HOW DO I GET A SHORT PETITE YANDERE GF I'M BLOND, I'M

>>36439085
>how do I get a loli gf?
By not living in America.

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We've all seen it happen in games, anime and manga, but how do we know it's not happening to us? How do we know that we're not being targeted by a yandere who wants desperately to be ours? I'm going to help you find your Only True Love.

1. Nice or sweet girls have a higher chance of being yandere.

2. Pay close attention to the girls you find yourself coming into contact with, even if it's seemingly harmless or irrelevant. The yandere is quite driven to make contact, but her overriding paranoia will make her subtle.

3. Once you've established likely candidates, try talking to them. If she drifts out of the conversation or if you sense she is getting bored -- it's not a yandere. While doing this, keep an eye out for girls watching you from the sidelines.

4. After establishing a rapport via conversation, ask the suspect(s) to come to your home. The yandere will always agree -- however, a non-yandere who happens to like you may also agree to this.

5. When you get her in your home you have to test her. How eager is she to do that extra mile to make a good impression -- pushy offers to cook, clean, or do something else, typically with a subservient attitude, are all positive signs of yandere-hood.

6. The yandere will be the girl who you notice coming over to visit afterwards on innocent pretexts, usually wanting to do chores for you as she feels doing this will entrench her into your life.

7. Confess to her. She will agree immediately. Many yanderes can be found out at this stage if they lose their self-control and become sexually aggressive.

8. If not already discovered in the last step, try to create a scenario in which the yandere may suspect your fidelity. Her reaction to this will settle her as a yandere -- violent outbursts, jealous rages against the other girl, etc.

9. Pacify with sex. Congratulations, you are now attached to the rarest and finest of all sex types!

>>36439110
>By not living in America
Can we get easy lolis in east Europe?

>>36439085
Allow me to rephrase that for you, OP.
How do I get a Yandere gf in general?

>>36439152
Has this been a proven approach? Are there any imstances of this working? I must know, anon.

I cant find the source of this anywhere. Help me robots, please.

>>36441090
real life yanderes do not exist. the closest you'll get in some ghetto black woman that makes claims about being able to fuck other women up

>>36440916
meant for (you) >>36441135
organ

>>36441135
The closest you'll probably get to a yandere in real life is the crazy BPD chicks. They're so insecure that they're always afraid of being abandoned by other people.

Only problem is that they them self don't feel any kind of loyalty and will probably cheat on you.

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real life yandere girls live on north korea. they would kill somoene that insulted their glorious leader.

So, be a dictator, brainwash the citizen to love you and.. voila!

Sauce?

This is an original comment. Very original.

Bumping just for the sauce

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>>36439085
HOW DO I GET A YANDERE BF/GF FUCK I DONT EVEN CARE ANYOME SOMEONE LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY PLEASE
AND ILL RETURN IT BACK I SWEAR

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>>36443136
Top lel
Nys delusional weeb :^)

>>36441710
This.
BPD chicks aren't worth it. The one I knew still """likes""" me yet flirts with every guy she meets online.

Bump for secrets to Yandere

>>36444967
The secret to yandereism is that most Australians are yandere and they come here for help.

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>>36439085
I could be ur overly clingy tsundere gf (male) if u want

>>36439085
by not being a fucking weeb

>>36445542
>I could be ur overly clingy tsundere gf (male) if u want
I would love this

>>36445542
>gf
>male
GF means girlfriend, anon.

>>36439085
You dont deserve anything anon. You have to work for it and hope youre lucky

>>36445599
mhm and girl (male) means girl (male) desu senpai
>>36445570
asl?

>>36439085
>I DESERVE IT
Your misplaced sense of entitlement is precisely why you will never have the gf you want. People like you deserve only someone as repugnant as they are.

>>36445651
Stop cruising for gay sex
Fuck off and die of AIDS, tranny faggot

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>>36445701
cant get the aids without the sex desu

>>36445651
>asl?
24/m/USA

How tall are you OP?

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