs and ass both from natural big build, my poor diet, and actually doing squats. I'm bottom-heavy as fuck. I could do without the belly personally because it's gross to me, but I like eating and being lazy more than enjoy not being a chubby manchild.

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>>36461926
>The year of our Lord 2017
>Not being bisexual

>dragon dildos will never be a real dragon
>you can't cuddle it
>it can never tell you the stories it has accrued over its immortal lifespan
>it won't protect you from goblins and cook food with its fire breath
whats the point

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>>36462263
I'm glad I could be of service, anon.

>>36462299

>implying Bad Dragon doesn't have its top men working on Dragon Enginerring Science as we speak

Some day anon, some day.

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>>36462299
>you will never have an anthro doggy bf
>he will never force you onto your hands and knees you breed your tight butt
>you will never feel his hot spunk fill your guts, and his hard bitch breaker swell up inside you
>you will never be absolutely helpless, stuck to his cock while he pulls you into his chest, nipping at your ears and neck
>you will never fall asleep in his arms, his half-hard cock still plugging your ruined hole

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>this thread
>not one single pictures of anon's butts
come on, faggots

>>36462399
nice seadicc

>>36462399
I'm pretty out of shape, anon which is a nice way of saying I've put on a fair amount of weight recently, and I'm embarrassed about my body.

That's, and it's almost 7 AM and I'm still awake, laying in bed and talking to cockhungry neets when I should be sleeping.

>>36462506
Show belly.

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>>36461266
Your money, no one cares on what you spend it on, if dragon dildos are what you think will bring any kind of joy to your life just go for it

People spend money on the most stupid looking things, but if that person gets something out of the purchase it is "worth it"

Some people collect some small figurines, plates, silverware, stamps, stuffed animals etc

I have no idea why you would go for a dragon dildo but if that's what gets you off then have fun

>>36461735
I think that he is hinting to the fact that people who buy that size dildos have already wasted a bunch of money on dildos and worked their way up to the leg sized model

Meaning one more expensive dildo is a drop in the bucket of their hedonistic toy collection

>>36461266
Listen to me, faggot.
You... you know what you're gonna do, a'ite?
>You're gonna go on that there dragon dicks website
>You's gonna order youself a large size fookin' dragon-model dildo; none of this anthro, horse, or dog shit
>That shit's gonna have a cum tube too
>It's gonna come in the post and you's gonna video y'self shovin' it up your virgin boipucci and fillin' y'self up with that lube cum
>That video's gonna be goin' on /r9k/
Capisce?

>>36462263
post steam
i wanna see you stretch your hole when you get it!

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>>36462566
>>36462566
Why would you want to see that, anon? Besides, gravity hides a lot of things.

http://imgur.com/1S66E86

>>36462687
I think the tubes make it a bitch to clean, but this guy has the right idea, that cock better be a dragon cock, and its loss of dragon virginity is best recorded

>>36462699
wow
lower pls

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>>36462699
Needs more chub.

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>>36462737
>>36462767
S-stop it, anons.

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>>36462798
More chub!

>>36462895
Chub is for slobs, pigs belong in their pens

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>>36462895
P-please, I'm not decent.
Or cute.

>>36462988
Might want to shave your ass before posting it fruit cake

>>36462988
the hair is actually nice
now the front

>>36463090
Sorry anon, that's a step further than I'm willing to go, at least until I get back into shape and cleaned up. You'll just have to use your imagination.

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>>36462735
Wouldn't be a full experience if we didn't see that disembodied dragon cock seed his fresh, innocent ass, would it?
Shit mess would just remind us how the hole's never been penetrated.

The cum tube sounds so hot, I already have a suction cup dildo for fun times, should I do it?

>>36461266
Just buy a dog dildo instead. Less expensive, no bumps, easier to clean, and can also be used as a buttplug once you work your way down to the base.

Don't forget your cumlube!

>>36461926
>literally not true at all
come on, now. try harder.

anal is fine if you do everything right. use lube and go slow. no ripping, no tearing, no loose assholes. the asshole always returns to its original shape and tightness after some time ("some time" being 30 minutes max).