>"Okay, we're gonna around the room you'll

This actually happen to me at my first time at university as a mature-age student (30)


I sperged the fuck out and said I've been working on oil-fields for the last 8 years (I was NEET for 8 years) and that I'm married (I have never even come close to having a GF), had to buy a fake-ring off ebay the same day and wore it to university for the next few years.

Nobody ever found out the lies.

My name's Anon, and I've been to a mental hospital for two weeks and released early for good behavior. I'm sorry, I don't know any jokes

My name is Lana Gaines.

I work as a dominatrix for older and wealthy clients.

>NA league of legends

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>it's a "teacher chooses socially retarded anon to lead group activities" episode

>>36441870
My name is blank, I am not interesting and this class is a joke. (got her ass)

>>36441870
Hi, class. My name is Chang, I'm interesting in acquiring the necessary microbiological knowledge and experience to eventually contribute to the emerging field of regenerative therapy! For a joke, how about statistically extrapolating, half of you won't ever finish your degree?

>>36441870
My name is anon, like you said
I died of heart failure once, it was cool
How do you get 50 Jews in a car? Two in the back, one in the passenger, 47 in the ash tray.

>>36441870
>uh..I'm anon and I have a dog.

>>36441870
NOBODY KNEW WHO I WAS BEFORE I PUT ON THE MASK