>not spending 25k on some autist's old used up shirt

>>36428256
Are people actually buying his shit?

>>36428281
Some kid bought his sonichu totem for 12k and chris didn't even send it
I doubt anybody would pay 25k for his shirt

>>36428281

It's going to be like with the totem. People are either going to retract their bids at the last second or they're going to file a charge back before he ships it so Chris ends up spending more money he doesn't have on toys.

>>36428382
It's funny, I dispute chargebacks for a living. I could have helped Chris keep the 12k.

>>36428382
This is why he needs a job. The guy seriously doesn't know how to handle his money or stick to a budget. His parents never taught him how to care for himself and now that Barb may be at death's door, his life is only going to get worse.

>>36428522
it was a legitimate chargeback though. he didn't send the totem, even after blowing 12k on useless shit.

>>36428522

Chris is too paranoid nowadays. He'd brush you off as a DANG DIRTY TROLL. He thought a BK employee having lunch at the same McDonald's as him once was a troll spy after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcDwzaXd3yI
Post Chris kino.

>>36429157
The pickle man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaLvsLHTsOw


"Emily" came out on kiwifarms last year and posted some emails between them.

>>36429157
I thought I had seen all there was to see of cwc in that 1 hour documentary

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>>36428342
>>36428382

Which is it?

Did he not send the totem or did the buyer pull out?

>>36428256
The Financhu saga is the worst one so far

>>36429397

Chris is a lazy fuck and didn't actually ship the totem out in the time he was supposed to. The buyer submitted a chargeback request, but by then Chris had already spent $400 on a gold necklace and hundreds more on toys. He's basically a couple grand in the red now because he immediately spent money he didn't even really have yet.

>>36429540
kek, I take it back the Financhu saga is a slow burner, everytime that you think it's hit bottom, it breaks through to a new low. His paypall account has negative money

>>36429397
>>36428342
it wasn't 12k for the totem you jackass it was like $1500.

stop spreading lies. chris chan is awful enough that you don't need to exaggerate his antics.

>>36429771
12k was the original starting bid for the shirt, so it's easy to get it mixed up with an equally worthless piece of shit that he sold on ebay for "only" 1500$

>>36429540
How is it possible for a single person to be this financially irresponsible.

>>36429864
He has severe autism, his parents never fucking raised him properly and he has a useless meme certification from community college.

He never learned finiancial responsibility and worse even he probably can't learn it. Especially not now as he's approaching middle-age

How soon before Christine dies?

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Honestly his story has kinda ended. By this point he seems like another normie tier special tumblr snowflake. If you forget about his past then you'd think of him as just another one of them.

>>36430269
Do you wanna make a bets on how his story ends?

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>>36430269

Just wait till Barb dies.
Chris will finally have the face the real world then, and we can watch.

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>>36430029

Took him 6 years to get his CAD degree yeah.
And he got kicked out for soliciting himself too.

>>36430311
I bet Chris has a heart attack

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>>36429346
The documentary is only the beginning, my man. The rabbit hole goes much deeper.
The documentary is only good as a jumping-off point. A CWC rundown, if you will.

>>36430355
college years best year, that was when he went full-meme with the Sonichu medallion and signs that said that he was looking for a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up (no fatties or blacks)

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Does anyone else NOT find Chris endearing or "harmless" as many other people do? His autism just enrages me.

>>36430311
He realizes how fucked his life is, and he kills him self.

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>>36430357
sure, but from what
1. sega still didnt color sonics arms skin tone
2. his fatness
3. something completely else

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>>36430394

One of my favourite highlights is when Clyde Cash threatened to kill him, so Chris stuffed a teddybear with sunglasses in his bead, slept on the couch with a pocket knife and shit himself out of fear.

>>36430334
Chris is far past fucked once she kicks the bucket, which given her age and already abysmal health and the fact she had to deal with Chris as a whatever the fuck he is most likely means it'll be soon, probably within the next 3-5 years give or take. The fact that Chris is still even mobile at this point is utterly shocking, like a cockroach that just won't stop.

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>>36430311
He finally goes septic from his taint infection

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>>36430366
>A CWC rundown
I laughed a little

>>36430396
dont worry pal, someday he will just be some forgotten fatso only veterans will remember

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POST THE TAINT

>>36430311
He probably dies in another fire related incident, or something similar. Probably won't kill himself. If not that his infection takes over and he dies that way.

>>36430465
I'd rather not see dat boipucci

I'm still amazed that he thought he gerw a vagina and it came about as a result of him listening to hormone-producing soundwave videos on youtube, rather than his old shit-caked piercing.

>>36430398

Chris is too retarded and too much of a pussy to kill himself. He'd either chicken out or fail spectacularly if he tried.

>>36430029
Most of what he has to learn is "stop spending money that you don't have."
He doesn't have kids, or run a business. His income is fixed and well above his actual needs.
"Don't buy transformers before paying rent" is something he is not too handicapped to get his head around *if* he was actually forced to hit rock bottom.
Where he is now is not yet rock bottom for him, even if it would be through the quarry floor for most.

>>36430396
I find him to be very harmful.

>Was a tax drain
>Beat up an innocent game retailer
>Did not sell his fans his merchandise, after the fan paid 12,000$
>Shilled bob for all he had
>Vandalized private property because "Sonic's arms where the wrong color".
>Accidentally burned down his own house.
>He is so unsanitary, he likely is responsible for several people he has interacted with to get sick.

I am very curious to see how Chris acts

>>36430531
>not yet rock bottom for him
Doubt it anon. Once Barb dies he's toast, he has absolutely zero financial sense nor actual skills for damn near anything. Abysmal health, ton of debt, and being a transgendered manchild that cut a hole in himself thinking it'll be a vagina when it's really a wound gone horribly wrong means his time is starting to permanently come to an end, which would honestly probably be better for him. But what do I know, I'm just a guy on a mongolian basket weaving board.

>>36430366
what youtube channels archived his vids?

>>36430585
>Abysmal health

Aside from being a fat ass, what health problems does Chris have.

>>36430600
Pretty much no sense of hygiene and parading around a wound that could kill him from infection. And being a fat ass with a horrid diet certainly doesn't help him. It's a wonder he's not hospitalized yet.

>>36430600
mental illness, high cholesterol, extrordinarily poor physical fitness even by fatass standards, taking black market HRT that is infamous for increasing blood pressure and causing blood clotting.

oh and extremely unhygienic living conditions plus fecal incontinence.

>>36430600
Didn't you hear? He sliced his taint open to free the vagina he thought he had.

>>36430587
lots

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCthUP5UT0_MYp-aOp0EzmIg

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeWk3G3Zc7SOkpMuWj0ZULQ

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPQw4B_uzHsgSsz-GgivCjQ

and of course that's not including all the different sex vids and shit hosted on porn sites.

check out the cwcki instead

>>36430587
The cwcwiki has all the juicy bits on our infamous little autist, I'd recommend you check there.

>>36430269

Double digits confirm Chris's wound becomes tainted beyond medical help and he dies this month

Can I have a back story? I have no idea what is going on here.

>>36430755
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler

It's a long story anon. Nice dubs btw.

>>36430755
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
Read all about it. His life is a story of hilarity, sorrow and is generally of great interest. Get comfortable, there's a lot of shit to read, the biggest rabbit hole i know of

>>36430755

Sonic ruins a man's life, a very special man.

>>36430755
see>>36430789

I remember when I first discovered Chris. I was in awe. it was really overwhelming all of the knowledge and information about this guy

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>>36430755
long story short

>nearly a decade ago, SomethingAwful forum poster uploads pic related talking about how a 20-something year old man plays pokemon cards by himself against kids at local game shop

>people are amazed by what the fuck is around his neck

>they find out it's a "sonichu"

>they find out that he has his own website and crudely-drawn webcomic series

>the man, Chris, also occasionally uploads videos on youtube

>4chan finds out about him

>encyclopedia dramatica finds out about him

>it's all downhill from there

the guy is the most-trolled man on the internet. He got tricked into taking naked pictures of himself by like 12 year old boys pretending to be girls, he also posted loads of sex tapes of himself drinking his own cum and fucking blow-up dolls, people pretended to be the president of Nintendo, people pretended to be him, etc.

The more that he got trolled, the more stuff he put out there in videos or whatever that people could use to troll him some more.

Now these days he's a 30-something year old NEET trans male lesbian who lives with his150 year old mom after he accidentally burned down their old house.

>>36430723
Is there a page there that shows the chronology? The wiki is very overwhelming

>>36430925
Are we partially responsible for what he has became?

>>36430853
Think about it, we have this 30 year old autist documented better than we do the most famous and influential ever.

>>36431046
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Saga

>>36431046
I believe they organize it by what's deemed as the sagas, basically all the moments in time in Christory. And if you're wondering about why it's so overwhelming, just try to wrap your head around the fact that we know more about Chris Chan than we do about people like George Washington. He literally gave out pretty much every facet of his life, that or the trolls dug up dirt/forced things out of him. Quite a ride that was.

>>36431071
*people ever
I haven't slept since 12am this morning. I can barely type

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo
>"and I just won"

>>36431113
Oh god, he really never grew up.

>>36430684
How long ago did he do this.

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>>36430925
>nearly a decade ago, SomethingAwful forum poster uploads pic related talking about how a 20-something year old man plays pokemon cards by himself against kids at local game shop


Kek

>>36431222
2.0 was last year if I'm not mistaken, but this whole thing has been going on since 2014-2015.

>>36430925
Link to the page about him burning down their old house?

>>36431222
Last year. That was pretty much the turning point of his whole trans ordeal. Pretty sure he has more than autism at this point

>tfw i'm a sperg and was obsessed with sonic as a child

If things were a little different, I could have ended up like Chris. Its a terrifying thought.

>>36428256
a guy claiming to be lesbian? man that just makes me want to shove a knife down my throat. thats so disgusting.

>>36430925
Thanks for the sum anon

And holy fuck that's both hilarious and also fucked. Mostly hil though.

>>36431283

>at this point

I've always believed he was at least mildly retarded on top of the autism. Just autism doesn't make people behave the way he does. Yeah, he's sheltered, but the levels of gullibility and naivete about even the simplest things that he's displayed over the years are ridiculous.

Anyone have the original /v/ thread? A screenshot is floating around but I do remember an archived link.

>>36431405
I'm talking about schizophrenia or something comparably serious. But yeah, that makes sense too.

This is an amazing article
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call

"In an unbelievably insensitive move even by his standards, Chris compares the effort that tidying his house would entail with the effort Matt spent carrying his dead colleague back to base. Matt is rightfully furious at this comparison, and gets Kacey back on the phone to tell her how full of shit Chris is. Kacey tells Chris that he needs to respect Matthew more, before handing the phone back to her father."

>>36431481
Even schizophrenics don't sink that low anon. If I had to major a guess I'd say that knowing how old his parents were when they had him and the fact he was constantly coddled he probably has stunted development and an intellectual disorder. Or a very extreme autism.

>>36431514
Wager*, not major. Don't know why that happened.

>>36431405
I have to agree with you on him being midly retarded.

No one should be so fucking gullible that they will do the shit chris has done. Plus it seems like he really does not have any kind of basic critical thinking skills.

>Actually having a sign that says "I am a virgin, please by my GF"
>Stripping for 12 year olds pretending to be girls.
>Actually Shitting himself out of fear that some asshole thousands of miles away is going to kill him.
>No perception of reality outside of his TV, games, and Charlotessville.
>Became so AntiTrump he voted for Hillary, just because he read a few baseless claims from an LGBTQ+ blog.
>Literally cutting open is abdomen so that way he can have a "Vagina", because he thought that some bullshit harmonic resonances video will turn him into a girl for free.
>Wasting every fucking dime he has ever had on toys and games.
>Thinking that the trolls on 4chan was just two people who, one of whom is literally the devil.

>>36428256
The last couple episodes of this season are just gonna be them begging for money until Barb dies and then it'll get interesting again

>>36429157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6IvA7WUmg
This level of autism transcends the spectrum.

>>36431664
Barb dying will be the thing that will ever happen to Chris. Either he will die or finally grow the fuck up.

>>36431068
If you have to ask, no.
Watching a trainwreck in progress isn't causal. He has gotten more ridiculous since the concerted trolling efforts by non-passive observers ended, too.

>>36430269
>Normie tier
Holy shit, it scares me to wonder what you consider abnormal

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>>36431068
100% yes.

I mean I showed up relatively late to the party, but I was always just an observer and lurker, I never did anything to him.

>>36431113
>tfw he did not win at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE

>>36431281
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Destruction_Of_Chris%27s_House

It was partly his fault for plugging a fucking coffee maker into an extension plug that goes into a washroom - but part of it is also because of his parents' hoarding which he no doubt inherited.

>>36431388
Some of us laugh at him because he's genuinely silly, some of us laugh at him because he's a reflection of our own lives to some degree.

>>36431684
Oh man, it's really going to be epic. It's not often that you really see someone truly snap and I think that's what's going to happen to Chris when Barb dies

>>36431717
Posted that before I learned of the fakegina incident.

>>36431068
I wouldn't say so personally. The trolls probably egged him on but keep in mind that his parents were dog shit (just ask his brother), had him in their 40s and let him do whatever he wanted with no consequences. Plus he himself openly distributed information involving him. He was fucked from the start.

rip bob. he was the guy i felt bad for. looking at pictures of him playing with chris as a child makes me so sad.

Chris needs to have an offspring to continue his legacy

>>36431910
"I'm cuttin' it down!" - The Internet Lumberjack

>>36431910
Chris' parents made him who he is.

Bob should have cut down the internet when he said he was going to. Chris would have left the internet and had somewhat of a chance of a normal life

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Walks_In

>>36430334
Fucking this. Chris is going to go full-on potato and his life will serve as an unappreciated lesson in taking care of your autistic children when they need help before they turn into the next CWC.

>>36431296
>"Low-functioning autistics are like a window to hell for me." - Christian "Christopher" "Ricardo" Weston Chandler
It can certainly be a matter of perspective sometimes.

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>CWC has been closer to a female than I ever will

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>>36432017
>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bob_Walks_In

>Okay, I'm licking your pussy while you're sitting on my face. Oh boy...hhhh...mmmmm...mmmm...oh...okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one's face causes pink-eye. Ali- alri- alright, I'll let it go this time. I don't touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah....

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It's fucking surreal seeing him in his classic outfit again.

>>36432145

I wonder if he is internally having an identity clash of sorts in his mind? Like Light finding the Death Note again, Spider-Man discovering his suit after throwing it in the rubbish or Mr Garrison going back to being a man.

>Tfw you realize Chris is the real life Mr Garrison
Does this mean we'll have president Chris in our lifetime soon?

It's honestly really sad, Chris had a lot of potential thinking about it deeply. Specifically in writing, maybe its because my grammar is really underdeveloped but Chris is really well spoken. He could have legitimately wrote a good story instead of some crappy comic strips if he was raised better.

>>36431500
>A morbidly obese girl and her "father" spend two hours of their lives berating and making fun of a retard.
>Chris is the disrespectful, pathetic one.

Rally makes u thing

>>36431500

I listened to the whole thing last week, I completely lost it when Chris tried to pass off mowing the lawn or taking out the rubbish as being equivalent to carrying your dying friend and colleague on your back in a war zone.

>>36432145
I think Chris lost weight.
Is Financhu getting that intense?

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>Before then, I had a gay experience in Summer Camp when I was 7. My bunkmates were experimenting, and made me their mo-fo unwilling guinea pig. I was blindfolded during the whole thing, feeling an 8-year old's dick up my ass. I was not thrilled from the ordeal. But last January, I became curious from the recalling of the feeling, so I asked Jerry to show me a night. At first it was neutral, then he made out with me; his breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me. Then he told me to suck his dick, and I did; the taste and sight did not thrill me. And he sucked mine. He got a rise out of me, but then I started to feel uneasy. It was minor at first, and I promised myself I'd see this through. Finally, he was in me doggy style. As he humped me, I was feeling it both in my penis, and in my gut; worsening as he went on. And eventually, I embarrassed myself grossly. I came AND fucking threw up simultaneously. Jerry had not come yet himself, and out of respect, he withdrew himself and asked me if I was okay. He cleaned me, and my mess on his floor up. I felt soo damn ashamed, but Jerry was kind and understanding to me. And it was then I confirmed it for myself that I was not gay, and Jerry and Dino agreed with me. So with that, I was able to move forward feeling more confident in my orientation.

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>>36430334
yfw we have yet to experience the best saga

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i knew about chris from several years ago but i never followed his story, but wow i just spent the last 2 hours reading the wiki.

>>36430600
He used to drink a 2 gallon of coke a day and now has no control over his bowels. He physically can do nothing to stop shit from just sliding out

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>>36431113
I don't know, it breaks my heart every time I see this. His shirt, his cute chubby face, his total retarded innocence. With some help, he could've turned out so much better

>>36431863
Still, the blarms incident doesn't exactly scream "normie" either

>>36432328
He's lost more than weight, just look at that fucking hair

>>36432328
Nah dude, that shirt barely fits him anymore

>>36432656
The show has just begun, prepare the popcorn

Somebody needs to write and draw a Dante's Inferno parody with Chris-chan.

>>36430465
holy fuck its real....
not posting, anybody can find it

What would you get if you stuck all of the positive and negative aspects of Chris into two different beings, one fully positive, and one fully negative?

>>36433753
there really is no positive

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>>36433753
You'd get an Eloi and a Morlock respectively.

>>36430439
he could have been a fucking chad

>>36433753
you would get
one mildly autistic "transgender" tumblr user drawing "educational" cartoons who is playing vidya all day and
a raging storm of gullibility, hypocrisy, degeneracy and weaponized autism

You guys sound so retarded when you ask how Chris is bad with money or why he acts different.

He's retarded that's his whole thing remember!?

>>36433753
You'd get Chris and a void.

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Do you think if he was never trolled Chris would be at least somewhat more normal? I think he would still be a man at least.

>>36434018
Almost certainly. Think about the sheer magnitude of his infamy and the scrutiny he receives, there's an entire wiki that's dedicated to making fun of him. That's gotta have some kind of effect on him.

Hell I'd think he'd be more insane than he is.

>>36428256
does this actually work? i've thought about listing something i own like one thing i dont really want anymore for an overly inflated price just to see if i ever might just get lucky instead of trolled for it

>>36430238
When that taint of his makes him.

>>36430585
He'd probably be put in a home.

No shit bullying affected him.

You are all robots right? How did bullying effect you?

>>36431329
No he thinks he's a girl.

>>36430269
>special snowflake

4chan and ED are pretty much the only reason he gets the attention he does.

>>36432190
>well spoken

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_English

>>36434018

I just wish he was still in his stripe shirt stage. All the tumblr shit has ruined him completely. I wanted that sonichu Christmas special and I never got it because of those dorks!

>>36432072
The one and only true robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR1kZnhuM3I

>>36431760

This video hit too close to home.

I have todo something about my life before I turn into this.

Jesus, this is terrible. I hope he finds happiness someday. Fuggggg

>>36433858
This. I actually think half of all Chads have autism.

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>>36429157
THIS IS PAlNFUL

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I heard about him when I was 13.

I'm in too deep now.

I'll be around for the end.

>>36434018
What app is this?

.org

>>36436125
Face App

originalio

>>36428256

they're going to charge back right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOsOwKjlARI

>>36436061
So you're 17?

>>36437246
I'm actually 20.
Time sure does fly.

That shirt is pretty iconic. I'd buy it if I had a lot of money and no sense.

The story of Chris-Chan will end with a whimper and you all know it. We might hear of Barb's death from some ween who scours the Ruckersville obits every day or something, and then nothing. Chris will quietly disappear from the internet and we'll never hear from him again.

>>36437459

I highly doubt that. There are people who track every second of Chris' existence. If he disappears, people will try to track him down.

Chris will only truly die when Kiwifarms does.

>>36437458
I think it's wonderful.
It's a symbol of an entire existence on this earth.

It's worth millions to me.

I honestly feel like TITS is a phenomenon worthy of study.

I think there's something to be said about the kind of person that watches a man cut himself a new asshole in his downward spiral into subhuman levels of mental illness

>>36428256
I like how it's ripped near the bottom. Nice touch to the nasty grime of the overall picture.

>>36428577
Kek confirms, but even for autists his help can only go so far. Chris has been fucked ever seen Bob died.

>>36430422
was he going to use the sunglasses as a disguise...?

>>36437659
wew

JAM ON IT COSMO

>>36437693

Yep.

This guy that threatened him lived thousands of miles away, but it still caused Chris to shit his britches out of fear and clutch a pocket knife.

I find it telling that people lost their shit over /v/ saying some mean things to some girl on twitter, but they exact same people spent 7 years tormenting (both online and irl) a mentally retarded man and no one gave a shit.

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y-y'all Should know me by Now

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>>36429397
>Did you bathe?
>No

>>36431500
the cringiest shit ever...
stolen valor faggot and his obese slag cohort making "epic content" that amounts to two chads fucking with a retard for an hour

>>36430334
This will be the start of the final saga. She seems close too.

>>36430334
Necessity is the mother of invention, watch as Chris becomes a contributing member of society after Barb dies. I believe in him!

>>36431113
>very special

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>>36431329
I imagine it's part of his failure to attract a boyfriend free girl. He must've twisted the idea that lesbians have girlfriends and his consistent failure as a male to attract a gf led him to believe that as a "tomgirl" (his terminology) would basically double his odds.

Also, this is equally, doubly hilarious because of his staunch hatred for gays and his regimen of staring at a poster of Sailor Moon to help him stay straight and fight off gay thoughts.

It's sad to think that the Sailor Moon poster in question failed to keep him straight...

>>36432145
Holy shit he looks like barb.

>>36438075
>failed to keep him straight...
he still wants to fuck girls, so i dont think that has changed

>>36438099
But he's not straight. He deviates, which is where straight comes from.

He's bent just like his dick.

>>36438150
>He deviates
then almost no one here is straight

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>those money could've been used to fund my game

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>>36432190
No, dude, Chris began speaking very late as a child, then something caused him to not speak until he was much older.

His writing and speech is F U C K E D.

If you hold CWC in any regard other than incapable in terms of the English language, you have serious developmental issues and I'm not trying to put you down or anything. He seriously has issues expressing himself, as witnessed by his consistent reliance of anime based hand gestures to relay emotion.

His writing is comparable to that of a 13 year old child. It's rarely correct, succinct, idiomatic or even spelled correctly.

I will say this: his writing conveys the thoughts he has, and there isn't much disconnect between his speech and writing.

>>36438191
looks like utter shit my man, just put it on newgrounds when you're finished

>>36438164
I don't think anyone is arguing that 4chan is full of healthy, young straight males.

>>36438164
Of course. Sexuality is a spectrum. Most people are not straight. Straight as the most natural state is a fiction that causes all kinds of mental pain.

Some guys aren't fags, but they are attracted to some guy's bodies (but have no interests in dicks) and probably would experiment once or twice growing up and in college but still love and fuck women and never do it again. They'd call themselves straight but experience cognitive strain when they see some hot 20 year old guy.

Some guy's have no interest in guy's bodies but love sucking dicks, but have no emotional interest in guys.

Some guy's have 0 interest in dicks or bodies but are emotionally attracted to other dudes, but still wouldn't want to fuck or date them.

The 100% straight, 0 attraction to the opposite sex, is the outlier in the human species. Which makes sense since that same phenomenon is observed in all other mammals and primates that are social in nature. Attracting helps to improve bonding of social structures.

TL;DR if chris was just allowed to be a little gay instead of being hammered straight by his dad and society he probably wouldn't be a fucking tranny right now.

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>>36438213
its not even finished, i need money to pay my artist.

>>36438225
have considered maybey chris really did have gender dysphoria, and living with a super right wing redneck father while having this is what messed him up?

>>36437459
Unfortunately, after years of following him, this is how I see it happening.

He's already been flying under the radar for the better part of two years; and the most that has happened has been the un-clit, which, for him, isn't even that great.

I just see Barb succumbing to the bugs, CWC burning up 14 Branchland, maybe moving around for a bit while increasing his e-begging, claiming severe illness multiple times. Then he'll post some video of him laying in a hospital bed saying he has a mixture of hyper-pneumonia and a bit of gangrene, so he leaves a few links to his new etsy where he has new medallions and amiibos for sale (which will take 6-9 month to produce and cost at least $199.95), and then all of a sudden...

Nothing.

He is gone.

CWC certainly will not go out with a boom.

>>36438274
Nah. I don't think so. Gender dysphoria isn't something that just happens at age 30. It's true all through life. Chris never was into being a woman or even exhibited stereotypical female traits. What he did show was very slight homosexual inclinations.

I mean for fucks sakes he talked about "keeping gay thoughts away." Deep down he has an attraction to men, even if it's not the dominant part of his sexuality, and it's been paved over so strong that it's exhibiting itself in ways twisted by his overall cognitive load.

>>36438311
in his first video he pleas for the audience to explore the opposite gender's hobbies

>>36438311
>Chris never was into being a woman or even exhibited stereotypical female traits.
probably because his father attempted to beat these things out of him,
and also the whole "keep gay thoughts away" may have been as a result of this, since people assume feminine man=gay

>>36438311
>Gender dysphoria isn't something that just happens at age 30.
im saying he always had it and suppressed it until his dad died, in which case there was nothing in the way for him anymore to explore this.

>>36437865
It was really more to get Chris to improve his life but every question fell flat or backfired.

>>36438202
His writing is even worse. It's elementary school tier.

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>>36428256
What a relic!

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>>36438311
>Chris never was into being a woman or even exhibited stereotypical female traits

>>36439781
the fucking glasses. I'm surprised he didn't find a boyfriend free 8 yr old girl

>>36439781
Do you even know the timeline for when this image was taken?

cuz if you did you would understand why it doesn't prove your point.

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>>36439843
Fine, here's something no one tricked him into doing.

>>36439781
He thinks bras and panties are unisex underwear and can be worn by men

>>36439893
What, you mean the tomboy phase? He was also manipulated into that. And it's also where he started manifesting his suppressed homosexual inclinations.

When you suppress your sexuality and deny it, even if it's something as mild as just finding a boy cute every once in a while, it starts to sprout out of the ground like a weed in strange ways and strange places.

Mark my words. The next stage after financhu and tranny mode will be complete fag Chris, because he can never just do something a little. Maybe by the time he's 60 he'll finally realize that he's not a sexual deviant, just a boy who wants his female boyfriend-free sweetheart but also thinks sometimes boys are cute too.

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Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwyptvayWpQ

Liquid saga was the best.

>>36428522
>It's funny, I dispute chargebacks for a living.
Which is easy as fuck on eBay.

>>36429157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4orHqL-b968

>pickle suited NIGGER.

>>36439992
fucking kek

btw, did he have any remorse when Bob died? Was he sad at all?

>>36428342
It wasnt 'some kid' it was some rich engineer.
and he sold it for 1500 dollars

>>36440244
He didn't seem to be, no.

>>36428577
Hes severly autistic and was not raised properly by his retard boomer parents.
You really think he can hold a job?

>>36440244
Hw didn't seem bother by it at all

>>36440441
He can't, of course. iirc he had one like a decade ago but ended up losing it. That's back then, before all this lesbian soul trans shit. He was still looking a bit odd and slow and juvenile, but he was still part of society.

Now imagine him coming in to a fast food joint and asking for a job.

Oh man I shouldn't have gone to sleep last night.I have a lot of posts I need to catch up on now

>>36430366
Well written my friend, I had a hearty chuckle

>>36429397
>May I orbit your belt?
never change Chris-Chan

>>36430432
Nigger do you english

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>>36430439
Oh god, that mischievous look on his face is hilarious

>>36440922
He could've phrase it better. But I understood what he typed.

/oregano

>>36440907
"My heartsweet"
You can tell he was really trying hard. Feelsbadman

>>36440967
My favorite cwc image right there

I wonder what he'll do with all the money he'll get from selling his shirt? I wonder how Barb will react.

>>36440967
You got the edit of that image? The one that looks like that old famous painting?

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>>36441114
I've got this one. Not sure if it's that.

>>36430439
is that a girl or boy on the left

>>36441128
Heck yeah, that's the one. Thanks, man.

>>36441091
if I were CWC I would blow it on about 70 prostitutes, nigga make it rain knaw what I'm saying

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>>36441138
it's a gal pal, you dork

>>36441128
Is it just me or does that look like something out of Take on me. Drawn autistically of course

>>36441138
female, Anna McLerran. Confirmed lesbian mormon and expert level white-knight

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barb is 100% going to die within the next 6 months

>>36441128
It's pretty rare that I actually laugh out loud, but I fuck did seeing this image. Jesus, they got the eyes just right too.

He'll use it on a Sex Change surgery. Mark my words.

>>36428342
It was 1500$ and Chris spent the money the second it hit his account and didn't send it. Dude did a charge back, now Chris is 1500 in the red.

>>36441194
except that they are both green and chris draws himself with heterochromatic eyes of blue and green

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>>36441184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r959Lcm-Hqg
I just found this gem

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>>36441184
>the horrifying stare
>the monotonous voice

Barb is not going to stay on 14 BC much longer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAvFYKVEZ4

>>36428620
>Chris is too paranoid nowadays. He'd brush you off as a DANG DIRTY TROLL. He thought a BK employee having lunch at the same McDonald's as him once was a troll spy after all.

just because Chris is paranoid doesn't mean that the trolls aren't still out to get him

>>36441252
I meant in relation to Saturn Devours His Son. It's really good. It managed to capture the essence of both works.

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Enjooooooooibig boi

>>36441280
there's literally an endless discussion on kiwifarms with like 10-20 posts every day

>>36441328
big straw little brain

>>36430432

>she

oregadeadname

>>36441414
He is obviously talking about Barb.

>>36428620
Why the hell else would that BK employee be there? My girl Christine got her eyes peeled for a muthafuckin reason.

>>36430755
>>36430925

Basically, what if The Truman Show was online and real.

>>36437925

In my experience, the people who deserve or need to die the most usually live the longest.

Old farts like Barb are capable of existing for -years- in a state halfway between life and death. She'll likely be around for years to come, always having one foot in Death's door, but never totally crossing the threshold.

>>36441960
This.
Seriously, it's the sad reality of things. It's possible Chris will die before she does.

>>36439941
Isn't liquid like a really conservative mormon in real life now?

>>36430311
>>36430334
The chris saga will quietly end with out any notice shortly after Barbara dies.
Chris will become homeless, and wander the streets until he catches some disease and dies in a hospital.

>>36442146
I envision him hitchhiking to New York City to try and make it Big with a Little help from his family and friends

>>36442054

Allegedly he works for a grocery store now and the fat woman who posed as Kacey is his overbearing, controlling wife who makes him go out to a McDonald's across town for midnight McFlurrys.

>>36441184
That women will be alive 3 years from now, she should've died 3 years ago. She probably drains Chris' leftover autism as her life source.

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>>36442366
>claims to run five miles a day
>is morbidly obese

everytime

>>36440500
>Now imagine him coming in to a fast food joint and asking for a job.
He actually had one for a bit until he got fired for sperging out about donald duck to some kid.

>>36442485
She used to call Chris fat when she was fatter than he was kek

The more I read up about Chris today the more I miss the old Chris. Before the tomgirl saga. I never got to experience it like a lot of you oldfags did. Makes me miss the early 2000's as a whole.

>>36443329
>I miss the old Chris. Before the tomgirl saga.
well fuck with all the harrasement that was thrown at him he was bound to snap in one way or the other.

>>36432168


There will be a moment when Chris will be so fucked up that we all think he might be dead, but then he suddenly reborn more autistic than ever with new hope in his fucking life to destroy it even more

Pretty much like an autistic overweight Griffith

>>36443951
no , he will completly snap one day,
you'll find out when you turn on the news and you are seeing sonichu pictures on cnn.

>>36443980
I wouldn't worry about that. He has the strength of a 10 year old and can hardly run a few feet without getting winded, at worst he'll try to aim a gun at someone and then recoil in fear whenever the gun is fired, assuming he'd even know how to get one or what to do with it.

>>36444179
Trust me, I'm sure Chris has watched enough Sonic sez, and seen enough shadow the hedgehog to know what a gun does

>>36441265
Looks like something out of MechWarrior kek
Nice

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>>36433711
post it you faggot

orignanlloaolao

>>36444844
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit_2.0

bottom of the page

it's fucked up

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https://youtu.be/7XmDYJBZZdc
These threads always get this song stuck in my head

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Apparently, the sonic totem has been finally sold for 1500$.
Now Chris can go back to a 200$ balance, and spending thousands of dollars on legos and shitty games.