>suddenly remember that girl i could never declare my love

>>36436217
>suddenly remember female friends from highschool
>search them all
>every last one is either a single mom or grotesquely fat like 250lbs as a female

welp

I feel fantastic.

>search female friends from highschool
>all doctors or college grads with careers or married with happiness
>search female friends from college
>all doctors or college grads with careers or married with happiness

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>>36436217
>>suddenly remember that girl i could never declare my love to during highschool
Mine's doing fine, but I have no interest in her anymore. Meanwhile my current oneitis who I'm madly in love with is almost certain to end up a single mother.

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>search my mind for people I knew in high school
>remember nothing
>went to an all guys high school and never spoke to a girl for 5 years

Remembering peoples names is hard and whenever I recognise someone from my high schooldays outside I avoid meeting them in case they remember me.

>>36436217
This is the story of every robot's high school crush most likely

Just goes to show you they're all the same moronic sluts on the inside

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>>36436217
iktf all to well anon. Painful stuff. Pic related

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>search for qt neighbour girl/first crush whose mother was an insane catholic zealot
>She joined the military and became a drone pilot that bombs hajis for a living
>tfw no crusader gf

>Some Chad got to creampie and use your crush as a fucktoy with no responsiblities
>Smug fastfood chain girl.jpg
Hmmm..

>>36437501
Surely you mean
>Girl could have been content with a sad beta provider for her entire life
>Instead she got pumped and dumped and not struggles to get a long term relationship because of her spawn

>>36436936
Be the baby daddy she'll always regret. After that, you win.

>>36436217
I feel a tsunami of euphoria crash over me when I see the outcomes of the high school kids that robbed me of my childhood.