I'm about to give you one million dollars. What do

Do I have to pay taxes on it cause if I do then its really only around $640K

land lots of land under starry skies above

Buying a home in my home city. I'd never buy one with my own money just because of how little you get for the price- but if it was a lottery or free money so to speak..i'd just eat it and buy a house here to keep near family and friends.

Save and invest. Want a future

>>36446191
Set aside a small amount for necessities and invest the rest in stocks or realty or something

You have to be a retard not to invest

>>36446191
>tfw Third worlder
Stop worrying about life

Get married
Have kids

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>>36446191
>save and invest
>money for college
>a small, comfy cottage somewhere rural
>a small business that doesn't make much money but that I'm passionate about and that keeps me occupied

I overdose on cocaine, and die with hookers, because I killed them before I died myself.

>>36446191
buy a house, then I pay some people to make a game together with

Buy some land with a nice little cabin inawoods and fuck off forever.

>>36446191
give half to a charitable cause and then buy a house for myself and each of my dearest ffriends i have no friends

Kill myself 0rigina1l

Finish paying off my pond.
Put the rest in various stocks that produce quarterly dividend. Live a slightly better life.

>Go straight to Berlin
>Buy a shitload of coke and mdma
>Club 3 times a week, fuck a bunch of women by supplying coke and whatever else
>Head over to Dutchland, Sweden, UK, Greece and Southern Spain
>Do the same exact thing
>Come back, invest about 400K into stocks
>Find an affordable and comfy apartment and pay off a years worth of rent
>Fund my music pursuits in the meantime
>probably develop an addiction to stimulants and alcohol

sounds pretty comfy if u ask me

>>36446191
Fix up house, fix up car, buy a few things I've been meaning to buy, buy some art equipment. Invest whatever is left.

>buy a huge warehouse
>buy an empty warehouse, turn it into a workshop
>buy classic cars
>restore/collect/sell them
>make a business from it

This is my dream

Keep your money, I'm not worth it.

>>36446191
Lose my virginity thanks to that.

buy a cheap, shitty house in Richmond, charge college students $500/mo each for a shared room, then use the rest of the money + my profits to start some kind of farm in rural Oregon

Fixing up the cave, some of my appliances are getting really old. Take a beach vacation, I didn't do stuff like that in quite a while. Might put some 200k into bitcoins or other crypto, cause why the fuck not.
Rest I'll put away until I need it.

>waste it on drugs, alcohol and good food til I eventually kill myself, preferably through OD of said drugs and alcohol

its my dream, really

>>36446191
Study without debt

Buy a house, go to the dark web, have my oneitis kidnapped for me and taken to that house, then proceed make love, feed and wash them

>>36446458
>give half to a charitable cause
why would you GIVE BACK TO SOCIETY THAT HATES YOU SO MUCH

Plastic surgery myself into being a 10/10, and then I also have the money to show off. I become a grill magnet.

Pay my oneitis to fuck me


Orangonalo

> Move to a spanish speaking country known for partying for a year like cancun
> fuck off uni
> move to LA for a while while holidaying multiple times a year and making worldwide friends
> buy a penthouse and a lamborghini in a country where its cheap enough to be paid for for a good 5-10 years
> host extravagant parties and post my lifestyle on instagram - charge for the parties, will make me like 20k a year
> make a youtube channel showing my life of partying, interview any friends or celebrities I meet
> collect ad revenue from guarenteed views becaus life will be awesome - around 20-30k a year most likely
> Should have about 400-500k left
> put 50k into ethereum and bitcoin
> get a job in LA and use it to meet people
> continue being a deep web vendor and making about 50k a year from it
> try to live on 30k a year at this point
> while living in LA buy cheap businesses and hire hot girls to run them >> guarenteed regular customers
> with the 200-300k I have left, get a nearby house with a mortgage and use money from my job to make mortgage repayments
> now saving 20k a year from vending + revenue from small businesses like coffee shops etc should make me like 30k a year each + bitcoin and ethereum investments will continue to rise +rent from students that live in my house should make me like 20k a year + youtube profits
> lowest tax bracket because normal job
> now accumulating 150k+ a year in raw profits alone after tax, not to mention 100k in crypto and still about 100k left in cash savings which will be generating me interest as well.
> basically now rich for life and diversified, not to mention the fact that in like 10 years Ill have like 5 million saved and every investment I made will be still paying me and funding my awesome lifestyle
> will most likely be famous from youtube at this point so will start doing youtube talkshows and lfie coaching. Become a socialite and start building life experiences. Write a book and use my platform to advertise it.