Suppose you live with a girl. You'll be with her all the

Reply you fuckers.
This is important, I need to know.

>>36460794
Just rip ass on her face whenever you need to, m8.
It's the alpha thing to do.

>>36460794
You just fart...
She'll be like gross! and you'll both laugh and that will be the end of it.
After a couple days she won't say anything.

Farting isn't an issue. You just have to take the inniative and fart first. Nothing horrible, and don't start farting every 10 minutes. She'll start farting too, you laugh, then before you know it your room smells like Arby's

I was aware of this problem when i was going out with a girl who I felt I'd be together with for a very long time (we still are)
So, i made sure that she was the first one to do gross stuff, thereby 'allowing' me to do that stuff as well
First, of course came farts
I made sure to feed her gassy foods like beans etc so she wouldn't have a choice
I also just actively but 'jokingly' encouraged her to do it
After a while, she did
Then i did as well
Then it became normalised and now we both do all the time