>on my laptop with sister >go on to google and type in

Tell me more tell me more
Did she suck on your dick

Did u gett succ from sis?

Another average day in a white household lmao

siblings are the worst. I wish I was an only child.

Same thing happened wif me sept brother not sis we bonked pussy and cock got pregnant kept baby now we live with gram gram lifes good

>>36459573
nonwhite races have plenty more funny shit to say about, dont start talking shit nigger

>not using incognito
I cant help thinking you subconsciously wanted this

>>36459604
>to say about
white ebonics

>>36459573
I hate to. Rust your bubble but I am Asian. Sorry

>>36459573
this lol

>>36459604
#triggered whitey
we don't care that you want to marry your cousin
but we will make fun of you for it

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I can't decide what's more pathetic:

- the fact that you have headcanon where your sister has the same disgusting incest fantasies and incest porn proclivities you do

The fact that you think your embarrassingly fake story seems in any way real

Or wait....the fact that people ITT are falling for it..... that might take the award.

>>36459652

>Asian
Lol Tim is that you?

>>36459667
>The fact that you think your embarrassingly fake story seems in any way real

Most of the people in this thread seem to be niggers so it's no surprise

>>36459667
>image macro
>schizophrenia ellipses

how's things on facebook, aunt carol

>>36459667
No, unfortunately it's very real. Lying would give me no benefit

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>Found mom's folder full of mom/son porn, literotica, and even some hentai

>>36459688
Trying to fit in much? That particular image has been on 4chan well before image macros shifted from fringe internet culture to becoming a mainstream internet facet. It predates the modern "image macro".

It's obvious, look at the text on the image: it's not the white lettering-heavy black outline-impact bold font used in image macros.

You would have recognized the image if you've been here for any actual amount of time.

You got me on the ellipses tho. No idea why you think an overuses of ellipses relates to schizophrenia, but hey, I have plenty of other mental illnesses anyway, so many there's some correlation somewhere.

>>36459678
>Asian
>named Tim
Why is that so funny to me?

>>36459833
read this whole post in pannenkoek's voice, thanks for the lulz

>>36459833
it looks like something you'd find on one of those funny-image blogs
i mean i've seen it but i can't imagine any native 4channer
a) using it in 2017
b) especially with the caption text
c) using it, in 2017, with that caption text, to express the sentiment you're expressing
d) all of that, plus ellipses

I mean, whatever, but

>2-3 months ago
>mom needs to renew her license
>home internet is down due to a storm which damaged something
>tell her I can do it on her phone for her if she wants
>put in "l" and a single porn link came up
>just kept typing and ignore it at the time
>curiosity kills me and I go back and check her phone after she went to bed that night
>history has a bunch of "big ass" and "anal" videos in it
>a few lesbian
>and two mother x son videos
>have a Chad-lite normie younger brother

I ended up checking out her history again about a week ago because of that, but it just kept the trend of anal videos but no more incest stuff.

>>36459892
>expressing this level of autistic obsession over an image with text on it
>literally hundreds if not thousands of images with text posted on 4chan every day
>again, letting your autism overcome you to the point of making a fuckin organized list about an image with text on it
>getting this flutstered over a stupid image of a guy who spilled mustard on himself
>this level of serious overanalyzation of an image i clicked almost at random out of my image folder

If it helps you settle down, I clicked on the thumbnail without opening it before posting. The original version doesn't have text and I thought that was the one I was posting. I still don't see how it matters whether it has text or not tho. But I'm sure you will be able to tell us with your new annotated and organized list.

oh, i almost forgot.... here's some more ellipses for you.... you seem to have really taken a shine to them.... make sure to include these in your list too.... thanks....

>>36459678
I am sorry to burst your bubble again but I am named Dave

>>36459528
Whose laptop was this?

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>women
>watching porn

>>36460291
The answer you seek is within the first three words

>>36460291
It was my laptop

>>36460126
>calling someone out over "autism"
>/r9k/
sorry man

>tfw father's bbw videos on the ps3
I think I gagged. Old cunts have such bad taste in porn

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>tfw found older brother's horsecock futa doujins on the PSP web browser
Also how I first found 4chan. That shit was a lot to handle

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>>36459573
>>36459666
Yeah, inbreeding is a huge problem for whites XD

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>>36459528
>not switching to a sfw browser profile when around people

This shit happens in SEA households too, but is kept very secretly