>tfw my parents are implying that i'll have a girlfriend

>>36445459
my mum is totally delusional, thinks I will get a gf, merry and have kids one day. (I'm 38 KV)

My dad on the other hand knows exactly how fucked I am.

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It's not even a subject that's ever brought up.
Everybody in my family knows full well I'm gonna die a KV.

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Whenever I talk to my mom, occasionally she brings up the topic of relationships:
>"Anon, when you finally get a girlfriend, I hope you'll treat her right.."
>"You know anon, when you finally get a girlfriend, I can help you with relationship problems if you have any..."
I have kinda just given up on girls... Don't talk to any, and I don't see myself with a girlfriend in the foreseeable future

>>36445920
Your mom knows this. Just grand her the delusion for a little while longer, Anon. She needs it.

>>36445958
I had a girlfriend once when I was 15, for two weeks, does that still count? The furthest we've gone was kissed... Do I still belong on /r9k/?

>>36445459
>My mum has asked why I don't adopt
I'm not sure what to do with this information

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>>36445920
>treat her right

do that and the girl wil think you're a cuck

>>36446030
I'm afraid not, Anon. Goodbye, and good luck to you.

>>36446030
>Do I still belong on /r9k/?


Failed normie, sorry but no.

>>36446088
>>>36446030 (You)
>Failed normie
I suppose I don't really belong here, but sometimes I feel like I don't have a future, that I'll live alone without a girlfriend, without any friends, have a shitty job, etc... Well, if that happens, I know where to go

>tfw my parents are implying that i'll have a girlfriend one day
>implying
>lying
i think your parents know what to expect

>>36445459

>Filthy Frank


It's time for you to go back to whatever Youtube comment section you came from.

>>36445623
It reminds me of how people say "back in my day a coke was 5 cents" but gender wise

The mom had life easy mode and thinks he can just find someone at 38 while the dad knows how much WORK it is for a guy to not only gain but maintain a relationship.

Chicks don't have to worry about that like guys do (unless they're dating chad and delusional about it).

>>36446030
DANIEL???
originaru

Mom keeps telling me I'm too young for a girlfriend (22) and that as I get older and start making money I'll get a gf and a wife just like that. She's probably implying I'll just settle for being a beta provider. My dad doesn't bring it up at all, probably because he basically was a beta provider.

>>36446316
No idea who Daniel is, I'm kinda new to 4chan... To be honest, the only reason I started browsing here is because the weird "school shooter" kid in my class who always sits alone said he uses 4chan and posts on /pol/.

>>36446205
how am i a failed normie, ive never had any friends much less a gf

>>36446370
LOL

This is almost comical if it weren't sad.

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>grandma who raised me since my parents were workaholics
>she says "I want to see you married and happy before I die"
>she died 4 years ago

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>>36446465
Delete this
egah

>>36446465
How old are you?
Origggggh

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>>36445459
>mfw mom has given up on me and have accepted that she'll never be a grandmother like all her friends already are

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My parents stopped asking me about girls when I was 16-17.

They knew exactly where this road was going and (wisely) gave up.

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>>36445459
>my mother is convinced that I'll inevitably have a wife and 2.3 kids in the suburbs someday
>either that or she's in denial over the fact that my life will not be a fucking hallmark movie

>>36447353
...wtf happened with the image
the thumbnail isn't even on my computer

haha the posts on this thread are very funny, what is this meme called?

>>36446088
Let him stay anon. I'm in the same boat. I havent sucessfully to like me in over 5 years