You have 10 seconds to convince me that having a gf should not

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Because people like you should not be allowed to reproduce.

>>36430583
Okay, but how do we enforce it?

>>36430608
Gfs aren't for reproduction. That's what a wife is for. You fail.

>>36430613
>Okay, but how do we enforce it?

guns?

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Everyone should be entitled to ONE starter girlfriend.

>>36430613
>How do we enforce it?
Government pairs boys/girls after ~15. Dating anyone besides your assigned partner is a felony.

>>36430583
Because it's not necessary to live?

Why would they make something that you can easily go out and get be a human right?

>>36430619
GFs are for becoming wives

>>36430619
Kids are made out of wedlock all of the time, you fail.

>>36430632
anon you honestly just made my day

>>36430654
This is the most desperate thing I've seen on r9k

>>36430667
You're confirmed for a cock sucking fag, you fail.

>>36430679
so are you new?

>>36430681
You're confirmed to be a mentally inept shithead. Kill yourself.

>>36430665
You used up your 10 seconds. You failed. Do not reply to me again.

>>36430667
Just because they can be doesn't mean they should be. You're also off-topic, seeing as I don't want children.

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>>36430679
And yet you can't refute it

>>36430583
It's not. I don't even want a gf anymore, you would have to spend the money you DON'T have on make up and shit.

I don't even have a car or my own place, why would any woman deal with that?

>>36430773
The question was not whether you'd want a gf. You fail.

>>36430707
Just shut the fuck up desu

orignalios

>>36430583
You could make the same argument for being popular or successful. You don't have a right to any of those things, though: just a right to have the freedom to pursue them, at least if you live in a good country.

>>36430654
I'm sure you'd feel just wonderful about this when you got paired up with a fat disgusting girl whose family couldn't afford braces for her

>>36430809
>You could make the same argument for being popular or successful.
But I didn't. You fail.

>>36430822
>Implying being fat wouldn't also be a felony
Cmon son