What's your poison /r9k/? Welch's grape juice with

>>36451761
What the fuck? Just get someone to buy bottom shelf whiskey for you it's like 5 dollars a pint.

>>36451761
lemonade with a bit of cocaine makes a pretty good vodka tonic when you're short on cash, had it alot in my underaged days

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>>36451761
i drink 2% milk op

>>36451761
ive made yeast-juice wine before.
its shit. its opaque because of the yeast and it doesnt even produce that much alcohol. just buy shit tier wine instead

>>36451761
I've tried making prison wine several times, and its always just turned out tasting like rancid vomit mixed with sewage. I even bought one of the kits they have with the measured yeast and airlock, but it still turned out putrid.
I'll just stick with DXM for the time being

>>36452035
>I've tried making prison wine several times, and its always just turned out tasting like rancid vomit mixed with sewage
so just like prison wine

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>>36451813
>short on cash
>cocaine

>>36451761
That sounds fucking disgusting, why would you ruin such a god-tier drink like that?

>>36452035
>>36452084
>be like 9 or 10
>live in the country, family of farmers
>bored, school was out for some reason
>grandpa tells my brother and I he'll teach us how to make dandelion wine if we pick the dandelions
>spend hours picking every dandelion I can see in the fuckhuge field
>he gets all the shit together, brews it over the next few days
>bottles it up, gives me and my brother both a liter and tells us not to tell our mom
>spend the weekend drinking it in our fort in the woods
>remember finishing my bottle, puking forever
>wake up Sunday, can't wait to do it again
I had fun as a kid, probably why I'm an alcoholic now though