How many times you missed on having sex because you are a beta?

Christian Chad, get off the board please

>>36448063
fuck off. I belong here, I keep missing opportunities to have sex because I'm dumb as fuck. It's pretty much the same as being a friendless loser.

At least 5 times I've self-sabotaged as it was about to happen, probably dozens more in the early stages.

Fixed it now though hehe

>>36448141
yeah I feel like I have always been missing a piece of a mindset to actually get it done. I'm also starting to fix it, but It's kinda too late now, cuz I'm 28 and I'm even losing interest in sex.

Realistically? Probably 5-6, one girl straight said call me if you want to fuck. But the idea of that situation makes me so anxious I'd never want to do that

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>>36447996
I missed out on about 0 chances, Chad!

>>36447996
>my long-time oneitis that now lives in another town invites me to a sleepover at her house (just me and her) at least 3 times
>too ashamed to tell mom I'm meeting a girl
>just tell her that I, a 14 year old, am now leaving for another town to spend some nights "to just see some friends"

That was my own fault for making it seem like I'm going on some shady drug usage trip instead of just meeting a qt grill

>confirmation camp
>qt blonde girl who always teases you by initiating sexual tension and then saying she wasn't serious
>I'm sitting next to her with a coke can in my pocket
>"Hey Anon, what's that in your pocket ;)"
>"J-just a can of soda, why"
>she puts her hand in my pocket
>says something about going to her room and implies she would give me a handjob
>she remembers there's a girl sitting next to her, pulls her hand out and blushes
>says she wasn't serious about it
>I take it at face value and say something like "okie doke"
>we sit in silence as I stare at the wall and consume the coca-cola
>she leaves after a while

This wasn't the last time I failed to pick up on her signals, I have more stories of this girl too

>high school
>semen demon always smiles at me
>it gets to the point where we often lock eyes in the classroom and raise eyebrows at each other
>she starts sitting next to me in class and we do group assignments
>one time she starts talking to the girl sitting at the next desk about feeling horny
>I pretend I don't hear and just try to look like I'm concentrating at what the teacher is saying
>she says to the other girl: "I wonder if Anon does... (feel horny)"
>palms spaghetti
>I start aggressively scribbling answers into my textbook and try to avoid looking at her

She would also always giggle if I touched her even a little and would give me cute nicknames and talk with the kind of voice that women talk like in films when they're trying to seduce a man. Cont.

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>>36449570
And for the first story although I didn't type it out, it's obvious I wasn't allowed to go

Each of these was a different girl too, by the way

The blonde cockteaser would also do things like steal my drink cans and hold them behind her back until I grappled her or bended her over a table and took it from her, and she would never resist or try to run away. She couldn't even hide her smile although she always pretended she didn't get pleasure from it

The girl from the last story also would do stuff kind of like pic related, where she would just walk up to me, say my collar is wrong and would start adjusting it while looking at me in the eyes

I obviously would just stand there dumbfounded with my hands on my sides and wait for her to finish whatever she's doing, and would maybe give her a Rodge-tier nervous smirk as a response to the eye-contact