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rape him. Rape them all.

>>36431671
Try faking your own suicide. Make sure to make it look real.

Orange

>>36432163
No, no, heres a better one.
Walk up to the kid, and actually fucking commit suicide.
That'll get him.

>>36431671
Fake suicide with a blank round, right at the temple. Trust me, you won't feel a thing.

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>>36431671
Stab him, then you and your fat wife can yell at him for bleeding all over the place

*smashes head into concrete driveway*

WHAT THE FUCK CODY YOU LITTLE FUCKING NIGGER, YOU DENTED THE DRIVEWAY CUNT

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Raise your hand up real fast like you're about the backhand the shit out of him, but don't.

It'll keep them on their toes, ready for anything

>>36431671
You could pull a prank where you actually are about to kill Cody or one of the other kids or your wife. I recommend using a knife or gun.

Put objects up his butt and make him guess what it is without looking.

>>36431671
heh heh heh
take him by the balls
and cut the sack open
and watch the tests roll out onto the carpet
and watch the blood stain the carpet
and take a baseball bat and bash cody's head for staining the carpet
and keep bashing his head until a purple welt bursts and his brains fall out
and and mix his brains and his testes
and force feed it to his dead mouth
and bathe his body in acid
and then cut it up into tiny strips
and flush the teeth
and feed the acid-washed strips of his body to the other four children
and record it for a sweet vid man
heh heh heh
just a prank though

Tie him up in the living room. Call the rest of the family into the room and tell them that they're all going to prank Cody real good. Pull out an uzi and gun them all down. It doesn't really matter if you kill them, you just have to incapacitate them, make sure none of them escape the living room.

Once you've done that, now you can finish off the survivors at your leisure, since none of them can run, whether you use the uzi or your bare hands is up to you, get creative!

Next, set the camera down on a nearby table or dresser, make sure it has Cody in the shot!

Finally, put your face right in front of his, then blow your brains out all over him. Bonus points if you bite his nose off first!

I look forward to the video!

>>36432389
you forgot to tell him to say "it's just a prank bro" before firing

Pretend you're getting a divorce and tell Cody it's all his fault for being a little shit.

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>>36432415
>>36432389
>>36432374
That must have been therepeutic to write dow

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Get him a pet for his birthday, the cuter the better, let him name it and play with it for a bit, then take out a gun and force him to shoot it.
After that cook the animal however you like, and force him to eat it or starve. Make sure the other kids constantly act horrified with him for eating a dog/cat/whatever.
Make sure to say "its just a prank bro" after your done so he is not traumatized by the experience.

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>>36431671
I DIDN'T DO THAT
*laugh track starts*

tape cody to wall so you know hes in safe place, buy a car than drive it into his bedroom, tell him hes going to have to pay for it or else he will get sent to a foster home, if he starts crying saying he didnt do it light the house on fire. back out the car and park it on the street, get out and rip him off the wall by the hair, throw him on the lawn than run his leg over with a lawn mower. that will teach him

at least your not beating your kids

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These are all great ideas, guys. Keep them coming. I love pranking my kids.

>>36431687
nah I've already done that. I just cant put that on youtube

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>>36431671
You completely confused me with the wrong guy when you made the Ghostbusters movie. I appreciate the help, but what's going on? Why am I on everyone's radar. Impersonated by people, etc. I just wanted to live a semi-normal, quiet life.

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>>36433688
Holy fuck, I look nothing like that. I'm like 10 pounds overweight for my height.

>>36434709
I go to the one with the bull-dog. The other guy goes to the one with the two letters. You can look him up on his school's football roster if you want.