Faurk guys i need your help after sending my resume to a bunch

>>36449537
say "ok *cums*"

what backwards ass country are you from that potential employers email in broken english and expect to be taken seriously?

Dear XYZ,

Thank you, I am very much looking forward to the interview. I am available at XX,ZZ.

Kindly,
XX

>>36449537
[Name],

Thank you for the opportunity to interview with you. I am available at [date, time]. I look forward to meeting you.

Best,
(You)

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reading between the lines here:
you are about to get hired to do awful wageslave hotel work by a guy who speaks little to no english.
his specific brand of shit grammar reads as either indian or middle eastern but anything could happen

your ability to do this job will depend on some combo of the following:
>can you follow instructions from a guy you don't always understand
>can you show up to work on time
>can you avoid being addicted to hard drugs or getting arrested

these jobs are not looking for the best of the best and if you have received a callback you are probably gonna get it unless you show up and explain to them "i don't have reliable transportation and i fucking love heroin"
for reference, many people who work hotel restaurant jobs are ex-cons because this line of work is one of the few places where they can get a job

>>36449589
P.S. When is penis inspection day? Or will there even be a penis inspection?

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>>36449589
woah thanks mang, hopefully it will be the thing to shift my life to the better.
kinda twirked it a bit, should i hit enter?

>>36449766
The thing is it's a really high class hotel in a rich people area..

But i guess i hit a triple yes for the questions, and i'm a mile away from any drug consumption.

Can you make yourself available on a weeknight?

>>36449826
Pretty good reply anon. Good luck

>>36449895
danke brah
we're all gonna make it

>>36449826
>Sunday at 11 AM

NIGGA NO

If you have a interview lined up for anything then you inform them that you are busy on so and so time. However you let them pick the time.