>mum comes in >usually minimise my browser out of habit

Your mum knows you are weird already.

>>36455382
>mom comes in
>sneaks right next to my face
>stares right at my computer.
>notice out of my peripheral vision
>freak the fuck out and do the only thing I could think of
>literally shove my moms face away from my computer with my hand in a very dickish manner
>she gets upset and leaves

Still feel guilty about it desu but don't scare me like that Jesus Christ.

>Mum walks in at 2am, wondering why I'm still up
>I'm baked
>Leaning way close to my monitor
>Have a fullscreened FB image of my oneitis bending over
>She stutters when she realizes what she just walked into
>Tells me to go to bed and leaves
yup

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>>36455382
Jesus christ, you need to go to church and thank the lord for that

>>36455382
Post the picture.
Ravioli ravioli let me post robotoli.