>get large bag of Sour Patch Kids for my office desk
>co-workers keep taking handfuls whenever I leave my desk
They AMOGED you, how the fuck do you let a bunch of fuckers disrespect you like that. It is time to shoot up the place OP, no other option.
if your co workers are shitty people just take the candy home and jerk off in the bag a couple times and shake it around
its their fault for stealing it
Hide the bag from annoying normies faggot.
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get a decoy bag and fill it with thumbtacks
get a candy bowl you mongoloid