why doesn't /r9k/ have a gf? lets start with me >borderline

>poor, ugly sperglord
>boring, no personality
>doesn't bother trying

>ugly

/thread

Originally primogeniture originality

>>36447916
I'm a closeted gay shut in

ugly and non-domineering attitude are one hell of a combo

i'm pretty attractive but my shyness counterweights it pretty well

afraid to initiate contact when I don't have any starting point
also girls I can fall in love with are a rarity

i dont have enough money to make up for my mediocre looks

>>36447992
also i've fallen in love with a girl and i don't want anyone else than her

>>36447983
just come out?

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but I already have one

I wasnt really interested in any of the girls that were into me sadly.

I don't have any physical problems or mental illnesses, but otherwise it's as if I was engineered to be the ultimate wizard, and my designers thought of everything.

>>36448029
same
good luck you magnificent bastard, I hope someday you'll get the balls to ask her out, and so will I

>>36448037
Why? I'd still be a shut in I would just disappoint my family a little more.

>>36447955
>>36447916
I'm just ugly. That's it

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>4 inches shorter than average female height

And other stuff but that's the big deal.

I'm getting a daggo soon though. I'm pretty excited about that.

>>36448104
i meant in both senses

>Socially retarded
>Overweight
>Don't make the effort

No point wallowing in self-pity, though. I should improve myself.

I don't go out but only for work and grocery. But I would really like a gf though!

>>36447916
I'm not a sociable person
I have trouble talking to normies

Women bore the fuck out of me and I am too insecure to get naked with another person, so they don't even have sexual value. Girls do seem to like me despite how ugly I (think?) am, but I fucking hate myself and them.

>ugly
>boring
>play vidjya
>watch anime
>listen to metal
>only leave apartment to work
>not black

It's tough being unattractive, and liking things grills don't like.

me:
>boring
>no personality
>scared of everything lil bitch
>don't do shit all day
>no drive no ambition
>huge nose
>receded hairline

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>>36447916
I had one, i slimed around so i lose my virginty
but
> fuck first time and cant bust because faped every day since i am 12 and watch hard porn
> she had a lot sexpartner before
> dont feel anything since condome is like a trashpack
> she wonders
> first positive suprised i can last so ling
> after around 1 and a half hour she starts crying
> thinks i dont think shes attractive
> i say no shes attractive
> she stops
> she gets angry
> starts to throw stuff at me
> screems
> i cant stop her and she calms down
> she brings me back to trainstation, I kiss her and drive home
> write her i am gay and never message her again

Get out of this kind of stuff robots, maybe next time she would have killed me with a knife, and for the train ticket i could buy a hooker

>>36448304
women
>complain if man doesn't last ages
>complains when man can go for hours
they need to choose one

Speaking to new people is a challenge unless I'm forced to.

>>36447916
>don't go outside
>don't have financial capabilities
>don't have car

Aaaaand that ends your entire social life lol

I'm fat and i don't go out often only with friends but never with girls

boring
im scared of being bi
not that cute
pretty girls intimate me

I am of african american descent

>>36448304
>write "I am gay" and never contact her again

Laughed harder than I should have

>>36447954
>>36448254

>no personality
>what did they mean by this?

>>36448162
You're already a better man than 99.99% of the faggots on this board. Good luck to you!

>>36448958
Well, thanks, anon, but most likely what I said was empty.

>>36448304
Hey Charlie, your twit was too much for meter.

>>36449015
whos charlie

>>36448883
at least one is happy
>>36448348
i dont find any girl that like me and has same intrest or atleast humor like me, and its kind of frutstrating because i am not so bad at getting womens just not the right one

>>36448984
Working out is the only way to lose weight. You might put off doing it, but if you want to be attractive and positive, there's no way around it. You'll come around to it anyway so do it now. This board is full of people putting you down and setting the bar low, to their own liking and comfort. Don't be like them.

24 yo black NEET with a small 3 inch dick

Despite all this, I could probably still fuck fat ugly bitches, but I don't care enough about sex to do that.

>>36449159
>Working out is the only way to lose weight.

I've found working out to be pretty ineffective, I increased my physical activity 10 fold and still only managed to get bigger because I was still eating like shit, I think diet is much more important, and much harder to get the hang of.

>Autism
>Manlet
>only listens to country and metal
>would be somewhat decent looking if it weren't for acne
>Face and hair are always greasy, even right after a shower
>almost never talk, but when I do, I end up making myself look like a retard
>weeb
>I sound like Seth Rogen with three extra chromosomes whenever I laugh

>>36447916
I'm to afraid to talk to people.
It does not matter how much i like them. I can't talk without getting scared and sperg out.