>mom has a black gf now >she is fucking younger than me

Lynch her first

How about you get your own house, leech?

>>36448588
The universe is telling you that you need to move out of your mother's place.

>>36448588

double team her with your mom

might break a record or something

One of the strangest things that ever happened to me was when I went on a date with a qt 45 year old lady from my home town only to find out she was the mother of one of my high school classmates.

>>36448754
One of the strangest things that's happened to me was my girlfriend taking me home to meet her mother only to find out I hooked up with her mom a couple years before that.

>>36449344
that must've been an awkward moment

>>36449344
One of the strangest things that happened to me was tracking down and meeting my birth mother, only to find out we had fucked a couple years before that

Kill them OP. They deserve it for being so degenerate.

>>36448588
That's hot as fuck OP. How old is your mom?

>tfw I'm a white dyke and want to do this to a blackbot's mom

well she's probably not going to try and have kids with your mom if she can see how her offspring turns out
not much, but some solace at least

No, the the universe is telling you that having a burger flipping job and getting a cheap room in shared housing is 100000x better than living with a whore of a mother.

Get your shit together faggot, being NEET in your situation will drive you insane.

t. didn't leave house for 2 years at one time and was homeless for 6 months

One of the strangest things is that I was forced to exist in this world

>>36448754
>45 year old
>qt
Lol

>>36448609
heed this advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcINDQDOUpk

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>>36449873
>implying

This is a 48 year old woman

Then again, he probably wasn't banging a Hollywood actress

>>36448588
is she hot

is your mom hot

i need pics or more info

>>36449478
Hot. Originaldo

>>36448588

Holy fuck. I'm a black lesbian and this is LITERALLY my ideal situation. I would love to date a milf. Especially one with a son close to my age who resented me. I never imagined it actually happening in the real world, outside my fantasies.

Please tell us more about their relationship.

Why the fuck does your mom have a girlfriend? Was she gay this whole time but didnt come out until recently, or is she one of those bisexual degenerates?

How does this happen.