Tell me why I shouldn't move to a Hispanic neighborhood and get a Mexiwife
>Tfw when no chola gf
They don't fucking want you
>>36458815
Well. I just watched a GIF posted on /tv/ where some spics cut off both a guy's feet at the ankle with sloppy machete hacks, and then both his hands, and then with what looks like an incredibly dull blade by the end of the whole ordeal his head with about 30 sloppy swings.
To be honest, it looked pretty shit from the victim's perspective. At the end when he was trying to reach up and stop the guy from cutting his throat, I was all like DUDE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDS, WHY YOU FRONTIN AND SHIT.
But, yea OP, go for it. Maybe the spics will be cool about you fucking one of their own and start with your throat instead. Also, you couldn't pull that tye of ass anyway you cunt.
>>36458815
Your kids will resent you for betraying the Aryan race, Hispanics are almost all a little crazy and way too friendly for robots to deal with and the women pretty much blow up or shrivel after like 30.
>>36459946
vanilla bean children actually turn out attractive
>>36458815
Because she will be deported