How can I fuck 35+ milfs as a 20 year old Not just any 35+

be good looking
or rape

>>36439826
I fugged a woman in her late 40s on Fabswingers.com, I assume other sites like that would work.

>>36439826
When I was 19, my boss who was 35 at the time was into me. I'm an idiot for not acting on it. Regret is a terrible feeling.

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Have rouge the bat have sex with this 20 year old girl in the picture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0aoqbDNKaA&t=10s

>>36439872
>late 40s
bit too much for me desu

>>36439939
Well it still might be worth checking out.

I too would like to do this.

I dated a milf for 4 years and then she said she didn't love me anymore.

I just can't put up with women my age. I don't understand them and they don't understand me.

There are tons of desperate ~35 year old milfs that recently divorced and are in need of validation and attention. 35 is prime time territory for these chicks and if you give them the time of day they will go for it. Social media and local events that revolve around food and drinking like farmers markets or foodie fairs are full of these types of women.

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>>36439826
First and foremost: Be Chad.
You're not Chad? Game over.

Now for those who ARE Chad:
>Be younger than her own son
>Show your dominance by beating up her son and/or husband. Women of all ages like violence
>Fuck her in her husband's bed while son cries wiping the blood from his mouth and caring for his unconscious father
>Milf will then have you as the "man of the house" as long as you keep humiliating her husband and son

Prostitutes.

unironically recommending this. Most prostitutes who advertise as being in their late 20s are in reality 35+. You and her both know you're only their for sex, so the experience will be pretty nice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu0ZUaE3uX0
You shall have the 20 year old girl sucking Amy Rose's penis & swallowing the semen out of her penis just like she did to Vanilla The Rabbit!!

Craiglist, if you don't care if your dick falls off.

>>36440120
This is just wrong. I'm not a Chad by any means and I got a hot ass milf. She was beautiful and sexy. Really you just have to be interesting to them. I was "mysterious". She just wanted to know everything about me.

>>36440147
How to get prostitutes without getting arrested?

>>36440293
By not living in a shit tier country.

>>36440293
Call a well known escort service, I seriously doubt any have ever hire cops before. Picking them up form Craigslist or the street put you at risk of the prozzy being a cop or you being robbed.

>>36440293

lol, just call and visit them. If you really want to be safe, get a hotel room of your own, then invite a prostitute to your room.

>>36440339
What's their number?

>>36440293
kill them after you're down

>>36440331
What's a known escorts service?

>>36440370

find a hooker online

backpage dating section for the cheapos

eros dot com for the higher end ones

>>36439939
40 year olds can still look good, senpai.

Anything above 50 is wrinkle city.

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>>36440507
Just ask your sister anon, she might even give out discounts to family members.

>>36440293
easy to not get copped, dont discuss anything sexual before you meet the whore, ask for a massage or something else thats legal.

When you get to her room if she says something like "its 100 dollars for a blowjob 200 for full service" if shes naked or wearing something skimpy shes real so just pay her, cops will always have clothes on.

If she has clothes on again just be like "how much for like a massage or a striptease"(cops will never do either).

Bring a condom I suppose in your wallet or something, I've never seen this before but to play it safe if a hooker texts you to bring a condom say "that you're just coming over for /something legal/" leave the condom in your wallet and if you do get caught in a sting you can say you forgot it was there/you always carry it.

I think thats about it, main thing to remember, never discuss the pricing of a sexual liason before you see her naked and dont ask her if shes a cop, if she really is that just makes you look dumb af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ3Ka-tzdEw&ab_channel=IndomitableRealist

this is the video I watched years ago before my first hooker meeting, its funny and a great guide for this. have fun anon and be safe

>>36439872
>Fabswingers.com
I went to the site and tried to make an account but apparently the zip code needs letters in it but I am in america. ???

There's a late 30s coworker at work who always seems really happy to see me, touches my arms, and asks me to tag along on routine shit she could do herself. Recently she walked up next to me, stood there and gave me a big smile, I asked "what's up" and she just shook her head, said "nothing", smiled and continued walking. Plus, about 6 months ago, she was complaining to me that she wanted to do a massage course but didn't have anyone to go with. At the time I just said the more polite version of "sucks to be you", but have since thought she wanted me to offer to be her massage buddy/partner/thing.

How do I fug?

Also noteworthy: she hasn't had a boyfriend in 8+ years and is quite insecure.

>>36439826
You need to be tall, have a good face, nice hair and dress well.

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>>36440120
you dont have to be chad, cougars hunt any fuccboi under 25

I had 5 in college that were like 30+ want my freshmen cock. I'm like a 6/10. I fugged one of them, she looked like she was 23 but actually 33, the roast beef unveiling was ridiculous

>>36441603
>expecting autists with anxiety issues to walk the line with a literal police officer out to arrest them
>expecting us not to spill our spaghetti on a staggering scale and get slapped on the registry

I can't even hold a conversation with the walmart cashier without turning into a giggly mess that can't hold eye contact or finish a sentence, and that's the only female interaction I have besides my mom.

>>36442086
To propound upon that, I was always hit on at goth / 80's clubs, and during this stent I did for Uber.

>>36442071
Make a move

Guaranteed to receive it.

>>36442334
Nobody cares loser.

>>36441603
If you suspect her being a cop and try to leave, the cops just let you go?

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>>36439826
Mfw 30 something year old teacher is into me.

>>36442697
That's the demographic you're giving advice to though. You might as well go to a forum for parapalegics and explain how to play in the NBA.

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>>36442307
>the roast beef unveiling was ridiculous

This is the best and worst sentence of this whole thread.

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>>36442712
you know back when I was 18 I never really thought about what to do if I did run into a cop (or I did and forgot)

It should be self explanatory, if the hooker is insistent on you agreeing to pay for sex all you can do is keep asking for the legal service and think about how you can mitigate your punishment or whatever.

I.E don't say shit to the cops, do not waive your right to an attorney, that being said I've been doing this for five years and the hookers are always part nude or in lingerie when I get there, so honestly stings seem exceedingly rare.

Another thing you could try I guess are those Asian massage parlors, those are pretty safe really only the masseuses are in danger and thats if they make it obvious theyre selling a sex act to a cop.

only thing I hate about those is its easy to see other "Johns" go in and out and I'm always afraid of the extremely awkward chance of me walking out while another walks in or vice versa.

On the bright side I don't know how they do it but those asians are always like 7/10+ with really bubbly personalities.

First time I went to one I got a girl named Olivia who asked me if I had a girlfriend after we were done, Of course sperged out don't even remember what I replied but I do remember feeling really good, also got a sprite for the drive home. so win/win

>>36442875
That's a bad metaphor anon, hiring a hooker as a robot is hard but not impossible.
A better metaphor would be; it's like teaching a group of Asian women how to drive.