>faps once >''what is tfw no gf?''

>>36438883
Half the people on this website either watch literal cuck porn or have sex with dudes. The other half is just plain desperate.

>>36438883
This is sorts why I don't feel bad for people on here who do the whole no gf thing. Cuz when you get down to why they want a gf and why they think they've never got one you find out they are solely focused on having sex with her and not actually having a lifetime best friend. And I imagine they are sexually aggressive in their pick ups like. Oh what am I doing? Just jerking off to your fb. Jk Jk lol could you imagine? Hello?

>>36438883
We crave to be normal

100% true, women are basically human semen receptacles and when you don't need sex from them they are basically shit versions of men

>>36440288
>>36440322
Like this right here

I fucking hate you dickheads who clearly just want a gf as a masturbatory aid.

Go get a fucking prostitute if that's all you care about.

Is that really all you want?
Somebody to rub your dick on?

>>36440288
being friends with females is fucking stupid because you want to set boundaries if you date them. I rather be honest and let them know I am not her friend and I want to be in a relationship with her. my time is very valuable and I don't want to waste my time beta orbiting her if she is not interested from the beginning
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>>36440372
Female detected, sound the alarm

>>36440372
>i hate men all they want is sex

You're only going after Chad if you went for me you'd see what a nice guy is like

>okay

Hey so it's been two days I kinda figured you'd help me out here. I'm really horny.

>breakup

Women only want Chad they can't stand a nice guy like me

>>36440382
By lifetime friend I mean wife. They are literally your best friend and by your side for your lifetime. But on that note even not counting my wife. Most my friends have always been women more than men. Like a 1 to 5 ratio

>>36440372
yeah some robots are like that but I actually want to be intellectually stimulated by her. I would not even be insecure if she was more intelligent.

>>36440390
No, I'm not a girl.
I understand why they feel the way they do though.

I'm sick of girls assuming all men are just trying to get in their pants because they're constantly being chased by horny fucking retards.

>>36440465

>I understand why they feel that way though.

Because you are a female.

In my experience, the only women I've ever enjoyed talking to instead of wanting to just fuck them have been the ones I've met playing games.

I don't know what they look like, they don't know what I look like, and we share a common interest.

I really think men and women cannot be just friends irl because of sexual attraction, someone is always going to want to fuck the other.

That being said; I've tried to be friends with women irl and it fucking sucks because they're either shitty friends who only care about themselves and not enough about you, or I've beta orbited them because my lizard man brain is telling me to impregnate them.

>>36440490
I'm a guy.
Isn't the idea that men are mean to pretend to be women on here?

>>36440450
I get this feel even a girl who isn't educated but you can tease her mind. I dated a girl who would only do one like responses.

Lol, ya, cool, haha... Then asked why I wasn't texting her. Years later married to a wife that I'll come home and talk about work to and she'll actually ask me meaningful questions

>>36440526
I forgot to say my point

Point is, women are only good for fucking because your body is telling you to do it, or they're so insufferably boring/shitty that it's all they're good for

>>36440527
Post proof you are a guy. A pic of your penis should suffice.

>>36440610
>meanwhile, on bizarro /r9k/

Also fuck off fag

>>36440628
Fuck off roastie. Stupid roast beef cunt roastie.

>>36440439
wait so you let your wife do whatever she wants because she is like a friend? do you let her have "guy friends" on social media and let her spend some quality time with them because they are just "friends". also I can't see myself having female friends unless I was gay and who was interested in female things like shopping,gossiping,makeup or talking about how hot other guys are.

>>36440372
That's my point. You think getting a gf will solve all your problems, but after you've cummed you just think to yourself ''why did I even care in the first place?''.

>>36440687
We have an even mix of our friends male and female. Alot of her friends are women but theres a few guys gay bi and straight. Many are out of state but will come visit and hang out with us or they have a house warming party. We're pretty independent, cuz I can't stand trust issues so I'm no gonna do the whole song and dance of checking in with someone every two seconds. And I don't feel sexual tension with any of my gal friends

>>36440746
What?
I just want a relationship that is based on something more than sex.

Having a gf couldn't solve any of the problems I have.

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>>36438883
>masturbation
>pleasurable experience
Get on my level. I wank because it's an urge and I only feel worse after that.
tfw no gf only becomes worse as I feel dirty and not deserving to be loved.

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>>36440774
Me too. Or at least I sometimes think that to myself. I think ''I just want someone to cuddle with while watching a movie'' or some gay shit like that. I'm actually not particularly interested in sex.

But if while thinking these thoughts I fap, afterwards I completely lose interest in women. And so I wonder if it's not just my misdirected drive to procreate that makes me fantasize about all that romantic shit, even if sex isn't an explicit part of it.

You feel me?

Also beyond sex if you get a woman that loves you and is intertwine with you, you also have someone to help express your fetishes which is awesome

>>36440828
>You feel me?
I get what you mean, but that isn't my experience at all.

My desire for a girl to share my life with stays pretty consistent, regardless of masturbation.

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>>36440372
i want a gf just to talk to and shit. i don't want to die alone

if i get too uncomfortable i break down and cry. this happened when two girls tried to ask me out in the same year in middle school as (what i think) a prank

fapping to 2d makes me feel better because its not real. especially since i fap to males yet dont want to sex them.

its complicated

I only want sex because of it being a very intimate thing to do with somebody you love.

the gf thing is one of the few things i cant relate to on this board. and im surprised not more of you have chosen the schizoid path. (honestly not sure if i "chose" it or just realised i was like this though) i really do not want a gf, i cant imagine waking up with someone else, them hearing my breathing, having to sync my schedule to them and eat when they do etc. talk with them every day and so on.

i only wish i had a bit less anxiety so i could fuck more escorts on various drugs, that can be really fun. (i did it once 5 years ago)
just really consider how your life would change if you had a gf.. i think many romanticize it way too much in their heads and maybe project other problems onto the no gf issue blowing it way out of proportion. like maybe into delusional territory. also ive had four bars im not sure how coherent this was

>>36440372

90% of my life is in some way related to rubbing against the opposite sex until I spasm.

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>>36438883
>faps once
>shit this would feel way better with real cock inside me while being held tightly by chad