Its Friday arvo so I'm gonna play "Will my Pizza get

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>>36434068
You twisted bastard.

I can't wait to see if you win.

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>>36434185
I play for keeps

>>36434068
When will you people learn that these "foods" are nothing more than empty-calories and does nothing more than to appease your lizard brain and signing you up for them great cardio-vascular treatment and insulin shot?

>>36434401
i've gotta do some law assignment tonight so some garbage carbs and sugar sounds like what the doctor ordered

>>36434304
Pretty good anon. Id try this but pizza doesnt get delivered out here

>>36434068
who even does 20 minutes or free anymore?


is this 1994?

>>36434443
This. They don't do time guarantees anymore. Ppls died.

>>36434417
Sounds like a stupid choice to me, you'll feel full then you'll feel like shit, and then it shits on your body.

>>36434485
this stuff has to keep me fuelled until like 2am. it's a slow burn.

>>36434625
Honestly, straight up carb, i.e. pasta, will be better than this crap, I really hope you aren't gonna shove a whole pizza up your mouth hole for the sake of your health. Best of luck on your assignment.

Healthfags get out

Official pizza winner anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55yY-FgFGQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSqw9Yn_RMQ

It begins.

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STRAP IN LADS

>>36435308
You need to keep us updated every minute. At least.

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safe as houses

>>36434693
>just starch is better than starch, vegetables, protein

Huh?

>tfw stopped eating takeaways

I put some chub on since I started Uni, turning it around and going on a sushi diet.

Fuck I love sushi.

>>36435308
>>36435434
Why would they start the timer before delivery?

>>36435491
yknow the rice carbs will pretty much be bad for you if youre trying to lean out?

calories in calories out my man

>>36435434
>this exists in burgerland
Germoney is so fucking jelly right now

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>>36435530
aus my deutschebro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>36435522
Well I'm going on runs along with that, not really a /fit/ guy so I'm guessing it'll be alright so long as I go on my daily run.

>>36435308
13 seconds and they didn't even start making it. It's like they want you to have a freebie.

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>>36435548

Hes gonna have to speed + have no traffic

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>>36435573
You crafty son' bitch, I would try that in britbong but I'm afraid they live to close to me so they always get here in time.

Do you just get the pizza free or do you just get a voucher that discount the pizzas price next time you order?

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DAMN

close call. hes stuck at the traffic lights, as expected.

they have GPS tracker where you can watch him kek

>>36435602
Costs $3 to gamble in this game

So it's not free perse, it's $3 + risk (but the risk is eliminated with strategic ordering)

>>36434951
This. True robots would never care about their health.

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>>36435639
But what if you just enjoy food which is healthy, too much grease makes me feel pretty sick.

True robots just eat whatever they enjoy and don't give consideration to normies who dictate what is robot food and what isn't.

Poor bloke was all apologetic, I felt bad for him but if he was angling for a tip too bad I paid a delivery fee already

Anyway thats a wrap

>>36435681
>not offering him a slice of cheap pizza instead

I do it all the time, fuck tipping but most the time the delivery guy is happy enough to get a free slice.

>>36435724
i wouldnt give food to some cunt unless hes a mate, related or homeless

Hey OP, ausfag here... don't you have to pay like $4 or something for this 20 minute or free deal?

Also Pizza Hut > Dominos.

>>36435830
Nah its 3 bucks.

Id do this too at my local dominoes but they seem like alright guys

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>>36435626
Don't you think they will spit in your food for doing this over, and over again? They obviously know your plan.

woah im a delivery driver at dominos and we dont have anything like this. what kind of area do you live in?

>>36436092
I dont think they keep tabs on customers to that extent

I hope...

This thread provides me with bad feels...

Me and my ex-girlfriend used to order from Dominos all of the time :[

We always got a c-cheese pizza with pepperoni(medium or large depending on deals) :[

thanks Anon

>>36435681

Wow, you are a huge asshole! This dude's income relies heavily on tips and you're just in it for free empty carbs.

Get stuffed, thot

>>36436136
not so much that they actively track it, I'm sure it would be more like:
>damn didn't make it in time
>wait, have I been here before?
>...I'm pretty sure I was late last time too

Depending on if the guy really likes his boss, he might let him know. I doubt anyone working in a pizza store gives a shit if their boss loses a couple bucks.