>14 year old sister goes to a party >she comes home today

>>36438156
Tease her about it and post results

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>>36438156
She is now vommiting because she is under "so much stress"

AHAHAHAHAHAH

this is what you get for losing your virginity before me you dumb slut

Tell her she should have lost her virginity to you because your penis is so small it would not have caused any pain

>>36438156
Ask her if she wants to practice with you to help her get used to it. Tell her that you'll be gentle.
>>36438189
Obviously she's puking because she was drinking alcohol.

>crying because you lost your virginity
Shit I'd be crying of joy.

>>36438156

Report the chad for rape or underage for maximum keks

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>>36438192
SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36438178
I can't. She is the saint of the family my parents would kick me out.

>>36438156
Think of the many more times you'll get to laugh because she'll be going to parties and having sex while you'll be sitting alone at your computer ;^)

>>36438234
>saint of the family
Not anymore

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>>36438217
now that you say that maybe me too

>>36438223
14 is legal here

>>36438239
fuck you you fucking normie reeeeee

>>36438248
she is. my family is very open minded, she gave her the conoms with the wors "have fun but never forget to use protection blah blah"

>>36438189
>Vomiting
>Stress
>Day after sex
Sounds like she got knocked up

>>36438261
Are you fucking retarded? this must be bait

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NOW SHE IS SOBBING AND MY MOM IS LIKE OKAY MY DEAR OKAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY

GUESS WHAT MOM SHE IS A SLUT NOW AHAHAHAHAH

best day of my life

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DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE

>>36438287

Tfw she's gonna have sex again next week, while you keep being a virgin. Short keks anon, short keks

>>36438306
You negative creep.

>>36438234
>I can't. She is the saint of the family my parents would kick me out.

How old are you?
Are you a NEET?
If you aren't a NEET just make fun of her, for the keks.

>>36438314
But being a virgin is clearly good and having sex is clearly bad, no matter what you think when you're up at night feeling lonely and unloved ;^)

>have sex with your bf
>cry because you lost virginity
Is your sister an actual retard?

>>36438314

Why would you want to participate in acts of degeneracy?

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>>36438333
24 neet reporting for duty

I am semi neet. Working 6 hours 3 days one a week.

>>36438341
Having experienced both sides of the coin, i'll politely disagree with you

>>36438259
>14 is legal here

Germany?

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>>36438402
hungary

>>36438367
fucking this

so did it go pop in her butt with no permission like it was nobody's business but OP's?

It will be funnier when she gets pregnant in 16

OP tell ur mom u just lost ur virginity and they was too rough

>>36438617
that's never funny, you're joking about a new life that would be shitty as hell.

i wonder if her boyfriends crying to his parent..."I stuck it in her ass & she was like 'durrr!'"

>>36438632
>they was too rough
>they was

kys faggot

>>36438681
why? I wasn't specifying if the person OP is going to say they banged was male or female, or a group.

"OP, I want you to meet my boyfriend"
*whistles*"Your reputation precedes u"

OP, is her boyfriend going to teach u tantra?

>>36438728
no your mom did

oregano

>>36438739
well that's not as original as inventing it

>>36438700
It is "they were", not "they was"you filthy, filthy nigger

Is your sister hot ?
Boobs&butt ?

>>36438801
OP here. I would say 6/10, when she wars a makeup she is 7/10

boobs & butt
dirty slut
mommy's little girl
while chad's a pounding
your sister's crying
cuz she gave rough sex a whirl
this shit is making me 2 horny

>>36438819
man, I love rough sex. what's ur sister's name?

>>36438844
>>36438822
>>36438801
Fuck off you nasty creep. You don't get any pussy and you know it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
the red part is you

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>>36438870
top kek I never saw this before

well that is very unfortunate but I really don't feel any kind of sympathy for her.
Being alone and not having attention from girls for so long has made me really emotionally cold to the problems of people that are in romantic relationships.
There are a lot of acts of kindness that I would withhold from a person, if I know that they have a girlfriend
>on train
>guy gets on begging
>going to give him a dollar
>me and my girlfriend would really appreciate
>lose all interest
>put headphones in
>don't even look at guy as he walks by
I mean, whether or not he needed help, he still has a woman, and I will withhold my help from him for this very reason, bitter as it is
We can't always do everything for other people.
Oftentimes we forget to be nice to ourselves as well.

>>36438870
that's true that I never get pussy

>staceylet is learning the power of her vagina privilege and getting started on the cock carousel
Why is this something to laugh about? She literally has life on very easy mode. You should kll her, do it for Elliot.

this reminds me of my last escort experience: she was giving me a handjob and she starting touching my balls and I told her to stop, and she did, but right as i'm orgasming she did it again and it ruined the orgasm

>>36438870
so ur saying I never get bagle sandwiches??REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36438964
>ruined orgasm
This is my fetish.

they'v got a calimine lotion for that
rub it in her pussy
rub a dub!

>>36439005
well at least one of us gets satisfied

>>36438870
there should be a variation of this video "I NEVER SAY ANYTHING FUNNY"

>>36438890
>>guy gets on begging
>>going to give him a dollar
>>me and my girlfriend would really appreciate
kek

14 years old and fucked? Fuck OP my neice is 16 and has never been kissed.

Roastie whores toastie boars, gonna fuck me some crusty sores.

Tell her to enjoy the HPV.

>>36438156
so is your mom just fine with your sister being a whore

>>36438367
This (un)ironically in an original way

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>>36438890
I feel the same anon, tho I'm also quite cynical and bitter

>a female friend of mine is sad and feeling stressed
>literally can't feel bad for her because my mind always goes "well at least she has a boyfriend"

>>36439225
The same time to the same way

>>36438525
say soem funny words, hangury boy

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>>36438525
14 evesek basznak? Ilyen kurva novered van? Es meg a szulok tamagatjak, beszarok...