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>have been afraid of aliens since I was a kid
>number one fear is coming into any sort of contact with them
>had a dream about them last night
>I was in a dark room and there were four of them sitting in different locations
>could hear them talking psychically about humans being slaves or something
>their attention turns to me
>they start walking towards me freakily and I can hear an extremely loud ringing and I start feeling sedated
>FUCK NO
>will myself through their psychic attack
>grab a book from somewhere
>start beating the living shit out of all of them
>more come
>they continue advancing and try to do psychic shit to subdue me
>I hold them off for what seems like a half an hour, beating the shit out of them with a book
>wake up
>not afraid of aliens anymore because I could kick their ass
Feels good
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>>36439149
protip this is a dream created by your brain to cover up the trauma of being probed and operated on
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>>36439343
Then how was my cat right next to me when I woke up?
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>>36439392
animals can move tard
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The cat was probed too
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That cat works for them.
Duh.
Like dogs work for...
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>tfw when i had some kind of out of body experience and meet green aliens deep inside the moon
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The truth is out there anon.
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>TFW when they ayy's try to stuff your butt, but you beat the shit out of them with a book for 30 minutes
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>>36440079
Just noticed, wrong pictureAt least "Signs" is a movie that existed
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>>36440193
Signs freaked me the fuck out
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>>36439982
Like dogs work for what??? What do you know?
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>>36439149
Why do you humams all hate us?
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>>36440242
Its spooky at first watch; but after the other seeings, and seeing reviews, its not very spooky, and kinda cringe
Pic kinda related
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>>36440284
CAUSE YOU'RE TWIGGY LITTLE FREAK FUCKS THAT STAND IN THE DARK LOOKING SCARIER THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD THAT KIDNAP YOU AND RENDER YOU COMPLETELY POWERLESS
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>tfw you live in a big city and aliens can never visit you without causing mass hysteria
>if they do visit, it's part of an alien invasion and you're forced to fight your alien bros instead of learn about space from them
Why even live?
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>>36440414
You don't think they can get you in a city?? They have cloaking
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>>36439149
The Emperor Protects against xeons.
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>>36440253
you know , you might think dogs are mans best friend but the truth is that dogs actually are...
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>>36440542
Fuck off
You're not even funny
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>>36440284
What type are you? Reptillian? Grey? Nordic?
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