You cannot be a real robot if you are hung up about your virginity.

if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if

Okie doke

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>muh no true robot fallacy
fuck off, champ

>>36442623
This. How do you know if you are even a true robot and not just a late bloomer if you hadn't fucked? I thought I was just a late bloomer, everybody told me so. Now I KNOW I will never bloom.

>>36442623
>>36442682
can't be a robot if you haven't experienced ALL human experiences in life that you will ever experience. until you're dead, there is always a chance for change so you're not a robot.

I did attempt to have sex 5 times but I'm not sure if anything of that counts

>First time was so blackout drunk that it was not enjoyable for either of us and we kind of gave up after few minutes
>Second time I went soft because for some fucking reason I decided to go to pee between foreplay and sex
>Third time I was drunk and had no condom so she attempted to blow me but I was so drunk that I had to concentrate all of my will into keeping boner, let alone cumming so we gave up
>Fourth time I was a bit drunk and I just couldn't finish, after good 15 minutes the condom broke, she gave me quick handjob (Finally did manage to cum)
>Fifth time I did not bring a condom so she gave me a handjob
>She is slowly starting to complain about 'her needs' and shit

Am I a virgin or not?

>>36443381
kinda sounds like you're an alcoholic roastie who happens to have a penis

>>36442623
>You cannot be a robot it [insert enlightened views here]
go away pls

>>36443532
you cannot be a robot if you're not anon, jellyanon.

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>>36442623
You'll never know whose LARPing either, if they are good enough. Perhaps high IQ'd normans will pass by the radar

>>36442623
you're not a robot if you aren't a failed normie.

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>>36443603
strawberry chocolate ice cream is my favorite, too

>>36442623
Your logic is flawed. Some of us are literally incapable of improving our lives.

t. true robot

>>36443808
i don't like interflavor desserts. they make me uncomfortable and this sort of mixing destroys the purity of the superior flavor.