>you're talking to your crush >all of the sudden this

The average age of this place seems to be getting lower every year.

Don't tell me this pic is related

>>36441677
>Chad
>"I was wondering"

>>36441677
He doesn't look more attractive then me but either way I'd be throwin hands

>>36441711
related to what?

>>36441677
I don't talk to girls. But if I did I'd say go ahead. Sluts are women, there is no difference between the 2.

go home and cry into my pillow for 100 years

Mind if I tag along? Haven't got shit faced in ages

In highschool I would have self consciously made light of it, and gone home, done it alone, and felt like shit about myself. Now that I'm old and bitter, I would probably try to calmly pressure her into helping me.

When you have to pay for your own electricity, little things like pretty girls not being interested in you doesn't bother you so much.

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>>36441714
>He doesn't look more attractive then me
Chad get out
nazis would probably use that guy in their propaganda posters

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*sniff*

Smells like summer in here

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I tell him that I'm an Israeli Jew and a survivor of the 6 gorillion holocoust'd by the Nazis, so the little civic cuck starts praising my feet and saying "greatest ally, greatest ally" and so does the girl and I start stroking the girl's hair saying "good goy, good goy"

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>>36441677
rather fail the class then enable roastie behavior

>>36441677

Why did I even pick you, you're an awful partner.

>do the "group project"
>don't put her name on it
That's how you let stacy get fucked in more ways than one

>>36441712
Mate you're too advanced for r9k, get out of this place and fulfil your potential

Just walk away.

Today's society cucked lesser men so you cannot do anything about it.

>>36441677
Hetumecemosero sekihogygidehegirovo, Mo fatuha gi metuhovolu kise tikitu! HOLULULULULULULU!!!!

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>>36441677
I'd be disappointed, but she's going to finish that damn project. Out of spite she'll have to pour her own drink and my room
temperature will be set to 10 degrees. When she's done I'll basically remove everything she did and write it myself. Then
when I hand it in I'll tell the teacher she barely did anything. Later I'll tell everyone I know that we had sex in trade for
me finishing the project.

Who else /devilish/?

>>36441935
I'd rather not be accused of rape, and what you're doing is a sure way to be accused of rape

>>36441714
But how would you get them back? And where did your hands come from in the first place?

I can think of better projectiles than hands, easily.