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This just happened last night and I feel like making a greentext
>be me
>University Freshman, happy with how the year went and leaving for home
>Decide to stay another day and do shrooms with roommates cause i love those guys
>Take 2g of shrooms
>Tasteslikegarbage.png
>Waiting for the shrooms to kick in
>In walks friend of roommate from floors above
>Small skinny black kid, knows roommate through house council
>Kind of kid that noticeably tries to fit in too hard and fails miserably
>I'll call him Allen
>hope he doesn't stay
>Can tell roommates are thinking the same
>Fucker invites himself in and smokes some pot and takes 0.6g of shrooms
>Start to feel the come up effects of shrooms and start thinking everything is gonna be alright
>Was so wrong
>Everything Allen does makes me want to leave the room
>Good at reading people so I can tell from everyone's body language that they don't want to talk or interact with Allen either
>woah here we go
>Start tripping and coming to the realization that Allen is what I call a "dampener" sucking the energy in the room
>Can't take it anymore and leave with one roommate telling him I want to show him some cool stuff on youtube
>Other roommates pick up on what I'm doing and say they're going for a cigarette
>House council roommate now alone with Allen
>sorry buddy but you where the one who let him in
>Talk with other roommate let's call him Roosevelt about my trip and what I think
>He understands what I'm talking about perfectly
>Talks to me about Allen
>Apparantly Allen is Bisexual and was actually rubbing Roosevelts leg and I didn't notice
>Can sympathize with Allen cause I was in the same position in middle school
>Decide to go back into the other room and try and deal with Allens retarded remarks
>This guy made no sense
> Everything he said would be unrelated and not funny
>For some reason he kept saying Bill Clinton and then Bill Clitoris
>fuck this guy
>Allen starts to TRIP
part 2 coming
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>>36446328
no one cares
why do normalfags think r9k is an appropriate place to post their "dude drugs and sex XD" stories
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>>36446328
Yeah. You can just keep that second part to yourself, buddy
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You can tell OP is a fucking faggot tourist from reddit of ifunny coming here for le epic memes
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>Decide to stay another day and do shrooms
Stopped reading. Saged. Get the fuck off my board. You aren't a robot.
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>>36446328
>Having friends
>Doing drugs socially
Consider /b/, friend.
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>So Allen starts tripping
>Glazed eyes
>Semi-conscious
>Speech is high pitched and barely coherent
>You took 0.6g you idiot
>Allen did have some weed-idk maybe it hit him hard cause he's tiny
>keeps telling me to order him pizza cause he can't do it himself
>fuck off, order you're own pizza you child
>manages to order alright and goes to get it
>know i only have so much time before he comes back to talk to roomies
>ask them how they feel
>they took more shrooms than me so they think Allen is still in the apartment so they're hesitant to say anything
>convince them they're ok to speak their minds
>let loose the flood gates
>everyone saying how they wish he'd leave and how he sucks the energy
>saying how relieved they are everyone else feels the same way
>Allen comes back and eats his pizza saying retarded shit every now and again
>Please just leave or end my suffering
>Making it really difficult for me to relax and trip
>This is where it gets weird
>Allen starts getting REAL handzie with Roosevelt
>I'm talking rubbing, massaging his arm
>Roosevelt is a very good dude and somehow doesn't punch Allen
>Tells Allen he doesn't want him doing that
>The fucker gets a weird ass glint in his eye and starts touching with more and more intensity
>this is too much for me
>Roosevelt leaves
> Not sure how soon after that it was but Allen finally leaves
>FINALLY
>The rest of the night was spent talking about how fucked Allen is
>Have a pretty good time, everyone has been brought closer together
>Writing this down has been extremely cathartic
>the end
>This kid Allen needs to get out
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>>36446494
Thanks for being polite about it :)
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>>36446328
u suck OP
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This is lame as shit.Op is the worst.Why do you post this?For imgur r/4chan?Just kill yourself normiescum.
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>>36446921
Just kidding, friend. Fuck off and never come back.
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>>36446328
pic related is a funny meme you can share with your normie friends while showing them how many replies your awesome thread got
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>>36446328
OP, do everyone a favor and never post on this board again
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