Anon, to ensure that neither of us can cheat we'll get explosive collars permanently attached to our necks that will detonate if they get more than 1km away from each other for more than 20 minutes. I value fidelity.
>>36440047
Ok but at least you'll be my gf now right?
>>36440090
Are you sure anon, you'll have to be close to me all the time.
>>36440170
As if i'd want to separate from someone I loved anyways. More like they have to be close to me all the time
>1km
I'm losing my burgers here, speak English
>>36440993
Are you that much of a baka, anon
>>36441092
Then why didn't you say "if they get more than 0.621371 miles away from each other" in the first place? Who is the baka now?
I'd feel genuinely hurt that she felt she couldn't trust me.