ITT: we share some autistic stuff we do when no one else is around

Mimicking attacks from anime battles i create in my head.

I practice evil laughs and sing a lot.

I walk around stiffly and slowly (kinda like a robot) and imagine myself as a GTA protagonist.

I guess others can see I'm walking funny but they'll never know why.

>Pacing back and forth while singing the same Johnny Rebel song over and over for half an hour, while naked.

>>36434823
>>When I'm alone I like to sprint forward, jump, and dab midair
holy shit lmao kys my dude

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i like to find some attractive qt streamer that has low views with face cam, put a vibrator on my small weiner and headphones in.

>>36434910
Jesus christ could you type any more like a normie

>>36434930
I was being ironic you fucking autist cunt

>>36434823
>imagine gun fights or battles in my head of some war or some shit
>every so often get a theme stuck in my head from some movie or game
>right now is new Vegas, I imagine the factions fighting eachother and make explosion noises and shit

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>>36434955
Poe's Law, anon.
Also nice dubs

>>36434955
>calling someone autistic
>on the board made for autism

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>>36434823
>i still pick and eat my boogers
>i grab my own ass all the time
>i play with my dick in a non sexual way
>i lip sync music im listening to and pretend im singing it in front of adoring fans
>I watch reaction videos and pretend they are reacting to me doing something
>i spend an hour opening tons of different tabs of porn and then end up reaching my limit after one or two videos

I stick a knife in my mouth a lot

When I disconnect the charging cable from my laptop I like to karate chop it off and yell "WATCHA" like bruce lee

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>>36434823
Two words: Jojo Poses.

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I yell pic related a lot when I'm alone

>>36434958
Every gun battle I imagine ends up being a mix of John Woo and something like Persona 5's menus

By that I mean extremely stylized graphic novel-tier posing, and a fair deal of One-Man-Army gunplay looking almost like a dance or something.

I want to film something like this so fucking bad

>>36434823
I make animal sounds when alone
And when someone finds me I imatate that animal then chase the person and start screaming animal sounds

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>be me watching spongebob
>in this episode patrick sprays toothpaste in peanut butter
>episode ends and i get hungry
>walk to my kitchen and pull out peanut butter to make a pb and j
>remember the joke
>run the bathroom and get toothpaste
>spray it into the peanut butter
>laugh uncontrollably for what seemed like two minutes
>do my best to clean it out and then continue making my pb and j
>fast forward to the next time im making a pb and j
>remember when i put toothpaste in it
>mfw
>do it again
>laugh uncontrollably again
>fall into this pattern
>after a while i stop laughing about it but now i feel sad or empty if i dont do it
>I now can not make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich unless i spray toothpaste into the peanut butter first

if anybody knew i did this they would think im special ed

I called my high school teacher "mom" once
The entire class heard

>>36435155
I also do this
But i stopped it wears out eventually

>>36435155
>>36435175
I think you two misread the fucking post
It said autistic things you do when alone not autistic things you did.
Maybe u guys really are autistic

i make up imaginary pro smash melee battles in my head, except its like a newer better version of melee but with similar physics

its literally my safe space

I walk a route around my path for hours:
Through the kitchen
Into dining room
Into den
Into kitchen
Repeat

I do this while singing or thinking or talking to myself. My parents have caught me multiple times. My dad I saw fat and slow so if he's about to catch me I can run and hide and cover it up. When my mom catches me she just laughs at me a bit and I try to minimize how autistic I am. But it seems okay tho because mommy will always love me :)

If I think extra hard or get to heated point while talking to myself, I start walking faster and faster. I've started sprinting when deepest in my thoughts.

>>36434823
I watch anime aesthetic YouTube channels that play depressing or chill music while daydreaming myself in situations with a person I haven't spoken to in years that will never happen and then I think about why do I miss them so much and start crying.

>>36435242
*route around my house

I was thinking of the words "route" and "path", my bad.

>pretend to be a wizard and jump around while casting fireballs n stuff

>>36435083
what did ronaldo mean by this

>>36434969
how dense are you?

>>36435221
This happens to me before I go to sleep but it's involuntary. Always based on whatever game I'm playing (lately hearthstone). Sometimes I'll lose against myself and I'll forget that some of the cards aren't real.

Mo'gy fahokibugibudeti rokimosero haki vohagihoha vofalugicemosero mose hasamovo volumeholuha degiserotugirolu giha hasalu daluhoti delugivoha gykiholu hasagise sagidehe kihe hasalu hamogylu. Sekihogygidehegirovo giholuse'ha fahomodati haki kituho volumeholuhavo.

>Spend around 4 hours every day just daydreaming being someone else or being in some situations like a fantasy world

>>36434823
I put my face in between my hands and tense up my whole body and then rock quickly right and left saying iwanttokillmyselfiwantotkillmyself iwanttokillmyselfiwantotkillmyself really fast.

>>36434823
>hug the blankets and pretend it is my waifu
>pretend to be an orchestra director
I love music too much but have zero talent, this one was in my 'concert' last night
https://youtu.be/xyDKezDLGTM

I dance to dubstep

Do impressions of characters I make up in my head, (my last one was a liberal that thinks unless your dating a disabled fat minority your a bigot.)Once I start I get louder and louder and if my roommates are home I will assert dominance by punching a wall or door.

>>36435596
I fap by bunching up this fuzzy red blanket into a plump ass, then humping it.

It's my cummy blanket.

is running in a hallway instead of outside autistic or normal?

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Reenact battle/fight scenes I make up in my head and even say what the characters would say under my breath

>>36435637
well, I've never touched my waifu-blanket in a lewd way, gota say I've kissed it some times, also
>pretend I'm a teacher and start giving classes
man, I loved teaching but now anxiety kicks me too hard I wasn't a teacher tho, just tutor

>Dry humping my pillow or being fucked by my pillow (I'm a guy)

>>36434823
Start playing mgs
scream SNAAAAKE as soon as i trip over or fail in a way

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>>36435708
wait what
how does that even work?

>>36435774
I ball it up and shove hard and hope for the best. It goes in easy, but if I'm unlucky, removal can be a little messy.

>>36435304
Extremely. Thats why im here

>>36434823
>talk to my dog
>bob my head like a chicken at random times
>strech and scream at the same time
>blow my nose directly into my hand then wipe it on my shirt/pants/nearby sock
>hold my boob

>Listen to my favorite fighting anime OPs but imagine my self anime insert as the main character in a world and situation that I made up and imagine an entire unique opening in my head to fit the song.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this.

>>36435824
I do this.
Oringunal

>>36435804
Man, you must get some shitty sleep.

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I like to walk around the kitchen with my genitals hanging out of my trousers.

>lying in bed on my side
>point my arm towards the wall pointing with my finger
>wait for a hole to open in the wall and demonic gods to greet me
>hoping a demon tells me how it yearns for me and touches my finger
>it never happens

I want to transcend.

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>>36434823

Making up words and using a cartoon-like voice to narrate things that I'm doing.

For example, I call my dog "Bajwam" or "Bajwookles" or "Snajjybam" or "Wajbam" or "Bajji animal"

My cat is "Bijwam", "Bijjiwook" "Bijjlebaj" and so on.

>>36434976
>>i still pick and eat my boogers
This
>i play with my dick in a non sexual way
Also this. Even as I type this my left hand is on my dick

When I'm listening to a song I'll make corresponding head movements. If you've watched House you'll know what I mean. He does the same thing when he pretends to play Baba O'Reily

>>36434846
Hello there me.
I see you are me.

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>>36435839
Goddammit

put me in the screencap

>>36435867
You're pointing in the wrong direction

Bumptinimargariti

>>36435804
How blown out is your asshole that you can jam a balled up pillow in there?

>>36435818
>hold my boob
Sometimes I forget that there are actual females browsing this board

>>36435605
Funny how that's actually original.

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I like to smile really big. I dont really smile out in public so I do it at home all alone.

>>36434823
>I fight against invisible enemies.
Probaly do this because of self-defense training I do.

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>>36434904
>Johnny Rebel

my brethren, my kin

When I'm sitting at my computer I'll simply put my hands on my junk.

For some reason it just feels right there.

>>36437072
>Tfw this made me smile for some reason

Have a nice day anon

>>36434823
yesterday when i was alone i spent 10 hours inventing a pencil-based form of combat with many different techniques based on singular and duel wielding and positioning and scenario-planning

i mastered the art of pencil flipping and i now have confidence i can switch from the dull side to the sharp side with a swift flip reaction if any dare to challenge my pencil skills, i also mastered the dual flip and any combination in each hand, dull left sharp right, dull left dull right, sharp left dull right, sharp left sharp right

there are many positions i came up with some just to look cool others for practical purposes, there is also precise pencil throwing and combining the art of pencil sharpening mid-battle is very important as it takes so long to kill someone with a pencil you need to manage your stamina and pencil sharpening in between combos and conserve your energy to favor precision, quality over quantity

stealth and planning is important which is why you must always carry a box of pencils and keep extras in all pockets available, the greatest foe will cower in fear at the sheer number of pencils you have on hand, NO ERASERS

a pencil battle is the most intense form of battle and any man that dares to challenge me in the "Shaving Swan" technique I have perfected, you will find yourself in a world of lead, i also carry handy pencil shavings in my pockets to act as surprise pocket sand

pencil battles are honorable and the stances and rules must be honored, but pencil street fights are dangerous, always wear safety goggles, a helmet and a jockey strap

there are also those that have taken up the art of the coloring pencils, these are dangerous men and women who must be stopped, the eight-penciled spider who poisons his tips, the cowardly crow, the ten pencil wolverine, the praying mantis and the killer centipede who manages to fit 100 pencils which he can launch in all directions

legends of the fire dragon with flaming pencils are rumors

>>36434846
I used to do this, but then I overheard my neighbor talking about it.

>>36434823
Please be white.
Please please

>>36437866
Now I want a pencil fighting anime

when i go to take a dump i remove all my clothes first

>>36437866
I'd buy that if it was a video game desu

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I screech autistically when I'm excited about something. My neighbors can probably hear...

Also, when I shitpost or troll, sometimes I kek out loud by making a "khhh" sound and imagine Pepe related in my head.

>>36437866
Dude write a manga/comic. Then commission a cover art and start a series. You could actually make money off of that precision.

>>36438464
this, but mainly because i like to wash my ass afterwards, everytime - luckily i poop rarely, sometimes 1-2/week. But they are giant everytime, which sucks

>>36438464
I can't have an efficient poo with a shirt on. No idea why, but it's been that way since I was 12.

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I dance like Michael Jackson a lot.

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When out in public I imagine I have this style of Kyoani face and that all the people around me think I'm an adorable anime girl. It helps a little with my agoraphobia.
In reality I'm an acne covered fujoshi.

Sometimes I imagine my index and middle fingers are a tiny human's legs, and run around on them in the giant world that is my room. I jump from object to object, slide along some, make cool flips, etc.

It's kind of like that game I Am Bread, except I was doing it way before that came out.

>>36438692
Better start on that clearisil, friendo

>play video game
>pretend to be a streamer with thousands of subs
>put music on
>"so what song do you guys want to listen to?"
>"oh yeah this is a good one. definitely their best album"

or

>play video game
>pretend I have a friend there watching me
>explain all the different parts of the game

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when I'm concentrated listening to music I like to be stood up, moving my body back and forth and pressing my remaining fingernails alternately with my thumb

>spend 90% of time watching gambling addicts gamble away thousands on twitch while playing runescape

I like to laugh really loud.

Usually when there's other people around, I try to suppress it to small chuckles, but when I'm alone it's usually full-on HAHA's.

I watch video game intro videos on repeat and get goosebumps from how much they affect me emotionally

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>>36438601
Am his neighbor, can confirm.

>>36438692
I want to date you
hyperbloxxors

>>36434823
Imagine the place where I'm walking how it would be after the bomb drops.

>>36438692
Fujoshis are disgusting please leave

I'm currently trying to make a fairly biologically accurate dildo out of household materials. Got corpora cavernosa, corpus spongiosum, urethra, buck's fascia, bulbus glandis, and dorsal vein.
Just need to find something to coat it as a superficial fascia and skin...

>browse this board

>>36438692
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well like half an hour away from

>>36434958
>>36434958
i found my soulmate, i get influenced a lot by what i watch and play so i also imagine war and battles in my head and like to close my room and just relax while drifting away from reality in my head

If i have to go anywhere in the house and no one's around, I run like Dan Smith from Killer7, with the gun pose and all.

orignale

I like to look at pictures of themed landscapes (e.g. medieval fantasy landscapes, steampunk landscapes) while listening to some appropriate music just before bed so that I can go to sleep thinking about adventuring in some fantasy world.
>last night
>looking at Lovecraftian landscapes while listening to the Bloodborne OST
>never even played Bloodborne

>>36434823
I give grand speeches like some sort of autocrat

>>36438951
>or read H.P. Lovecraft

>>36434904
Is it white man marches on? I sing this song all the time

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>>36438692

You sound like a cutie patootie idc if you think you're hideous can we cuddle and watch films

I don't even care about sexing you just be my friend and give me warmth

>>36438770

Make a tulpa, you're autistic enough it could actually work

>>36439145
I've thought about it before because I've had imaginary (girl)friends my whole life. But I'm scared to actually do it in case something weird happens, like the tulpa goes out of control and decides to kill the host (me).

This is slightly off the theme of the thread but here it goes.

Me and my sister usually didn't have a good relationship but, recently, that started to change, we started doing and saying stupid shit to each frequently.

In the last couple of years this has devolved into absurdity tho, whenever we're alone inside of the house we'll do completely insane things like screaming really loud on each other's front, throw rotting fruits at each others direction and things like this for no reason. We both know it's extremely autistic but we have fun and no one knows.

When even she isn't around I do way more retarted things like screaming "nigger faggot" really loud, I'm not anglo so this isn't a problem.

>>36438770
I also do this, I also pretend my former classmates are watching my very life
through some kind of futuristic/magical devices which they're tied to, also, whenever I'm making something which requires a lot of brain processing I pretend a girl that I had a love/hate relationship with in hs is around so I explain what I'm doing to her.

>>36438709
I usually do this when bored in markets with my parents

>>36439326

That's fucking retarded how stupid are you

I always insult myself when I think noone can hear me

> you are such a retard
> you will never have a girlfriend
> you are sooo stupid

I don't know why I do this, I even do it subconciously, when I think about something and remember about something stupid I did, I always blurt out something like that without even thinking about that.

I'm not that dumb, according to IQ tests that I took I have 130-140 IQ but my self-confidence is absolute zero.

Anyway, more of what I do when I'm alone:

> pick my nose very thoroughly so that it is completely clean
> hug a pillow and pretend it's a girl
> fart under a blanket and then push all the air towards my face and smell it
> stick my finger in my ass and smell it

>before i go to sleep repeatedly whisper "please don't die" or else I will die
>get SUPER irrationally angry at absolutely nothing
>constantly yell "fack yoo" and call inanimate objects scat licker cunts or something along the lines
>commentate on my performance when playing videogames
>sometimes make blow off valve sounds when riding my bike

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>>36434823
pretend I have a shotgun and walk around my house stealthily

Say weird things in weird voices to make myself laugh. Jewish mom and snazzy game show host are my favorite characters to do.

>>36434823
Walking around, I start thinking about insulting blacks and gay people.

>>36439707
You'll have a girlfriend eventually. Most everyone does, even on this board.

You're a smart and good guy, anon.

My bed is cold and empty now. Sometimes I pretend she's still there.

drink a glass of water and spit it out slowly like a fish fountain. I do this multiple times.

>>36435012
This sounds hilarious actually.

>>36439707
You seem pretty dumb to me

>>36437866
Oh my God. This is literally me but sometimes I imagine that I am also in the middle of a battle.

>>36438813
Oh shit I'm sorry.
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.ORIGINAL

whenever I imagine my interest i need to get up and walk around the house

When alone I move my body in dramatic ways

>after working out my interest popped into my head
>dabs at atsronomical tard speed in the middle of planet fitness
>switches gyms

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>>36434823
Not sure if it's really autistic or not but I keep doing this thing when I get comfortable where I put the back of my left hand against my lips while leaning on my left elbow. It might not sound too bad but it looks weird as hell, I've been trying to break the habit for months now.

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>sing
>throat sing
>recite hitler speeches
>weird nonsensical chanting
>move by hopping or vibrating instead of walking
>dance in the kitchen
>put on camouflage and clear the house like a real oper8r because I imagine every sound to be either someone breaking in for me to rape or a demon coming around to rape me
>play with gasoline and set shit on fire
>waifu dinner

>>36440988

Just tried this out for myself, pretty comfy. Thanks anon.

>>36441051
Yeah, it's not bad actually

thanks anon

I do autism.

I grab my belt and do the CIA pose whenever I'm outside. Not while walking though.

>>36438601
>Gmod hentai server with my outcast bandit of friends
>Guys I'm putting hentai on
>anon put some sick shit on
>I put on some low quality simpsons new and Lisa porn
>very loud
>scatter
>run out of cinema and start excitedly making the khhh noise
>see people reacting in chat and the khhh turns into a full on KAHG KAHG KYAN